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Monday, September 26, 2016

Labour Room Drama 43 And 44

Your mum did it?Wow!!!






LRD 43
Hi stella, I have been reading the labour room drama and thought maybe it's about time I sent mine in.

Well here goes mine...I travelled to Us to deliver my baby(haters and those who are gonna ask what happened to Nigerian hospitals,please take several  back seats or hug the nearest transformer gracias)

Prior to my trip I had registered and sorted out all hospital and doctors requirments and stuff so time for my first appointment my doc said my stomach was measuring smaller than my said weeks..see me see gbese o.
I had to do lots of sonogram to cool their minds that it was the approprate size and also because I was'nt so big the baby was'nt as big as the babies they were used to birthing.

Fast forward ,hubby had gone back to Nigeria for an urgent meeting to return hopefully before delivery but trust ,that was when my prince decided to make a grand entrance. I had gone for my ante natal but was told I was already 3cm dilated and that the head of my baby was so low and ready. I was not feeling any noticeable pain or pressure so I was looking at them like...warrahell!

But was asked to go home and give it some time,I also had to pick a date for induction just incase the baby did not come before the date,as they  were giving my baby one week to show up else they bring him out by force,make e nor go drop for road lmao.

By this time I was 37 weeks.. I got home, 2 days later I  began to feel pressure but not bad so was still chopping my gummies and watching series on netflix and exercising and shopping like who nor get ambition.lol.

Then I saw my ''show''...oh mehn it was funny how my elder sister acted. I called my sister when she was in the middle of surgery as she's a surgeon ,when she rounded up she  rushed home only for me to say I am still not feeling the pressure or pain but she was ready o,bags were parked and put in the car, I called my doc and she said to relax first... see trouble,I had to start convincing my sister to please cool down she was not having it o,had to call my mom to beg her.lmao

Fast forward to day of the birth, hubby was in the middle of meeting when I had to go for my induction,he took time out of the meeting to pray with me and commit it all to God's hands.

Yes I was freaking out cos I  knew my life was about to change but did not know how I would cope or if I was worthy of the gift God was entrusting into my care.
We got to the hospital and many more women were coming in and crying and many of them were not even as active in labour as  I was,but since i was not screaming in pain my room was given out many times while I waited,by this time hubby had started going crazy in Nigeria and I was glad that he wasn't with me then because I would have been the opposite as I just wanted things to be taken easy that day. 


oh well, my sister began the shout o,oh the hospital heard it.and by then my contractions has started coming so yea I really did not care who's head was on the pike.
So finally we got my room,all the wires for myself,the baby etc were placed,the catheter was inserted too ....truth be told it's annoying to have so many wires on your body at that time when all you want to do is tear pant.

By this time my water was still intact o. I was induced  intravenously, it was'nt an injection,my dose was increased every 20mins until I was fully dilated,while this was happening I had my epidural inserted and my doc and I agreed to burst my water ,I thought oh now I  am just going in for the ride. I even said I did not want the dosage high cos I  wanted to know when to push. but by this time I was 6cm and still no serious pain like that..my doc was like my pain threshold was the highest she had seen in her years lol.I'm like,are you sure it aint this epidural?
 By 8cm...my sisters had gone home to get me some stuffs only to get back and see that the show was just about to begin. I had previously commissioned  one of my sis to video so hubby wont miss a second as he really wanted to be there.
well I begun to scream o..my mates will be screaming Jesus I was screaming 'F**K"   a few minutes later I wanted to  have the epidural increased because the pain was unbearable they refused that I had already begun active labour and had to stick it to the end. MOGBE!


I started crying o. my sister was holding my hand and crying too omg. it was super emotional in there.
I think i might have pooed in the labour room cos I smelled something gross while pushing,and I apologised but my nurses said, its part of the process dont you worry yourself.Then WE PUSHED AND PUSHED till the Dr asked if I wanted to feel my baby's head ...guess what i said? No way,just get him outta me ,get him outta me nowww!!! that's how I pushed my baby out o. my sisters' eyes were filled with tears and I was wailing lmao, and then my baby was put on my chest and I just felt...too much love.

All this happened in 31 mins. I have'nt been able to thank God enough, I always prayed and asked for  very short and problem free delivery and God did it for me. He hears when we call.
My son will be 2years in a few weeks and everytime I look at him even when upset I just smile because indeed he is a bundle of joy.


*Rolling my eyes...you are dramatic sha...hehehehehehehe
Lucky you,my pain threshold s not high at all.

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LRD 44

Hi Stells! I'm a huge fan. 

Been reading ur blog for a couple of years now but never comment. Just thot to send in my labour room drama. 

 Had my first baby about 14 years ago. Hubby wasn't around so had to travel home to be with mummy dearest. Was about 10days away from my due date when I went to ease myself and saw the mucus tinged with a bit of blood. Told my mum and the whole drama started. My mum's 1st grand child was on the way and so u can imagi‎ne the excitement. 

Mum packed the bag and said of we go to the hospital. Told mum I wasn't feeling any pain and that we should wait a bit but she wouldn't hear any of that. So off we went. It was on a Sunday and there were no doctors available only nurses. Was kind of baffling really. 

There were about 3 other women in labour that seemed to be really close to popping their babies out so the nurses paid little attention to me cos I seemed not to be in any pain. We got to the hospital around 5pm. At about 7pm, a nurse checked me and said I was about 5cm dilated but still no pain. At 
About 10pm, I started feeling sleepy so I dozed off. Dad came into d hospital to see me around 9 and left. 

At about midnight, I was woken by one kind pain wey I never experience for my life and so it went on. Once it subsides, one kind sweet sleep wey sweet die go carry me go only for the pain to come again and wake me after 5minutes. That is how it continued until it was less than 5mins apart. Meanwhile there were only two nurses on duty that night and they had their hands full with d other two women that were about to deliver so it was me and all the while. When mum saw that I was going to crush her fingers with the way I was squeezing them, she dashed out to get the nurse. 

She came back alone cos the nurse was taking delivery of another baby. At around 2am. I told mum I felt like pushing so she dashed out again but came back alone again. Long story short, mum took delivery of her grand daughter. It was when the nurses heard the cry of the baby that they came running in.


 The placenta had come out immediately after the baby. I jokingly told my mum we could have stayed at home to deliver the baby and saved some good money cos I don't see what was done for me in the hospital. My mum just smoked at her grand daughter and said- I wouldn't have been at peace knowing this is ur first baby and my 1st grandchild. Left for home in the morning and omugwu started. That's story for another day.



Una pay the Hospital?If na me i no go gree oh,or we go share the money 50/50 hoha!


89 comments:

  1. Shout out to all super moms all over the world

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    1. LRD 43, you are very very senseless and proud, why hyping yourslf by yourslf? . Fuck it , what's the biggie in birthing in the US ? Kukuma confess your baby daddy couldn't afford flight tickets , Mumu oshi, ode.

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    2. Poster 43, kini big deal? Abeg make we hear word jooor! Bvs, please follow stelladimokokorkus on Instagram, thanks.

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    3. Poster 43
      I couldn't even finish your dry and disjointed story.
      It reeks of narcissism and is laden with silly traces of we-have-arrived
      Get off your high horse boo.
      Life is not that complicated !

      Poster 44.
      I hope you didn't pay them.
      Loool
      😅 Thank God for safe delivery. .. I guess that's what everyone wanted , so there was no time for talk
      Congrats !

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  2. Congrats to both of you. Poster 43 you deliver in the US, so wetin concern haters for your delivery in US. You people like wahala sha.

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    1. Jeje help me ask am, mtcheeew

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    2. Don't mind the fool

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    3. Don't mind her! Hater dat is kln anoda person hater! Oshisco!

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  3. Poster 43 I don't understand what you mean by haters. Have you forgotten this is faceless blog? Na wa for you o, are you the first to give birth in US? What's d big deal sef. Congrats sha.
    Poster 2, congrats dear. The nurses need strokes of canes jare. Your mum is so amazing, send my regards to her.

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    1. American deliverer, na only u dey go US go born?
      Haters sef don dey go US go born their hatred so chill

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    2. You said it all,those you read their own,do you know where they delivered,abi because they didn't add location?congrats to you any ways
      And the second poster,your mum is a lioness

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  4. Interesting stories.


    Poster 1: so bcoz u refused to give birth in naija and went 'to the abroad', we no go hear word?

    Ok o. Don't want to be called a hater, so make I rest.

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  5. @Poster, you're a dramatic and proud woman, God bless your boy.


    @Poster 2, my mum will do same in such situation, very brave woman, God bless you and your baby




    *Larry was here*

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  6. Nice one...Mother's are Gods best gift to us.Cant wait to be one....

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  7. Nice one... Don't forget to send the omugwo too o... God bless our mothers

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  8. @LRD43, very rude somebody..

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    1. Don't mind the idiot, what's so special about having a child in the US?
      For your information proud bitch people do it everyday.

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  9. lol honestly Stella, me sef no go gree as a waffy babe that u is na lol

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  10. I didn't read the first one past the first paragraph. If you wanna write LRD, write and stop your hyping. The second one was on point jare. I won't pay if its me

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    1. Me too.
      That 'haters' statement put me off. Like is it an uncommon thing to birth abroad?

      Second poster, chai! Your mum strong o. I can imagine her swelling with pride at birthing her first grandchild. Awww! Congratulations.

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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  11. Wow! Sweet mama. God bless all mums.

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  12. The second story is so sweet ehn.

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  13. wao!!! interesting LRD. Stella thank you for this forum, sincerely have learnt alot here.poster 2 I love your story o.its really a testimony.thank God for your life. my EDD is on Saturday, pls make una pray for me o,its my first. a painless and easy delivery in a miraculous way is what am praying for.

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    1. Better start having sex everyday so ur show go come sooner than that saturday
      The sperm helps to ripen the cervix

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    2. Chai! God will go with you.

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    3. Safe delivery to you dear, you will come here to share the good news with us.



      *Larry was here*

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    4. May God be with you and your little one, Amen! Pls send us your own LRD and Omugwo, thanks in anticipation of your miracle.

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    5. You'll deliver miraculously, like my birth. No stress or pain.

      You n baby will be healthy and daddy to be too. Awaiting your lrd

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    6. Mummy twins..Boy and Gitl26 September 2016 at 14:48

      That is what the Lord will do for you andnu will deliver like the Hebrew women that before the docs and nurses are readym..u would have popped in Jesus name.. I also use u as a point nt of contact for me too

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    7. Hebrew women is your portion.

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    8. Amen dearie.

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    9. God will deliver you safely,come back and share labor room experience & omugwo.

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  14. Thats nigerian hospitals for you. Bunch of useless hearthless follows imagine having only two nurses on duty?I don't blame the first poster for saying what she said bout Nigerian hospital.





    *hangs leg on the cupboard*

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  15. ODE!!! Who was going to ask why u travelled to the US... Madam h aren't the first

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  16. ODE!!! Who was going to ask why u travelled to the US... Madam u aren't the first...

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  17. poster one, you are a proud idiot! I stopped reading when I got to d second paragraph. its LRD not how you travelled to birth your baby. funny enough, nobody is gonna ask you what happened to Nigerian hospitals. you are just too full of yourself. yeye baby mama. mtcheww

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    1. Be careful o, her sister is a surgeon in US too
      So mind ursef before she tag u haters oshi

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  18. poster one. you too, hug transformer. and yes, what happened to Nigerian hospitals??? if nobody ask, I go ask

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    1. I don't blame d first poster cos I have seen comments like y didn't u birth here in Naija blabla before

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  19. poster one, you are a proud idiot! I stopped reading when I got to d second paragraph. its LRD not how you travelled to birth your baby. funny enough, nobody is gonna ask you what happened to Nigerian hospitals. you are just too full of yourself. yeye baby mama. mtcheww. and BTW, what happened to Nigeria hospitals?

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    1. Hahahahahaha no be small baby mama,as in too full of herself,we should call her type money miss road,braggart.

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    2. Poster 1 you came across as a snob, but I enjoyed your tale. God bless you and your family. Poster thank God for your wonderful mom. Thank God for your short birth. Nice one. Pls send your Omugwo.pls both posters send WNB ad well. Don't worry, we no go link the gist except you want us to.

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    3. You've said it 3 times we get it already.

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    4. I didn't even bother reading her yeye LRD. She should keep it to her proud and silly self

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  20. poster one, you are a proud idiot! I stopped reading when I got to d second paragraph. its LRD not how you travelled to birth your baby. funny enough, nobody is gonna ask you what happened to Nigerian hospitals. you are just too full of yourself. yeye baby mama. mtcheww. and btw what happed to Nigerian hospitals?

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  21. poster 1 abeg your drama plenty,not hating you but you sounded as if birthing your baby in the US is such a feat that has not been achieved by another.your story reeks of arrogance and before i forget,God bless your boy.Ehen on another note,how do i open a blog id?make una help me o

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  22. poster 1 abeg your drama plenty,not hating you but you sounded as if birthing your baby in the US is such a feat that has not been achieved by another.your story reeks of arrogance and before i forget,God bless your boy

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  23. #Dont feel bad about yourself or wish to change who you are so that you can connect with someone you like. There's better matches out there for you*

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  24. PosterLRD43-who cares about the country you had your baby,most BVS here travelled abroad to birth their baby without making noise,some travel and come back as if the country is next door,most of us started traveling to USA at a very tender age without bragging,do you know the country I birthed my children?who has time to hate you?you attract the hate to your self by insulting BVS,you too take several seats and go hug the closest transformer to you,Attention seaker.Msheew,merci.

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  25. PosterLRD43-who cares about the country you had your baby,most BVS here travelled abroad to birth their baby without making noise,some travel and come back as if the country is next door,most of us started traveling to USA at a very tender age without bragging,do you know the country I birthed my children?who has time to hate you?you attract the hate to your self by insulting BVS,you too take several seats and go hug the closest transformer to you,Attention seaker.Msheew,merci.

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  26. poster 1:truth be told it's annoying to have so many wires on your body at that time when all you want to do is tear pant.
    This line got me cracking so loud!

    interesting stories o

    poster2, i hope you dd not pay the hospital sha?cos that na when fight go start o..LOL

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  27. Couldnt read past the 2nf paragraph of poster1 story. Nor vex.
    Nobody will or is interested in asking you such questions. People birth abroad everyday.in fact,it's so common now. Youre the only one hating on yourself.

    Poster 2: if I were you,I nor go pay o.lol

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  28. Poster 1,Who gives a fuck where you deliver your baby?I don't think I have ever read on this blog where anyone asked what happened to a naija hospital for delivery.You are just proud and an opportunist who think giving birth in America is big deal,it isn't.So get down from your high horse and hug the transformer.
    Dear poster,your threshold for pain is high oh.Congrats
    Labake

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  29. hahahahahahhahahhaha sdk bvs will finish you off today. you don buy market.
    but tru tru you sound very proud.






    *hangs leg on the cupboard*

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  30. Wooow! I've missed this blog. Didn't even know a new segment has bin included. Being a new mom is really taking me Away from a lot of things. I'll send in my own drama when I can but for now, lemme do some catch up. Bless u all.

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    1. Welcome back Cyndy Gods' blessings on you and the little one.

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    2. Welcome back Cyndy Gods' blessings on you and the little one.

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    3. Congratulations dear.

      God bless the newborn.

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    4. Congrats dear, just take your time to write at your convenient. Wait, hope na for US you birth? Side eyez

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    5. Congrats dear, just take your time to write at your convenient. Wait, hope na for US you birth? Side eyez

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  31. First poster, ,,u are such a retard!!!

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  32. BV Am Elevated, you will come back with testimonies by God's grace.
    Poster one.... God bless your baby and give you the spirit of humbleness
    Poster two.... God bless your baby and bless you too

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    1. I love your maturity. Thank you for this response.

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  33. Poster 1 u think this blog is for low lives huh??who cares where you birth your baby??u are just a kobo kobo actress."surgeon ni, scream f**k ni,watch netf*** ni, husband travel ni, video the process kwa" sounding as if sm1 helped you see electricity cuz you ve not seen before. Others are tired of travelling around the world, just this small opportunity that God knows what you did to that man(father of baby)that helped your life to enter international flight you think you can brag anyhow here.God bless your baby..

    poster 2 God keep your family, you woudnt have paid that hospital, i support stella on that.

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  34. Bless u 2 my darling, my regard 2 ur new bundle of Joy, tell him or she I luv him. Nt this American proud American woman so rude and uncouth my sis is a surgeon rubbish, family history.

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  35. I feel the first poster is a name dropper!
    Unfortunately we can't focus on the message because it was too diluted..
    And no we are not haters..
    Traveling out to have babies is soo basic now
    Would come back to read more bashing comments on poster 1 😂😂😂

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  36. Lmao! Immediately I saw that line about haters I knew bvs will chop her raw . She was screaming f***k when her mates where screaming Jesus as per yankee babe that u is na he he he he I still enjoyed ur story.Say me hi to ur surgeon sis

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  37. First Poster: Are u the 1st pexn 2 deliver ur baby in d US? Congrat anyways!
    Poster 2: Congrat dear.....may u continue to have ur baby wt ease

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  38. God bless the babies. Poster1. You are just a low life

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    1. Low life us an understatement...well what do u expect from that screams fuck while birthing.

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  39. Poster 1 proud and arrogant sombori
    Poster 2 your mum is a rare gem

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  40. Anyway or anyhow someone chooses to tell her story is up to her, stop all this bullying and cussing out ahn ahn. Congrats to both mothersmothers.

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  41. First poster,get a life.i had all my 4 kids in US and dats no biggy!!!! Ur just a. Brat .Who get time to hate fools like you.Gerrouut here b4 I descend on you. Anuoffia baby mama Oshi

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  42. Empty drums makes the loudest noise...poster 1 please get a life.

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  43. Poster 43 seriously u got complex issues who asked u where u gave birth,how does that affect us haba empty barrels makes the loudest noise. Ajegunle babe wanting to belong hahahahahah I can't stop laughing with my frds here.What a boring LRD.

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  44. Poster 1, see your life for main road? You wan con raise shoulders for SDK BVs, now they haff chop you raw. Don't ever try it again, u hear? Oya stop crying, clean ya eyes. Hope u learnt ur lesson today. Be humble.

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  45. I think the first poster is Fab mum,take it easy oh her biko

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  46. But why all the insults,,,,leave her alone jor,,,,its her way of telling her story,,,Honestly, this place is filled with pepper bodi people sef,,,,why una dey cuss her upandan sef.
    When I tell my own story eh, na im be say some people go just enter kitchen carry knife stab theirself becos me like to brag wella ohh,,,who wan vex die - you are free!
    Hahhaa,,,,na wah oh,,,Jealousy tinz.

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