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Saturday, November 26, 2016

Saturday Laughs ..Hehehe























































EBUKA AND THE EXAM

Ebuka told his Oga to wait at gate to pick him up after Commerce exam.

He was given question paper and the only question he could answer was Question No.3 and it says:

"Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks)

He smiled and wrote his answer:

"Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba"

He then submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

Oga: How did it go?
Ebuka: It was so simple Oga, "Differentiate between a warehouse and a Shop"

Oga: What did you write?
Ebuka: I wrote that "Warehouse is at Ojota while Shop is at Alaba"

Oga: Is that all you wrote?
Ebuka: Yes.

Oga: Common go back and put the phone numbers and complete address, stupid boy! That's how you lose customers, idiot!!!
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"If a man is stingy with his hard earned money, I can understand that, but I can't understand why a woman should be stingy with a hole she did not drill"- Robert Mugabe πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€


Have you seen an IGBO
MARKET WOMAN'S PHONEBOOK CONTACTS Before?

NAMES ARE SAVED LIKE THIS;


1. Amaka Okporoko

2. Uche Azu ndu

3. KC Abacha

4. Nkechi Crayfish

5. Chika Anu ewu

6. Ndubuisi Afo anu

8. Nonye Tomato

9. Tony Beans

10. Ify Garri

11. Nkiru Okpa

12. Adanma Ogiri Okpei

13. Okey Kanda

14. Chidi Anu Jaki

15. Emeka Akpannu.

16. Nduka Yobasi

17. Chioma Azu mangala

18. Emma Odu efi

19. Chimezie mmanya nkwu

20. Stella Ukpaka

21. Odukwe Anu ewu

22.Chukwudi Ose Nsukka

23. Ezinne Ukazi

Lol




69 comments:

  1. Kwakwakwakwakwakwa
    Oh my gawd..this is so funny
    Thanks @stella

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    1. Thanks for making me lol






      @Galore

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    2. Lolzzz, na only goat,u for bring cow na abi ur money no reach.my dear its true oo I cnt come nd loss d small pounds I have.


      Am ella nd I just wanna make common sense

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    3. Hahahaha @education is the key. Government has really changed the key.

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    4. It's been 8months since I broke up with him yet I can't seem to forget him despite his ill treatment to me.cant even move on.will I ever be okay?

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  2. Hahaha LWKM.

    *fotitiri πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€


    Igbo kwenu. πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹

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    1. The one that got me is does WiFi last longer than data. It made me laugh.

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  3. "Does Wi-Fi lasts longer than data"


    *faints

    πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ BWB..

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    1. Hahahahahahahaahaha when your mates are getting 35 and you are getting South Africa how manage biko?

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  4. Hahahaha @ pls go I'm begging u in the name of God

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  5. Replies
    1. For those of you datting married men..the girl that will destroy your home is still in JS3 writing Home Economics test.πŸ˜œπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘πŸ™ˆ



      Mc pinky

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    2. Shut up..it's allowed dumb fool.how many wives did Abraham marry?..two abi..Solomon had how many concubines? Answer na he-goat So you see dating marriedmen is allowed.why do you cry more than the bereaved? Agbaya....

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    3. I still love him as I clearly haven't gotten over him even after 8months.no boo even in sight .will I ever be okay?

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  6. The English aspect got me rolling off my bed..


    Mc pinky

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  7. Had a good laff after a cray cray week. Thanks Stells

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  8. Lol Lmao the igbo woman's phone contacts is really hilarious.

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  9. Kwakwakwakwa Igbo woman phone crackered me!

    Funny laffs.... Stella upload comments na

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  10. I needed this laughs...nice one

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  11. That dude looking for HTC charger cracks me up every time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    That saying "hello" to single girls is so trueπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  12. Lol,all make sense,Stella Ukpaka.

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  13. kikikiki.... You don kill me with laff o. This Ebuka and him oga don finish me with laff.

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  14. Lmao...so tired to point out those that were funny...

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    1. You know what's up. That KC Abacha I need the number asap.

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  16. The Igwe must hear this... Yes Na. This Xmas. Hmmmph. All ye boys who joined bad gangs una go hear nwiii.

    Igbo wowan list...before nko?
    Entries be like:
    Ipodo_Ukpaka_MamaJekwu
    Ipodo_Ukwa_Izuu
    Iddo_Azumangala_Hassan
    Iddo_Okporoko_Ibeabuchi

    You gat to be precise Nwanne!
    Hahaha

    When you say you are NICE...side eyes at PV on save the last 'save a bv blog post'. Kikiki

    Nice laughs.
    Happy weekend.

    Xhlrted P

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  17. Very crazy hilarious laughs.
    I actually laughed out loud at some.
    Thanks Stella have a blessed weekend everyone.

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  18. Ave been laughing so hard, these jokes are dope, thanks Stella. You're the best

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  19. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    We need to make sacrifices.
    I've chosen a goat. Lmao

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  20. Hehehe..

    An Akwa Ibom passenger once boarded a bus in Lagos. The bus driver was an Ijaw man and the conductor was a Calabar man.The Akwa Ibom man said to the bus conductor, "Ah de ko ori oro."The conductor then told the driver, "Idi-oro wa O."On the way, the bus had a flat tire. The Ijaw man then told his conductor, "Zackson, get the zack, make you put the spare tire. Make you no allow us sleep for road in Nagos O."The conductor cracked up in laughter, "Oka Yohn, you dey call yack Zack, You no know saydem no go understand you for Dagos."One Igbo man then disembarked the bus in anger and exclaimed, "Ekolo Gbeja mi, Malu fo soke

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    1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
      You are cray for this joke

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  21. Please I need suggestions on what I can use to clear pimples from my face. Ab3g make una help me. Its beginning to affect my self esteem. I wish I could achieve a flawless smooth face.

    I don't know if its soup I use though. I use premier cool. Could it be the causer?? Its just that its affordable.

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    1. Try bismid products. Effective for as long as you use it and affordable.

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    2. Try belle face eclaircissant. Very effective!!! 1k

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    3. Get Idole soap it will dry up the pimples.

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  22. does wifi last longer than data??? hilarious...hahajajaj

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  23. That mugabe's quote is too hilarious.

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  24. Dats my mum's contacts list...lol

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  25. Lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  26. Lol....but is victor anichebe, DJ cuppy's boo?

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  27. #In the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatever*

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  28. Thank you stella

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  29. Laughing really hard, especially that market women phone contacts

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  30. LWKM.
    Made me really lol.
    Thanks stell

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  31. Bwhahahahaha@ South AfricaπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
    Borrow me 1500 so I know I will be giving you 5000..
    😒😒😒😒

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  32. This is laugh tunic. Got me laughing! The WiFi and data, the phone book pls if you know that women tell her to forward KC Abacha's number, I need, I truly need that number.

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  33. Lol
    Ebuka and his Oga. I don laugh tire.

    Reminds me; was attending to a patient this morning and he was seriously quarrelling with his brother that he wants to be discharged.
    Speaking in his dialect I heard him mention ' business'. When I asked the brother what he said, he responded that he(the patient) said he doesn't wanna take him home cos he wants to take over his business. I laughed eh!
    And no...wasn't an Igbo Man.

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  34. OMG, i can't shout, that Ebuka and his exam really got me rolling on the floor, his uncle worsened the situation, i don't know who is better, ebuka or his uncle. too funny. happy weekend folks

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  35. So funny. .......... Shinning teeth.

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    Join people from all parts Of the world on this amazing platform
    This is real mehn!!!!
    Have been smiling all day.
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  37. Stella oh...u are wicked ni...how can u allow me open dis post in d middle of d Night and be laffing like dis....someone would be thinking dis quiet boy has gone mad oh....like serious oh....I need to know wifi and data which one last longer nah....hahhahahahahaha....biko we all save numbers like dat in our phones oh....I have chioma big yansh, Helen big bresst....hahhahaahhaha........

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  38. lololololollolol thanks SDK

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