Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Labour Room Drama 109

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Sunday, 20 November 2016

Labour Room Drama 109

Sometimes the things that happen in the labour room will leave you asking why like i just did down there....



Hello Stella kudos for the great work.
Anyway labour for me was not so bad. I was induced at 39 weeks as my genealogist was quite liberal with me.

Got to the hospital around 1pm.After settling in the delivery room, i had something inserted inside my vee. I guess it was to open my cervix as i was just 1cm dilated. My sister was with me all through as hubby was in Nigeria. So she kept checking the babys heart rate for me and cheering me up.

I had so much to eat at the hospital even though i had heard about women not eating when they are almost having a baby. Well the nurses kept telling my gynea said i could eat whatever. So i ate through out .

So at about 12midnight, i slept for a while and i woke up shivering. The next thing the Anesthesiologist came in to administer my epidural. See me shivering, i was terrified at some point i held on to the nurse so tight. 

The Anesthesiologist just said to me ''woman please comport your self because you move, you paralyse" in her mexican accent. I was scared because i didnt want anything to happen. Guess what? I had no clue when she give it to me cause i felt nothing.

I began to dilate faster and faster but at some point i began to feel pains around my abdomen. I thought i had been duped as i kept muttering to my sister '' this epidural thing isnt working mehn'' even though i couldnt feel my legs. So one of the nurses inserted pain killer in my drip. I know she administered it twice or so.

 I kept breathing in n out. I guess i got used to the pain killers but i was refused as soon as i was fully dilated. The silly nurse didnt even have the nerve to tell me. she just told my sister the baby was coming but they both kept playing me. Shortly after my water broke.

When it was time to push i became so thirsty. My legs were wide open with my male gynae in front of me. In my mind i was like see how this one just they look person yansh any how. So i was given ice cubes to chew instead. I remember spitting on the doctors face and he just wiped it with tissue and he kept telling me to push. 

Then this fowl smell took the whole room.i pooped like a baby and my sis had this funny look on her face like ewww. But i didnt know when the poo came out cause i had epidural. My sister kept shouting puuuuuuuusssssshhhhhh, push this baby out mehn and the doc was like 'thats the spirit thats what i'm talking about'. i was like what is wrong with these ones now?. After about three pushes my son was born at 3:59 am. He weighed 6pounds 9ounces. He was as white as a snow man.

My sister was ecstatic but i was just so glad the drama was over. I didnt cry o i was just looking at my son like a stranger cause it all happened so fast and it was all  surreal. I never got to see him again till the next morning as i was moved to the recovery room. I bonded with him as soon as he was brought to me in the morning. I was so happy to hold him properly for the first time.

My son is 2 years old now and he's my world, my everything. Post partum was awesome. My stomach went down drastically as soon as he was born. In 2 weeks my body was fully back. Motherhood is amazing.


*Wow you spit on the Doctors face? Did he do anything?Because if you were not feeling any pains or shouting and crying then i wonder why you did that.na wah....i sure say you for slap your hubby if he was there..lol



33 comments:

xxxTrinityxxx said...

You see why giving birth outside niajs is better.epidural helps everything.the pain is less.And you can choose to opt out of using it.here in naija I heard epidural is so expensive.so you just near the pains.congrats poster

Michael Uzoma Michael said...

Na #GODWIN... Oya invite Korede Bello

Esther Okoro said...

Nice story, may your son continue to give you & your family endless joy & favour.


God Bless Everyone.

Becky Divine said...

Thank God for you
Ewww @smelly poo doctors and nurses dey try o

Anonymous said...

God bless all women

Anonymous said...

Pls pardon my curiosity, but does it mean if u're given epidural u'll not feel any pains till u deliver? If datz d case, if someone sees d mucous plug even without pains, can d person rush to d hospital for epidural? Cos dis kind pain wen una dey describe so ehn no be here.

xxxTrinityxxx said...

*bear

St.FranKooL.... said...

#People cry, not because they're weak. Its because they've been strong for far too long*

Iphie dearie said...

I really tried to understand if this was humourous or you were being serious...

Why was the nurse silly?
Why did you spit on the doctor?
Congrats...

kay elsie said...

Spat on d doc's face?d tinz nurses n doctors see sha

Iphie dearie said...

As at 2013.. epidural in a good hospital I know was 50k, I guess it would have remained the same or slightly higher if not for the current state of affairs in the country.
I don't know how much it is now.. but I don't think there will be a 💯% increment.

Anonymous said...

Motherhood rocks mehn..... I wish I birth twins as my first offspring. Hear my silent cry O Lord

Anonymous said...

LWD ROCKS!!!! WOW I WISH GOD FAVOURS MII WIT A SET OF (CUTE)TWINS OOOOOOO.... FOR I PRAY IJN AMEN. WILL SEND IN MY TESTIMONY WEN IT HAPPENS....

Anonymous said...

It's also expensive abroad. So your basis for comparison is....bleh!' If u have money u can do it anywhere. If u are poor in Nigeria, u would def be poor abroad.So sharrap!

Blossom said...

Nice LRD. I would have loved this epidural but I heard it's about 250k then before this Buhari regime. Don't know how much it will be now.

LOLLAH said...

Yeah...they try o with what they see women do while in labour. Part of their job to endure. Lol. I would hate someone spotting on me sha. Nice one

stunning slim shady said...

Sounds easy as ABC

THE KING"S QUEEN said...

Genealogist kwa? Ancestor nko. Oyibo doctors are nice. Congratulations.

Anonymous said...

I had my baby in the abroad and I pd $250 for epidural alone.

Anonymous said...

U spat on the doctors face and u'r even saying it when u weren't going thru any sort of pain.......u'r a very nasty lady

I'veBeenTouchedByAnAngelWithLove said...

Hmmnnnn.... I read with my heart in my mouth till I got to the last two or three paragraph. Stella, that your WHY I saw before opening the post got me nervous.
Congrat poster

Fierce of SDK blog said...

God bless our offsprings.

Anonymous said...

And pain isn't forever but with her epidural she didn't tell us about her after birth pain

Justyswt said...

Things docs and nurses see from we mothers ehn, poster thank God for u and ur baby.

Anonymous said...

Trinity: epidural is even cheaper here in naija nd yes they administer it if u so wish. In the US, it could cost up to $1000 if not more sef

Anonymous said...

You spat on a doctor doing all he can for you to deliver safely and you are proudly saying it? Evil woman!na you first start to born? Onye iberibe

xxxTrinityxxx said...

@anon 15:54 thank you.thought it was cheaper abroad

Debbie me said...

That's so gross! Why did you spit on the doctor's face? Meanwhile, thank God for safe delivery anyway.
By the way,a friend told me she lost her sister in law while she was giving birth (her third child for that matter) and I just keep thanking God for the safe deliveries I read here everyday. It's a pity though. May God deliver us all.

Anonymous said...

I also did epidural sept 2015 in Nigeria, delta state and was 150k.

Anonymous said...

Hello stella, i didnt spit in his face intentionally. Remember i said i was given ice and i was breathing in and out at the same tyme hence the reason why i spat in his face. For those asking epidural for me did the magic and i would take it over and over again.the only after pain was when my tear was healing which is quite normal.

Anonymous said...

I remember I was thirsty too. I was given a few sips.

Anonymous said...

250k kwa???? I gave birth in ph 2015 march. I used epidural and it was 60k

Anonymous said...

And she didn't spit saliva. The is she was eating flew out while breathing in and out

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