Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Saturday Laughs

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Saturday, 19 November 2016

Saturday Laughs

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English Lesson!
Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are examples:
1. She is coming, isn't she?
2. They have eaten, haven't they?
Now, who can give me another example?
Abu: Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we?
Teacher: What kind of sentence is that, please who can help correct him?
Akpos: Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?
Teacher: You guys must be stupid! Must you joke with everything? Γ“yΓ‘, Emmanuella! I know you're brilliant. Give us an example.
Emmanuella: Na motor go kill our teacher, killn't him?
Teacher: Na motor go kill your papa, papan't u?
You all are now laughing. Laughin't u?


You Laughed,laughnt you?lol

107 comments:

Anonymous said...

Na me oooo

RICHBEE said...

Make una leave jobless.. for me abeg
Lol

St.FranKooL.... said...

#If you saw the size of the blessing coming, you would understand the magnitude of the battle you are fighting*

Villager said...

Yes I laffed, laffn't me.

ukwu dimond said...

Smilessssss

Olaide Davies said...

Stella, I laughed and laughed.Thank you o jare.

peace maker said...

Lol hilarious

Mrs. Romas said...

Tears running down my cheeks.
These memes are so damn funny lol!
House for rent:
Nigerians 200k
Returnees without accent 400k
Returnees with accents 800k
Come and see them all dishing their accents for Warri pidgin lol.

Iman Bella said...

Hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

They were all funny,the killed mufasa had me in stitches

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Hahahahaha jhw haff hear it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Pin her to d wall, then go to kirikiri to explain that shit is funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ the ashawo slang na anthem this days
Ibo boys selling wears, sister buy yah top buy yah top, girl Mr man free me no dey drag My hand, Ibo boy shut up there ashawo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

FLUX said...

Walahi i laughed soo hard, my neice was beginning to wonder if i was ok

Anonymous said...

I am literally laughing my a** off.

Anonymous said...

Funny laughs

Guy washing plate for 45 mins Ndo. Done it to someone he turned into a Drunk. Hope God has forgiven me shaa.

Gbagaun Aunty...itibolibo. They jump into your comment with their BASIC English. Yuck!

Last joke i remember Little Comedienne Emmanuella who is on an official trip in the US and making cool money. God be doing this kid well.

Happy weekend y'all
Xhlrted P

Anonymous said...

Can't stop laughing, I really enjoyed today's edition of Saturday laughs

queen hadassah said...

Lmao

white Berry said...

Hahahahhaha

Olaide Davies said...

BTW, what is happening in 51,Iweka Rd Onitsha and the other address?

Olaide Davies said...

Hmmm God help me now.

solar said...

LMAOπŸ˜€

Esther Okoro said...

Lol! yes they're funny, funn'int it?



God Bless Everyone.

kerry okoye said...

When he sweet but dick game trash πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ lol...

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Lol... ideato my bae!!!

Anonymous said...

Today makes it 1 year i gave my girl friend my school fees to celebrate her birthday. Let's observe one minute of silence for my stupidity.

Anonymous said...

No mind them, I love my JHW as she dey always tear bra, tear pant.
Her husband bank account go dey cry no be small but the account officer go like am.
Lol

Beloved said...

We shall celebrate this Christmas
Sha shan't we ? ? ?

Anonymous said...

Ideato see ya life, ha ha ha ha.
Lie tooooooo much.

okonta kosi said...

Yes I laughed o.

Ed said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚that Oby Ezekwesili own eee,upon her nephew is a lawyer yet he can't speak good English.

ideato/ilaje blood said...

i know i lie a lot, please help me stop.

OlaGold (add up 58BF8F56 for 18-24k raw gold dust and bar) said...

LMAO @Ideato ooo 😁

AnneOsas said...

Hilarious!!!!

Nne nwa said...

that joke u typed ehn hehehehe kikikiki rorororo

Shyla said...

Lol. I thought I was the only one that saw Ideato's comment. Mehn, people can talk anyhow sha. Abi e get some people wey e de try impress for here? Me no no oh.

Asa nwa said...

Lol

Kachi said...

Really laughed, thanks Stella

Fiona said...

Correct bro memes are always dry.

Fiona said...

Ideato meme got me rotfl.

kay elsie said...

IT student @ first bank cracked me up so bad dat mumsi had 2knw wats crackin me up,n wen I told her,she joined in d lafta.

Loveme Jeje said...

Hahahaha joblesshousewife running like headless chicken to IHN first to comment . Chai

I am waiting for others to upload before I comment.


Hahahaha let me not laugh much

Lilly simple said...

The last joke got me rolling

Na yam we go chop, chopn't we?

Dominic Okeke said...

Okay......I confess....the English lesson got be cracking.

Loveme Jeje said...

Hahahaha ideato. Please fear the thunder.

Lovely lady giving anonymous sleepless nights

SteffySoFynSoFlySoJUICY said...

hahahahahhahahahha i almost choke on this my sweet jollof rice. the teacher na real waffy brother. that of kirikiri got me rolling on the floor.
but on a more serious note ehn i dont understand why fine boys have wack Dick game. you will see a fine boy with fine body to die for but his dick game is wack like so so wack wtf!!!
the one wey dey pain me pass na those once wey get very big something that cant even do shit with it. nigga better get ya game tight or forget bout it, coz heaven knows i aint gonna settle with a man whose dick game is WACK!

am so glad is a Saturday all i have to do is stretch my hair, watch movies, lazy about today and hang my legs on the cupboard.







*grabs cucumber*




Anonymous said...

Yes I mess . Messnt I
Yes I fuck . Fucknt i .
Yes I love big prick . Pricknt I .

And the other gagools will soon come out of their cage and give examples too . Smh.

Anonymous said...

lolz, but Stella maka why now? u'll give dat fool d opportunity to continue yabbing Ideato again. Becos i dnt knw his/her problem with Ideato. As she normally says, "Is it you lie"? Why cant u leave her alone and mind your business. Ideato i heart u plenty dear

Cookie said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....... The memes are dope,dopen't it??😹😹

Jenny zee said...

Lol

Krix said...

The born again scenario is so me! Went to visit my business partner and am not comfortable eating in his house, I claimed am on the mountain, God punish devil na my favorite food e come be with assorted meat, fish and okporoko. Na side eyes I de give them until I comot there. Hahahahahaha, I won't eat in ur place if I don't trust u no matter wetin u serve.

Krix via iPhone 6s Gold!

Anonymous said...

lolz, but Stella maka why now? u'll give dat fool d opportunity to continue yabbing Ideato again. Becos i dnt knw his/her problem with Ideato. As she normally says, "Is it you lie"? Why cant u leave her alone and mind your business. Ideato i heart u plenty dear

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

LMAO Iweka road and ebinpejo lane.
Then those corporate Lagos beggars, who are always stranded. Please what were you thinking when you left your house knowing you had no money. "Sister excuse me" is always their first sentence, once you respond it's all over "ehn please assist me I don't have transport money..."

Uniq Gem said...

Hahahahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for this.

Ewu love said...

Ewu!Hahahahahahahaha! Ewu!Ewu!Ewu!

P- FLAV said...

Funny!

Married man said...

Madam Stella please allow me to think of my challenges!

Victoria Omosuyi said...

That Ideato thunder meme got me rotfl. Chai Ideato have chi chom chin in dis blog o.

200k for 1 bedroom flat in Abuja? How? Maybe in suleja, lugbe or maraba definitely not in Wuse, Garki not even in kubwa.

IJAY said...

Lols, you all are now yabbing me? Yabbi'nt it, funny

****lone wolf**** said...

Kwakwakwakwakwakwa.
I am so bored. Finally got my Blog ID. Holla if you are in Accra city.
πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

shes fab said...

Funny.

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Seems like this what does it look like I do for a living thing is now the new trend

I'veBeenTouchedByAnAngelWithLove said...

Lol..... Wearing suit to buy amala for main staff.

God's Favourite said...

Kikikikikiiiiikikikikki......now my neigbours will think I'm mad.....all thanks to Stella

Chidinma Gift said...

I did North West my time

Chidinma Gift said...

We dey naija

Pipi Lee said...

Lol...Ashawo is so cliche, try something else oooooo...hahaha

Pipi Lee said...

I laughed so hard...that guy looks like Scar sha, simba's wicked uncle.

MAY WALL said...

hahahahahahahahahahahhaha....that Ideato fear thunder o got me BIG time I almost fell off the chair...Stella u did north west my time @ all

Anonymous said...

Recieve your healing IJN!

PriscoBest said...

My enemies will recieve thunder,recieven't they?.

Vivilicious said...

Are you sure you are a Nigerian?

Esther Mgbolu said...

ideato's memes and the last meme got me rofl

Becky Divine said...

Is it true you're stupid? Stupidn't you? Lmfaoooo

Victor Emeka said...

Kwakwakwakwakwa

Tetrina said...

Lol, the flat for rent and different prices for me, LMAO.

Anonymous said...

I beat you JHW, OMG I have turned myself to JHH....

Starjoy said...

Hahahahaha @wearing suit to buy amala for main staff

Booboo kitty said...

Yeaaa always! I can imagine he wud be dat annoying friend in a gathering that always thinks his jokes are funny.

Uniq Gem said...

An expatriate spotted😁😁😁

calabar chick said...

I laughed!

iyke david said...

The class teacher was best.
Bese'nt he?

iyke david said...

Grab yah copy nahh!

Baba For The Broads said...

Hilarious! Funny enough, I prefer dark skin girls. Light skin girls look super childish to me.

Mini Me said...

LMAO. The things we do for love. Pele anonny

Anonymous said...

Your life must not revolve around immorality!

Nosey said...

Time North West(ed). Brill!

Anonymous said...

U mean ditching their accent my lovely, ditchent u?

Anonymous said...

Merruche ride on

reemah said...

Are u really really sure you are a Nigerian?

nice said...

The last joke was really hilarious

reemah said...

It's in fact the busybody corrector that is wrong.

Anonymous said...

Shave your pussy just in case got me.
Lol

crouchingTigress said...

Big Grin.

Blossom said...

Hahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Na small pikin. Children of nowadays no know all those shout shout adverts.
Na only Nigerian idol dem know.

charitybino said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

Best Saturday laffs. Jeez I laughed so hard at the salon that pple around thought I was crazy.

beeolah said...

Funny

Shennel Hyacinth said...

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Deep

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Hahahaha

Roseflower said...

The last gist really got me laughing hard.

Robyna Wenger said...

Errrrr this is akward.😐

Tuesday's Child said...

Thanks. God bless you for this

Anonymous said...

Do you always need to fight battles before you get blessed?

Anonymous said...

I'm in Accra ooh. But I have no blog Id yet. Lol....

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