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Sunday, December 18, 2016

London Tatafo season 49

Jingle all the way...
Oh ha oh ah.. Santa is already in Tatafo's town.. 


As Tatafo was walking down jejely minding her business on one of the busy high streets in London, thinking of where to shop for christmas and what to possibly give the lucky winner on SDK to celebrate the season, na so tatafo take jam one of the big movers and shakers of London that was featured here a while back.


Remember him? Let me refresh una memory, then you'd understand why Tatafo is a bit excited.


This man was said to have been cooling off 'somewhere inside', after he was nabbed by the power that be. But everyone in town was missing him badly because of his philanthropic nature. He was whispered here earlier on to have been one who made sure anyone that he came in contact with was happy. You could never meet him at any function without smiling to the bank the next day.


Mba Mba!


So loved by many.. that everyone wondered whether his wife who bore him boys, including a set of twins, could wait for his return. As a lavish spender that he was, people assumed that she couldn't cope without him.


You can therefore imagine Tatafo's excitement when tatafo saw this man in town. That was how tatafo became a recipient of this gentle man's magnanimity, that tatafo even forgot to ask how he survived the trying days without anyone.


Oga please no vex

Tatafo's findings later revealed that this jolly good fellow was released just a few days ago, so it is clear that not many in London are aware that the "Big fish" is finally out, and that this Christmas don sure for him people.


Now una don hear am, na this excitement no gree me do any other amebo today.


So on this note, Tatafo wishes to humbly request that those who live in London but who are finding things a bit hard this season should please indicate here, so that I can pick just two people to share this my small something with.


I chose to play Santa to those in London because na London be our arena na, so make una nor vex. Abi Stella, how you take see am?


I'll read through the comment and contact the lucky winners.


Meanwhile I wish to congratulate and thank this brother man who was looking fresher than fish. He nor even resemble person wen enter anywhere all these while. And to think he could still reach out to others after all his predicament, says a lot. Respect sir!


Tatafo will be back with the usual amebo next time


Jingle bell jingle bell.. jingle all the way..


Catchya!


*Tatafo and Wayo!..How many London people need Santa?Tatafo play SANTA FOR ME NA?LOL
Please only those in London can apply by indicating area code and email address or phone number...




74 comments:

  1. Tatafo na lie o
    You must do santa for me o
    Tell ibori too

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    1. Tatafo, look no further and be my Santa jhor




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    2. Kk Tatafo, which email do we send address. My post code is RM7 ***.
      Can't reveal here oooooo

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    3. Hello Tatafo, am in London and my postcode is SE2. I am in dire need of Santa please. My phone number is 07465017445

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  2. D way u start am ehh I tot u wanted to drop it like its hot, c as ah don stand my antenna.tatafo all dway

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  3. Why am I not yet in London?

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    @Galore

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    1. Did you get a UK visa? Who dash monkey banana?
      You know what? Jump down 3rd mainland bridge and land in the water you go open eyes for london
      Beggy Beggy

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    2. See bastardy @Anonymous" orubebe"

      Tell me what's bitting you😌



      @Galore

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  4. Tatafo no be only London people di read your gist o. Kilode ah,abeg shower me small Christmas here now. Oju

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  5. Ibori na freeman now oh.
    That's good.
    Tatafo abeg extend the santa reach naija na. How you see am? Lol

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  6. Hehehe... Tatafo,, play Santa for me ooo. No b only London people dey here...

    Naija people get dis blog oooo...

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  7. Tatafo I dey London o, single mum of one. Please be my santa my number is 07418 337884

    God bless you santa tatafo

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  8. Dear tatafo! in case, just in case no one needs the giveaway, abeg dash me o.play the santa come my side.

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  9. Tatafo am interested to in your Santa,I live in Dagenham.My email is mumizik@yahoo.com

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    1. You live close to me oooo. Hope I win as I live in RM postcode.

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  11. Tatafo I use God beg you, I need your Santa this more than anything biko, even if na to just buy rice am ok. Thanks in advance

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  12. Haha as we no go come dey london. Goodluck to the lucky winners

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  13. Hi please I need 250 or anything to add to my rent to. Complete it Newham canning Town E16 07943204411.thankyou very much .cheers

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  14. Nonsense tatafo,so na only your razz Londoners read this post.Carry go,na so una life dey be.

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    1. Oya nor vex. Drop your details.

      Dem razz?

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    2. Fool,see painment,why so much hate on Londonders?you better find a solution to that your problem and stop eating bile.you are the razz one,remain in your suffer suffer life in naija.

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    3. Tatafo no mind d anonymous bt u sef no try jare,na jst londoners dey decode ur story dem? Well tnk God say ibori don free, I also appreciate u 4trying to share d one dem gv u,u 2o much,as 4me,santa neva locate me so Mesef don gv up say I no get santa here dis year,congrats 2d winners in advance. Tatafo abeg drop hot gist next week o,one dat wud be hard 4decoders...hehehehhe,i see a gloomy xmas bt I rem christ is d reason 4d season so I celebrate wit smiles only

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  15. #Never complain, never explain. Resist the temptation to defend yourself or make excuses*

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  16. Is this person Ivory?

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  17. Hmmm London expect me very soon.

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  18. Ehya why London people now.. Am in dire need this period o...hubby has not been paid for some months now..we are really managing.

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  19. Lol tatafo patiently waiting for the decoders

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  20. Tatafo locate me.We for Naija need it most.

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  21. tatafo Abeg if dem dey form tush, Abeg remember us wey dey naija

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  22. tatafo abeg gimme something to take jollificate this Christmas n buy a gown 4 moi daughter, as nothing nothing dey ground, everything just get as hin b as raba(money) no dey,God go bless u berekete 4 me..yetaygel@gmail.com

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  23. So jay jay oladimeji is out.......happy for him....

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    1. So jayjay has been in prison. No wonder i havent heard from him in ages. It is well.

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  24. Is she referring to Ibori.? I'm glad he is free now.

    Londoners no dey experience recession as Nigerians are feeling it oh. You can't compare sleep with death mbok.

    Tatafo do santa for us ojare. We are loyal.

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  25. Tatafo you go remember me ooooooo biko for this Christmas. I go join you fr London next year

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  26. Tatafo why na. Me wey no de London nko? When I don de wait for you since. Make I come and go and relocate na.

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  27. tatafo na wa ooo.... telephone without wire...... hope say e wife finally wait for am? you fit do Santa for the future me in London nahh... lol merry Christmas to you

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  28. Please London Santa,you can change your mind and gear towards Naija.na beg I de beg.I need Santa like air......

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    1. Fools and greedy lots!!!
      There are people struggling in London, there are single mums in London, there are people with immigration problems.Tatafo, let this giveaway be for London bvs.

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    2. @anonymous 17:17 ur very right. Pple think eveyone in uk has "arrived"

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  29. Tatafo. I dey Manchester. Abeg play me santa. I broke pass Brooklyn.

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  30. Tatafo after we don dey wait for you no fuck up ooo

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  32. She said London. London period. Why are people beggars like this. Shameful.

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  33. Tatafo do Santa for us wey dey naija now.Much love

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  34. Tatafo I no concur o,I dey naija o u gas do Santa 4 mi o,nobody stayin in London has even commented.abegii change am 2 naija lol

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  35. Tatafo biko play santa for me ooo, biko... Kisses...

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  36. Tatafo is based in London that is why she is doing the giveaway in London. It is much easier for her to give to people nearest to her.

    Has anyone in Nigeria ever done giveaway to anyone in London? the other day someone in PH did giveaway to only people in PH because its easier to give to people nearest to them.

    Does it make sense for her to be based in London and then start sending giveaway all the way to Nigeria? Are there not people also struggling in London to make ends meet, or are there not people in London who also want to have a good Christmas?

    Why all the abuse because this giveaway is in London. That is why some of you will always lack in your lives because you are bitter, selfish, ungrateful and want things at the expense of others even when you are not entitled to it.

    London people are the ones entitled to this giveaway but you want to take it away from them and have it given to you. It is bad, very bad.

    365 days of the year giveaway is being done for people in Nigeria. Just one day that giveaway is being done in London, just one day and see how you all want to kill yourselves over London giveaway.

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    1. Tatafo come n see oh. This person she haf vex on ur behalf. Kikiki

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    2. Gbammmmm see person with better brain here @ anon 15.54..... Don't mind them,they are all greedy people and evil as well.i don't know why they are getting mad over this London give away.selfish ungrateful people

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    3. The igwe has spoken . Nice one

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  37. Tatafo reverse o, we need the Santa over here

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  38. Tatafo😑😳....come to naija..with My rice and Chicken ...and small curry joinπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜πŸ˜š

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  39. Tatafo God bless you. Struggling single mum of 2 here. Taking care of 2 kids alone with hardly any money is hellish. I need help. I live in London n15. Number is 07497642564.

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    1. Y are u struggling? If u have your papers go to govt for help, if you dont

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  40. Tatafo remember me in your kingdom o, I'm currently unemployed and will appreciate whatever you can help with. Tel no is 07467264681. Dagenham Essex.

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  41. Tatafo thank you in advance I am one of your big fan, I will be so glad if I am one of your winners I have never received any Christmas gift from anyone before I live in Erith Da8. My number is 07774749545.

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  42. Thank God, James Onanefe is finally out, as d man has suffered d sins of others still walking freely. Stella u re my Santa for 2016,all I want is dt ur signature mac red lipstick. Thanks in advanced.

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  43. Stella na qa oo..u didnt post my plea.are u oreselecting comments

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  44. Tatafo ndi kwa stingy.na only London people go dey read your gist going forward.

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  45. See them,naija people,thieves oooooo,no one is even commenting on the post,it is the give away they are all after.greedy people,even abusing London people and tatafo untop.

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  46. Are pple dis daft or what?? Dey said LONDON give away....not naija. Stop begging like hausa beggars in agege

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  47. See their mouths like Ibori. Does Ibori have twin boys, simple English they cannot read to understand.

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  48. Tatafo - please share with me.
    I enjoy reading your stories every Sunday but I'm in desperate need of some happiness this Christmas. I'm a young female (late 20s) living in London but unable to legally work due to immigration issues. I live with my mum who is 60 and has High BP + problems with her liver. Her health problems have stopped her from working for a few months.
    We are now behind on rent and facing eviction. I'm trusting in God to make a way for us. I don't want to end up sleeping around or doing illegal things for money- I'm a strong Christian but I just feel so depressed right now. We just need help please Ma - we often struggle to feed. London is NOT an easy place to live in :-(

    If you can please help I would be grateful
    My email address is lisa.onali@hotmail.com and my postcode is SE19 1**

    God bless you in advance x

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    1. Na wa oh. It is well.

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  49. Na waoooo. The hustle us real. Sotayyyy nobody dey try to decode the gist. Every body don't enter beggy beggy mode. May God pick up ALL our calls oooo. God help naija

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  50. rioeve55@gmail.com
    North London NW9 5**
    Thank you

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