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Monday, 7 November 2016

Laugh Out Loud!



Who did this in School?Heheheheheh



117 comments:

Loveme Jeje said...

i am no 1 in that ooo especially when the rice is sweet and hungry wan finish you.

Beloved said...

Lol

Bianca BRUNO said...

Me not in school but at home. I can't eat someone's food oh like sch mate or colleagues food. I fear winch oh. Don't want to find myself flying. But I eat party food cos it's cooked for crowd.
So I never did d above in sch

nnuku Sexy pant-like boxers. 08170506432 Order now said...

Lol that food dey sweet eehn

especially the "give me water" part

Bee10 said...

Chai ojukokoro I didn't oh because my mom always say when you beg or collect outside she will know so I was always careful of kodoyi.

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Naa.....i go with my own food n pocket money!
I didn't do such.

Tierney said...

Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa..hilarious

Anonymous said...

Lol I did ..give n take

Scarlett said...

i over do am wella. hehehehehe

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Whiteberry, this could be you.
This is how it all started

charitybino said...

Memoirs

Ehi Human hairs and handmade wigs London said...

Memories from Greater tomorrow primary school. Mine was asking for or exchanging of sweet and biscuits. Cut for me,cut for me.

Tilly said...

Haba! Leave whiteberry o

The General's Wife said...

Hahahahhhhaha That's my youngest brother.
HahahahahahahahahaπŸ˜‚
My brother was an expert in this! Kai! I have never seen a boy as stingy and "meticulous" with food as him. No one tops my bro.Bn the youngest,he was always asked to share stuff amongst us as he was the last and would be the last to choose from whatever it was we were sharing at any point.
And when he gives u something,he wil first of all ask u why u like doing long throat. Hahahha and the look on his face wil be like he was giving u half of his stuff. And not some miserly portion.

One day he was asked to share groundnuts among us. He just went and brought 4 plates. 3 blue ones and 1 pink one. With all seriousness,he pulled out one of the dinning chairs,all the while soo serious. Before our very shocked faces,this boy opened the groundnut and proceeded to drop a grain of groundnut plate by plate.
Like grain by grain. Plate by plate. HahahHhhahhahahahhaha

Intelligentia princess loves the Queen. said...

Haha Hahhahah ha. I did a lot of this ooo,chai, ihesiri my dad ike while we were growing up but I thank for where we're today. Things are much better and am living large now. I can afford to eat anything I want now.
#Godmercyfoundme#

Yemi Ayeni said...

I did not oo, my mum gave us sound warning not to collect anything from anybody in school,even if you're starving to death you dare not

Anonymous said...

am doing same in a few minutes with my suya. My colleagues don't want me to keto in peace.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Hahahhahhaha. Portable Vivian

Yemi Ayeni said...

you dare not do it in my house , my mum told use then that if you collect anything from friends and eat you will turn to a witch at night hahahahahah....very funny

barbie micheal said...

I could not do o, even if I wanted to, my mother said she use to watch me on computer when i'm in class

Yemi Ayeni said...

I did not oo, my mum gave us sound warning not to collect anything from anybody in school,even if you're starving to death you dare not

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

I was thought never to beg, while growing up I hated to beg.

Yoruba people can so do this

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

So tell us the narrative behind your 8k December begging

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Hahhahahahhahahha. #LIFE

Olori footwear said...

Portable viv even if it's a joke, this isn't nice. I don't know how you people feel making mockery of someone

danny fisiye said...

My men wayne and jolly lmao

Olori footwear said...

Hahahahahahaha@ grain by grain and plate by plate. Guy man di mean.

SDK MISTRESS said...

kim u be evil aswear

Ehi Human hairs and handmade wigs London said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ TGW I like that your brother already. Is he still the same now? Hahaha

Anonymous said...

Na lie, pocket money is never enough.

Alwyas finishes before the next visiting day.

I'm sure you begged.

Adeniji Bisi said...

Hmmm.I attended public school all through and I was the best actor then when it comes to this issue...most of it then was garri and donkwa mixed together.

Mc pinky

billion dollar lady. said...

Lol ewooo some students did dat in my school those days oooo I can remember hahahahahaahaha

Miss Ferragamo said...

LOL

TRIUMPHANT ZION said...

It felt like you were talking about my younger brother.

Mao Akuh said...

TGW,I can relate...that your younger bros na professional indeed. jeez hahahahahahaahah

I did mine at home. Mainly to my immediate big bros, the guy will stay in one corner and stretch forth his hand that I should give him, wil give then he'll start reminding me of how he'd beat anyone that look for my trouble in school... lol

Mao Akuh said...

TGW,I can relate...that your younger bros na professional indeed. jeez hahahahahahaahah

I did mine at home. Mainly to my immediate big bros, the guy will stay in one corner and stretch forth his hand that I should give him, wil give then he'll start reminding me of how he'd beat anyone that look for my trouble in school... lol

TRIUMPHANT ZION said...

I didn't beg because my parents will always visit me in school every weekend,to take home my dirty clothes for washing and they will always bring me home food,so I had a lot of unwanted friends because,they know I always have,to share. I guess I got so used to having enough that I find it so hard to beg,though I enjoyed giving them.

Mao Akuh said...

I think I did it too but can't remember.
This post eh..hahahahahahah even in boarding school then...lol

Ɛß♥ИY™ said...

Hahahahahahahaha.TGW! Don't I love this your brother?

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Lol I'm also a victim of that

Fiona said...

And you had to bring tribe into this. Smh

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Ideato how are you doing

Sophisticated Mimi said...

In boarding school, you couldn't have avoided that
They must collect from you even though you don't collect from them
Water ohhh, food ohh, bread ohh
A seed of groundnut sef they will collect

Anonymous said...

Witchy.Com...little wonder why your name is Barbie

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Hahaha porterble Vivian u are a big lier. Oleeeee

Lepa shandy is back said...

Never!
I didn't do it
People food no dey hungry me and I'm proud to say my kids are the same.

Olaide Davies said...

Lol we are all guilty of this.

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Hahahahahaha,chai Ideato,you're not nice at all.

Mi Lady said...

I find it difficult to eat out. I take breakfast and lunch to school then plus my big water bottle.

Asa nwa said...

Portable viv. Forming what you are not. How dare you judge whiteberry?
I'm sure that was you while growing up.
Don't think we hv forgotten you came here to beg for 8k last Christmas. Whiteberry still got class, she asked for 500k.

queen hadassah said...

I never did this, both in boarding school and at home

Anonymous said...

My little cousin even takes the food off your mouth if he caught u stealing his food. Hahhahahha

becky naka said...

Lol @ TGW.... I like ur bro.

spicy dobis said...

Lol....

Ayo said...

Idiot

Olaide Davies said...

Grain by grain OMG this is serious

Maureen Ekeh said...

If i no do that thing who else, specially to my elder sister as per smally that year, we attended the same primary and secondary sch, she sef tire for me no be small.

Anonymous said...

Just shut your mouth Ideato! Be forming posh oshi. Must u bring tribalism into this? Pls take ur yeye staff bus and drive to hell!!!

Mrs James said...

God forbid...

Mrs James said...

Lol... He was a real*sharer*

Mrs James said...

Abi without begging.. Thank God for you

Anonymous said...

The question should have been who didn't do it! We all did jor

Spanish Lantern said...

Viv that was just too cold. Hope your life is perfect.

Anonymous said...

See this ethnic bigot..even with ur forming beggars are still better than u..grow up abeg..fool

IJAY said...

Lols funny I remember people doing this then, but really I didn't do it

Anonymous said...

Amen does anyone sell bag of Rice here. Biko let me know your price for 25kg and the brand. I don't mind made in nig Rice o. Choi the one for market na cut throat o. Please help

Ekunie Ify said...

All of una forming saints did it, My mom this my dad that Ko, no matter the warning you will either give or you collect,

me sef do but with my groups oo, my own is always sweet or biscuits, lol memories

Brown Sucre said...

Me,me,me.

Iphie dearie said...

Kwkakakakkaka!!!
I was running to type about a sibling of mine..
TGW and I saw your comment.
You know that mischievous one? This is her modus operandi.. she was growing bigger while I was skinny.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Every single thing.. Iphie nyenum
My soft heart didn't start today..πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️

Justina Michael said...

Same with my younger sister. I didn't do this in school though. When winch full everywhere.

Iphie dearie said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

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That's a lie
Begging isn't a yoruba thing
Others begged for my food too na, and not all of em are yoruba.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Hahahahahah

Anonymous said...

U were *thought*???? Haha Ideato u dey fall hand ooh!!!

One trillion said...

End time akagum

D'vine Smarta said...

Shut up there Ideato oniro! Afi *thought na! *taught. Something is amiss in your life and you're over compensating....you need help!

Spanish Lantern said...

Hahaha......business woman.

Mrs. Romas said...

Please stop the bullying White berry.

Mrs. Romas said...

I didn't do it in school, I was taught to share no matter how small.
But I never ate food brought to school by any of my friends.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Taught**

Victor Emeka said...

Chai!

Mrs. Romas said...

Hahahahaa

Graciousmeg said...

'Koformi' 😊

Madea said...

Mine was in boarding school, begging day students for cold water. There was love in sharing in boarding house sha. Provisions and food on visiting day.

Anonymous said...

With your 'thought', u still dey attack Yoruba people. Half baked bread oshi, olodo.

TheRealMe said...

Lol. Way back,not now,almost everyone did

The General's Wife said...

Hahahhahaha @ cut for me,cut for me.
I am reminded of my toddler son. LMAO

Ekundayo said...

May God forgive me for all the bad things like did when growing up.Oluwa jowo so ekun mi dayo lo dun yi.

Tetrina said...

Hahahahahahahahahahah...my tummy!

The General's Wife said...

Hahhahahahahaha Na ur type he would have really dealt with @ Ehi. Cut for me,cut for me.He wil just look at,there is a way he twists his mouth and with a sly smile at the same time and ask u"why do u like to beg? You sef go maintain so he wil just give u and u wil be on ur way. Hahahhahaha he wil fire off another comment "u like to beg" Hahhahahahaha at that point we wil be getting impatient but omo u wil still maintain o or else he wil change his mind.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
And he wil tell u "if u make fun of me next time I won't give u" this was mostly to my other brother cos as soon as that one receives the beggy-Beggy something,he wil start running his mouth πŸ˜‚ See the small thing u gave me. I take back that thank u u made me tell u beforehandπŸ˜‚You wil be left here on earth while all of us make HeavenπŸ˜‚
You wil be here sharing groundnuts and biscuitsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lol He is a big boy now. And one of the most generous people.

@Iphie,your sis is just something else! Exact opposite of you! Wonder how u didn't toughen up like her. That her yesterday IG comment still got me rollingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Chick is brutal!

@TZ,lol u had a bro like that too? LMAO
Ebony,lol. Till he calls u bevy-beggyπŸ˜‚
Lol @Winchy people. For real Justina?

Pipi Lee said...

That's how I share too, grain by grain, if it's food, spoon by spoon.

OLATEJU ADENIJI said...

This thing master me die that year...I sabi beggggg!!! chei!!!

Adadioramma said...

Hahahaha, TGW if that your brother go for House of Rep, I swear the whole community will be starved. Aka gum.

Anonymous said...

Lmao, barbie.. end time computer

Stella maris Baby said...

I did oooo

white Berry said...

You people should leave them running their mouths, remember tomorrow is pregnant.

Stella maris Baby said...

Smiles @ my soft heart.
Nice one.

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Listening is often the only thing needed to help someone*

Mosi Jubelo said...

Loool

Mosi Jubelo said...

Lol

Iphie dearie said...

Bwahahahahahah!
She's savage, that girl. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Empress Windy. said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Potty Vivian u DAT begged for 6k to travel to village to see or sick dad nko ! Pot calling kettle black ! Kip running ur mouth ..we kno u!

Empress Windy. said...

Haaaaaaa

Empress Windy. said...

Lol @ he'll start reminding me of how he'd beat anyone that look fo my trouble in school.

Empress Windy. said...

Chai..... I over do am sef, I can beg for Africa. *side eyes*.

cakes by Bella's, Abuja. 58DA8ADF, 07080305132, @cakes_by_bellas said...

I was always the giver and still am, hahaha

Empress Windy. said...

As soon as I received my beggy-beggy stuff, i'll ask for my mum or dad second eye. Fu mi loju keji mama mi or fumi loju keji baba mi, OMG! Public school life.

tiwa said...

Anonymous 17:10 you can get 25kg bag of rice btw #10k-13k depending on the brand. There is royal stallion, lion,mama Africa.

tiwa said...

I didn't do it, the kind warning they gave me no get part2. But I have friends that beg me for food @

Lilly simple said...

Lol

sisi eko said...

Ahahahah Omg. That's when you'll hear..."please come and gimme na, just one spoon pls". Ahahah

sisi eko said...

It's called bargain. Gimme your yam and I'll give you my rice. Then the day will come you would have forgotten that your rice will be taken, na so the bargainer go show for ur dinning hall table with plate say oya, pass me your rice. Lmao

Anonymous said...

Make una leave ideato aloneooo
Person no dey make mistakes again

Funny one and my cousin always do that to us at home..


Missylynn

DIB said...

I did o. Very well for that matter. All those begginatus will not allow you to eat in one peace.

Mrs Power aka MP said...

Anon 17:10 Abakaliki rice is selling for 7500 as of yesterday. That's the 25kg. We call it half bushel here. U will get cheaper once too. But d best is ikwo rice n dats d one I gave u d price. I live at Abakaliki so I knw.

Amacastel said...

Hahahahaha dt ur brother mean die ! I swear

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