Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Saturday Laughs

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Saturday, 5 November 2016

Saturday Laughs













 Remove the Kidney return am na...


































(1).Dear girls,
If u can put flowers on ur head with
instagram and snapchat but can't hawk ugu for ya
mother...close ur eyes lets pray for u.. 🏾

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(2)People shud see your natural looks first bfore your make-over n b like "whaooooooo, she's so beautiful... than seeing your make-over bfore your natural looks, they be like, "ewwwwwwwww... choi, ogini di ihia????
#justsaying
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(3).I decided to go and chill out in Mr Biggs when I saw one guy with his
girlfriend enjoying themselves. Not too long, in front of them was the
waiter with the bill which was about 20k.


To my surprise the girl quickly opened her purse brought out 21k,
paid and told the waiter to keep the balance.
After the waiter had left, the guy started asking her, baby why didn't
u allow me to take care of the bills.


It was then the girl said something that impressed me, she actually
told the guy that she's not after his money that the only thing she
needs from him is his love, care and attention.
Almost immediately, I heard a voice''cut! cut!! cut!!! cut!!!!! It was the
director and right behind me was the camera man, it was then I said
to myself "Okaaaayyy" I for fear oooo. Na movie dem dey shoot, no
wonder !!!!!!! because de last time dis kind thing happen for real life na 1900 during the time of Lord Lugard.
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Laugh OUT LOUD!
Na so Benin Babe mistakenly step on her iphone7 as e dey charge am for ground...she hear Craaaacccck...she quickly pray for her mind make e be say na her leg break...
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A woman called the police station one evening and said, "My husband has gone out with a girlfriend and right now am going after them. I have a gun and when I find them, I will kill both them right away". The police asked, "Where exactly have they gone?".

Woman :They went to watch a certain Comedian show.

The police rushed quickly and went to the place and make sure they arrived earlier than the woman. When they reached the place, they took the mic from the Comedian and start announcing, "If there is a married man here and has come with a girlfriend,you must leave immediately. Your wife is coming right now with a gun to shoot both of you dead".

The police were surprised that the door became small as everyone was running out and the show ended because even the Comedian himself ran out!!!.😂😂😂


101 comments:

Fan Emmanuel said...

Hahahaha... I can't stop laughing

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Hahahahhahahhaha.

I stopped echoing my siblings name when my parents made that a perpetual habit

Beloved said...

The last o
I can imagine the helter skelter run


Lol!!!!!!

Habis Cakes Abuja said...

Looool. The kidney one tho. You must return in love o

fellow corper said...

Hahaha

OlaGold said...

Lmao.
My name is not in the list of ladies that will get pregnant 2017. What a great sigh lol

Anonymous said...

lol

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol

peace maker said...

LOL Hilarious

Mother confessor THE REAL DEAL . said...

Awon cheaters association.
Lo and behold made me laugh so much.

Anonymous said...

Etemieeeeee, nsuto mkpo? Even the Comedian? Hahahahaha.

Mum DF said...

Hahahahahaah too funny

Anonymous? Lol said...

Lo & behold! Lmao! Na d kain silly tin I fit tok b dat!

Nkiruka Nnadozie said...

Hahahahahahahahaha. Choi, ndi naija

zee said...

ROTFL... the last joke got me rolling on the floor....

GORRETI BAE said...

Laugh out loud..

AppleofGodseyeoriginal said...

Lol

AppleofGodseyeoriginal said...

Lol

white Berry said...

Hahahahah meaning all of dem re married men. Funny jokes

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁

Sonia Spence said...

Hehehehe. The last one got me. 😀😀😀. All these men with their kurukere ways...


Funny much.

Intelligentia princess loves the Queen. said...

Hahhahah Hahhahah. Them Funny die.
The list of girls that will take in 2017 am glad am on that list,bcos am gonna take in immediately after my wedding next year(so help me God) amen. No time to waste,mbok. I can't wait to experience the joy of motherhood.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious

Albino wife said...

Lmao the last joke got me, all men no faithful.

becky naka said...

Lol

bello folashade said...

Lo and Behold. Wicked boi.

Mrs. Romas said...

This is a Goodmorning laugh for me, I needed it.
That when you helped your mum echo your siblings name, they should replaced the mum part with my dad.
Back then, if it's not your name he called, just keep quiet.

Ben Ejiogu Fingertrickz BEATZ said...

odiegwu. nice

Pipi Lee said...

Lmaoooooo @ Lo and Behold...why evils!!!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha I can't stop laughing and smiling at the same time..


Missylynn

Ella 'R said...

😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg...!!!

jp said...

Hahaha.nice one stella

Tofunmi Brown said...

Ooh my world, lol the maths teacher post really made me laugh

Rachy said...

Stella oh 😂😂 your blog is amazing! Encouraging, educating, informative and helps in healing. God bless you for this creative blog.

Mum Davido said...

Lolzzzz

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

Hahahahahshsss I can't stop laughing abeg.😀😀😀😀







*hangs leg on the cupboard*

Becky Divine said...

Hahahahahha omg ooo
Lmao @Lo and Behold choi

Mr C is definitely from Edo na

Ewooo cheating men everywhere, so even the comedian carry girlfriend come show ehn lolz

Becky Divine said...

Hahahahahha omg ooo
Lmao @Lo and Behold choi

Mr C is definitely from Edo na

Ewooo cheating men everywhere, so even the comedian carry girlfriend come show ehn lolz

CrazyHornyWife said...

Omg😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁!!!
Best laughs ever!!!
Say whaaaaaaat??? Hawk ugu? I faint again###

Bella D Chemist said...

Lol

BeeVee aka Boo's Barny said...

Haha very funny, I needed it abeg

InvincibleB said...

Lol. some of them are very funny

Bee10 said...

Very funny laughs

Ammy Bee said...

Lol@ mixing medicine. Short and mostly funny. U did North West mai thyme.

Anonymous said...

That married man and girlfriend gist is da bomb, kwaaaaakwaakwaaa, my chest oh

Anonymous said...

LWKMD hilarious post

marian onu said...

Can't stop laughing

stephan said...

Lol dats soo my mum.

PLAY said...

Funny

Fuck you said...

Hahahahahhaah

pinky peters said...

Funny

Toy33n said...

Hahahhahahahaha.... Lmao

OBI'S JEWEL said...

Hahahahahahaha

Linda Ada said...

List of girls that will get pregnant on 2017 lol after my wedding anyways

Anonymous said...

Lol

Samuel Jackson said...

Hahahahaha... The last joke got me!

Maduneme Emmanuel said...

Lol, Really cracked me back to back

nzube izuu said...

Lol

DeoFavente / For your facinators,hair pieces,cakes,chops,chinchin,soups,fresh pap and more: 265EDB2D... said...

Kai oh! My tummy hurts from laughing,especially the flower on the head...

Maduneme Emmanuel said...

Lol really cracked me up back to back.

Giselle Lawrence said...

So funny especially the cigarette and beer in the church.

Maduneme Emmanuel said...

Really cracked me up back to back, madam Stella mbok calm down, be4 person ribs crack

xhlrted p said...

All funny.
Oh you're there...ngwa go and fry 3 fishes for me I'm making stew at 6pm. Ewwwww

Una faithful die...b4 nko? Make d other guys' begin call her?

Lo and Behold...hahahhaaa. Read that on one old post by bv Ivory.
I've heard Adimofu and Ozobialu(I am alone and another one also came).


Happy weekend y'all

ThatYorubaChic#wifenotcook said...

LMAO

Cindy Babs said...

Very funny memes. Can totally relate with helping your mum to echo your sibling's name.

Anonymous said...

I have to comment oh.. The last gist is something else...

pwetty sunshyne said...

Lolssss
Hilarious

Inabeto said...

Lmao the last joke

Girl in love said...

Looool,so so funny.

Priceless Jewel said...

Hahaahaaaahaaaa, can't stop laughing, this made my hangover day, #tongueincheek. Thanks Stella



... Jesus is my worth!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha. In my house we don't dare echo someone's name when mumsy is calling. She will just say oya u come

Anonymous said...

Very Funny!!

ChyAdaJesus said...

Hahahaahahahahha. The last one got.

These guys are not loyal at all 😁

Roseflower said...

Very funny laughs, I actually laughed out loud.Thanks Stella.

Shennel Hyacinth said...

Girls most likely to get pregnant in 2017 😱
Ada and Oluchi 😀😀😀

Anonymous said...

Mehn! This blog is lit! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄!

Anonymous said...

So funny especially d oversized shoe,naked girls n spirit husband,lord luggard.am currently feeling good..thnks sdk

charitybino said...

Lmao

Esthy said...

Lol my name is in the list ooo nd my sis name too

Starjoy said...

😁 😁 😁 hahahahaha the last one got me rolling on the ground

creamysugar said...

Kwakwakwakwakwa
The last joke crowned it all

miss joe said...

Hahaha.. .. the last one one Funny die

Ernie said...

lovely jokes.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

That last one got me

Melany M said...

The last one is epic Lmao

Victoria Omosuyi said...

Chai, lol @ the married men.
Very funny memes

Victoria Omosuyi said...

Imagine my two names there. Victoria and Funmi.

Victoria Omosuyi said...

Amen oh. So shall it be.

Victoria Omosuyi said...

Lol. I can imagine.

Chiamaka L said...

Hahahaha... Very funny

Ajoke. said...

I want it and by His grace I'll yet it in 2017.

Inimitable said...

Lo and behold. Hahahahahahaha I'm still tearing up from the joke

Ehi Human hairs and handmade wigs London said...

Hahaha I don't blame you.

Olaide Davies said...

Lol@ so many of the memes. Stella you're the best.

Mosi Jubelo said...


(1).Dear girls,
If u can put flowers on ur head with
instagram and snapchat but can't hawk ugu for ya
mother...close ur eyes lets pray for u.

Loooooooooool

Stella maris Baby said...

Funny.
Lolzzzzz

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Yea i had a nice laugh. Thanks 👍

Anonymous said...

Both are my names 😳😳 ko happen ra ra lai lai

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!!

Maris said...

The last joke is the mother of them all! Hahahahaa.😂 Couldn't stop laughing

Anonymous said...

Old jokes.....

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