Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Wedding Night Brouhaha -68

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Wednesday, 31 August 2016

Wedding Night Brouhaha -68

This bride cried so much you would think it was a movie scene with actor Nkiru Sylvanus as the lead ....





Hello Stella
So I decided to send in my wedding night story.  I don't know how so many of your readers had the strength to have sex that night. 

Well this is my own story....

Hubby and I had a long distance relationship. We got married within a year of dating. How I met hubby is a story for another day (you should probably have a series of how we met our better half and maybe delivering experience, it will make a great read)


We had our traditional marriage on Friday and Saturday was the church wedding.  We had both celebrations at my home town. 

On Saturday by 9pm,we left my home town for my husband's place. Before we left, my sister gave me the money that we made from the church wedding reception, while my mom gave me that for the traditional marriage.  I then hugged every member of my family only to find out my dad was crying for real. 


 I started crying also. I'm a daddy's girl. Everyone knew me and my dad. He visited me in the university every weekend when I don't come home. He was always there for visiting day while i was in boarding school. He always calls me and gives me anything I want as long as he can afford it. 

Those that saw us crying understood.  

We were crying because we wouldn't see ourselves like we use to. I was going far away from where I was born and raised.   Well I got into one of the cars meant for the bride and groom and the convoy set off to my husbands place. 

For the 2hours we were on the road, I cried all thru it. We got to his place and there was a serious party going on in his place. It was our party. I cried thru out the party at a corner. I didn't dance or greet people and all. I was just sobbing and when I get the chance burst out crying. After the party, went into the house at about 3am and I was still crying. My hubby kept consoling me and all..


Then I started having panic attack. I started saying so many things like why the hell did I get married. I'm too young for this. How did this happen. I'm too young to be a wife. How can I be a mother at my young age when I get pregnant and so many other things I was saying. Lol. My hubby kept calming me down but it wasn't working. 

Then he started making a lot of promise. What he will do and not do. How he will be a good man to me forever. How we I'll enjoy each other's company. How our sex life will be awesome.

All this was coming out of his mouth and more but I was still crying. I later went to take my bath. I stopped him from joining me so I will cry my eyes out. After that I came back to the bed, brought out my money, still crying and counting it. 

My hubby started laughing. Because he found the sight of me counting money and crying funny.  Suddenly I stood up and left the room, rushing to another room to meet my friend to ask her where the money she packed was. A friend of mine followed me to my hubby's state. I remembered I saw one of my very rich aunty that likes showing off spraying a lot of dollar. And I couldn't find any of the dollars That was why I left the room to search for her and i was still crying o.  

When she saw me she asked why I  was crying and I told her to give me the money she packed. She said she was waiting to give me in the morning  I told her it's already 5am so it's morning. She handed the money to me and I went back counting. We made a lot of money during the celebration.

After counting the money, I stopped crying and laid down to sleep, it was already 6am.i felt hubby trying to do some things to me but I started sobbing so he left me and slept off. 

We woke up late for our Thanksgiving but we made it.  We left for Lagos that same Sunday. Came in late, showered and slept till late hours of the morning when I felt my husband's tongue on my private part and that was when we consummated the marriage. I can't remember the styles we had and how we did it but I know we had s3x all over the house that day.

 We kept going and going like s3x was going out of fashion. Mind you, we were not celibate during relationship. We had so much s3x that day that I couldn't walk well for the next few days. 

My husband still teases me about how I cried thru out the night we got married. 

It will be 5yrs in December, 2kids and we are doing super great.



*Infact i cried all thru with you as i read this but when i got to the part of you counting money and crying,i laughed so hard..LMAO!


102 comments:

stunning slim shady said...

Awwww cry cry baby! Keep enjoying ur marriage hun!

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

Chief town crier LOL. May your marriage last the test of time. God's blessings to you and yours.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Nice...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

I'm sure you are an Igbo girl cos we don't joke with money...

STARRY LARRY said...

I laugh out when I got to the part where you're counting money and still crying, in fact I can't control the laugh hahahhahhahhahahha





*Larry was here*

Anonymous said...

i laughed thruout....but i bursted in serious laughtet when i go to the money counting part. especially,when u went to collect ur dollars. i cnt deal.,lmao

KEEPING UP WITH SDKB said...

We're talking about wedding day now madam, see as you turn am to funeral day. Chai! You too like money o, crying, counting money and still have the stamina to go and ask your friend for money

ukwu dimond said...

when the bride cry so much on her wedding night, one will only expect small collecting.

beeolah said...

Crying girl don turn to mama Felix,lol

#datFATuvwiegirl!!! said...

AwwwwπŸ˜…... A breath of fresh air from the soft porn am used 2 reading here.

Omah Cindy said...

This is quite realistic. May your home continue to grow in love

Starjoy said...

Eye way de cry de see road count money, 😁 😁

keke driver said...

God bless your home dear...I enjoyed every bit of it.

Becky Divine said...

Hahahaha very funny woman
I feel you are an Igbo babe cos we don't joke with our money lai lai lol.
I just imagined a bride crying and counting money jeez. Babe u funny die, may God continue to bless your marriage

Adadioramma said...

Money matter o. Hahahahaha

Loveme Jeje said...

Funny girl. crying baby, i hope your children will not take that crying part from you.

enjoy your home dear

smart move said...

Nne ehh so true

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Lol...funny bride, may God continue to uphold ur home IJN

bukola fagbemiro said...

Lmao, very funny

EESAH (ORDINARY ME) said...

See as this posters cry cry don dey make me dey cry Chai! Poster, this ur cry cry in infectious :'(

Kelechi Brown said...

Beautiful!

Mrs. Romas said...

The Nigerian saying that; who dey cry dey see road.
Going to your friend to collect your dollars lol.
May God bless and keep your home,

calabar Chick said...

Hahahahahahaha!
Crying and counting money.

telema Cr7 present wife(way maker miracle worker,that is who my father in heaven is) said...

Congrats dear

Omoge Manchester said...

Lmao. Cry cry bride.that counting money and crying part got. Me laughing out loud.

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

Very funny..
Esp the part about crying and counting the money.

Anonymous said...

Tear's of joy, enjoy ur marriage

tracy James said...

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ZIONA said...

Crying bride, u are so funny, and to think ur eye still dey focused on the counting despite the tears is to funny.
*Stella I agree with the poster, let's have a how I met my spouse series, or how I met my fiance series, u can call it happily ever after.I'm just thinking aloud, I love love stories

Jenny zee said...

Laughed throughout, maybe your friend would have kept the money if she didn't see ur crying face lol

SWAG LAFRESH said...

I laughed all through reading. I love your story.

Now i believe the saying "who dey cry dey see road"

Keep enjoying your marriage

Messi said...

Cry cry bride. Babe, u funny shaa. Congrats on ur 5th year anniversary to come. God continue to keep u both

Anonymous said...

LOL a crying and counting money.I wander too how pple manage to.............on dia wedding night after all that stress.

Mama Afrika said...

Hahahaha! Your story is very hillarious. Cry baby.

Cynthia Iyede said...

I'm sure the tears your friend saw in your eyes made her remit the money without stories. Lol. God bless your home.

Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower) said...

Still crying and counting it" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜. This line got me in stitches. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

IVORY said...

You case na eye wey deg cry dey see road. You dey cry dey count money. Lollzzz. No time.

James said...

@poster, you are too young to marry? But you are not too young to fuck.

Roseflower said...

Lol.Happy your husband hasn't given you reasons to continue crying endlessly in your marriage.
Enjoy your home dearie.

DB Malumi said...

Amazing how focused one can be when counting money under Emotional Stress.
This is the part i raise my hands high for u in one of Beyonce picture

James said...

Poster, are you kidding me? U were crying and your mind still go for where money dey. And you were counting money and crying? Who does that? That ur cry na wayo own.

Anonymous said...

Boring....all I saw was cry!cry!!cry!!! *hiss*

Anonymous said...

No she's not! She sounds too intelligent to be pro-Biafra. She's probably Ekiti and her husband Ondo. She went to Lagos by road and she couldn't have done that from Biafra (east) cos she can afford flight. Probably from one of the neighbouring western States as stated earlier.

BEDS AND ROSES said...

Nwwa o, all this crying.
Me I couldn't even wait to leave my house. All the watching of my movement my dad use to do, cld hardly spend nite's in my den boos house.
I was sooo glad to leave and start unlimited sex, not d one I wld be checking time to go home. Plus I just loved knowing I wld be with him 24/7.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH...kwakwakwakwa...he Hehehehe.Happy! !! Chai,una no go kill me. The part of crying & counting was EPIC! This baby bad.

Happy married life dear.

James said...

Madam, you are a hypocrite abegi. I was eager to read where you wrote that you married as a virgin but I was very disappointed. You have been fucking from a young age even before u met him, you never wrote he deflowered you. And you were still trying to deceive your self .Height of shameless ness

Oyanu Enenche said...

Counting money and crying lol

Anonymous said...

lol..... women and money. crying and counting your money!!! God bless and keep your home.

Stella maris Baby said...

Interesting & nice.

Tush baby said...

OK keep crying and counting ur money

Lush Moments said...

Stella, I sent you my birth experience... you didnt post it.. There's another BV asking for it.

Blog Visitor said...

So madam you used your tears to count money... Hahahaha

Cry Cry BV like you

Anonymous said...

Queen, not only igbo girls o,me I was busy picking money that was been sprayed during my own wedding, cos I felt the girl picking the money is too slow. Hubby was just looking at me wt one kind eyes

Anonymous said...

I am an Igbo girl, I joke with money

stella dimokokorkus said...

LUSH MOMENTS
.....i didnt get it

Chummy cho cho said...

My son would call his crying sister;
*Town crier
*African crier No1
*baby la cry
*shouty shouty
*shoutiana
*baby la shout
*cry cry baby etc 😁😁😁😁😁.

Babe you can cry!! Ah ah

Vivienne Nwabueze said...

And how did she deceive herself?

Jasmine said...

Hahahahaha! Cry baby. Hope u cried when u were giving birth?

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Gbam!,.
I second!,..
Stella let's have when I met my spouse series and even divorced series...
Abeg introduce am sharp sharp make we dey read and learn...

Spicy April said...

I smiled at the end

crystal said...

My dear, i couldn't stop laughing while reading. May God continue to uphold your home

crystal said...

Seconded

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

Hmmmm nice

*grabs hankie and wipe my nose*

Tush baby said...

Lolz this James u be case. What of all the girls u are knacking are they virgins

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Funny and nice.

Tush baby said...

Madam Stella u are very good at this ur blog work. So you do notice comments ? Keep it up

Pen Duchess said...

*clear throat* omotena, you be really cry cry girl! (in my waffy voice).
Infact, let me sing for you.
Cry cry baby, you want to see your daddy, ntorr.!
Chai, you too cry ooo
Let me sing olamide's song "eniduro'
Cry me a river baby, cry me a lagoon!
*it's me stella's blog bouncer, that bounce away all stella's haters *

E Sylvia said...

Poster u are funny oooo u are counting money and crying waoooooπŸ˜πŸ˜€

Mhzzbee int'l said...

Poster you are so funny, naso I cried during my own wedding night too, but mine was on another thing.

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Anonymous said...

Hypocrite ke!? James STOP using words that you know not their meaning..pleaseee

vincent cent said...

Most of this foreign report and news says the % of black men that suck cookies is very low , I believed it because each time I make enquires from niggas they all deny it...nah I haven't done, I can't do that shit...so who are the men sucking this cookies, pls someone should enlighten my curiosity

St.FranKooL.... said...

#If you’re having a bad day, just remember that you have managed to get through every bad day you’ve had. You'll make it through this one too*

Anonymous said...

That part tho.. Crying and counting money! Lmao the lady making my hair will soon run out of get shop cos I'm laughing like a mad person right now. Damn girl! Enjoy ur marriage honey

#datFATuvwiegirl!!! said...

ass licker. She reads comments before posting,unless she decides to enable comments

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

God bless your home

Olubunmi Omolola said...

Crying and counting money so tey you could recall their were dollars sprayed.In short i will laugh for the rest of the week.Thanks for sharing.

Loveme Jeje said...

James can never disappoint us. chai. James oya send your own. who disvirgin you?

Anonymous said...

Na Igbo woman. They love money so much, they can do ANYTHING to get it. They are number when it comes to runs. Enjoy your marriage sha.

Mrs I said...

Lolzzz very nice one.Thanks for sharing.

Jasmine said...

@ chummy cho cho, shoutiana? Hahahahahaha! Nice name abeg

Temitope said...

funny indeed

Anonymous said...

My hubby does. And he loves it.

Anonymous said...

I can't just stop laughing down here, infact my fellow corpers are beginning to wonder why I'm laughing just by myself... Can't even imagine the thought of you crying and counting money, sotey you know sey dollar no dey the money

Never mind said...

This James is dumb as! Gosh!

Etch said...

Lovely story. #HowIMetMYSpouse will make a lot of sense. Stella pls consider.

Anonymous said...

Lmao,this Stella no dey alright o,which one is,i cried with you although,you be case,as for the bride,you cried and still,your husband still succeeded in inserted his prick into your something,tell me you didn't enjoy it,yimu

Mao Akuh said...

I laughed when I read... my aunt sprayed dollar. Money power

Anonymous said...

...number one.

One trillion said...

End time tears

Krystal said...

Nice one dear,may God continue to keep your home.

Anonymous said...

Blog visitors James is a woman not a man.

Anonymous said...

Blog visitors James is a woman not a man.

Giselle Lawrence said...

Lol cry cry baby

Giselle Lawrence said...

Seconded @Etch. #HowIMETMYSPOUSE#

Chidinma Gift said...

Hehehehe crying and counting money, i love your style

Chidinma Gift said...

Hehehehe crying and counting money, i love your style

Amunidara said...

Drama queen

Anonymous said...

Awesome one

Anonymous said...

Thirded!!!

reemah said...

Yes!

Anonymous said...

No woman
No cry

#dmg

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