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Friday, October 07, 2016

Who Mumu Pass?

How does one even define the word MUMU in English?





1. Hausa man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi

2. Igbo man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account

3. Yoruba man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.

4. Tiv man who watched the news and waved at the newscaster.

5. An Efik nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot    
 to give him sleeping pills.

6. An Igala man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a     text message.

7. An Ikwere man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

8. An Isoko man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe     enough then came down and started throwingstones at it.

9. A Fulani man who choose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was    
 unripe.

10. A Gbagyi man who saw something like shit, touched and tasted then           
said "hmmmm"na shit oo!!! thank God oh say I no march am.

11. An Idoma man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he            
 wanted to listen to Cool Fm.....




*Hahahahhaha as an Isoko babe i will never agree to number 7 and the worse to me is the guy who tasted shit...Tufiakwa!


109 comments:

  1. Mumu in English is the same This as an Idiot or fool.

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    1. That Igala man at 6 is not a mumu na. The noise from the TV can be distracting.

      Infact na the Isoko man mumu pass..lol*side eyes* at Stella.

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    2. Lol,someone sent this to me on whatsapp about 2yrs ago. Its still in circulation? Wow!
      No 10 takes the award.

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    3. Number 10 got me in stitches hahahaha and number 1

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    4. I raise Beyonce hand up for nos 10 him own mumu win award ni

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    1. The nurse should know better.

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  3. Number 10 mumu carry first position ooooo Hahahahaha

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  4. Mumu in English should be someone that is "daft"

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  5. Y ijaw no dey na even anyways dem all mumu esp d person wey taste shit lmao

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  6. They are all standard definitions of the word "MUMU". But I think number 10 tops it all. That one is the commander in chief of the Mumurian kingdom - 1st of his kind. Lol!

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  7. Na that number 10 be the highest of them all.

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  8. hahahahaah NO 9 abokis dont fail to impress me with their mumurity

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  9. The Yoruba man

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  10. For me I'll say no.3 and no.10.Haba the yoruba man wan measure the sleep with ruler?. The other one dey thank God after im don chop the shit finish.lmaao

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  11. isoko n gbagi....dia own mumu luk exactly like naija economy

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  12. The guy who tasted shit? Really? That is common in Dubai a la porter potties or the Vindaloo sisters in Nigeria. Kirun and Olotti. Thanks for the correction. Kwakwakwa.

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  13. Calabar miracle crusade by Christ embassy, in a bit. Yaaaaaay!!!!

    Is any SDKite turning up??
    Buzz asap.

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  14. Lmfao!!! The igbo man is the dumbest. Number 2

    Igbo kwenu???!!!!

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  15. Definitely 10, non can be more foolish. P.S Isoko man is no 8

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  16. Hahahahs. Can't even decide

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  17. Na mumu all of dem be..but dat shit own, mbanu *closes eyes

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  18. 1-11 are all mumu. Very funny post.

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  19. Everyone on this list is stupid but that 10 guy tasting shit is an a** hole, he's the senior mumu

    MrsBee

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  20. No. 10
    The Gbagyi man.
    Lol, lmao, lwkmd, hhahahahahahahhahahaha

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  21. No. 10
    The Gbagyi man.
    Lol, lmao, lwkmd, hhahahahahahahhahahaha

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  22. Lol. All of them mumu, even number 4

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  23. lol at 8,9,10.isokiat been lokiat from ninetyBC

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  24. AbI Ideato who printed a wedding iv without a boo

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  25. *Hahahahhaha... Thank God say Efo no dey, lolz. The worse to me is the guy who tasted shit...Tufiakwa!

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  26. Efik nurse oooo. I kill her if am d patient . what d hell was she thinking?

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  27. Arrrgh autocoect na b*****d!!! Hahahahhaha... Thank God say Edo no dey, lolz. Na all of them mumu joh! The worse to me is the guy who tasted shit...Tufiakwa!

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  28. Stella , No 10 MUMU no get part two.
    The MUMU begin and end with am.
    Happy weekend to you all.
    NEME

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  29. Choi! That number 10 na okpo! Tasted sh*t! Olodo

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  30. That Isoko man throwing stones at mangoes after climbing to touch them is also a 'jew' man. Na wa! Hahaha

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  31. The efic nurse is the worst, she was supposed to be educated.

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  32. Number 10. A disgusting mumu.

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  33. But you wrote Isoko as 8 not 7

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  34. Na Gbayi ohh, follow by isoko.

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  35. All of them foolishness no get part 2

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  36. The worst to me is the yoruba demon

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  37. 8 and 10 though! Smh

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  38. Efik,isoko nd gbagyi

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  39. I think it's d nurse who woke a sleeping patient up...na she mumu pass..

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  40. I follow Sterra join body Di's time,DAT man wey taste shit no he am abeg#AppleofGodseye#

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  41. I follow Sterra join body Di's time,DAT man wey taste shit no he am abeg#AppleofGodseye#

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  42. Lmao..... I rep Igala but na lie dem talk jor. Ok assuming it's true, so somebody cannot come n go n concentrate on d text message again? Abi tv no be distraction ni? Hehehe....

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  43. All of them foolish...None foolish pass

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  44. I will say the most foolish is No. 10, Agbayi man who tasted shit and thanked God he did not step on it.
    They are all foolish though. lol.

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  45. I've caught myself moving closer to the light to read a text message.
    One time I searched everywhere for my phone.I thought it had been stolen only to find out I was using the light from my phone to search for the phone inside my handbag.
    What about looking for my scarf while its tied on my head?

    Chai!I can mumu eh....
    Lol..

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  46. If u no gree for 7 na me go com gree for 2?

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  47. All of them na mumu except No.6 ND 4...deir Mumu(ness) no reach the rest!

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  48. Reducing d volume to read text message doesn't mean u r stupid. It cld mean u wanto take away distractions.n noise distracts many ppl from understanding what they're reading.

    U can climb a tree, check if d mango is ripe n get down to throw stones @ d mangoes if dias a snake on d tree.dats not stupidity, it's called value for life

    Jazz

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    1. You too follow Mumu. How long does it take to plug the fruit you've already touched that you had to come down to throw stones because you saw a snake? Seriously, Stella suppose include you.in short, na you be no.11.

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    2. You sef mumu, is it plug or pluck.
      #missfit

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    3. Ur papa mumu pass ur mama.so if u see a snake on d tree u'l still wait a second longer on d tree? U don run mad

      Jazz

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  49. An Efik nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....hahahahaha. This got me. All mumu but this no 5 na mumu of mumus

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  50. No. 10,5 and 8. In that order

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  51. No 7 joor....(who polishes shoe to take passport)

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  52. All the above, no exception.

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  53. So Sdk, you think there are no Gbagyi's on this blog ko? Anyway, I disagree vehemently.

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  54. No 8 and 10 the biggest mumus the world has seen..
    SDK newest

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  55. Tasting shit? Pheeeewee I am done

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  56. Lolest of lols...too funny ooo. I have to share this my twitter page.

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  57. Did you know there are Gbagyi people who read your blog. I don't quite agree with no 10. Pls post. Thanks.

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  58. They are all mumus but d mumurity of d yoruba man(3) and gbayi man(10) is raised to d power 1000

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  59. Mumu na person wey dey do and see things upside down instead of the normal way.for me (number 10)all the way eeeewwwwwww the mumu taste shyte say thank God say him no match am, laugh out loud (lol) the man correct wella for foolish fool..

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  60. No 6 aint a mumu ooo, I do reduce volume of the TV to read text messages, its for concentration purposes

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  61. 10. Get PHD for mumurism...lols

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  62. 10. A Gbagyi man who saw something like shit, touched and tasted then
    said "hmmmm"na shit oo!!! thank God oh say I no march am.

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  63. All of them are mumu raise to power 2.

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  64. The igala man is not a mumu ooo.some text messages require 100% attention. Lol...The remaining are mumu...lmao

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  65. I raise Beyonce hand for their mumurity

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