Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Hilarious Convo Between Toke And Her Followers

Advertisement

Advertisement - Mobile In-Article

Thursday, 1 December 2016

Hilarious Convo Between Toke And Her Followers

This cracked me up so bad...Nigerians eh!







hahahahahahahha crazy people ooooh..too funny!




148 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Lol




      My @Uncles wife has ordered for the book....I go read am.





      @Galore

      Delete
    2. 😂😂😂😂 I love me Nigerians...

      Delete
    3. i downloaded it as i saw it free on a website. went to check now and its no longer there ...but i have it in pdf saved on my phone

      Delete
    4. abeg na .com Sorry for the error

      Delete
    5. Anon 14:30 please forward the PDF via email to me. Thank you

      Delete
    6. No time to check time Abeg..... Lmao

      Delete
    7. Nigerian government should be going after people that do that. It spoils the incentive to work hard

      Delete
    8. @anon 15:15, did Toke work hard?

      Delete
    9. Anon 14:30
      Biko send it to me via mail
      Lets spread the good news of on becoming
      Hahahah

      Delete
    10. Anon 14:30 kindly forward the pdf version via email. Thanks hun.

      Delete
    11. I have jut read Toke's book and yes, it is a story worth telling.

      And yes too, this tale will not keep herein finding love.

      So all the nay sayers can shut it

      Delete
    12. So Maje has 2 sons, when she confronted her about Anita, the house was literally on fire before Maje left he ate very well before leaving, no remorse at all

      Delete
    13. Pls can u also forward it to my email too pls Anon 14:30

      Delete
    14. Hmmm Toke Toke.. this only confirms the 'aspersion' against u that you were in for the Benjamins. So you're monitoring who gets it for free or not.. what do I know. Tooorr..

      Delete
  2. Replies
    1. Who wants let me know.. My frnd sent me today..

      Delete
    2. @tecki, I want ooo.

      Delete
    3. I want o! Plz let me know if n when u see this

      Delete
    4. @tecki, pls I want. Kindly send it to my mail.

      Delete
    5. Pls nicolanara@yahoo.co.uk

      Delete
    6. Tecki, please send to me. My mail is in my id
      Thanks.

      Delete
    7. Tecki i want too. Email me please

      Delete
  3. Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahah.
    Lol @even cinema dub movies are not that clear but we dey watch am.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Lol, Toke, u don enter. Abeg u guys shld allow her make profit o. Abi person wey do business no go gain ni?

      Delete
    2. Hahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha @redbotafly nigerians are bad aswear

      Delete
  4. Lol @ the person that started the good work.....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Toke, Abeg when is the movie coming out? Or u want to leave it for nollywood to make it for u? Hehe. I laugh in swahili

      Delete
  5. Lolzzz....but Stella are we still on Toke's matter ni? She wants to make money and alaba people got a hold of it. Toke just keep quiet and keep enjoying your fake title "best selling author " which book you write sef? You even made your ex and his babe more popular in a nice way sef. didirin

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Aunty ODE

      You still dey vex


      Didirin





      @Galore

      Delete
    2. Pussy galore, please crawl back into that stinky hole where you came out from.
      Nobody missed you. Ode

      Delete
    3. Lollah, write about ur life lets read, that's even if ur life is worth reading, ode

      Delete
    4. Ehyaa c hate at its peak!

      ...n u go want people to celebrate you too in future o....

      Delete
  6. mtscewwwww. As if she hasn't downloaded free audio files of the hard work 0f some artistes before.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Lmfaoooo shit is so funny mehn.. omg! Who get money to buy the book ni? Hehehe

    ReplyDelete
  8. Replies
    1. Lmao... funny AF.Abeg,who has the soft copy should please send to me o.

      Delete
  9. Hahahahahaha, Nigerians won't kill me o. LMAO

    ReplyDelete
  10. Hahaha this def cracked me up
    Nigerians

    ReplyDelete
  11. Hahaha this def cracked me up
    Nigerians

    ReplyDelete
  12. Funny enough a good friend of mine sent it to my mail last night and from what i've read so far, the book is very interesting. Reading about the tragic death of her parents really made me wanna cry. The book was supposed to be a narrative, why the present tense?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Enjoy the book n don't mind her haters... Toke is balling

      Delete
    2. But that's my own ish. The loss of her parents and dd way she's blaming her behaviour on it! If God in heaven knows that her guardians tried their best in raising her then imagine how they'll feel if they read this book and see where she said she has 'daddy issues', it will now be as if they didnt do a good job...they're the only ones I really pity.

      Delete
    3. Nnechi spicy, I understand where you're coming from but no one can understand the loss a little girl feels when her dad dies especially if they were really close. I lost my dad when I was 7 and I was his baby girl and only female child. I've dealt with the loss in my own way and I haven't gone about making bad choices but it still hurts, I do not necessarily have daddy issues tho. Some people can never truly deal with the loss of a loved one trust me. I don't think she has in any way belittled the efforts of her adopted parents but your biological parents will somehow have a hold on you whether they were good or bad. My mum has been fantastic in filling the void of a father but I still wish my dad were alive. Not because my mother hasn't provided all I need and I don't appreciate her(I really do) but because the void will always be there. Everyone just has various ways of dealing with loss. Some people never get over it. I'm sure she appreciates her adopted parents and knows they've done a good job cos she gushes about them on SM but there's no how she won't miss her biological folks.

      Delete
    4. My dear I tire oo.. so many present tenses.. I was forced to ask my colleague if it's happening right now

      Delete
  13. Hhahahahahahaha. Nigerians no get chill. Always humorous even in terrible or trying times

    ReplyDelete
  14. Hilarious!! Nigerians can do and undo 😂

    ReplyDelete
  15. But the hardcopy sold out,she should have made more copies to sell before the sale.whatever she wrote inside,she tried,at least it's hot cake,haters should go and write their own pamphlet make we see-Affordable accessories

    ReplyDelete
  16. Lol! funny people.


    God Bless Everyone.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Lol.... Shout out to Jummy for the free copy I got. God bless u bae.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Jummy where are you oh
      Gimme free copy too

      Delete
    2. Dewdrop please mail me a copy, ask4fel@yahoo.com

      Delete
  18. Hahahahaha,my naija people are always funny.
    Enjoy jare,even me I go download too if I see.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Toke's 'on becoming' is one book I have no desire to read. I lost interest the moment I read the excerpts.
    Not a compelling read I must say.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. That's because you have not been most of it. The book sweet die. You want want to drop it

      Delete
    2. Oh, quite on the contrary, it is a compelling read. I couldn't put it down and this I me that had no desire to read if at first. The excerpts don't do it any justice, I tell ya

      Delete
    3. Where do I get the book ooooo?

      Delete
  20. Lol, she should have just ignored and pretend as if she is not aware

    ReplyDelete
  21. Kwakwakwakwakwa good for her, I no go read am sef

    ReplyDelete
  22. hahahaha i am just reading the book. I am in chapter 3. I feel sorry for her with her years of passing through pains.


    abeg everybody dey pass through pain jare.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Lol

      You r crazy though. .... One minute u feel for her, next minute you commonise the feeling.

      Funny

      Delete
  23. I also downloaded on line anyway.

    ReplyDelete
  24. So, I downloaded a copy of Toke's book and read it yesterday.
    I noticed one hot fabu as I read.
    Here goes:
    On page 48, Toke writes;
    "It was Christmas of 2007, five years after we met, and I was fed up...."
    (FYI, they started dating almost immediately they met)

    Flipping back to page 43, She wrote;

    "Our relationship was less than six months old"(so, meaning this is somewhere in 2002).
    "At home, my family was beginning to notice how serious things were getting with Maje. My cousin had told me to stop seeing Maje but I refused....
    The next week, there were photos on FACEBOOK of Maje with Hauwa in Abuja..."

    Now, here's the thing, Facebook was not in existence in 2002.
    No wonder the story was so sweet, it was padded with fabu 😂😂😂


    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I noticed that lie and I felt it was typo, because they met in 2005

      Delete
    2. Stop jumping up and down. If u read the entire book u will realise that she was jumping between years. Eg she wrote about discovering pregnancy then jumped to parent's death. Next she told about visiting abuja to see how he lives then jumped to how she met him in her first year. The stories werent told sequentially so if u read about hauwa immediately u finished reading about meeting him, u might have read one of the loops. She didnt specifically say in 2002 i was advised to stop seeing him cos their pictures are on facebook. Chill out on the hate

      Delete
    3. Anon please forward to my email

      Delete
    4. Busted!!!

      If they met in 2005, where are you people getting the 12 years abi 10 years they said they've been together.
      Staff bus member Aka Ideato dear this question is for you. Thanks

      Delete
    5. B4 nko wat were u expecting, truth abi. Siddon der how ll she make her money if she writes just the truth truth ooooo. Lol

      Delete
    6. even in 2005 self...how many Nigerian were in facebook because then it was only open to people with college id .... Most Nigerians started facebook like 2007 / 2008

      Toke lies way too much

      Delete
  25. Lol.....No dulling moment with nigerians...

    ReplyDelete
  26. Please who has the book and can send to me via email.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Face your book, don't worry about Toke, she will be fine.

      Delete
  27. Toke if only u knew, my own I downloaded is very much complete.. I didn't even download it for up to 1mb.. About 500kb, guys I'm I wicked? Considering the fact that the book is sold very costly..
    Well anywhere, for those like me that can only spare 1mb in downloading this book, you better download it now online, before they close it.
    Sorry toks..

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Please nobody has even answered the.killion dollar question. How much is d damn book

      Delete
  28. Lol,
    On a serious note, she is really trying to grab every penny. Again because she is madam compromise, I bet Maje, Anita and the baby do have their cut behind the scenes or under the table from this book.

    ReplyDelete
  29. Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo choi*phew*

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I Don finish the book jare... the part that cracked me up was wen she told maje that she was going to take the tv downstairs with her as she was leaving and he reminded her that it was the bigger tv....like wtf... d guy get mind sha and she too...with everything she saw in the guy from the beginning and she stayed...maka y?

      Delete
  30. Hahahahahaha... don't worry oooo we go get the remaining

    ReplyDelete
  31. Lol.Toke and her love for attention sha.

    ReplyDelete
  32. Av not done reading chike n d river I started reading many years ago, it's dis one I wee come n start reading.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hahahaha u dull sha. Chike n d river was not even up to 150pages na. Lol. Love dat book then. Another i loved was treasure island.

      Delete
    2. Gosh! U hated treasure island! Holy child obalende will not keel us with DAT book ! Urrh

      Delete
    3. Gosh! I hated treasure island! Holy child obalende will not keel us with DAT book ! Urrh

      Delete
  33. UNA NO GET JOY HAIHAIHAIHAI LAUGHING IN IGBO

    ReplyDelete
  34. Hahaha. Some people are just 'wickedt' like that. 😀😀😀😀

    ReplyDelete
  35. I just watched her live interview on pulse. I love her drive and energy.

    ReplyDelete
  36. Stella so what's funny? I really loved you but now I have seen why people see you as an envious person. You're wicked, madam abortion! Like you havent done worse than Toke.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Everybody must not love Toke so pack well jor. D comment funny so why she nor go laugh.

      Delete
    2. Oh sharap.it soooo funny,hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha.so stella shouldn't laugh again?isi ite,please shift jareh

      Delete
  37. Its complete and free on kindle.

    ReplyDelete
  38. hehehheheehhe, i didnt even know that the book was already up for free download until i saw her post, had to quickly tap into the good news to download mine before they block it.lols. she kinda even shot herself in the leg by advertising the free download...we wen kuku like free tins, lols

    ReplyDelete
  39. I laffed so hard ehn....chai... Nigerians.... God bless us real big....BTW, I've always bn wanting to start commenting frequently like dem ideato,queen and boss,whiteberry etc buh I dunno aw u guyz do it...like are u guyz always less busy or what?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Girl, I just tried today, and hey, it ain't easy, you really have to be jobless to do that.
      I did today cos I was off from work, even at that, it wasn't fun at all,tired much.

      I really don't know how they do it nnem.

      Delete
    2. Lol. Madam, It's called time management. Speaking for myself, i comment anywhere and everywhere. Even in serious meetings I go dey enter comments. I have a job and run two personal businesses, imagine how busy I am. I'm so busy I don't get 8 hours of sleep everyday, but Stella's blog is always open on my browser. Even the all-nighters I stay up doing my work i peep in and drop comments and go back to work.

      So if you can't manage your time well, you're a typical Nigerian and it doesn't mean those of us who can are jobless. Some of us just coordinate better and it's a gift many people don't have. Pele.

      Delete
  40. Hahaha Nigerians have no chill at all

    ReplyDelete
  41. Chai..dem don spoil market for this babe....

    ReplyDelete
  42. Hahaha Nigerians have no chill at all

    ReplyDelete
  43. Lmao... I just downloaded mine... Pls o, hepp us post the remaining kind sir

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Pls where did u download it from @african barbie?

      Delete
  44. I dislike what this toke lady is doing. And I really like her ooo mehn she jex dey fall person hand upandan. Rubbist

    ReplyDelete
  45. Lol. And these ppl I'm sure will go about "reviewing" what they didn't finish reading, swinging whichever way they decide.

    ReplyDelete
  46. Omg hahahahahahahahahhahahahahshaha

    ReplyDelete
  47. One trillion will not kill me ooo. End time STI. Kiikiii.

    ReplyDelete
  48. Really hilarious@ the person that started the good work will complete it.

    ReplyDelete
  49. Lol
    Abeg ooo
    Naija too much sha

    ReplyDelete
  50. Page 59 on Toke's book *and he didnt come inside*

    come inside where? inside novel ke! please use the word ejaculate when next you write the part two.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Lol! I know right? And the grammatical errors at the start were out of this world... thought she was meant to write in past tense?

      Delete
    2. E de ro ra!! I'm currently reading the book too!! It's a first book Biko.

      Delete
  51. Hmm. I just read the book today and I can relate. The book is a way of letting go because she loves/loved him so much. My ex boyfriend nko, same thing. We would fight 3 days make up one day. The guy knew I loved him and was misbehaving lol. He was even toasting another chick in front of me and took her home for a wedding where me I never even near there. It was our close friend that came to tell me that he loves the chic and not me, and that was when I walked away o, grudgingly. I for still chuk head there.They eventually dated and the chic dumped him for another and guess who the 🐵 called first, me? Was already too late though. But that kind of love will take a long time to die Sha.I hope she finds true love. As for the cheater and the cheatee, they deserve each other.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Wow!!! It is well. Some boys andtheir depleted brains sha!

      Marjorie

      Delete
  52. I read Toke's book today and I must say, it was a compelling read. I actually cried while reading it. It was so emotional. Some people who are judging her saying why did she stay all these years? Many of you do not understand that sometimes it can be very difficult to leave a relationship. I liked the book and I think she did a great job. Thumbs upToke!

    ReplyDelete
  53. @Lagosismyhome - Yes i remember facebook was not opened to everyone until late Sept 2006 (which is only 10 years ago) ... So Toke probably is talking of 2007 as the 6 months she saw and started dating Maje . ... So Toke 12 years does not add up at all .

    She tells so any lies that even she doesn't know the truth from the lies anymore

    ReplyDelete
  54. It seems funny I know but only until you're a victim. Plagiarism is a major crime. Somebody wrote if Toke did any work. No o. D book magically appeared.

    ReplyDelete
  55. AHAHAHAHA...9jas! I throwaway salute!
    AHAHAHAHA...but you guys are mean shaaa.

    ReplyDelete
  56. Piracy! Copyright! Stealing of intellectual property! Very sweet to download free books and music. But when people complain, I still pity them. Yet, I continue with it. I pity her. She should enjoy the work of her fingers and brain.

    ReplyDelete
  57. Haters will continue to hate .some of you critics should go and write your book and let's see how it goes biko

    ReplyDelete
  58. C'est La Vie1 December 2016 at 22:48

    I've tried very hard to ignore 'that phrase' and mind my own business but it is hard so I'm just going to ask and be free of this inquisition.

    Stella, why were you hysterical on the phone when telling Toke that you were about to break her story?
    Na over excitement of the big scoop abi na wetin?

    ReplyDelete
  59. Hahahhaahhahahahhahahahaahha...nigerians fear God

    ReplyDelete
  60. i toke shld just let dis guy go naw haba,e don do.am sure d guy will.also have his own side of d story.

    ReplyDelete
  61. I feel so sad for her,she watched her parents die at a tender age,it was so emotional reading that chapter especially when she mentioned "the smell"that's a lot to handle,shes indeed a strong woman,and I like that fact that she even admitted her flaws because it is so obvious maje loved Anita more,I pray she gets over him...

    ReplyDelete
  62. Shebi Dbanj has paid for everybody 😂😂😂

    ReplyDelete
  63. Ehn so thanks to A on this blog, I read the book. LONG live sdk. Linda ikeji should go and die. The book is properly written no doubt. She studied English so there. But let's call a spad a spade the book is all about maje. It should have been called becoming toke. It assumes all here life's ambition was just to live him. Maybe it should have been called freedom lol. Also what happened in her marriage was inevitable. Look all that happened befor d marriage. In fact he had even had a baby before under her nose. WHY did she think after marriage will be different? AND since we are talking facts she met him before anita. Anita tory might be different sha.

    ReplyDelete
  64. Why on earth will i read this book? What does it add to my personal or professional life? This book is for telemundo and zeeworld watchers not for serious ppl. ...do you, boo, it takes all kinds to make a world

    ReplyDelete
  65. This blog is making me feel like an alainishe person lol....there's always a reason to laugh.

    ReplyDelete

Disclaimer: Comments And Opinions On Any Part Of This Website Are Opinions Of The Writers Or Anonymous Persons And They Do Not Represent The Opinions Of StellaDimokoKorkus.com

Pictures and culled stories posted on this site will be given due credit and is not the fault of StellaDimokoKorkus.com if website culled from misrepresents source of story.

If you have a complaint or a story,Please Contact StellaDimokoKorkus.com Via

Sdimokokorkus@gmail.com
Mobile Phone +4915210329280