Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Saturday Laughs

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Saturday, 1 October 2016

Saturday Laughs



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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% lN AN EXAM

I would have given him 100%!  
Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. 
The teacher had no sense of humour.

Q1
In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle.

Q2
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page.

Q3
River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4
What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5
What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6
What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7
What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it  become?
* Wet

Q9
How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*   You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

Q11
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands

Q12
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13
How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

49 comments:

white Berry said...

Hahahahahah @ don't curse u ex he might be my husband tomorrow, lovely morning post.

white Berry said...

Hahahahahah @ don't curse ur ex he might be my husband tomorrow, lovely morning post.

Quiksilver said...

K

Anonymous said...

That anonymous comment 2 days ago "Rolex chick you must abuse me I want to go to America" lol crazy comment.
People lock their cooking pots in buhari times no body wants to cry over missing food

Debbie me said...

The last question and answer got me. Funny.

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOOL. good ones.

Pipi Lee said...

Lmaoooooooo...the sugar cubes and the ants, I do that too...hahahahaha, they keep going round in circles looking for it.

CHIOMA KALU said...

lol the pot of food tho

Monkeynofine said...

Funny waiting for train like mad.

amanda favour said...

LMAO
Short but funny 😁

Muna said...

I love this new look of sdk blog. Mrs Korkus, u rock! But finally, been trying to pronounce ur surname, no be here ooo. Can u please tell me how to pronounce it?

InsureYourAutos said...

The 'I'll slap you to America' own was funniest jare!

Brown Sucre said...

Hahahahahahaha,especially the last write up.
Very funny!!!

Anonymous said...

Sandalili Sandalili. I actually sang it that way.
Lol

Port Harcourt's Finest said...

I swear todays post were all funny especially the one of my classmates in primary school saying 'if I give you a dirty slap you'll fly to America'. And the girls sleeping like baby dragons. Lol!

Sweet Lolly said...

Lol... I like the exam part. I will give it 200%!




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LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Yes,true

Anonymous said...

What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Hehehehe.. genius!

MYS fabric bags 08134794565,2BC3F175 said...

Lol

Stella maris Baby said...

Lmao.
Happy new month blogfam.

Sonia said...

Hahaha @ Sandalili. To think I sang OT like that.😀😀


@ I slept like a baby. Hehehehe

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

LMAO... Apc akara spot

Mosi Jubelo said...

Lol, when someone you don't like is trying to make a joke.

Stellz, please what about omugwo chronicles? And WNB??? Warrapened to them na? Is it finished? Lemme send in mine.
Dnt wantu send cos I sent LRD and I haven't seen it, I'm sure you always have full inbox. Lemme try Sha.

Anonymous said...

Very guilty of the sandalili lolz

Sonia said...

*it


Auto correct is on fleek

stardust said...

Emeka Anya said.......

Old and Stale
Stella u can do better than this

Anonymous said...

Lol very hilarious

Anonymous said...

D 1 I loved most was those gals DAT spent #285.000 while d man only spent #50 jeez...hagahagahagagaga....
So fun ...tanks stells

Anonymous said...

Stella madam sweet vanilla skill and strawberry smell,these jokes funny die.

Rhoda Rex said...

U nor get work o

Mrs. Romas said...

Funny meme, lol.

Chidubem Ifediniru said...

If I slap you,you'll fly to America,...........please I need that slap now........

AMMY said...

Lol. I like d wrong phone number joke. My number is 08001102016. U didn't waist mai thyme.

Barr. Oma said...

Funny post for this cool Saturday.
Happy weekend!
Happy new month!!
Happy independence !!!

Emilia Peter said...

Hahahahahah, I like d exam parts.

Marshall Matters said...

"Korkus", do you know how to pronounce "Kpekus"?? If you do just add cock in front... Stella JK ooo

Jasmine said...

Hahahahahaha!!! Very funny!


Yes o, stop cussing ur EX abeg

Daveen Laundry and Dry cleaning Services, Ajah, Lagos. 09072092853. Free pick up and delivery. said...

Lol@ slap to America

teespell said...

Lol

kemistry annie said...

Wrong number gist is so funny.

Chidinma Gift said...

Funny and short

Esther Mgbolu said...

Lmfao @kpekus

Esther Mgbolu said...

All very funny.nice one stelz of life

Victoria Omosuyi said...

That epic look at the sound of 285,050. Chai, those babes gat no chill.

The padlocked salary meme is so funny. Peeps aint smiling.

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

Kwakwakwakwakwa that baby dragon got me rolling on the floor. Chai



*hangs leg on the cupboard*

Komimi Solomon said...

I also sang that sandalili.

mary nwa mama said...

LMFAO, the phone number which was the day's date really got me, maybe i would try it too. i really laughed at those questions and answers, he is a genius. happy weekend my people and happy independence

Anonymous said...

How many have u ever thought of or even composed? Please geeerrr out n give space for people's comments

Ruth Amos said...

Oh my God ,i sang it sandalili and i still did until i saw this post.Stella u wuldnt kill person.

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