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Saturday, October 08, 2016

Saturday Laughs

 I hope this makes you Laugh...

























































THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT READ BIBLES WITH YOUR KIDS..

A teacher came to class and asked a question 
TEACHER: Who killed Goliath? 
STUDENT 1: it's not me
STUDENT 2: I wasn't at school that day.
STUDENT 3: I don't know.

The teacher went to the Headteacher's office and told the HT that students in that class don't know who killed Goliath. 

The HT came to that class and asked...
HT: Who killed Goliath? 
CLASS: we r not the ones..!!!
HT.: If u don't tell me who killed goliath, you'll see fire today...!!
CLASS : We don't know.
The HT turned to the teacher and asked; are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class??

The teacher fainted....!!



86 comments:

  1. Hehehehe. LMBO. This here is dah moda of all Saturday lafs.


    Chai. *wipestears*

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    1. So funny,unfortunately I can't laugh as I and my kids are hungry.i just got a fabulous job but payday is still far away.oh well!Bless God for His unending mercies

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    2. HhahahhahahahahaπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„so funny

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    3. Original Bae's Bae8 October 2016 at 16:58

      HeheheπŸ˜‚ , prolly Goliath was poisoned in the prison.

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    4. Hahahaha @who killed goliath

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    5. Lol...all funny, I laughed all through.
      Though I saw them late, but this is the kinda laughter I need to take to dreamland.
      Good night bvs

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  2. How can u borrow someone's shirt and slim fit it??? πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Original Bae's Bae8 October 2016 at 16:58

      I wonder o πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚

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  3. Almost all are funny. I laughed so hard. Laughter is good!

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  4. Today's Saturday laughs is so lit. Every single one of them.

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  5. Who'sThatGirl8 October 2016 at 13:47

    Slim fitting a borrowed shirt...lol

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  6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚oh my!

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  7. Nice collection, I had a good laugh.

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  8. Na the mama and papa of all Saturday laughs be this, everything just cracked the shit out of my arse!
    My day is officially awesome!!!

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  9. OmGhahahaahahahahahahahahaha.This is the bomb! Can't stop laughing. I want more!!!!

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  10. Today's own is the best, can't stop laughing.



    God Bless Everyone.

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  11. Bad doctor just give him my num hehe all funny thanks

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  12. Hahahhahahahhaha. I had to stop laughing before people will think am mad.

    Heal me oh Lord

    God bless you My Angel

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  13. Hahahhahahahhaha. I had to stop laughing before people will think am mad.

    Heal me oh Lord

    God bless you My Angel

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  14. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    Thanks Stella, these are hilarious!

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  15. Ooh boy!! Omg!this Saturday laffs too much.That of the private hospitals is very true,they blow things out of proportion to look relevant.
    And the Goliath joke is too much πŸ˜‚

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  16. I'm in front of ur back.. Lwtmb

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  17. Rotflmao!!!

    As if I'd not laughed enough, I read the last one.

    Dayummm!!

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  18. This cracked me up real good. The lady going to the bank with bread just wants a complete breakfast. As nigerians will say "in this Buhari times" one must be smart lol

    The englsh one too, fine fine sha fine haha

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  19. How will u borrow som1s shirt and then slim-fit it? Oh my goodness.. Rotb

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  20. Ahahhaahahhahaahhahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaha thank you stella .

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  21. That three year old is bad bado badest

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  22. MIL brouhaha. Which sweater shud she wear first o? Sadly, i won't be having a MIL buh will have 3 SIL that are 'far' older than me and dats like aving 3 MIL. Wheeeew! God help me to behave myself.

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  23. Lol, the Stanbic bank one killed me.

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  24. Hahahahaha.. This one got me laughing so bad, how would you borrow somebody's shirt and then slim fit it?
    Nigerians can over do sha!

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  25. Lol.... See me laughing to myself. People be thinking I have gone mad mhen!!!!

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  26. Lol @ I'm not even born again. They were very funny mehn

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  27. Hahaha, even the HT didn't know @ last joke

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  28. That Head teacher though....and yes I will face front like North when I see bestie frolicking with another guy

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  29. He's not fine fine like fine fine fine

    I'm in front of your back



    Jury system in Nigeria, can't work.

    Loooooooooool

    Many funny memes
    You did North West my time

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  30. Ohhhh Stella I just can't stop laughing😭@ if dem born u well, eat that food and Nigerian health centres LMSAO

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  31. Omg. Omg. Omg! @" re u sure Goliat was killed by someone from this class?" someone hold me. Hahahahaha

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  32. Funny lot. Most of them are real and funny

    MrsBee

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  33. Me i did not kill Goliath either!

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  34. Ahhahah! Lmao, that picture of when you are eating and someone comes in.. Lol TGIS
    #JOeFIRSt

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  35. Thank u stell... I laughed laughed laughed.... and the tears flowed. Yeah I laugh and cry at the same time. Lol

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  36. The first one got me laughing real hard. Trust naija babes. Lol

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  37. Very funny, especially the first one

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  38. Very funny, especially the first one

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  39. wow....today's laff carry fire, all of them are funny. happy weekend folks

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  40. Hahaha...Naijagirls @ d first pix

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  41. I laughed no be small thing.
    # but fart once

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  42. Stella this post aff killed me with serious laughter.Abeg kudos.This is the best so far

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  43. Stella no commot my ribs abeg ooooo

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  44. πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹

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  45. Abeg i dey front of your back. Kikikikiki

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  46. I MADE IT WITHOUT CHOKING ON MY FOOD... I WILL REALLY LIVE FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME...

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  47. Indeed non of the class member killed goilath. Ewo teacher teacher.

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  48. nice one!cant stop laughing.

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  49. The joke of the year... Well enjoyed. Thanks aunty Stells

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