hahahahaha when the person that convinces everyone in the office to join mmm comes to work hahahaha na kill i go kill that person. He no go drink water for the office.Just remembered when stock market crashed... chai... I thank God i did not borrow money to buy stocks
will not say anything until January 14th
Lmao...hahahahahahahaha I had a good laugh but it's still not funny rara
😂😂😂😂😂😂Atheist, Fan Emmanuel and those who have their money stuck, your money would be back with a lot of interest
The hollandia milk that started tasting like alomo killed me 😂😂😂😂
MMM crash. Oh no they are coming back in January for the final showdown. Every body will scamper to collect their money. Then it will finally crash. God save us.
That part after January and mmm doesn't reopen got me RoFl
I feel for my sisters and my brother in-law. mine is just 30+ Have been thinking about it since morning
MMM voltrons will not find this funny. MMM will come back. I feel the money in the system was not sufficient to withstand this festive rush and many people wanted to cash out and quit for good.But that cannot be the case now.MMM is real they said...invest with your spare cash they said...Hope people don't commit suicide.
I knew it,mmm was real gambling.
If MMM crashes,no one will be able to log in or even view the site. Nigerians take a chill pill biko. What this freeze means is that,no one will be able to GH just after two weeks....it has to be one month. So if you're due for payment (30 days),you'll still get paid. Where in the site did you see no payment till January 14th.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Nigerians are just horrible!!LMAO@ the person that convinced everyone in the office to join.
So funny but I no wan laugh sha, kos my beloved ones are affected. I pray it opens soonest.
See my laughing at bestie. I know I'm not supposed to but heck, it's hilarious. He invested 1m as in one million Naira, just last week when he heard there's going to be an extra 20% aside the normal 30% whatever.I wanted to join as well, in short I had registered and PH last week Wednesday and immediately they matched me with someone that needed help but I didn't check my dashboard until I got a text message on Friday morning that if I don't credit the guy's account, live blockage dey await me. I opened my browser to check what's up, only for me to see that message of live blockage. Tor, I just face front...Na so my money go enter voicemail bah?
MMM.. anywhere you go. God you know some people's Christmas is about to be fucked with.. Lol
If I hear say mmm crash, am even going to to PH by 30 to 31st dec
Shey I was talking yesterday, one anonymous said he/she has bad luck not me. Whoever you are, you're lucky Stella didn't post my reply you'd have killed yourself. God will replenish our pockets in Jesus name.
Dear Stella, Abeg dedicate Saturday Laughs for MMM, I'm sure plenty of these will be available before then.
Hahahaha..... Stella stopet, just stopet😴😴😴
End time meme
I just can't stop laughing. Chai! Na wa o, very funnyyyyyyy.
I urge you MMM participants to go read the news very well. If MMM crashes,you won't be able to log in to the site. What it means is,you won't be able to GH until after 30 days of PH.
LolllThis is hilariousIf ur money is stuck take heart
Um stl laughing out loud here, my pastor called me skyscraper BP saying I'll have to pay her money back...hahhahaha see m laughing bck at her, I told her I never took her money oo and me sefand I dey find place to get money. Imagine!!!!
Though I'm not happy about the development cos my money is stuck there, this just made me laugh.MMM better keep to their promise, this thing shouldn't exceed January.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂These memes be cracking me up SillyIphie,nwa baby m get in here! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
People will faint
Lolz Mmm isn't crashing Nada...What that message in d morning is saying is dat,pple will no longer be able to withdraw dia mavro until it completes 30days unlike before wia u can withdraw as soon as ur mavro turns green.Check ur Po tomorrow and u will see dat mavro that have completed 30days will be released for withdrawal. Lolz i think so but don't quote me pls..
😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁 laff won kill me!! I think I peed on myself😁😁😁😁
Hmmm, that was how I for enter one chance. Two good times, a friend registered me, I was paired abi linked abi merged with someone but no money to pay the person. They had to block me. Well I pray it reopens by January.
Hahahahahah. Very funny memes! I had a good Laugh. I pray people get their money back oooo
My sister cashed out yesterday morning. God saved her big time. I wonder why I never joined, no one could just convince me to.
OMG. Hilarious it is. ...TAG A FRIEND, COMMENT & PRAY 4 SDKBLOG...
It'd reopen January no doubt, but the big question is, who are the brave ones to waltz to the bank & put in their money? Those 50% growth & all that Martins talked about..... Does it really matter how high as a kite it grows, even websites gets counts while visited, who are the brave ones to fund those millions of unfozen accounts.... Let's keep those shaky fingers crossed, they got it up and running till this morning, no one knows how they started funding accounts, so its most likely a walk in th park, i'm HOPEFUL.
Lols, funny meme's, Naija shaperly they have created this
This is not funny oh cos my money is hanging. Bvs in case you don't see my comments from next week,know that mmm has finished me. Please what do I do to get flat tummy, any exercise group to join? Am 34 28 36 but want it to be34 26 36, abeg help a lepacious sister
Nothing dey happen Mmm will soon be back
Oh!Naija! We no dey carry last at all.😂😂😂
Latest updates- Guider Chuddy[13/12, 08:38] +234 808 500 3618: This Christmas period everyone would want to GH and that won't be good for the system, so this freezing will control the rate of GH and make it orderly.Note: people GH mostly only on Tuesday and Thursday, but now people will be GHing daily as soon as their mavro is released; and you know everybody's mavro won't be released on the same day, therefore there's bound to be controlled GH.SO TELL YOUR DOWNLINES:for those whose mavro is up to one month but you can't GH, don't worry; within 24 hours the eligible ones will be released so they can GH. The system has to freeze all at the same time (both the eligible and ineligible ones) so that it'll then take time to release the ones up to 30 days.NOTE: all these are measures to ensure that MMM stays alive till and beyond 2017. Our rush to GH has now been slowed down, for the sustainability of our community. MMM pays! Together we build the world!!
i just de sweat since today, whether Ac de own sef, i no know. MMM respect yaself o, to say i just started. dragged my sis too. we never even cash out once. una better stop this rough play.
Very funny, I hope MMM will be true to their words.
Hahaha this situation is NOT funny but the memes are so damned funny! Lmfaoooo"Please we would like to shift our Christmas to January" kwakwakwa God save us oo
Lmao. MMM = Greed. And Greediness is surely an evil desire which leads man to humiliation and sin. It creates imaginary happiness and later becomes a factor which brings misery into the lives of those involved in it.
God help me .Please dis is not funny ooI have over 1m ooAll saving Jesus please help me
People will die oh.. emjay are you okay?
I pity those people wey do this MMM sha. Especially these hard times. Its not easy. Though its more like a product of ojukokoro for some people.
Hahahaahahaha. Too funny but eeeeyaaa
Lol funny memes....and besides they said spare money,na person send una to put all una live savings for there....it will reopen in January so am chilling still then
This is not funny to those involve....o January please come quick
This is funny..but not really funny when you think of it..People are scared and justifiably so..but then again, you all knew the risk involved,yes? My heart goes out to everyone with MMM hope y'all get your money back in January.
People no dey hear, (Laughing in MMM) lwkmd
In spite of all this brouhahas,I just provided help of 500k.the real mavrodians won't sweat about this freeze..
Omoh I no fit laugh LMFAO
My 800k (MMM profits) will continue to grow from now till January,then I'll get matched and then I pay people (meanwhile my mavros are growing),by the time I'll get help,my mavros would be smiling.
Dissis north a laffin mata, pipul ah Fentin hear o, it's like the wole village has bin trone into morning.Pliss simpatise wit any MMM paticipant arown u cus i tink to sum of dem, dissis more painfool Dan loosin a loffed one.Jos incase dey dun retorn by jenwaary as dey sed, it wheel alraidy bin a long peeriod of morning, so I wheel advise u to move on wit ur live. May God giff u all the fourtitude to beer diss wish ever how it torns out to be.Sighned,Villager.Fore the farmily.
Mmm see wat u hv done in Jennifer voice
Hahaha. Nigerians have got zero chill.
😆😅😆😅😆😅😆😅😆.See as I dey laff come mess join am..hahahahahaha
Mmm for life
Has it crashed or they were told to wait till January?!!
I feel like the biggest fool on earth. So the money that my retired mum gave me from selling her gold in order to start a business, I put it into this useless MMM.#Neveragain
Funny but not funny to those with huge sums involved.
Hahahahaha. So funny!
hhhmmmmm........... i just can't talk for now, my whole body is shaking at the moment.
Seriously funny. My stomach hurts as i can't help laughing. Sorry to the victims of. LMAO
Kai thank God I didn't join dis gANg 😂😂😂😂
Not funny o
HahahahahahaIn MMM we stand!!!No shaking!!!I provided help today....No shaking.@Galore
am suppose to get help on the 20th o! Still speechless
😂😁😀😆😂😁😀And to think I was beginning to reconsider.My mind no just strong to do that shit.
😂😂😂 So funny. See me Lmao here when my hard earn money is frozen till Jan 😭😭
Lol @ small freeze and your body is shaking.
Funny memes... mmm beht y nah
Nigerians are damn hilarious 😂😂😂😂
If MMM crashes, hmmmmmm the effect will be worse than Umana wonder bank. Chineke meliu umu ya ebele
LMAO 😁Thank God I didn't invest!
All this people causing panic with this memes.Not funny abeg.My heart dey race here where i dey.E be like i go go offline because the more i see mmm this and that my heart just dey gbim gbim
The hand writing is clearly written on the wall. I pity the ones that there head has been stuck. Double wahala for dead body
I warned people about MMM but they didn't listen. Well..
Naija too overdo
Buahhahahhahaha I love my country, we know how to calm ourselves in difficult situation
Lmaoooo! Uncle said he is at the mmm crash site looking for the black box.
I sabi person weh marry and when I inquired his source of wealth, I was told MMM! I'm wondering what's up with the dude's blood pressure right now.
Haaaaaaaaaa Nigerians, I so love that Balotelli's meme, can't stop laughing*Larry was here*
This mmm better don't crash now o. I want to join in January.
Naija sha!!!!! Always finding humour in everything, mmm did not crash ohhhhh. Pause mood it resumes January
Stella you for use this one do Saturday laughs na😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😈😈
Diz really affected me ooooooo mogbeoooooo
This is not even funny!! 'I have come and died' All my plans for christmas crushed! Wetin I wan do?
Its not a laughing matter o, fan Emma where are u,hope u've not committed suicide, white berry I need your baba no.Becky naka
Please bvs what's the meaning of Moku Mogbe Modaran?
Hehehehehehe thank God say all these networking no dey move me! Just like that meme said it will bounce back restore confidence and crash big time
Hmmmm. Ohun to GBA Omije lo ju awon elomiran niwon fin se awada.
My fingers are doing me to call my sister and say I told you so but mba. I'm just here waiting for bae to fly in on sunday and come and suck bress. Wet just thinking about him. Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki
Lol... Nigerians my Nigerians.. I love us too much.. they will cry they dnt have money but they can like to invest their 'small' money into awof.. they jst like the easy way of getting wealth. Lol#MMMNigeria better recover from ur breakdown mbok. Make pple no die before 2017.
This isn't funny. My hard earned cash that am trying to MMM argument it for a project next yr is involved. Lemme siddon dey look first. Not funny 😒
Choi!!!me that wanted to start in february fa.diaris God!!!!GOD BLESS MY SANTAS!GOD BLESS MY ANGEL!!GOD BLESS SDK!!!
BuahahhahahaahahaFunny sha!But our money shall not crash.
Una no go kill person with the frightening news.
IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE MMM MESSAGE following a message on the MMM website this morning, 13/12/2016, many have misinterpreted it to mean MMM has been suspended for a month, but the part which made people think that is quoted as follows: "Hence, on the basis of the above mentioned, from now on all confirmed Mavro will be frozen for a month."- MMM Admin. Please this statement does not in any way mean that MMM activities have been suspended for a month, it only means that the usual two weeks RELEASE DATE will no longer hold, ur mavro must complete a month. all get help are still going to be paid, if u provide help 2day, ur release date will be one month from now. keep providing n getting help. Please rebroadcast this message till it becomes clear to everybody. It's rather unfortunate that even some MMM guiders got this message wrong. Thanks.
I can't stop laughing at the memes.Let me visit Twitter .😂😂😂😂
where is Mrs I? madam MMM, saying MMM can't crash. that is the trick they used in south Africa
Omo it's not a funny matter, Although MMM helped so many people in these period of economic crisis.
Lol,both of my sisters have money in MMM.
Ve faith guys. 😅😂😁
I kinda think it will be back by January then crash for real...thought y'all said there was no central account???
Nigerian got no chill.is on a pause mood not crashed
Lol.I agree with Elnathan. Come back in January,restore confidence then crash big time. 😂😂😂.N.B. Don't come for me biko. I didn't send you.
Please i need advice ASAP. I had provided help of 30k and was waiting to cash out around 22 december 2016. But then i tot to myself why dont i give help again while waiting for 22.So i went ahead and gave 100K,I was suprised when i found out that i have been marched to pay about 6 persons in less than 48 hours after i pledged. Just as i was going to the bank to make the deposits,my siblings called me to inform me of the new development with mmm.what do you advise i do? I really dont wanna lose my 30k and as it is now,i would rather not provide any help.i need advice ooh.Stella ma darling,pls post ooh
It means.... ........ Let me go and poopoo I will be right back
Please how do u know this?
Commit suicide bawo?,when we are not @Teebliz.By January 14...You all gonna cash your moneyLet's be calm.@Galore
You will lose your 30k if you don't provide help for the new one. Go ahead and pay your ph. Nothing is happening
The choice is yours, my 100k is with mmm. Am just looking and trying to pretend nothing is happening, who will I even turn to for my 100k? You can just pay the money into my account so that by next month you will collect double interest.
Your case is different #shiloh
Kilode ?! .. Lol
Be calm..You'll get your money backYou go smile😃@Galore
You people will kill somebody here.. Lol
It meansMoku...They have diedMogbe....They are done forModaran....They are in big shit@Galore
Kukuma kee me oooo500k gone!!!!.... Take heart people,I don console myself since....lmaoooo
Amen my sister.God have mercy
HmmmmAll I plead for is God's mercy
It's not a laughing matter
I didn't do, but the last thing those who put money in need now is " I told you so". They are worried enough as it is, don't add to their worry. For their sakes, I hope it doesn't crash oh because their mood sef is affecting me.Seven annoying questions people ask you when you are SingleSeven ways God can speak to us
I love you!!!!!!
End time Ponzi scheme
My hope is failing me ooo
Nna mehn I no understand these grammar seriously. All I WANT IS MY MONEY.
My family and I have thinking since money... Ooh, morning see what mom is causing.. 1.1 million naira
Jesus help us
Hhhhnnnmmmm i hope its temporary like they said.
No one can sue them and win cos they clearly put up the disclaimer on their site.
Plz send his money back and watch God bless you.
I have some questions to ask.. If majority would be getting help by that January who would be providing the help cos as it is now, very few persons are pledging help if not no one sef.Secondly I have a money I would like to request to get help by 20th..so does this imply that I don't the help again till January.. Would my mavro keep growing.
This is a serious matter o. I dey console two of my guy now for house. I can't be laughing in thier presence o.
Go and pay the 100k, else u be blocked. Or forfeit the 30k
Keep deceiving yourself
Matched with which fool?...you people are seriously crazy.
Consolation Story. Even if the site is up there who do you want to arrest? Or sue? Or hold responsible? The Caveat is boldly written that you should use your spare money.The site does not have to be deleted before it is apparent that the scheme has crashed.
Tell him what???
Confirm the guy abeg. No shaking, he will get his money by jan
Please anybody that I've offended should please forgive me.
I can see you in denial of what's clearly staring you in the eyes. Keep comforting yourself. Kontinu
I always look forward to your comment!!
Advice urself please
Better go and pay up d 100k, just like d anon advised, if not you will be blocked n u won't get ur 30k, as a Mata of fact I was paid today, and I still have 100k I paid to someone who is yet to confirm payment and I have also pledged help of 50k til January ... If Mmm has crashed, you won't even have access to d site, unlike ultimate cycler where u can't gain access
Still provide the help. People are still providing help. My friend provided help of 250k today.
Oh really? It that the meaning? LMAO
Look at this fool oo LOL! Cursed maggot!
No shaking abeg. My 170k is there and by the time MMM bounces back, my mavro go don increase. Besides we av been warned not to use all our money. Use ur spare money. Moreso, anyone that reads about mmm shld expect this.
Donmayor u won't understand oooo I'm not crying poop but sand just entered my eyes dats y small tears is coming out
I don laugh tire!Jesuuuuuuu!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂I think that one I sent you is the worst I have seen though...
I can't believe everyone is disassociating themselves from mmm. On this blog I thought everyone is a member. All mmm will crash post had everybody screaming mavrodian mavrodian! Now that it has happened nobody on sdk is a member again. Make una take am easy. Lets be real mmm is due for a crash let people face the reality. It happened like the coming of Jesus. Everybody was trying to cash out at the same time to escape the crash but no, it did not. My money went with helping revolution. $500 not funny. Nobody should broadcast anything on my whatsapp AGAIN. LAST WARNING.
Pls tell him or her. Educated people acting like illiterates
Funny! People that are due for payment can't even request for help. Available balance was showing 0000
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@Fan Emmanuel it seems I and you are really in same situation lol. I like the way you are grabbing all the prayers and encouraging comments from better Bv'S not the bad Belle's. God abeg look upon us with your tenderness of heart and restore MMM.
GH ko, Port Harcourt ni
Idiot village gal. You have no conscience. You want to imitate queen and boss abi? I don't hate you but I hate how you think and talk. Ewu.
Even me sef go pH.
I soo feel for those that did MMM,chai!but where are those BVs that carried MMM on their head like groundnut seller?where dem dey?abi is it that their data has finished or they are crying their eyes out?hmmm...as much as i want to laugh i can't.
Omg my belle ooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋😋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I tell you, so funny
Mmm... Abeg ooo my 30k plus is stuck ooo
Fan calm down take a chill pill....u will even benefit more by the time you GH come January...... So calm down.... As so me am chilling till jan because nothing mega
Lol.....no worry...it will only end in more mavro
Lol...abeg before una commit suicide make una give sha give me una password and username...
My dear tell them ooo
Lolz.....don't worry it will only get better....as for me am not panicking bcox am confident am getting my money back with extra change on top sef
Dey there dey laugh am by January when him go start to cash out him go dey laugh you.....
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