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Saturday, November 19, 2016

Saturday Laughs

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English Lesson!
Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are examples:
1. She is coming, isn't she?
2. They have eaten, haven't they?
Now, who can give me another example?
Abu: Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we?
Teacher: What kind of sentence is that, please who can help correct him?
Akpos: Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?
Teacher: You guys must be stupid! Must you joke with everything? Γ“yΓ‘, Emmanuella! I know you're brilliant. Give us an example.
Emmanuella: Na motor go kill our teacher, killn't him?
Teacher: Na motor go kill your papa, papan't u?
You all are now laughing. Laughin't u?


You Laughed,laughnt you?lol

108 comments:

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    1. Ideato see ya life, ha ha ha ha.
      Lie tooooooo much.

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    2. Ideato meme got me rotfl.

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    3. The last joke got me rolling

      Na yam we go chop, chopn't we?

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    4. I beat you JHW, OMG I have turned myself to JHH....

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    5. Time North West(ed). Brill!

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    6. Shave your pussy just in case got me.
      Lol

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  2. Make una leave jobless.. for me abeg
    Lol

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    1. No mind them, I love my JHW as she dey always tear bra, tear pant.
      Her husband bank account go dey cry no be small but the account officer go like am.
      Lol

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    2. Seems like this what does it look like I do for a living thing is now the new trend

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  3. #If you saw the size of the blessing coming, you would understand the magnitude of the battle you are fighting*

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    1. Is it true you're stupid? Stupidn't you? Lmfaoooo

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  5. Stella, I laughed and laughed.Thank you o jare.

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  6. Tears running down my cheeks.
    These memes are so damn funny lol!
    House for rent:
    Nigerians 200k
    Returnees without accent 400k
    Returnees with accents 800k
    Come and see them all dishing their accents for Warri pidgin lol.

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    1. U mean ditching their accent my lovely, ditchent u?

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  7. They were all funny,the killed mufasa had me in stitches

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  8. Hahahahaha jhw haff hear it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Pin her to d wall, then go to kirikiri to explain that shit is funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ the ashawo slang na anthem this days
    Ibo boys selling wears, sister buy yah top buy yah top, girl Mr man free me no dey drag My hand, Ibo boy shut up there ashawo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  9. Walahi i laughed soo hard, my neice was beginning to wonder if i was ok

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  10. I am literally laughing my a** off.

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  11. Funny laughs

    Guy washing plate for 45 mins Ndo. Done it to someone he turned into a Drunk. Hope God has forgiven me shaa.

    Gbagaun Aunty...itibolibo. They jump into your comment with their BASIC English. Yuck!

    Last joke i remember Little Comedienne Emmanuella who is on an official trip in the US and making cool money. God be doing this kid well.

    Happy weekend y'all
    Xhlrted P

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  12. Can't stop laughing, I really enjoyed today's edition of Saturday laughs

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  13. BTW, what is happening in 51,Iweka Rd Onitsha and the other address?

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    1. Are you sure you are a Nigerian?

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    2. An expatriate spotted😁😁😁

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    3. Are u really really sure you are a Nigerian?

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    4. Na small pikin. Children of nowadays no know all those shout shout adverts.
      Na only Nigerian idol dem know.

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  14. Lol! yes they're funny, funn'int it?



    God Bless Everyone.

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  15. When he sweet but dick game trash πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ lol...

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  16. Today makes it 1 year i gave my girl friend my school fees to celebrate her birthday. Let's observe one minute of silence for my stupidity.

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    1. LMAO. The things we do for love. Pele anonny

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  17. We shall celebrate this Christmas
    Sha shan't we ? ? ?

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  18. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚that Oby Ezekwesili own eee,upon her nephew is a lawyer yet he can't speak good English.

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    1. It's in fact the busybody corrector that is wrong.

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    2. Errrrr this is akward.😐

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  19. ideato/ilaje blood19 November 2016 at 10:13

    i know i lie a lot, please help me stop.

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    1. Recieve your healing IJN!

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  20. OlaGold (add up 58BF8F56 for 18-24k raw gold dust and bar)19 November 2016 at 10:14

    LMAO @Ideato ooo 😁

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  21. that joke u typed ehn hehehehe kikikiki rorororo

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  22. Lol. I thought I was the only one that saw Ideato's comment. Mehn, people can talk anyhow sha. Abi e get some people wey e de try impress for here? Me no no oh.

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  23. Really laughed, thanks Stella

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  24. Correct bro memes are always dry.

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    1. Yeaaa always! I can imagine he wud be dat annoying friend in a gathering that always thinks his jokes are funny.

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  25. IT student @ first bank cracked me up so bad dat mumsi had 2knw wats crackin me up,n wen I told her,she joined in d lafta.

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  26. Hahahaha joblesshousewife running like headless chicken to IHN first to comment . Chai

    I am waiting for others to upload before I comment.


    Hahahaha let me not laugh much

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  27. Okay......I confess....the English lesson got be cracking.

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  28. Hahahaha ideato. Please fear the thunder.

    Lovely lady giving anonymous sleepless nights

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  29. hahahahahhahahahha i almost choke on this my sweet jollof rice. the teacher na real waffy brother. that of kirikiri got me rolling on the floor.
    but on a more serious note ehn i dont understand why fine boys have wack Dick game. you will see a fine boy with fine body to die for but his dick game is wack like so so wack wtf!!!
    the one wey dey pain me pass na those once wey get very big something that cant even do shit with it. nigga better get ya game tight or forget bout it, coz heaven knows i aint gonna settle with a man whose dick game is WACK!

    am so glad is a Saturday all i have to do is stretch my hair, watch movies, lazy about today and hang my legs on the cupboard.







    *grabs cucumber*




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  30. Yes I mess . Messnt I
    Yes I fuck . Fucknt i .
    Yes I love big prick . Pricknt I .

    And the other gagools will soon come out of their cage and give examples too . Smh.

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    1. Your life must not revolve around immorality!

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  31. lolz, but Stella maka why now? u'll give dat fool d opportunity to continue yabbing Ideato again. Becos i dnt knw his/her problem with Ideato. As she normally says, "Is it you lie"? Why cant u leave her alone and mind your business. Ideato i heart u plenty dear

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  32. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....... The memes are dope,dopen't it??😹😹

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  33. The born again scenario is so me! Went to visit my business partner and am not comfortable eating in his house, I claimed am on the mountain, God punish devil na my favorite food e come be with assorted meat, fish and okporoko. Na side eyes I de give them until I comot there. Hahahahahaha, I won't eat in ur place if I don't trust u no matter wetin u serve.

    Krix via iPhone 6s Gold!

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  34. lolz, but Stella maka why now? u'll give dat fool d opportunity to continue yabbing Ideato again. Becos i dnt knw his/her problem with Ideato. As she normally says, "Is it you lie"? Why cant u leave her alone and mind your business. Ideato i heart u plenty dear

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  35. LMAO Iweka road and ebinpejo lane.
    Then those corporate Lagos beggars, who are always stranded. Please what were you thinking when you left your house knowing you had no money. "Sister excuse me" is always their first sentence, once you respond it's all over "ehn please assist me I don't have transport money..."

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  36. Ewu!Hahahahahahahaha! Ewu!Ewu!Ewu!

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  37. Madam Stella please allow me to think of my challenges!

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  38. That Ideato thunder meme got me rotfl. Chai Ideato have chi chom chin in dis blog o.

    200k for 1 bedroom flat in Abuja? How? Maybe in suleja, lugbe or maraba definitely not in Wuse, Garki not even in kubwa.

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  39. Lols, you all are now yabbing me? Yabbi'nt it, funny

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  40. Kwakwakwakwakwakwa.
    I am so bored. Finally got my Blog ID. Holla if you are in Accra city.
    πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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    1. I'm in Accra ooh. But I have no blog Id yet. Lol....

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  41. Lol..... Wearing suit to buy amala for main staff.

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  42. Kikikikikiiiiikikikikki......now my neigbours will think I'm mad.....all thanks to Stella

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  43. Lol...Ashawo is so cliche, try something else oooooo...hahaha

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  44. I laughed so hard...that guy looks like Scar sha, simba's wicked uncle.

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  45. hahahahahahahahahahahhaha....that Ideato fear thunder o got me BIG time I almost fell off the chair...Stella u did north west my time @ all

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  46. My enemies will recieve thunder,recieven't they?.

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  47. ideato's memes and the last meme got me rofl

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  48. Lol, the flat for rent and different prices for me, LMAO.

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  49. Hahahahaha @wearing suit to buy amala for main staff

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  50. The class teacher was best.
    Bese'nt he?

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  51. Hilarious! Funny enough, I prefer dark skin girls. Light skin girls look super childish to me.

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  52. The last joke was really hilarious

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  53. Best Saturday laffs. Jeez I laughed so hard at the salon that pple around thought I was crazy.

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  54. The last gist really got me laughing hard.

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