Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Sunday In House Gists...

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Sunday, 9 October 2016

Sunday In House Gists...

Anyone got Jokes for us?..As a comedian that you IS nowwwwww..lol






There is free Lunch in Freetown sometimes nauuuu.

51 comments:

Anonymous said...

None 4 now. Stella please do the anonymous post.

Bv queen sheba

Adadioramma said...

Haven't finish the ones provided by you o. Ezege 1 of blogging.

Born to Reign said...

My own is just that God should bless me abundantly beyond my imaginations.sometimes I look around and see how some are prospering and i wonder if this recession is selective, lol.e no affect everyone abeg.I shall say there is a lifting up when others are saying there is a casting down,Amen.

Anonymous said...

Aunty stella what i saw in Firstbank Benin
today wasn't funny at all.
there was a long queue at the banking hall
today, network was slow everyone was
standing and most people even got tired,
that was how a baby started crying in the
bank and the baby was at the back of a
very pretty lady, she was just trying to pet
the baby when one "AGBAYA" man was just
shouting "give the pikin breast make him
suck..nor shame put, nobody here wan look
your breast, open the breast give the baby
because he dea disturb me"".
i guess the yeye man wanted to feed his
eyes not the baby.....
BV Yuppiee lee.

Anonymous said...

Pls where is our very own chikito the professional runs girl.. I just hope her clients never use her do ogwu ego. Its not her portion abeg!! BVs let's pray 4her

Immaculate said...

Stellosky Kilode!!!

Anonymous said...

African parents be like, Glory, come and meet Uncle Maxwell, he travelled to America before you were born, you still remember him right?������...

Biko how?������...



They will also b expecting a "yes" from u...Nawa oo

Anonymous said...

Nigeria shaa!!!
When the reward for project fame is
5,000,000 and the reward for cowbell
mathematics competition is 100,000. One
person will now be telling us to read our
books.
Mtcheew.

Chidinma Gift said...

Stella na lie ooo nothing free jare

shaybee said...

I dey vex

Anonymous said...

Mama nnuku pls dont bring in ur dry, boring jokes, biko

Tiny Papa said...

*Disadvantage of sleeping in Church!!*

```While in Church a lady dozed off during preaching she woke up and heard the pastor saying stand to ur feet!
She stood up and saw the whole congregation in shock including her husband, she looked round and saw that she was the only person standing!!
The pastor continued and said yes keep standing, we have 1 person standing already, now let me repeat myself incase you didn't hear me!
If you are unfaithful in ur marriage stand up!!!
The lady fainted!```😨😩😩😩😩😩

stop_sleeping_in_Church

BLESSED said...

This morning, a neighbour heard us shouting 'snake! snake! snake!' at the back of the house, he ran out of the bathroom (located close to the back door) naked with soap lather all over his body and his JT dangling like school bell in-between his thighs. Hmmm, can this gist even win a recharge card? I doubt it

BLESSED said...

This morning, a neighbour heard us shouting 'snake! snake! snake!' at the back of the house, he ran out of the bathroom (located close to the back door) naked with soap lather all over his body and his JT dangling like school bell in-between his thighs. Hmmm, can this gist even win a recharge card? I doubt it

Chike Anumba said...

JOKE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT SOUTH.
Sometime last month, I applied for a job I saw the advert on newspaper without knowing the nature. All I cared about was the salary. On getting to the place of my interview, I saw two other men that also came for the same interview. One of them is Hausa, the other Yoruba and me Igbo.
The owner of the company told use that it is a poultry work and needs just one person. Mehn, I be wan go but I remembered Buhari na presido so I stayed back for the interview. The man told us that whoever that able to feed the pigs 5minutes without complaining about their smell will get the job.
As an original Igbo man wey I be, I 1st entered. I fed the pig 1min,2mins,3mins,....nna mehn!!! I ran out and told the man "Maka Chi, chairman this pigs dey smell bad.
The Hausa man entered and fed the pig 1min,2mins,3mins,4mins,5mins...he ran out and told the man " Kai Megida, walahi this figs I dey smell no be small"
The Yoruba man finally entered and fed the pigs 1min,2mins,3mins... Lo and behold the whole pigs ran out for the yoruba man and shouted" chai!!! Chineke, Yoruba man dey smell......... Fill in the gap because no be me go talk am finish. Lol
Hahaha hhahahahahahahhahahaha
Na joke oooo, one Nigeria

Chike Anumba said...

JOKE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT SOUTH.
Sometime last month, I applied for a job I saw the advert on newspaper without knowing the nature. All I cared about was the salary. On getting to the place of my interview, I saw two other men that also came for the same interview. One of them is Hausa, the other Yoruba and me Igbo.
The owner of the company told use that it is a poultry work and needs just one person. Mehn, I be wan go but I remembered Buhari na presido so I stayed back for the interview. The man told us that whoever that able to feed the pigs 5minutes without complaining about their smell will get the job.
As an original Igbo man wey I be, I 1st entered. I fed the pig 1min,2mins,3mins,....nna mehn!!! I ran out and told the man "Maka Chi, chairman this pigs dey smell bad.
The Hausa man entered and fed the pigs 1min,2mins,3mins,4mins,5mins...he ran out and told the man " Kai Megida, walahi this figs I dey smell no be small"
The Yoruba man finally entered and fed the pigs 1min,2mins,3mins... Lo and behold the whole pigs ran out for the yoruba man and shouted" chai!!! Chineke, Yoruba man dey smell......... Fill in the gap because no be me go talk am finish. Lol
Hahaha hhahahahahahahhahahaha
Na joke oooo, one Nigeria
If na you, who you go give the job?

Chysugar said...

Ok.

SONIA SPENCE ✌✌✌ said...

OK here goes. Hope it makes someone smile or laugh.


An Akwa Ibom passenger once boarded a bus in Lagos. The bus driver was an Ijaw man and the conductor was a Calabar man.


The Akwa Ibom man said to the bus conductor, "Ah de ko ori oro."
The conductor then told the driver, "Idi-oro wa O."


On the way, the bus had a flat tire. The Ijaw man then told his conductor, "Zackson, get the zack, make you put the spare tire. Make you no allow us sleep for road in Nagos O."


The conductor cracked up in laughter, "Oka Yohn, you dey call yack Zack, You no know say dem no go understand you for Dagos."


One Igbo man then disembarked the bus in anger and exclaimed, "Ekolo Gbeja mi malu fo soke ".


😀😀😀😀

patt ogar said...

Votes

AMOS said...

HAPPY SUNDAY PEEPS!!!
Just wanna share with u an achievement i achieved today meen hahahaha (pathetic)

brethren i messed,i mean (serious gash) in a hall of about 200 peepz watching 9ja match (today),i was happy bcos i drove all of them out 4rm seeing zambia's goal,well a little boy later paid 4 the damage. . , hahaha. . , hapi sunday peepz

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Riddle n joke

I kiss my mother before I die what am I?

Cathryn Praise said...

Match stick

Anonymous said...

Sperm
😆

SONIA SPENCE ✌✌✌ said...

Match stick?

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

Na true oo na sperm lmao

Juliet Johnson said...

This gist happened to my sister's friend in abuja. The girl na correct runs girl wey they follow old man. My sister tried to talk to her BT she come dey insult my sis so my sis moved out nd got married. So back to the gist, on her wedding day this my sisters friend invited her sugar daddy to be d chairman of the occasion. So as time 4 chairman to give speech na e my guy carry micro phone o. Let's call my sister's frnd O. Naim chairman start. O is a very good girl, she is humble, caring, respectful nd very good in bed. Na there reception end o. D husband give am slap. Wedding finish at that moment o. Whether d chairman was drunk I don't know.

Anonymous said...

For real?!!!!!!!

zinny uwalaka said...

Passing through. Some boring jokes here

Anonymous said...

Happy sunday dear bvs hope u guys r enjoyin ur day.pls i need help to travel to abuja.all i need is to join anybody in his/her vehicle to get to abuja.i have an interview to attend by wednesday pls somebody help a sister in need.i promise to mind myself.thanks and God bless

Tush baby said...

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anonymous said...

So bank dey open on Sundays in Benin.

Anonymous said...

Lmaoooo tf?

okonta kosi said...

SIX YEARS AND IN LOVE

ajan kolo kolo.
eleshi shi lori.

They all chorused around her.
Making fun of her hair.

Fuming with a childish ire,
I ran into their midst.

Swinging the stick in my hands with a view of defending her worth.

I was six and already in love.

Her upper incisors were far apart.

People called it eji when she smiled.
I told mama I wanted mine like hers.

Perhaps she would notice me then.

Mum cooked ewedu the night before.
With tiptoed steps, I paid the pot a visit in the midnight.

Wrapping the stolen meat in a nylon bag,
I slept with anticipation of the joy the next day would bring.

Morning came, I danced around in gleeful preparations for school

Mama was confused.

*Is this not the same boy that cries all the way to school*

She never noticed the sour taste of the soup and one missing occupant.

Arriving at school, I ran to the vendor.

*Iya bisi*
*Bread and butter 15 naira*
*lolli 5 naira*
*Okin biscuit 10 naira*

I was going to declare my intent that day.
I was going to confront my Goliath that day.

Like a soldier,
With a well ironed shirt.
Gator lined shorts.
And,thanks to mama,
Already laundered boxers
Lord knows I did not want to be called *atoile* bedwetter.

I marched towards primary 1b.

*Hh-ee-lloo Aaa-yo*
*I have a gift for you o*

Raising her *pineapple* plaited head from her book,

My Ayo smiled at me.
Her cheeks adopted a brief tint of pink.

*What do you have for me?*

With a brisk eagerness,
I brought out the nylon wrapped meat.
Not sensing its rotten smell while gingerly placing it on her desk.

*Nnnyaamaaa*
She said adopting a disgusted look as she surveyed my gift.

Heart Racing at the prospect of losing this chance to impress,

I quickly brought out my other gifts.

*See this one*
I said
Nudging the Okin biscuit her way.
For I had noticed she loved eating it.

Her eyes brightened.
I had provided the spark.

*You are fine*
I said.

Her heart softened.
I had provided the magic words.

*Will you be my friend?*
I asked with an expectant look.

*Okay* She replied.
The assembly bell rung thus ending our batter.

Two weeks later.
Ayo and I patted ways.

Who could blame her?

For I had broken her Hb pencil approximately five times.

I had pushed the playground swing too much while she sat on it.

And I had failed to solve her multiplication table homework.

Who could blame me?

Ayo always wanted to use my money to buy Okin biscuit.
*As if her mommy did not give her feeding money*

Ayo always wanted me to play *tinko tinko* with Titilayo and Tinuke her friends.

Ayo had made my mum spank me much for my informal visit to her pot of ewedu soup.

I was six and this was my first encounter with love.
#BASHORUN

Check out more of these articles at okontas.blogspot.com

Okorie Oluchi said...

Omg hahahahahahahah

Anonymous said...

I actually laughed out loud. Very funny u.

Chike Anumba said...

Ada idi ora mma.
Ezege 1 of beauty.
Single commenter. Lol

Elastic said...

Dwl.....😀😀😀😀😀😀

Mind your grammar said...

Buhahahahahah!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha at least it made someone laugh

Mind your grammar said...

Very boring and silly joke! Yes, I would take it south because odour is not stereotypical to Yorubas. Mind you, the pigs will definitely run out for the Igbo man due to the fact that Igbos usually finish a bottle of offensive perfume on themselves. Choke on that

Adetoun said...

Lol

Shampepe said...

This really cracked me up, my eyes are so teary

Olaide Davies said...

You made me laugh.How do I send you #200 recharge card and on which network?

Gbemi Adeoye said...

Lmao...i cant stop laughing

Gbemi Adeoye said...

Nahhhhhh

Anonymous said...

Abeg shut up if you don't know what to say. Cowbell Maths competition is N1,000,000 and an excursion out of the country. Their teachers also win about 500k and also travel out of the country. By the way who Project fame epp? If you like don't read your book. Olodo!

J.Ice said...

Just heard a story of a man who promised to repair his girlfriend's family house nd made them remove d zink nd disappeared*ROTFL* =)) =D

chialuka otuocha said...

please where is portable viv,i miss her rude comments

Anonymous said...

There were none people travelling on a bus driver ask driver mate how many people are on the bus, driver mate replies 8people and one Fulani. Dats how the Fulani man vex come get down from the bus top.

oluwatoyosi said...

Really? Are u sure u are okay at all. Is this ur blog? Can't you write one or two paragraphs and end with to be continued? Nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Iranu....nonsense joke
Shi o

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