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Friday, September 30, 2016

Spontaneous Morning Post.

This is a Spontaneous Post....Look around you and tell us what you are doing right now....





So,I am off again Walking the men in my life to School....
It's getting very cold and I am not looking forward to the Winter.

So wetin you dey do this Morning?

Some of you will come now and say you are driving to work..Driving and browsing?ARE YOU AN OCTOPUS?

Some of you are Funny..How can you get to the Office and Make love there?
Make una easy with the Morning 'Fabu' Ejo!

*wink at you*

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236 comments:

  1. Am on my bed it's raining heavily

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    1. Watching blacklist season 3 in the office, didn't feel like working today.

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    2. am lying on d bed brooding nd seriously depressed. my man ejaculated inside m last nyt nd jejely went to sleep while i was racking nd ranting. before he left for work i tld him to drop me at d pharmacy to get postinor2 buh he sternly warned m nva to tink am again. story for d gods! as soon as d rains stops am headn to d pharmacy. dunno hs plans nd dont care

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    3. In Eco bank paying for my license renewal. Today is the deadline for payment.

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    4. I'm thinking of how to make so much money! Money i need you in my life right now

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  2. I'm in a big woman's compound, waiting for her to wake up and give me money to go and buy things in the market for her.

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    1. Beggar in disguise.

      Yesterday they did not pay you for washing clothes, today you're waiting for a big woman to wake up.

      Isn't she suppose to call you when she needs you to run errands?

      get a life and stop living poverty fantasies on here!

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    2. In the bathroom,thanking God that my brother isn't in Nigeria and the economy ain't affecting him therefore it isn't affecting me.. My brother's children will enjoy me scarra. Then going to school to submit my biological techniques plant project. Then, I'll be off to eat mama furo rice.

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  3. House hunting o...getting an apartment in Ikeja is the biggest challenge.

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    1. Please like how much is a sef con there?
      any agent in the house to drop contacts.....

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    2. Go to palm groove area, u mayb lucky

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  4. Just here. It's raining heavily Dis morning

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    1. Am still at home ooooo.was so lazy to join the staff bus.

      Just did my make up.

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    2. In a workshop training, with one oyibo that is teaching through his nose.

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  5. All d pple wey dey load this card, Una be spirit?? Na WA o

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    1. Have got ready ,preparing to go out but the rain is kind of disturbing me but I will surely go out .anyways am rocking my holiday.

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  6. I just woke up, no strength to stand up from this bed, luckily for me, I'm not working today. Life is good.

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  7. Peeing and reading sdk. Lol

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  8. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
    My vacation was just approved. Excited much

    #I am a fruitful vine, I am a joyful mother of covenant children

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    1. Fvck the hell out of your hubby... This vacation must surely end in praises.

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  9. I'm on my bed listening to music. I'm already hungry but I can't figure out what to eat.

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  10. I am sitting on the toilet.

    Trying to get ready for work. Have a good day everyone

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  11. Just woke up and it's my aunty's birthday so will ring her and sing to her in my morning voice muhahahahaha *evil laugh*

    Few hours till I see bae, can't wait yo

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  12. Hmm, presently with my girl who is on admission in the hospital. Thank God for sparing her life for me till today. May He perfect His will in our lives.

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    1. Liar! Which hands are you using 2 cream and type? Stella this is one of the octopus. Kwakwakwa

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    2. Anonymous gangster.30 September 2016 at 09:44

      Turn, lemme rub ur back & behind ur legs where ur bands can't reach!

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    3. Lmao. Anon 9:06 no go kill yourself ontop my matter this morning.
      So i cant pause and check sdkb?cream must be on my palms abi? Iti holoko why are you trolling this early morning,you no get job?

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  14. Just woke up now

    Replying whatsApp messages

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  15. I am reading the SDKB post titled "spontaneous morning post"
    I am about commenting on the said post.
    Now I have written my comment.
    I am about hitting the publish button.
    Ok I am hitting publish nooooooowwwww!!!

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  16. En route Aba. Journey mercies to me and everyone traveling today.

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  17. Preparing for work, ThankGod is Friday 😁

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    1. Nkapi get work.... Just say u are trying to eat ur neighbor's certificate as nkapi wey u be naa

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    2. Portable Viv d thunder that will strike u will come as mustard seed, uncountable

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    3. Portable!!! She's finer than you especially that classless pre wedding pics with dead clothes

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  18. Am taking our gorgeous house help from behind right now Banker career wife has left for job already Hope we won't be caught one day

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    1. Hey bro!
      Easy with the fantasies.

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    2. Liar... Doing it and browsing at dsame time.. Ur lie get horn..

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    3. And you proud to be jobless and fucking your house help????

      You are a disgrace.

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    4. U try.. keep taking her till u take urself into d marine Kingdom.

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    5. Lol. This one is just senseless.
      If your comment is true then I blame the woman that wasted her youth marrying a jobless fool like you. So wify works and you feed from her while househelp gets paid by her also? Okay!

      Bye#

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    6. Copy and paste.Same comment everyday.Be imaginative mbok

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    7. Like SERIOUSLY? You men have no chill!
      I hope your wife will be smart enough to get back at you with a "worthy" client.
      As in, see your level, Omo odo Iyawo e? Low life broke a**e!

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    8. Give ur life to Christ and abandon ur old ways. You knew she was/ wud be a carrier banker wife before marrying her. Respect the oath u took before God and men.You think I re having fun now right? Pls repent before the consequences start biting u. Bless u

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    9. Your banker career wife is probably right now being taken from behind by her boss too. Just saying....

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    10. Abeg if its true dey use condom oo.b4 u giv am belle.

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    11. Abeg if its true dey use condom oo.b4 u giv am belle.

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    12. Where are all the women who advocate marrying broke or unemployed men?come and see what awaits you..if he was wealthy and providing all your needs it would have been better...This one is jobless and so wicked to crown it all..It's about time you all understand the difference between blogs and reality.

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    13. Enjoy!! Na u get this morning..

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    14. Useless anon. Stella say make una sofrey dey lie. Well I'm still on leave. Woke up at 4am chatted with friends on wasapp. I slept off again and just woke up.just lazing around.

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    15. Disgusting, some day she will start taking you from behind too. How do house maids turn you guys on, na wa o o

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    16. Liar. Ifa hear gorgeous and househelp used in the same line again ehn, you dey craze

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    17. U are not ashamed, ur wife is looking her ass out and u r here lazying around with ur maid, a pathetic he goat u r

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  19. Raining already this morning......in bed,missing my number one man.

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  20. Sitting at the church waiting for the parish priest to come and give me attestation.

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  21. On a bus looking at my fellow African with shining lip gloss on her lips nd a mighty Afro on a head

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  22. Am about to hit the road on an 8hours journey.God be with me.Amen

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  23. Came to de office and first tin I did was to grab de food I came wit and start eating. I woke up feeling very hungry, but cant eat cos I was running late. U all have a blessful day..... Yeekpaa its de last dAy of de month. Thank you Jesus. Its all about U LORD

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    1. Last day of the month???? Am I missing something? 😕😕😕😕

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    2. Used to do that too. But not anymore

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    3. Rhoda, today is 30th and last day of September. What is it you don't understand?

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  24. Good morning Stella.......some people no dey drop phone oh,na on top sdk dem dey live......
    As for me I just dey house dey reason my matter because the matter tire me.

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  25. I am in my office which two of my colleagues... Planning my day but thinking of my weekend... It is going to be a busy weekend... curtains and normal laundry, Baby sitting and salon things... How do I fit all these?

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  26. I am just about to have my bathe. I intend going late to work today for no good reason.G old thing my boss isn't around.
    May today be fruitful for me, Amen!!!

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  27. I'm ioove with him bt he's sleeping with all my friends. He used too deny it bt keeps shut whenever we talk abt it. He can lie so bad dt he will say he doesn't knw d person(side chicks) exist. I'm fed up of him

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    1. Hmm babe move on abg. Why are you still hanging around a man that is a cheat? It seems you like to cry

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  28. Still in bed,it's raining here in Benin......

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  29. I'm love with him bt he's sleeping with all my friends. He used too deny it bt keeps shut whenever we talk abt it. He can lie so bad dt he will say he doesn't knw d person(side chicks) exist. I'm fed up of him

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  30. Just came back from Morning mass, want to get ready for work ooo, but sleep still dey my eye.

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  31. Enter your comment...on d bed reading sdk,thinking about bae at d same time,woke up thinking about her

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  32. just got off the bus, heading toward the office building

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  33. Stella are you walking your boys to school again today? No car?(In anon's voice)

    Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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  34. I fucked my cousin's bf all over last night till this morning. I don't regret it. We'v always liked ourselves.

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  35. All these protocol ontop this small job. Nah wah ooh.
    If I come get work for oil company what will happen.
    Oh chimooo.

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  36. I am on bed with dildo in my clit dh travelled will be away for two months.plan on inviting my ex to come and sleep over tmorw nyte and service me properly .

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    1. Haba madam!go to a hotel now..why should your ex even know where you reside?this risk is so uncalled for...

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  37. Still on my bed, thank you Lord for September we bless ur name for u came thru for us, so shall it be till the end of the year in Jesus mighty Name! Ameeeeen!!!!

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  38. Just took my bath. Preparing for work. Can I just skip the work part and get to the point where I am a billionaire? #sighs# TGIF.

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  39. I love my baby.he's married bt I don't care. Lovestruck

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  40. LaFresh's runaway husband.... Cheap ass30 September 2016 at 08:33

    Just got off from work, tired, hungry and sleepy

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  41. All these protocol on top this small job. If I come get work for oil company what Wil happen?
    Oh chimooo

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  42. Stella I am eating o,been sooo busy this week and haven't had time to eat well,I have been grabbing junks cos I'm hardly at a place always moving upandan. I woke up so hungry that's why I am eating.

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  43. Still in bed giving thanks...got a mail congratualating me on qualifying for a business grant I interviewed for...grace all the way!

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  44. Standing at the bus terminal, boarding a bus to work.

    Have a great day people.

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  45. Laying on the sofa
    in my room with my phone and listening to my parent nag about my life.....😑
    3rd job this year that am gonna quit...
    I just hate working for people!! Arrrrhggghhhh...

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    1. Then work for yourself. Locate what you have a passion for and you be fine.

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  46. Reading Sdk.... Thursday IHN comment section was lit!

    Shout out to all the drama Queens!!

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  47. On my desk already sorting out my dealings for the day and occasionally pausing to read SDK, funny addiction I must say.
    Good morning to my darling General's Wife and the rest of the house.
    Have a blessed day everyone.

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  48. Am home alone with my little man. This Omugwo thing bores me to death. Staying indoors ehh na de baddest ish for waka-holic like me. Can't wait for my little man to grow

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  49. Thinking of how to get to the bank to PH for my MMM.. Still lying on my bed though.

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  50. I just woke up but still in bed and also reading sdkb

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  51. Waiting for that call that would approve the supply biz I've been vying for. May it come speedily, amen.

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  52. I'm here thinking of what to do with my life. Children are going to school, mine no way, I wish I can just do something to turn my condition around. Love me jeje, I'm still waiting for you concerning the job issue. Thanks.

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  53. On my way to Oshogbo.
    Stopped to get something and saw this unkempt man(won't call him mad)who came up to the car and was praying. BVs, y'all should have heard the fluent English mixed with Yoruba he was speaking, quoting scriptures effortlessly. Was I touched... That ones destiny has been tampered with and now he roams about.
    May God protect us and ours in Jesus Name.
    Good morning.

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  54. Recently lost my dad and while sorting through his stuff, I found out he has a son but that was before he married my mom. So I have an elder brother. Don't even know how to begin searching for him or his mom, all these happened in the 80s when there was no GSM. All I have are a bunch of letters and pictures of my dad and the lady. Maybe I should send the pictures to Stella *thinking*

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  55. Getting dressed to go submit my cv. Good morning all

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  56. Sitting on the toilet seat and doing the needed private shiting business.

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  57. Ah me I am sitting on the toilet doing a morning shit.
    The shit should come out quickly o because I cannot spend the whole morning here all in the name of shit... work dey abeg.

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  58. jus lying down on my bed. I am supposed to go to ugbuete (hope I got the spelling right ) market in Enugu from abakaliki, to buy a locally fabricated oven to help my business as I return home. Nysc will be over next week, time to face the real world. God please send my helper.

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  59. Yes there are many liars here like Nwa Amaka that said she work out forgetting that we have seen her bloated pix here

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  60. I hv been in the hospital since yesterday night,my younger sister almost died in my hands yesterday Thank u Jesus for ur mercies.We are at the emergency ward

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  61. I am on my way to d office, have general meeting today.

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  62. Jst finished fetching water, am sitting on my bed with my hands on my Jaw catching my breath nd typing what am abt to send now nd also reading comments.Am actually thinking about the plate I will wash after reading comments.

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  63. Some of us ladies to make love to our boss in his office no lies. I do it with my married director at least two times every week He said he married the wrong woman I do get my very generous bonuses and my job is secure in this uncertain times.

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  64. Some of us ladies to make love to our boss in his office no lies. I do it with my married director at least two times every week He said he married the wrong woman I do get my very generous bonuses and my job is secure in this uncertain times.

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    1. He married the wrong woman and that is supposed to be a reason for banging you? Men and their lies sef....wait until you see him with this wrong woman he married,the display of love no go be here...besides the day he gets a younger and warmer pussy your job will not be that secure anymore trust me.

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  65. I'm having boiled ripe plantain with oil, onions and pepper sauce. Good morning family.

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  66. Reading Sdkb

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  67. Leave mode activated, enjoying 1st daay off work

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  68. Laying on my bed and counting my ceiling, thinking of how to get money to go and do some photocopies.

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  69. Lying on my bed thinking, hw did i get here? I hav a 5 month old and i jst found out I'm pregnant again! Chai, hw i go take do dis one? Sweet me sweet me, c wer it has landed me, funny thing is dh is so happy abt it, mtchew, na em wan carry d belle? Sigh

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  70. Just got to the office now. I am about to take a cup of tea and small chops given to me yesterday evening. Left it in the fridge and I am watching telemundo because my boss is not around. Life is good for me ooo. Thank God for everything

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  71. I m on my bed not in a mod to do anything. Did HSG yesterday and the result is not good. God over everything.

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  72. I woke up groggy.
    I think I look frumpy
    And it has made me grumpy
    I hate being jumpy
    I am not humpty dumpty
    So I decided to open my beloved Sdk's blog.
    Cos it makes me happy
    I hate to wine like a puppy

    So here I am, typing away..

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  73. ...just here thinking off what to do. Had sex last night and the condom burst in the process. Shit got my head spinning

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  74. I'm about steping out to the famous Idumota.Will get something for you guys. Smiles..

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  75. On my way to work, had a heavy breakfast feeling so heavy and sleepy

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  76. At the office using free internet. Lol.

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  77. Dumb question!
    You can't be doing two things at a time!
    If you are reading or commenting on SDK,
    THERE NOTHING ELSE YOU ARE DOING!

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  78. lying on my bed n thinking of hw to travel abroad.tired of dis country!

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  79. lying on my bed n thinking of hw to travel abroad.tired of dis country!

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  80. in the office discussing politics. How Edo State election was a sham

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  81. In my office. Waiting for primary section to finish assembly.

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  82. In my office. Waiting for primary section to finish assembly.

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  83. I just dropped my wifey at her offices . On my way home i bought the wine 6percent alcholic for my wife's mom she demanded ystday. she seduced me to bed we had sex 1st round, she we begging me nt to nut am in a gym centre she already calling my phones again

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    1. Oya ooo...female advocates of marrying broke ass men come and see what awaits all you lover girls...at least if he had a means of livelihood he would have been too busy to think such evil thoughts...ndi owu ite. .The most wicked souls on earth.

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    2. Take am easy with the lie abg

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  84. Just dropped my cutie in school. Tending to my babies needs now. Will be out to get a cheque from a customer soon then zoom to the airport to pick hubby up. Back to make my hair if time permits and pick my daughter from school thank God they will be going swimming today hence they close 3pm. Life of a mother and wife though! Jeez.

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  85. Off day....plotting the x and y's of my next pay cheque

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  86. Lying on my bed listening to music.
    Waiting for my LO to wake up so I (we) can go to work.

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  87. I'm drinking Amstel malt with short bread

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  88. Enroute my aunty burial Wat a young woman just 47years it's just like a dream. Rest in peace aunty Mercy

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  89. Latest promixing training,organic materials,all your 100% skin care products BBM 2B97FEAA Whatsapp 0816084536030 September 2016 at 09:46

    Just got back from early morning jogging in my estate.about mixing cream for clients,God bless we all.

    Do u have stretch marks,burns,acne,you want to brighten ur colour or whiten just call on ME and ur skin issues would be solved.

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  90. Went to buy Kero to make breakfast, but found out all filling station in Nkpor are not selling kerosene for reasons best known to them, Back to my bed playing music jare.

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    1. Switch to gas... For me is cheaper n more convenient

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    2. With all the money from cake an makeup, you are still using kero, tueh! Stingy igbos

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  91. Anonymous gangster.30 September 2016 at 09:49

    Hmmmmm, Stella shaging na regular tin for office o! Septic tank sef dey block with condoms, carpark, hmmm. Even banks. We fit do post on THE WEIRDEST PLACE I'VE HAD SEX. U go chee chomtin!!!

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  92. Gisting with hubby...hes been sick nd couldn't go to the office today!!

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  93. I'm at work typing way , its 12:p.m. in this part of the world ...I work for 6 hours a day Monday to Friday . cant wait to go home (my Moroccan bath and hair wash day!!)

    Lagos/Bajan Chick .

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  94. Sitting at home bored....Need a Job ASAP

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  95. Tomoro is October 1st. Hmmmm, I still remember my sugar daddy back then. On one Oct 1st like that, he took me to muson centre onikan for night of a thousand laughs. I was young and beautiful, I was however ashamed to be seen with him so I did one 'skull cap' hairstyle like that to cover part of my face and then wore sunglasses even inside the hall. I can't shout, make camera no go zoom my face put for national TV with an old man.
    that man really tried for me, I was living large, my cousins whom I stayed with were all envious of me. they still are today because I married a wonderful man and now with a cutie to show for it. Where is Karma? Dead!!!!!!!

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    1. lol......ull knw karma s living wen ull turn ur tv on one day nd see hubby sitting wf a young girl. dont tink uv conquered

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    2. Don't speak too soon.....

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    3. Where is karma? Dead to say?
      Your husband no go get old abi.... Just wait for it my dear cos KARMA they say is fucking bitche.

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  96. Mehn just here o, God help my day and bring success my way in life's struggles.. E no easy but baba loke on my side, things will start fruiting IJN

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  97. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Am trying to download this dog pic. You put with this post....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  98. I am in the office now waiting to blast Mr Darmesh idiot guy.

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  99. So I called my husband cupcake ths morning.... Hmmm, he warned me seriously that I should stop it o that cupcake is cheap. He said I should start calling him A bag of Rice or Bag of cement... that they r the very expensive things now. Lol

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    1. Anonymous gangster.30 September 2016 at 10:23

      Lol! But cement no sweet nah, neither is raw rice! Maybe u should call him iPhone 7, lol!

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    2. LMAO...
      Your husband is very funny

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  100. At the office this morning, and already thinking of my bed. I'm pregnant and coming to work every morning with morning sickness is hard. my husband has begged me to stay home and rest, but I wan do super woman. now i wish i listened to him. Nothing is happening here on a Friday and I'm now hungry! 7 more months to go.

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  101. Am on my bed thinking of how things are, am jst tired of everything and I wish things would turn better for good. I really need a job so as to continue my education since my father has said he can't sponsor my education again(OND GRADUATE)#lifeofamotherlesschild#

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  102. TGIF.Just sitting and reading

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  103. Slept @ the hospital last night. Welcomed my niece to the world yesterday. She weighed 4.2. I just dey pity my sis. Her something don scatter.
    God I thank you for this addition to our family.

    So what am I doing. Staring at my sis as she is trying to breast feed. Chai! No breast milk yet.
    Bitter leaf soup will do the magic 💤.

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  104. Today is my birthday and I'm so grateful to GOD....... I've been pressing my phone since I woke up. *smiles *.

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  105. am here typing from my office.Customer never enter

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  106. Merciful send me a mail now. i have been waiting to receive yours. Be fast oo

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  107. Still in bed under my Mosquitoe net. No work today not looking forward another dry light less boring day.....na buhari cos am.

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  108. Stella about the sex thing some of us are crazy like that

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  109. D'Royalty oya tell us wetin you dey do this morning. stop laughing.

    the lady going for burial, May God Almighty comfort you. Amen.


    The stupid guy taking your househelp from behind, ibu EWU

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