Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Saturday Laughs ..Hehehe

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Saturday, 26 November 2016

Saturday Laughs ..Hehehe























































EBUKA AND THE EXAM

Ebuka told his Oga to wait at gate to pick him up after Commerce exam.

He was given question paper and the only question he could answer was Question No.3 and it says:

"Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks)

He smiled and wrote his answer:

"Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba"

He then submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

Oga: How did it go?
Ebuka: It was so simple Oga, "Differentiate between a warehouse and a Shop"

Oga: What did you write?
Ebuka: I wrote that "Warehouse is at Ojota while Shop is at Alaba"

Oga: Is that all you wrote?
Ebuka: Yes.

Oga: Common go back and put the phone numbers and complete address, stupid boy! That's how you lose customers, idiot!!!
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"If a man is stingy with his hard earned money, I can understand that, but I can't understand why a woman should be stingy with a hole she did not drill"- Robert Mugabe πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€


Have you seen an IGBO
MARKET WOMAN'S PHONEBOOK CONTACTS Before?

NAMES ARE SAVED LIKE THIS;


1. Amaka Okporoko

2. Uche Azu ndu

3. KC Abacha

4. Nkechi Crayfish

5. Chika Anu ewu

6. Ndubuisi Afo anu

8. Nonye Tomato

9. Tony Beans

10. Ify Garri

11. Nkiru Okpa

12. Adanma Ogiri Okpei

13. Okey Kanda

14. Chidi Anu Jaki

15. Emeka Akpannu.

16. Nduka Yobasi

17. Chioma Azu mangala

18. Emma Odu efi

19. Chimezie mmanya nkwu

20. Stella Ukpaka

21. Odukwe Anu ewu

22.Chukwudi Ose Nsukka

23. Ezinne Ukazi

Lol




69 comments:

missylynn said...

Kwakwakwakwakwakwa
Oh my gawd..this is so funny
Thanks @stella

Uniq Gem said...

Hahaha LWKM.

*fotitiri πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€


Igbo kwenu. πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹

Uniq Gem said...

"Does Wi-Fi lasts longer than data"


*faints

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ BWB..

becky naka said...

Hahahaha @ pls go I'm begging u in the name of God

KING Nwa AMAKA said...

So funny, I forgot to laugh.

Adeniji Bisi said...

The English aspect got me rolling off my bed..


Mc pinky

Ufuoma ohwaguono said...

Had a good laff after a cray cray week. Thanks Stells

Villager said...

Foni

Ada Nwanbueze said...

Lol Lmao the igbo woman's phone contacts is really hilarious.

Lizzy Berry said...

Kwakwakwakwa Igbo woman phone crackered me!

Funny laffs.... Stella upload comments na

Etsako Girl said...

I needed this laughs...nice one

Trey Mama said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

optimisticlady said...

Laughs must continue

Pam said...

That dude looking for HTC charger cracks me up every time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

That saying "hello" to single girls is so trueπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Edyby said...

Lol,all make sense,Stella Ukpaka.

9ja Parrot said...

kikikiki.... You don kill me with laff o. This Ebuka and him oga don finish me with laff.

Pure Nigerian said...

Lmao...so tired to point out those that were funny...

Sweet Mother said...

I need the number for KC Abacha

Anonymous said...

The Igwe must hear this... Yes Na. This Xmas. Hmmmph. All ye boys who joined bad gangs una go hear nwiii.

Igbo wowan list...before nko?
Entries be like:
Ipodo_Ukpaka_MamaJekwu
Ipodo_Ukwa_Izuu
Iddo_Azumangala_Hassan
Iddo_Okporoko_Ibeabuchi

You gat to be precise Nwanne!
Hahaha

When you say you are NICE...side eyes at PV on save the last 'save a bv blog post'. Kikiki

Nice laughs.
Happy weekend.

Xhlrted P

charitybino said...

Ebuka and the exam.

Roseflower said...

Very crazy hilarious laughs.
I actually laughed out loud at some.
Thanks Stella have a blessed weekend everyone.

Anonymous said...

Ave been laughing so hard, these jokes are dope, thanks Stella. You're the best

Chummy cho cho said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
We need to make sacrifices.
I've chosen a goat. Lmao

Mrz Gbagaun (aka pidgin arena) said...

Hehehe..

An Akwa Ibom passenger once boarded a bus in Lagos. The bus driver was an Ijaw man and the conductor was a Calabar man.The Akwa Ibom man said to the bus conductor, "Ah de ko ori oro."The conductor then told the driver, "Idi-oro wa O."On the way, the bus had a flat tire. The Ijaw man then told his conductor, "Zackson, get the zack, make you put the spare tire. Make you no allow us sleep for road in Nagos O."The conductor cracked up in laughter, "Oka Yohn, you dey call yack Zack, You no know saydem no go understand you for Dagos."One Igbo man then disembarked the bus in anger and exclaimed, "Ekolo Gbeja mi, Malu fo soke

GALORE said...

Thanks for making me lol






@Galore

Anonymous said...

Please I need suggestions on what I can use to clear pimples from my face. Ab3g make una help me. Its beginning to affect my self esteem. I wish I could achieve a flawless smooth face.

I don't know if its soup I use though. I use premier cool. Could it be the causer?? Its just that its affordable.

Anonymous said...

does wifi last longer than data??? hilarious...hahajajaj

Mhzzbee int'l said...

That mugabe's quote is too hilarious.

jemiyo oluwasegun said...

does wifi last longer than data?

Passionate said...

Dats my mum's contacts list...lol

Anonymous said...

Very dry

Rhoda Rex said...

Lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

queen hadassah said...

Lol....but is victor anichebe, DJ cuppy's boo?

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

LMAO

St.FranKooL.... said...

#In the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatever*

Adeniji Bisi said...

For those of you datting married men..the girl that will destroy your home is still in JS3 writing Home Economics test.πŸ˜œπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘πŸ™ˆ



Mc pinky

Ella said...

Lolzzz, na only goat,u for bring cow na abi ur money no reach.my dear its true oo I cnt come nd loss d small pounds I have.


Am ella nd I just wanna make common sense

Anonymous said...

Thank you stella

Kachi said...

Laughing really hard, especially that market women phone contacts

Mrs CJ said...

LWKM.
Made me really lol.
Thanks stell

iyke david said...

Gbam!

Choi! choi! said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
You are cray for this joke

white Berry said...

Hahahaha @education is the key. Government has really changed the key.

beeolah said...

Lmao

Chidinma Gift said...

Hahahahahahahaahaha when your mates are getting 35 and you are getting South Africa how manage biko?

Anonymous said...

Try bismid products. Effective for as long as you use it and affordable.

Nneyo said...

I remember that kolo bank.

Iphie dearie said...

Bwhahahahaha@ South AfricaπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
Borrow me 1500 so I know I will be giving you 5000..
😒😒😒😒

ideal cakes 07054561379, BBM C001661C3 said...

The one that got me is does WiFi last longer than data. It made me laugh.

ideal cakes 07054561379, BBM C001661C3 said...

You know what's up. That KC Abacha I need the number asap.

ideal cakes 07054561379, BBM C001661C3 said...

This is laugh tunic. Got me laughing! The WiFi and data, the phone book pls if you know that women tell her to forward KC Abacha's number, I need, I truly need that number.

viva ciara said...

Lol
Ebuka and his Oga. I don laugh tire.

Reminds me; was attending to a patient this morning and he was seriously quarrelling with his brother that he wants to be discharged.
Speaking in his dialect I heard him mention ' business'. When I asked the brother what he said, he responded that he(the patient) said he doesn't wanna take him home cos he wants to take over his business. I laughed eh!
And no...wasn't an Igbo Man.

Pure Gift said...

Try belle face eclaircissant. Very effective!!! 1k

mary nwa mama said...

OMG, i can't shout, that Ebuka and his exam really got me rolling on the floor, his uncle worsened the situation, i don't know who is better, ebuka or his uncle. too funny. happy weekend folks

SMALL CHOPS EMPIRE 08031156936, 335B0156 said...

Really had a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

Shut up..it's allowed dumb fool.how many wives did Abraham marry?..two abi..Solomon had how many concubines? Answer na he-goat So you see dating marriedmen is allowed.why do you cry more than the bereaved? Agbaya....

Anonymous said...

Shut up small dick.

Anonymous said...

Get Idole soap it will dry up the pimples.

KIDJO said...

Why not cry?

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Nice πŸ‘

Vivilicious said...

Buy safi natural purifier

Anonymous said...

It's been 8months since I broke up with him yet I can't seem to forget him despite his ill treatment to me.cant even move on.will I ever be okay?

Anonymous said...

I still love him as I clearly haven't gotten over him even after 8months.no boo even in sight .will I ever be okay?

Lilly simple said...

Laugh want kill me here

morik mills said...

I don laugh scarrer....lolz

ukwu dimond said...

So funny. .......... Shinning teeth.

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iam Owen said...

Stella oh...u are wicked ni...how can u allow me open dis post in d middle of d Night and be laffing like dis....someone would be thinking dis quiet boy has gone mad oh....like serious oh....I need to know wifi and data which one last longer nah....hahhahahahahaha....biko we all save numbers like dat in our phones oh....I have chioma big yansh, Helen big bresst....hahhahaahhaha........

EEA said...

lololololollolol thanks SDK

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