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Thursday, 22 September 2016

Woman Whose Car Is Stolen Frequently Leaves A Note For The Thieves..

Reddit user mfiasco recently posted a note of a note she left in the glove box of her car, and it’s gone viral on the Internet because of how ridiculous the note is.




This woman has a common problem – her car always gets stolen, and she knows it. In fact, it gets stolen so frequently that she decided to type up a note and place it in her glovebox in the event it is stolen. The note kindly asks that the thief leave the car in a secure area, preferably in a neighborhood, so that she can retrieve it. She’s had very unfortunate experiences with the towing company, and rather than deal with them, she’s become perfectly okay with a stranger “borrowing” her car.


Read below to see what the note says and why it’s going viral on the Internet.




The note reads as follows:
Hello!
If you’re reading this, you are probably stealing my car. I’m a nice person and likely would have given you a ride, but obviously we’re past that.
I would love to afford a car that doesn’t get stolen and burglarized all the time, but I’m broke and this is what I’m stuck with. So, you got me. Again.
You’re not going to get into trouble for stealing my car. As long as you don’t f**k around and kill a pedestrian, you’ll just leave this somewhere and go about your business. Nobody investigates this tomfoolery.
One quick favor: please do not leave my car somewhere it will get towed. If I have to deal with one more f**king impound lot holding my stolen shi**y Honda for ransom, I am going to lose my mind. And my car, because I can’t afford to keep bailing it out of car jail. If I had any money I would just go buy a goddamned car that wasn’t constantly getting stolen in the first place.
Please just leave my old piece of sh*t car in a neighborhood or something. There’s a note in this envelope; just stick it on the dash or under the wiper. A passerby will see it eventually and call me and then I can come get my car. No cops, no questions asked; I’m not even mad at you.
It’s win-win: I don’t have to deal with police reports, insurance claims, and tow trucks, and you don’t have to feel like a jerk for ruining the month of a nice person.
There are countless safe places to leave this thing. Drive the car, take my first aid kit and emergency supplies in the trunk (my stereo is worthless) and just leave this motherf**ker in front of someone’s house when you’re done with it.
Thank you. Enjoy your ride.
PS if you don’t mind committing another misdemeanor tonight, feel free to go throw a brick through the window of (redacted) Towing in Vancouver. They are literally the f**king worst. Thanks. Have a good night.
To clarify, this note has worked.

culled -shareable.net



26 comments:

The best amongst the cuties said...

Choi.

Ghana Babe Yayra said...

Hahahaha

redbotafly said...

Funny

Zitel Coconut oil Onitsha 08081725441 said...

Lol

sisi eko said...

Lmao. The woman don "frustrate". She kukuma resigned to fate. Lol

School Life said...

End time letter to my unborn Grandpa. Na thief wen get time go read this kind long love letter.

Jenny zee said...

Lol a win-win situation

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol

Odus said...

Hahahahhahahahhshahshsh

The General's Wife said...

I went Awwwww at first
Then along the line it got funnier n funnier๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Loveme Jeje said...

Seems honda cars are best bet to steal from.

OLORI said...

Very funny

Anonymous said...

So funny....can't imagine her frustation

Mrs. Romas said...

Sounds funny, but i felt bad for her.

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

LMAO

Ehlarh said...

Loooool

Henny said...

Funny but powerful, some will read it and still go ahead and steal the car, some will read it and feel remorseful and walk away. It got me shedding small small๐Ÿ˜ข. I wished I have money, I would have sent to her to buy a better car and also take a car insurance policy so that she can have peace of mind. Well,God will send a helper her way.

Nwanze Ifunanya said...

Very funny!

Anonymous said...

@least she has accepted her fate.
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Anonymous said...

Awwwwww

JANET said...

I feel sorry for her. It must have been frustrating for her to do that....

Dewdrop said...

OMG I like her already.

Anonymous said...

Lols...re yu mocking or really want to help...cos it seems yu tkin it personal...

bunmi thomas said...

Very funny love letter,even this alone will change the heart of a SHINA RAMBO

Darismativ said...

Lol. She's resigned to helping them help her

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