Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Labour Room Drama 11 And 12

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Friday, 9 September 2016

Labour Room Drama 11 And 12

Wow ...interesting LRD's...





LRD 11
Hello Stella,
I met my man on Facebook through a friend who doesn't want to date him because he is not a rich guy but he is a radio presenter in a state here in Nigeria. Then,I was in living in Lagos and we only communicate on Facebook and phone, we met after some months and we had sex on our second date which led to our son. (Just once).

We started the journey together immediately I told him that am pregnant and we decided that I should leave Lagos.
(Fast forward) I went for ante natal that day not knowing that I will give birth to my baby the second day,Immediately a nurse saw me she said I need to see the doctor and she took me to the doctor's office. The doctor asked mW some questions which to the sentence 'madam,you will see your baby tomorrow'. 


They called my hubby to bring my luggage and I was given drip immediately.
Early in the morning the second day,I was told to have my bath and the doctor induced me. O started feeling some pain in my stomach after an hour and gradually the pain became serious that I started screaming but unfortunately hubby was not around to comfort me. Hubby came back from work around 4 o clock and I have been feeling the pain since 7 am till 5pm that I noticed the nurses buying underwear and immediately I shouted 'why are you so heartless'. 

The doctor came to check mW and confirmed that I should be taken to the labour room.
I was taking to the labour room, hubby was outside and all I was shouting was Jesus (as instructed by MIL),at a point I changed the Jesus to hubby's name,the nurses were just laughing, as I was shouting I heard one of the nurses saying 'good bye Deacon' immediately I heard that I shouted 'Deacon come and pray for me' and he did that. (Deacon is also a doctor) They allowed my hubby to come in and immediately he saw me showcasing all that he is enjoying privately his face changed but me no send. ( I was naked ) .


After some minute I became so  weak that they had to give me glucose and immediately my baby was ready to come out, I shouted ' o want to poo',the matron checked me and said that it's time .

They did something that really pain me,the matron just use sharp object to cut my private part and the baby came out(no push ) the matron later told me that the was tired and I also have tried since morning.

My baby came out and I noticed that all the nurses were rushing to where he was,I shouted 'where is my baby',then they were using mucus extractor to bring out the water he has taken in because of my constant bending. After some minutes I heard my baby crying. The matron stitch my private part (so that hubby will continue to enter the tight area).

Presently,my son is 2 years and 5 months old,we are still a family even after all the challenges we faced. The poor presenter is now a comfortable one . (hope my talk no too much?) My omugwo still coming.


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LRD 11

Hi Stellacious, 

Okay, I am 29 years, married with 3 kids, infact my baby will be a month old on the 10th of September, So I have a lot of time on my hands as am on a 4 month maternity leave. I love this new segment, although am still contemplating how to send in my omugwo and WNB stories. But be sure my stories are HAWT!!!

       I will send the stories of each LRD differently, so that will be 3 stories from me.
      I got married in Feb and took in the next month ( we weren't trying to though) just flexing as we did not gbensh at all while courting. Oh! Not minding the fact that I was on my period on my wedding day!! Imagine that, after all the wait. Am digressing, forgive me.

     I had a smooth pregnancy, I took pregnacare which made me eat n eat n eat.... I got FAT!! But from day 1 to end, no vomiting, spitting and all of that, but I could eat for Africa. Lol.

Fast forward to 9 months, my Edd date came and went, no labour sign, zilch!! 

The Doctor gave me two weeks after which I was to be induced. 3days to that date,i saw the mucous plug and the pains started. I felt pains through the night and the next day. I finally went to the hospital in the evening with hubby and My sister, only to be told I was just 2cm dilated. 

The matron that evening said Madam go home o, you never start. 

What?? With this kind pain? Ha!! This was like 5pm o. Around 8pm, I told my sister I was hungry o even with the pain, she said I should not eat as it will make me poo during labour, but I no answer Jo, I hadn't eaten since breakfast and as the baby was dragging Na. I ordered rice and pepper soup, ate very well. I kept walking around all this while o. At about 11pm, i told hubby to go home since I was only 3cm then. Imagine!!!


      I started feeling sleepy amidst the pains o, I laid down to sleep only for my sister to come in and I told her am sleepy, Omo come see kabashing Na, say if I sleep during labour Na die be that o ( I no Sabi dat one o!). Na so she force me stand up continue the walk. By 12pm, the nurses checked and did a sweep- Chei!! Na there I see better pain!! 

After that, the fire brigade pain started. My sister said I should not scream but breathe, shey I was with her during her labour and I know she did not scream. I told her it did not pain her as it was paining me now o. Lol.


     At about 2pm, the nurse checked me again and said the baby's head was still up, I don't know when I shouted, BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE, I, YOUR MOTHER AM TELLING YOU TO COME OUT NOW! COME OUT!!! 

This was in the delivery room o, I felt like pushing but the nurse said I should let her coach me through the pain to avoid a tear. I was breathing through the pains with the help of the nurse and when I was fully dilated, PUSH..... Na so I dey poo. Chai, shame catch me. I was just apologizing to the nurses- am so sorry, I did not mean to poo, I just can't help myself, don't be angry etc. They all started laughing, say which kind polite woman be dis, that it's their job.lol.


     After about 3 pushes, I felt FIRE in my vijayjay, I tried to close my leg say I no do again, the nurse screamed -Madam you want to kill your baby? See the head already."  That's how I gathered strength and said a word of prayer, then when the pains came again, one great push and I had my handsome bouncing baby boy.....
That's how he was cleaned up and handed over to hubby- my sis had called him when I went to the delivery room.
God is indeed faithful!!!
  Now my second LRD, that was just Epic.......will send that soonest!!!
Kisses to all my online BVs and anonymous...

Scalpel....
Thanks



Wait oh,this poo you people are talking about is it just the feeling or poo actually comes out?..GOSH!!


73 comments:

James said...

Just passing by

Honeybunny said...

Wow
All this LDR is so scary
I'm so scared of pain mehn !!
seriously considering surrogacy πŸ€”

STARRY LARRY said...

God bless you both.

Stella, some women actually poo o




*Larry was here*

Debbie me said...

Wow! We keep learning everyday. Thanks Stella. Thank God for safe deliveries.

Chidimma said...

Lol at poster 1- deacon come and pray for me .
Poster 2- I like ur style. U were just chopping lifeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. But that poo during labour would have just embarrassed me to death πŸ˜§πŸ˜‚

these labour room chronicles are heavy and serious. now I am rethinking if I will ever be pregnant. God help us allπŸ˜‡πŸ™

Anonymous said...

Enter your comment...hmm during my own I actually poo o! d nurse was like "madam instead of u 2 push ur baby out u dey here dey shit smelly poo poo". until I was given hot drip na so d pain triple I didn't no were strength came $ I pushed out my baby.

ukwu dimond said...

poster 11 you are very funny, thank God for the safe delivery.

James said...

Poster 1,what your horseband has been enjoying privately?
Are saying you have not been fucking before you met him?

Falz´s Wife said...

The poo is mainly the feeling because the baby applies pressure when the head is bearing down on your pelvic region. But some women actually push out poopoo.

Poster 2, so you felt that 'ring of fire' feeling as well? That was your baby crowning (the top of the head pushing out of the vagina). I always feel it and the feeling is indescribable! It feels like the opening of your vagina is stretching wide open and is about to tear. I hate that feeling!

isoko man wife said...

The baby coming out is similar to when you're about to shit one very big and strong shit..πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒ

Anonymous said...

1st poster, ,,i hope u have married formally???????

E be like say u like fuckery,pass proper marriage.



Poster 2, ,,,,,shity shity woman.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Choi!...
All these stories are doing me one kind...

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

LRD 1 has he paid your dowry yet?

So I observed that everybody's husband drives them or they drove to the hospital.

How about those with struggling husbands?

Did your water brake on the "okada"?

How was it?




So my boss caught me with my phone reading this, and snapped pictures on his phone. I know I am I. Trouble sha, but God dey!

What made him visit my office is what I dunno!

ukwu dimond said...

poster 12 your dram no be here oh!

Stella, poo actually comes not just saying it. May God protect and keep everyone pregnant, you all will go to favour room and come out with your great testimony.

am elevated said...

wao,interesting. my Edd is in 3weeks time,praying for a sweet delivery. this is my first and hoping to send my LRD too.

ukwu dimond said...

James James, when one is in labour pains you do not care who look at your private body.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

She pooed

vivychoco said...

LRD 11 I DOESN'T understand dis ur story at all nawaooo

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Nice one

nzube izuu said...

Some women actually 'poo' during labour.

nnenne adani said...

Stella poo comes out o,serious one

Anonymous said...

I took pregnant care during pregnancy but it does not make me eat, I get irritated when I perceive any aroma of food for the first trimester and all via my pregnancy I found it hard to eat. Maybe am not just the a food freek like other pregnant woman that eat whatever comes their way.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Auto correct ooooo. **Break

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Is poo, real poo

Lady T/ am worth more than a thousand dollars said...

@ James, I can see you are trying to earn a name for your self. It's an ambition, all the best. By the way it's not EVERY WOMAN that does or has done outside her home. Maybe in future your wife will do it.
Don't worry am not coming back to read your comment or update.

I'veBeenTouchedByAnAngelWithLove said...

Stella na real poo o, my first prayer point when i was pregnant was that i should not have the urge to poo on my baby's delivery day. Reason and Details when I send my lrd.
Sweet lrd from poster one and two.
*God bless my Angel in human form*

Anonymous said...

hmmmm, i pooed very well during my time oo. i no send sef. The pain was out of this world. Better experienced than told.

Scarlett said...

Next baby will definitely be another CS. I can't bear to go through this vaginal delivery pain.

Women are a strong breed!

Starjoy said...

@Am Elevated you deliver safely, before the pains arouse your baby would have come down, you shall deliver like that of the Hebrew women.

Fab Mum said...

If you when you labor start, you will actually poo in th delivery room. Not just having the feeling of wanting to poo

calabar Chick said...

You guys are scaring me o...
Not a fan of this segment jare!

Anonymous said...

Some women poo during labour and this happens because as the baby's head desends it presses every thing in the rectum out so yes some women pop very well and for a midwife it's not a big deal. Giving enema is no longer in practice so yes we pack It comes and focus on the baby's arrival which is the real deal. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

*eyes wide open*You don't say!

Anonymous said...

Am a midwife and I have taken a lot of deliveries, it's not a big deal, i focus on the beauty of God's creation that am blessed to touch, so yes the poo no matter the quantity does not distract me, it's my job to ensure that all ends well.

Anonymous said...

Some women poo during labour and this happens because as the baby's head desends it presses every thing in the rectum out so yes some women pop very well and for a midwife it's not a big deal. Giving enema is no longer in practice so yes we pack It as it comes and focus on the baby's arrival which is the real deal. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Wait for it said...

She poo pooed(or she shit)

Madam send in your own LRD and let us rest!! All this I feel it too should stop

Queen Delilah said...

Hian! Everything must scare una mshewww

Stella yes ooo they actually poo.. as in real poo! Ha na anyu nsi there lol. Nurses dey try sha

Anonymous said...

Abeg wetin be sweep wey d nurse do

Anonymous said...

No be only you o queen and bus. CS is the main deal. My 3 children na elective CS. Very easy, no stress, very smooth recovery process. I cannot go and kill myself say I dey born like Hebrew woman. When I dey born my second pikin, one woman wey de labour still de there, I don enter theatre comeout with my baby dey recover nicely, she still de labour.

Wait for it said...

So if they own a car or their husbands own one, they should leave it and take keke or bike because of you?

Yeye talk

Don't worry when it gets to your turn , walk to the hospital because you want to be different and appear different while writing your LRD story

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Learning to accept your current situation is not necessarily easy. But it is the way to peace*

Esthy said...

Geeeesh this LRD scares d hell outta me,i wonder what will be my own drama when my turn finally reach. Although I love to see pregnant woman Buh there LRD scares me. Thumbs up to you two post 1 nd 2

that igbo girl said...

RIGHT FROM WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS HAD DIS FEAR OF CHILD DELIVERY, THINKING IT WAS GONNA KILL ME. BUT NOW AS A GROWN LADY, I LEARNT CS ISNT REALLY A BAD THING THE WAY I WAS FORCED TO BELIEVE AS A KID. I'M ON A JOURNEY TO CURB THE FEAR THO" BUT ABEG WHEN D TIME COMES AND I FEEL I NO READY FOR D PAIN OMOOO CS ALL THE WAY....BEFORE I GO WAN PROVE STRONG WOMAN GO KEE MYSELF

Linda Ada said...

Me too o *crying*

Linda Ada said...

Jesus!

Fuck you said...

Chaii...dis is wickedness..

brownsugar said...

I'm definately sending all 3 of my labour room drama. Lol

Excellence said...

Stella na real poo for some oooo.God is just AWESOME

Oreva said...

Stella,na hot poo o

Nemerem said...

God bless you.

Aya Williams said...

Yes poo actually comes out,it happened when I was in d labour room 4 my second baby.

Anonymous said...

I didn't poop with my first but I pooped a LOT with my 2nd! Shame catch me ehn! Then one of d nurses said I shld come n clean the poop on d be when I got down to go to the toilet(I'm sure the bitch has worked in a Govt hospital b4 and I gave birth in a private hospital O!). If u see d evil look I turned around to give her b4 continuing to d toilet ehn!

Esthy said...

Lol @Anon15:13

Esthy said...

15:19

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Lmao,you're not allowed to use your phone in the office? Wonderful!! Me wey SDK dey permanently opened on my system at work,na em be say I for don loose my job since na.

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting on you my God. Let me tell such a story in my lifetime

dabsditty said...

I thank God I never experienced such, cos I would hv felt terrible. One woman pooed a lot b4 pushing her baby and d labour room was serzly stinking, I quietly left the room since I was already stitched, cudnt deal!

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Sassy. I balance for my seat, cross legs, stretch back didny know my boss was in front of me. Lol.

Am still reading SDK. He's gone back to Ikoyi.

Mao Akuh said...

All these stories can even make one not to conceive again esp the inducement.

Anonymous said...

Mumu ni man yi sha

kerry okoye said...

Stella!!!
Can you please scarp this rubbish??
Until I have hypertension right?
Birthing a child is so easy nowadays with money and modern medicine/technology!!
Mtcheeew.

mamalette said...

My own na vomit...once they say push. I will just throw up everyhing in my tummy out before pushin d baby out. One ofmy mate's own na pooh. She pooed birthing all her four kids.

Sarah Bella said...

I did vagina and Cs,and I will choose vagina again cos it's better I suffer pain before delivery and not after for someone like me who takes care of myself after delivery.

Blossom said...

During my own,i pooed o I won't lie.lol.

God bless your little ones.

Anonymous said...

Stella the poo actually comes out,I pooed on my 2nd Lrd, the nurse just quickly used cotton wool to cover it and continued guiding me on pushing out my baby

Anonymous said...

Sincerely they are. I'm so scarred already!

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, every woman is scared before her time but God will see you through.

Anonymous said...

I was so scared of pooping but luckily, I emptied my bowels after the mucus plug came out. Before even going to hospital

Anonymous said...

Ring of Fire ke? Choi. Thank God I had epidural.

Anonymous said...

My water broke when I was trying to sleep lol, the pain went from 10-100. Fear catch me then

Anonymous said...

God bless u madam. My mom is also one.

Anonymous said...

Once the baby is out you are fine, not cs that you can't do things.

zamfy said...

Lol...who is this

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