We are changing trends and the winning gist will be posted today....That is if there is a winning gist ooooh.
DRoyalty come in here and post the results.
THIS BVN THINKS THIS SHOULD QUALIFY AS A GIST but what happens to the original person who posted it?..and what if the person lifted it?..Anyways,only Saturdays that i specify as a competition date will be for winnings.Sundays will be used for something else.
''Hello Stella, Good day.
Good Day House.
Hmm... The hardship in this country na dead o. I must confess, this gist is not original to me. It was culled from the comments section of S. D. K. blog, posted by Kehide Ake, our blog Sex therapist. But stella never said that copied gists should be disqualified but that the source should be mentioned. I hope I win, I really need the money. Anyway, Here it goes.
It was the first time I was confronted with a live pussy, a healthy one. It was winking at me... with slightly parted, pinky inner lips. I fearfully touched as if it is a wound. Na so the vjay yawn, open mouth for me. Is it suppose to behave like this? So I rewarded my curiosity by asking
Me : "e dey pain you?''
She: "why e go pain me?''
Me:" As e be like sore, I think say e go pain you "
She: (feigning anger, she covered her kpekus)" make I cover my sore then''
That was when it dawned on me that I could lose the opportunity if I don't stop showing stupid sympathy.
Me: "Anwili m, no vex, I no know say na so e dey be''
I did the North-South-East-West sign and sank in with caution. It was warm, huggy and s.... Moments later, I felt a heat coursing through the soles of my feet. Convulsion don dey hold me. It felt like I wanted to pee. I tried to pull out, but she held my butt cheeks and was dragging me in... we were struggling.
Me: " Piss dey catch me! piss dey catch me!''
She: "No be piss''
Me: "Na you get my body?''
She: "Oya piss put''
Me: "I no dey piss inside house'' (village restrooms are usually built away from the main house)
She: "Them dey piss for this kind house...''
That was when my water broke. It was the sweetest piss of my life as she had me buried in her *house*. Then she started laughing. Don't ask if she was way older than me. Please vote for me guys. One love.
B. V datFATuvwiegurl
Culled from S. D. K. Blog.