Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Saturday Laughs

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Saturday, 8 October 2016

Saturday Laughs

 I hope this makes you Laugh...

























































THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT READ BIBLES WITH YOUR KIDS..

A teacher came to class and asked a question 
TEACHER: Who killed Goliath? 
STUDENT 1: it's not me
STUDENT 2: I wasn't at school that day.
STUDENT 3: I don't know.

The teacher went to the Headteacher's office and told the HT that students in that class don't know who killed Goliath. 

The HT came to that class and asked...
HT: Who killed Goliath? 
CLASS: we r not the ones..!!!
HT.: If u don't tell me who killed goliath, you'll see fire today...!!
CLASS : We don't know.
The HT turned to the teacher and asked; are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class??

The teacher fainted....!!



86 comments:

SONIA SPENCE ✌✌✌ said...

Hehehehe. LMBO. This here is dah moda of all Saturday lafs.


Chai. *wipestears*

queen hadassah said...

How can u borrow someone's shirt and slim fit it??? πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Godiya loves Linda Eze said...

Almost all are funny. I laughed so hard. Laughter is good!

blessing morka said...

Hahahahahhahaha....soo funny

Fire cracker said...

Today's Saturday laughs is so lit. Every single one of them.

Who'sThatGirl said...

Slim fitting a borrowed shirt...lol

babyeyez said...

Lolz

Ed said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚oh my!

One trillion said...

End time HT

Audrey said...

Nice collection, I had a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

Na the mama and papa of all Saturday laughs be this, everything just cracked the shit out of my arse!
My day is officially awesome!!!

CherryCee said...

OmGhahahaahahahahahahahahaha.This is the bomb! Can't stop laughing. I want more!!!!

Esther Okoro said...

Today's own is the best, can't stop laughing.



God Bless Everyone.

porch baby said...

laughing silly

Becky Divine said...

HaHAHAHAHA
Very funny set

Bee10 said...

Bad doctor just give him my num hehe all funny thanks

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Hahahhahahahhaha. I had to stop laughing before people will think am mad.

Heal me oh Lord

God bless you My Angel

nice said...

Love these laffs

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Hahahhahahahhaha. I had to stop laughing before people will think am mad.

Heal me oh Lord

God bless you My Angel

Trey Mama said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Thanks Stella, these are hilarious!

Nneyo said...

Ooh boy!! Omg!this Saturday laffs too much.That of the private hospitals is very true,they blow things out of proportion to look relevant.
And the Goliath joke is too much πŸ˜‚

Mi Lady said...

I'm in front of ur back.. Lwtmb

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Hahahahah,todays own is the bomb

White Diamond said...

Rotflmao!!!

As if I'd not laughed enough, I read the last one.

Dayummm!!

#WhiteDiamondOut

Gift Kmer9ja said...

This cracked me up real good. The lady going to the bank with bread just wants a complete breakfast. As nigerians will say "in this Buhari times" one must be smart lol

The englsh one too, fine fine sha fine haha

Mi Lady said...

How will u borrow som1s shirt and then slim-fit it? Oh my goodness.. Rotb

Maureen Ekeh said...

Ahahhaahahhahaahhahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaha thank you stella .

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

Lwkmd

Anonymous said...

That three year old is bad bado badest

Mi Lady said...

MIL brouhaha. Which sweater shud she wear first o? Sadly, i won't be having a MIL buh will have 3 SIL that are 'far' older than me and dats like aving 3 MIL. Wheeeew! God help me to behave myself.

Anonymous said...

Lol, the Stanbic bank one killed me.

Asa nwa said...

Lol

Samuel Jackson said...

Hahahahaha.. This one got me laughing so bad, how would you borrow somebody's shirt and then slim fit it?
Nigerians can over do sha!

Daisee.... said...

Lol.... See me laughing to myself. People be thinking I have gone mad mhen!!!!

Inimitable said...

Lol @ I'm not even born again. They were very funny mehn

Ugonma Ajike said...

So funny. Thanks.

Pure Nigerian said...

Hahaha, even the HT didn't know @ last joke

HRH EKEH ( King of all Kingdoms) said...

Lol...



FaithRemainsTheCompass

Sugar Lips said...

Best Saturday laffs ever!!!

SMALL CHOPS EMPIRE 08031156936, 335B0156 said...

Thank you Stella. Had a good laugh.

Dauntless Cersei said...

That Head teacher though....and yes I will face front like North when I see bestie frolicking with another guy

Mrs. Romas said...

Very funny lol.

Mosi Jubelo said...

He's not fine fine like fine fine fine

I'm in front of your back



Jury system in Nigeria, can't work.

Loooooooooool

Many funny memes
You did North West my time

Purity said...

Ohhhh Stella I just can't stop laughing😭@ if dem born u well, eat that food and Nigerian health centres LMSAO

sassy barrister said...

Omg. Omg. Omg! @" re u sure Goliat was killed by someone from this class?" someone hold me. Hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Funny lot. Most of them are real and funny

MrsBee

iyke david said...

Me i did not kill Goliath either!

pwetty sunshyne said...

Hilarious

Joefirst Joshua said...

Ahhahah! Lmao, that picture of when you are eating and someone comes in.. Lol TGIS
#JOeFIRSt

Chinelo said...

Lol
Im on the floor

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Very nice πŸ‘

beeolah said...

So funny, rotfl @ Goliath

Anonymous said...

So funny,unfortunately I can't laugh as I and my kids are hungry.i just got a fabulous job but payday is still far away.oh well!Bless God for His unending mercies

Giselle Lawrence said...

Hahahahahahahahahh πŸ˜‚

D'Arc Ed said...

These were very funny.

Nikomi said...

HhahahhahahahahaπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„so funny

becky naka said...

Thank u stell... I laughed laughed laughed.... and the tears flowed. Yeah I laugh and cry at the same time. Lol

SDK Henchman said...

LOL

Lolly said...

The first one got me laughing real hard. Trust naija babes. Lol

Original Bae's Bae said...

HeheheπŸ˜‚ , prolly Goliath was poisoned in the prison.

Ella ellaginika said...

Very funny, especially the first one

Original Bae's Bae said...

I wonder o πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚

Ella ellaginika said...

Very funny, especially the first one

Enoh Nsisong Moses said...

Iyammi i have dead and die since.

mary nwa mama said...

wow....today's laff carry fire, all of them are funny. happy weekend folks

ROCCO said...

Hahaha...Naijagirls @ d first pix

Ify Lawrence said...

Hahahahahahaha

SHAKITI BABY said...

Lol.

SHAKITI BABY said...

That being a virgin is true.

favy said...

All got me cracking

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Hahahaha @who killed goliath

caterine J emmanuel said...

I laughed no be small thing.
# but fart once

Esther Ukoh said...

Thanks Stella!

Ximena o. said...

Stella this post aff killed me with serious laughter.Abeg kudos.This is the best so far

Sisi Caro said...

Dats wickedness nau.

zinny uwalaka said...

Stella no commot my ribs abeg ooooo

Elaine said...

As in ehn

Stella maris Baby said...

πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹

starshine said...

Abeg i dey front of your back. Kikikikiki

Onyeka Okeke said...

I MADE IT WITHOUT CHOKING ON MY FOOD... I WILL REALLY LIVE FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME...

Gemstone Vee'C said...

Lol...all funny, I laughed all through.
Though I saw them late, but this is the kinda laughter I need to take to dreamland.
Good night bvs

Pretty Barrister said...

Lmao...really laughed

Amacastel said...

Indeed non of the class member killed goilath. Ewo teacher teacher.

dame sexy said...

nice one!cant stop laughing.

Izuu said...

The joke of the year... Well enjoyed. Thanks aunty Stells

Olotu Fidelis said...

Hahaha so funny

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