A desperate blackmailer just called me with a hidden number and the following conversation ensued
Caller: am I unto Don Norman Obinna?
Me: yes, who am I speaking with and why did you hide your number?
Caller: it is not important, just listen attentively, I have a message to deliver to you urgently and you must cooperate within the next seven (7) days or have yourself to blame
Me: wow! I am all ears
Caller: we have your nude pictures and would not hesitate to post them online if you do not make available the sum of N10 million. A lady you slept with at Enitona Hotels in Aba and refused to pay had unknown to you snapped you naked on bed.
Caller: your case will be worst than Miss Anambra, just think about how ochendo will feel, think about how his political enemies who you have attacked severally will enjoy paying more just to mess you up.
Me: (pretending) chai! Please reduce the money, please my brother and please tell me how to get the money across to you people
Caller: where are you at the moment?
Me: Osun State
Caller: ok I will get back to you but the greatest mistake you will make is to try playing smart, you will regret it
Me: I will not, just send your account details and I promise to pay the money immediately, but you must send the pictures to me via DHL with a promise not to expose them before I will transfer the cash to you ooh!
Caller: you are mad, which account number? Who are you to dictate for us the mode of payment and what you want?
Me: unless you do not want the money, the only way the money will get to you is through bank transfer. As you can see, I am in Osun State
Caller: cuts in, you wan try us? Ok! We shall see (he then dropped the call)
See me see nude pictures ooh! Where is Enitona Hotels located in Aba? Abia and dirty politics, anyway I am still expecting his call. Aba kwa! Nna you gaffed no be small, If you no know where this is coming from, then you be learner. N10 million! Ebe kwanu ka odi? so get ready to feed your eyes with Don Norman nude pictures. Ochi ato gbuelem.