Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Who Mumu Pass?

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Friday, 7 October 2016

Who Mumu Pass?

How does one even define the word MUMU in English?





1. Hausa man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi

2. Igbo man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account

3. Yoruba man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.

4. Tiv man who watched the news and waved at the newscaster.

5. An Efik nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot    
 to give him sleeping pills.

6. An Igala man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a     text message.

7. An Ikwere man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

8. An Isoko man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe     enough then came down and started throwingstones at it.

9. A Fulani man who choose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was    
 unripe.

10. A Gbagyi man who saw something like shit, touched and tasted then           
said "hmmmm"na shit oo!!! thank God oh say I no march am.

11. An Idoma man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he            
 wanted to listen to Cool Fm.....




*Hahahahhaha as an Isoko babe i will never agree to number 7 and the worse to me is the guy who tasted shit...Tufiakwa!


109 comments:

Ehi Human hairs and handmade wigs London said...

Mumu in English is the same This as an Idiot or fool.

cakes by Bella's, Abuja. 58DA8ADF, 07080305132, @cakes_by_bellas said...

Lol ...

queen B said...

All of the above

queen hadassah said...

the Efik nurse

SDK Henchman said...

Lol.

Samuel Jackson said...

Number 10 mumu carry first position ooooo Hahahahaha

SUNSHINE said...

Na trouble you start so.

Anonymous said...

#10

Anonymous said...

Mumu in English should be someone that is "daft"

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

Y ijaw no dey na even anyways dem all mumu esp d person wey taste shit lmao

Port Harcourt's Finest said...

They are all standard definitions of the word "MUMU". But I think number 10 tops it all. That one is the commander in chief of the Mumurian kingdom - 1st of his kind. Lol!

DonMayor said...

Na that number 10 be the highest of them all.

Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahaah NO 9 abokis dont fail to impress me with their mumurity

Anonymous said...

The Yoruba man

Cynthiaaa said...

For me I'll say no.3 and no.10.Haba the yoruba man wan measure the sleep with ruler?. The other one dey thank God after im don chop the shit finish.lmaao

Tilly said...

Efik nurse

Anonymous said...

isoko n gbagi....dia own mumu luk exactly like naija economy

SON OF SOLOMON said...

Lmao...

Anonymous said...

The guy who tasted shit? Really? That is common in Dubai a la porter potties or the Vindaloo sisters in Nigeria. Kirun and Olotti. Thanks for the correction. Kwakwakwa.

Jenny Ekwe said...

Calabar miracle crusade by Christ embassy, in a bit. Yaaaaaay!!!!

Is any SDKite turning up??
Buzz asap.

Jenny Ekwe said...

Lmfao!!! The igbo man is the dumbest. Number 2

Igbo kwenu???!!!!

I-cee Rachel said...

Definitely 10, non can be more foolish. P.S Isoko man is no 8

Mi Lady said...

None of the above.

Mi Lady said...

None of the above.

Anonymous said...

10 and 11

Mrs telema ronaldo(CR7 wife in making) said...

All of them...Lmao

SDK Henchman said...

End time Mumus

Blessing Jackson said...

All of them mumu

IVORY said...

Hahahahs. Can't even decide

CherryCee said...

Na mumu all of dem be..but dat shit own, mbanu *closes eyes

white Berry said...

1-11 are all mumu. Very funny post.

calabar chick said...

5,6,7 cracked me up

Anonymous said...

Everyone on this list is stupid but that 10 guy tasting shit is an a** hole, he's the senior mumu

MrsBee

Miss Ferragamo said...

All of the above

Rhoda Rex said...

Number 2

Adanne said...

All na wash

Olabisi Evelyn said...

Funny

Anonymous said...

No. 10
The Gbagyi man.
Lol, lmao, lwkmd, hhahahahahahahhahahaha

Anonymous said...

No. 10
The Gbagyi man.
Lol, lmao, lwkmd, hhahahahahahahhahahaha

Giselle Lawrence said...

Lol. All of them mumu, even number 4

FALODUN NANCY said...

lol at 8,9,10.isokiat been lokiat from ninetyBC

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

AbI Ideato who printed a wedding iv without a boo

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

11

Priceless Jewel said...

*Hahahahhaha... Thank God say Efo no dey, lolz. The worse to me is the guy who tasted shit...Tufiakwa!

zinny uwalaka said...

Efik nurse oooo. I kill her if am d patient . what d hell was she thinking?

Priceless Jewel said...

Arrrgh autocoect na b*****d!!! Hahahahhaha... Thank God say Edo no dey, lolz. Na all of them mumu joh! The worse to me is the guy who tasted shit...Tufiakwa!

delta babe said...

Lol,all na mumu

Anonymous said...

Stella , No 10 MUMU no get part two.
The MUMU begin and end with am.
Happy weekend to you all.
NEME

Cynthia Iyede said...

Choi! That number 10 na okpo! Tasted sh*t! Olodo

Cynthia Iyede said...

That Isoko man throwing stones at mangoes after climbing to touch them is also a 'jew' man. Na wa! Hahaha

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

😂😁😀🙌🙌

Ella ellaginika said...

The efic nurse is the worst, she was supposed to be educated.

AMMY said...

Number 10. A disgusting mumu.

Anonymous said...

But you wrote Isoko as 8 not 7

em jay said...

Na Gbayi ohh, follow by isoko.

starshine said...

All of them foolishness no get part 2

viva said...

The worst to me is the yoruba demon

Linda Ada said...

10 biko gross

Anonymous said...

8 and 10 though! Smh

Anonymous said...

Efik,isoko nd gbagyi

Sara said...

I think it's d nurse who woke a sleeping patient up...na she mumu pass..

Anonymous said...

I follow Sterra join body Di's time,DAT man wey taste shit no he am abeg#AppleofGodseye#

Anonymous said...

I follow Sterra join body Di's time,DAT man wey taste shit no he am abeg#AppleofGodseye#

Gee said...

Lmao..... I rep Igala but na lie dem talk jor. Ok assuming it's true, so somebody cannot come n go n concentrate on d text message again? Abi tv no be distraction ni? Hehehe....

LiveLoveLaugh said...

All of them foolish...None foolish pass

Mrs. Romas said...

I will say the most foolish is No. 10, Agbayi man who tasted shit and thanked God he did not step on it.
They are all foolish though. lol.

KARMAisabitch said...

I've caught myself moving closer to the light to read a text message.
One time I searched everywhere for my phone.I thought it had been stolen only to find out I was using the light from my phone to search for the phone inside my handbag.
What about looking for my scarf while its tied on my head?

Chai!I can mumu eh....
Lol..

Anonymous said...

If u no gree for 7 na me go com gree for 2?

Joefirst Joshua said...

Isoko and Efik nurse
#JOeFIRSt

HRH.Oluwadamilola Banjo said...

All of them na mumu except No.6 ND 4...deir Mumu(ness) no reach the rest!

Anonymous said...

Reducing d volume to read text message doesn't mean u r stupid. It cld mean u wanto take away distractions.n noise distracts many ppl from understanding what they're reading.

U can climb a tree, check if d mango is ripe n get down to throw stones @ d mangoes if dias a snake on d tree.dats not stupidity, it's called value for life

Jazz

Vivian Ezeadum said...

11

FOOTBALLMOLE.COM said...

An Efik nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....hahahahaha. This got me. All mumu but this no 5 na mumu of mumus

Anonymous said...

No. 10,5 and 8. In that order

Madam Small Chops said...

No 7 joor....(who polishes shoe to take passport)

Tetrina said...

All the above, no exception.

Anonymous said...

You too follow Mumu. How long does it take to plug the fruit you've already touched that you had to come down to throw stones because you saw a snake? Seriously, Stella suppose include you.in short, na you be no.11.

Chummy cho cho said...

That Igala man at 6 is not a mumu na. The noise from the TV can be distracting.

Infact na the Isoko man mumu pass..lol*side eyes* at Stella.

Mother confessor the real deal on sdk said...

That gbagyi man that ate shit is worst

Anonymous said...

So Sdk, you think there are no Gbagyi's on this blog ko? Anyway, I disagree vehemently.

cindy (the die hard feminists) said...

No 8 and 10 the biggest mumus the world has seen..
SDK newest

Chidinma Gift said...

Tasting shit? Pheeeewee I am done

AKINREMI ESTHER FOLAKE said...

Lmao

Olaide Davies said...

All of them mumu.

aneke samuel said...

Lolest of lols...too funny ooo. I have to share this my twitter page.

Bootylycious diva said...

All of them.are all mumu.com

Anonymous said...

Did you know there are Gbagyi people who read your blog. I don't quite agree with no 10. Pls post. Thanks.

Esther Mgbolu said...

They are all mumus but d mumurity of d yoruba man(3) and gbayi man(10) is raised to d power 1000

Shantelle's Empire said...

Lol,someone sent this to me on whatsapp about 2yrs ago. Its still in circulation? Wow!
No 10 takes the award.

Stella maris Baby said...

No 10,7 & 5

Maureen Ekeh said...

Mumu na person wey dey do and see things upside down instead of the normal way.for me (number 10)all the way eeeewwwwwww the mumu taste shyte say thank God say him no match am, laugh out loud (lol) the man correct wella for foolish fool..

Fuck you said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

No 6 aint a mumu ooo, I do reduce volume of the TV to read text messages, its for concentration purposes

ROLEX CHICK said...

Number 10 got me in stitches hahahaha and number 1

ROLEX CHICK said...

Yes o




@Zinny said...

10. Get PHD for mumurism...lols

Just Glamour said...

Hahahahahaha,commander in chief of Mumurian Kingdom.

Isolde Fontaine said...

10

Smith Anele said...



10. A Gbagyi man who saw something like shit, touched and tasted then
said "hmmmm"na shit oo!!! thank God oh say I no march am.

Fiona said...

All of them are mumu raise to power 2.

Anonymous said...

You sef mumu, is it plug or pluck.
#missfit

Anonymous said...

Ur papa mumu pass ur mama.so if u see a snake on d tree u'l still wait a second longer on d tree? U don run mad

Jazz

Anonymous said...

The nurse should know better.

Oluwabumsky said...

I raise Beyonce hand up for nos 10 him own mumu win award ni

Miracle Brown said...

No 10 mumu pass oo

Pretty Barrister said...

The igala man is not a mumu ooo.some text messages require 100% attention. Lol...The remaining are mumu...lmao

Mosi Jubelo said...

10

beeolah said...

I raise Beyonce hand for their mumurity

IJAY said...

Lols

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