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Tuesday, 13 December 2016

Nobel Igwe MMM Rant....Oops! MMM Warned Days Before!









143 comments:

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

What's the rant all about?

STARRY LARRY said...

Thank God I did not even have the money to start MMM, well let's hope they will keep to their promise by January




*Larry was here*

LOLLAH said...

What is spare money? In this recession period there is spare money? All you guys with "spare money" in MMM you better cash out Quick

One trillion said...

End time Spare Money

Broomstick said...

Is he kidding or being serious? Anyways, I thank the good Lord that kept me from putting my school fees in this. I for hear am

Anonymous said...

Huh? What's this?

Loyalwify said...

Hahahaha..... Noble Igwe so u've been benefiting from MMM too? We all should not worry. It's just a matter of one month and we all will start laughing again. MMM have cone to stay

Fan Emmanuel said...

Am really really nervous.
God have mercy oooo
My money ooo my life ooo

chioma ifejika said...

I can imagine noble igwes plight

CJ said...

What exactly is the meaning of this nonsense?

Flakkie Chris said...

😂😂😂😂 he's just playing. He doesn't have money in there.

Anonymous said...

My 50k is there I know they won't crash, waiting

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

MMM hasn't crashed.

SANDY NEKY said...

Just LOL!

La Katie said...

Hahahaha this guy wan use laugh finish. They should sha keep an eye on him to avoid stories that touch

Monkeynofine said...

Buhahahahahha so him too join? Okay oooo

Ed said...

Hahahahahaha, its not coming bck again o,yu guys should forget bout that one month stuff and start facing reality now. I'm already consoling maself on ma 50k.

Stella maris Baby said...

Seen.

becky naka said...

My heart is doing me some how, where will I get money for xmas.

Jumiasalesagent contactme. said...

Lol..Nigerians calm down he never crashed. January will be bumper harvest and not a member though but if it is profiting others I will always wish them well. One sure thing is you are not celebrating Christmas with MMM money..

Fan Emmanuel said...

If this happens,then I'll have no other option than to replace White berry on this blog.

In fact all the beggars I've insulted on this blog should please forgive me cause I'm now a potential beggar.

My money ooo my life ooo
God abeg don't let this happen to me

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Chei,please hope its not crashed?my friend who has been a critic just used her wedding savings to do ooo!

LEE70 said...

Well most nigerians were warned about this scam. Nothing in life comes easy!!! Except by stealing, cheating and cutting corners

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Hahahahahahah...
So Noble is this dumb for using his office rent to do MMM!...
Even a goat knows that the possibility of the system having problem this Christmas is high!,..
I knew earlier and I warned some of my fellow greedy participants not to invest!,..

Monkeynofine said...

The spare tyres got me mennnn. ...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

MMM has not crashed!...
They are coming back better!!!...

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha..... I can't stop laughing

Emmanuella Marshall said...

Oh God I ask through ur son Jesus dat mmm should refund money,my mums money, my brodas money nd my sisters money.. Every bodies money,, gosh im kinda teary,, I dont wanna tink of d possibility of those money not coming bk cos tins will b really tight

Tade Adeola said...

hahahahaha.. all I can do is laff! all d best for em MMites o

marriedchick said...

this made me laugh... long live MMM!!!!

DonMayor said...

This is not a laughing matter o.. People are shouting here o.. 😂😂😂😂😂

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Jesus I thank you o
You do well I thank you o
You don make my life better
I go dey serve u forever o, u be baba.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

LADYGEE said...

I did but not even shaking. I go survive still.

Miss tee said...

I should be thanking God that I am not doing it again.... And I warned my friends against it during this Xmas period... That was how I was supposed to pay somebody and I heard her telling anoda person that once I pay her she won't return it. I guess she didn't know that she has already pick d call or something... MMM don dey MMM pple back😁😁

Loveme Jeje said...

It is well with MMM people.

Na really cars dont have spare tires.

I knew when they started saying use your spare money, that is when i knew something is not right. What a pity

DatigboChic said...

Lol....this is hilarous...dont tell me his money is in there...prolly a joke.

Villager said...

Lolzzz.
Diss pipul wheel north kee sombori wit laf....Meanwild, son pipul r alraidy defelopin 'sunken-chess' on top diss mata.

THELMA'S CAKE WORLD said...

I'm so sad about this ish..... Nigerians are going haywire, restlessness and panic all over..... MMM, which way?????

Loveme Jeje said...

hahahaha Fan Emmanuel you too follow greedy people do this. dont worry it will come back.

white berry has gone to reinforce. please come back jare

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Why cussing yourself dear? Potential beggar?

As Long as there's life, there's hope.

Mrs I said...

Mmm will be back.U guys keep calm already.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

...and you think its gona be easy like that in January? Tell me, who will be ready to PH then, coz you know most of us are awaiting GH. So if u PH for those that GH wat makes you think they PH back for u?

Anonymous said...

The system is experiencing a heavy load cox everyone wants to GH the same time, xmas tinz naa..

Stella maris Baby said...

Lolzz @ replace White berry.
Funny you.

Anonymous said...

Good, you for answer her say: tough luck coz u aint getin my money either...

Fan Emmanuel said...

Amen

Stella maris Baby said...

God will provide just be positive..

Stella maris Baby said...

Calm down @ Becky naka just be positive..

Gracious said...

I hope it comes back ooh. I have invested as well.

DonMayor said...

If your hope is to celebrate Xmas with MMM proceed, just forget about it.
This is not a good news at all, not thus festivity period.

Anonymous said...

This noble Igwe na crack head.. Walahi.
Well peeps the latest and trusted one is here join Nairahelp.Com to get paid after nine days.

Anonymous said...

When I tell people Noble is all packaging, they will say I am hating.
That is how Noble use to our my friend rent money like no tomorrow. He was subletting from the girl at off Etim inyang , the girl keeps complaining.
I pity that young girl he married. soon she will be the one paying their house rent.
Noble is nothing but a social climber.
Who uses their rent money to do MMM.
Noble repent from ur ways, its obvious u havnt changed.

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Look at them hiding their faces, thieves!
Their properties should be collected and bank account should frozen.

All their illegal wealth belongs to the masses.

Fan Emmanuel said...

The way every body is keeping an eye on me right now.

God please forgive me all my sins. Even those I've offended should please forgive me
Let this thing not happen
Buhari you are the devil that pushed me into this thing

crystal said...

Fingers crossed

DonMayor said...

You, this Xmas na roasted cassava for you o.. Lol

Fan Emmanuel said...

Amen ooo let it come back ooo

Rocky said...

LMAO.. Don't worry, it might bounce back

OLORI said...

I guess he's just being sarcastic

Fan Emmanuel said...

Amen sister AMEN

sassy barrister said...

Y'all should chill already. It hasn't crashed, it's just closed for the Xmas holidays and will be back in January.
Have faith people.

Bekee-Bekee said...

Noble is a proper Ibo boy.....all these rant about using rent money na wash.




**runs to get cucumber for Stefysofynsofyn**

IBADAN BABE said...

mmm pays

Anonymous said...

Stella as things be now,can we now ask for Xmas Santa gift? At least for food. Thanks.

Fan Emmanuel said...

When your enemy starts pitying you,it means your case is critical. Get off my comment Ideato GET Off

mynaked picture said...

Awwww this is not nice at all I have a feeling the site will soon crash.Read little history about the founder nothing good was written about him. #UseYourSpareMoney.

FOOTBALLMOLE said...

Thank God I didn't enter oooo. Mum told me this was going to happen. She spoke as if she knew.......Ephesians 6:1-2 is right about obedience. Lol. Some people will start 31 days praying and fasting plus midnight because of this....HBP on alert....hahahaha

Ada Nwanbueze said...

Lol calm down don't worry is only a rumor #evillaugh

Aboki Na Mallam said...

Didn't realize Noble was a comedian. Got me laughing...that is hoping he was joking. Seriously, anyone good in statistics will know that if you are to get 5 people to sign up after u, in 13 cycles, you have exceeded the population of the earth.

Ponzi schemes are designed to fail at some point. THAT'S A FACT

Fan Emmanuel said...

Amen ooo
God have mercy

mynaked picture said...

It might not crash.#BeHopefull

Fan Emmanuel said...

Amen

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

😅😄😃😁😀

IJAY said...

Today will be MMM day, lols, I pray it come back ohhh because of the participants

Mrs anonymous said...

I'm sure he's joking.

Cynthia Iyede said...

It is well.

Audrey said...

I guess you are just joking cos I refuse to believe that without this blog you can't succeed in life.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I dont understand how people believe in this rob peter to pay paul business. Richness is not magic, is a blessing from heaven.

Iphie dearie said...

Nah.. he is joking..
These funny comments and memes are all over twitter.😂😂😂😂

Stella maris Baby said...

Keep calm till January nothing is happening..

phyco signature said...

moku mogbe modaran dts d new name i just give dem MMM my own 50k dey give me headache nd my neighbour 50k dey give me high BP cos na me help her do it she dont even know how to log in all her expectation now is by next week she must receive an alart, i dont even know how to explian to her Moku mogbe modaran MMM

THELMA'S CAKE WORLD said...

Hahahahahahahaha hahahah
Na really end time spare money..lmao

Anonymous said...

Hhahhahha @FE

Anonymous said...

Noble is just shading all you guys that put money in MMM. can't you guys get the drift. lol

St. Frances said...

Noble Igwe is clown 😂😂😂

Anonymous said...

Fan emmanuel,u had beta tell ideato to hlp u beg her angel to do santa for u,cos ur money has entered voice mail!ur money has gone with d winds! Ur money has done Usain Bolt! It haff fly Away! D ponzi scheme haff crashed!get it into ur thick skull!u get ready to start afresh dis coming january inugo?

Anonymous said...

Biko mechuonu! Na buhari send u message ni? Ina nukwa? U had beta get ready to brace up urself and face tougher days ahead! U don enter one chance o!beta move on!

Fan Emmanuel said...

Mayor back to sender

viva ciara said...

Fan Emmanuel sorry nau

kay elsie said...

Chai it is well,my bro inlaw put 100k o,lemme cal him first

viva ciara said...

Fan Emmanuel your comments dey make me laugh.
Sorry sha

Anonymous said...

Take honey sweetie, noble is just being sarcastic. Can't you see he is making jest of MMM people.

Anonymous said...

Kia Nigerians are dumb o. So u can't deduce that he's just goofing around??? What sort of people come to this blog???

Miss tee said...

Lol @anony... If be say she no talk am. Na so I for don use class pple money do am... Chai!!! Yabatech student for don carry pillow and bed cum dey stay my house till I go pay finish.. my neighbour travelled out of the country to US two weeks ago after getting paid...

amanda favour said...

Thank God for I didn't do Mmm!
I for commit suicide oh !

sweetie said...

I really thank GOD, since we enter December I stopped doing MMM, my spirit tells me dat MMM ll end as d year is going to an end.

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁
Fan nwanne m jide obi gi aka inugo

amanda favour said...

Ndo oh

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁 @ somehow
Ndo oh!

Anonymous said...

Broke ass. Even it closes, which it won't. We have already gotten our money a million times over

Anonymous said...

Tell your neighbour that her money entered voicemail.

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁 @ when your enemy starts pitying you,you know your case is critical
Fan,Idi funny eh.

Tash said...

MMM after seducing us like this u now cum on our face....na wa oh

Anonymous said...

This Christmas period everyone would want to GH and that won't be good for the system, so this freezing will control the rate of GH and make it orderly.

Note: people GH mostly only on Tuesday and Thursday, but now people will be GHing daily as soon as their mavro is released; and you know everybody's mavro won't be released on the same day, therefore there's bound to be controlled GH.

SO TELL YOUR DOWNLINES:
for those whose mavro is up to one month but you can't GH, don't worry; within 24 hours the eligible ones will be released so they can GH.

The system has to freeze all at the same time (both the eligible and ineligible ones) so that it'll then take time to release the ones up to 30 days.

NOTE: all these are measures to ensure that MMM stays alive till and beyond 2017.

Our rush to GH has now been slowed down, for the sustainability of our community.

MMM pays! Together we build the world!!

Fingertrickz #iMix #iProduce #iMaster #freeBies said...

Lol @MMM pity Party. that's just too hilarious. But MMM said only spare money na. But person that spared a money for 1 month no try ni? hmmm

Anonymous said...

Which one is closed for the holidays? Na school? God haf mercy oh😭

Anonymous said...

Mmm all the way, no shaking

Cookie said...

Na so, he's not playing anything ooooo..... He has money there but trying to make the issue 'light' so that if world people come for him, he can easily deny it..... Yeye somebody!!

EjayJesus said...

Mmm what? didn't they hear all the news going around for some time now......thank God I stayed on my lane.

Cookie said...

Looooool

Cookie said...

He isn't sarcastic or goofing anything.... He sure did the MMM, maybe not with his rent though!!! Who dash Noble money??

It will. Bounce back sha ijn

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Very funny....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Very funny....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

KIDJO said...

Lol...hahahahahaha..MMM is a form of gambling game and in gambling, you win some...you lose some.una Pele. Make una take heart o.heard something like MMM came to Nigeria around 1994 and it crashed leading to about 50 persons committing suicide..

Blossom said...

Heeeyy. Help o. Help o. My lean change of 20k is in it. Help o.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand how educated folks have so much faith in a Ponzi Scheme. IQ must be damn low.

Anonymous said...

Greed. Pure greed. Where do you think the 30% comes from? Another person's money. Virtual debt. MMM isn't sustainable.

temitope bunmi said...

lol this is really not funny i did 4 times collected and introduced my sis now her own money is hanging i really pray they pay if not mmmmm my sis go show me lol cus she didnt want to i force her too

crouchingTigress said...

Chaiii,my millions.God abeg epp me o.

Anonymous said...

You too?

Angel said...

💥💥💥*Good news*💥💥💥

*Guider Chuddy*

This Christmas period everyone would want to GH and that won't be good for the system, so this freezing will control the rate of GH and make it orderly.

Note: people GH mostly only on Tuesday and Thursday, but now people will be GHing daily as soon as their mavro is released; and you know everybody's mavro won't be released on the same day, therefore there's bound to be controlled GH.


for those whose mavro is up to one month but you can't GH, don't worry; within 24 hours the eligible ones will be released so they can GH.

The system has to freeze all at the same time (both the eligible and ineligible ones) so that it'll then take time to release the ones up to 30 days.

NOTE: all these are measures to ensure that MMM stays alive till and beyond 2017.

Our rush to GH has now been slowed down, for the sustainability of our community.

MMM pays! Together we build the world!!
*Guider Chuudy*

This is the explanation...

Dear mavrodians, my mission here is to make us properly understand this new message that seems to be causing panic out there in the hearts of all MMM participants. The message does NOT say that nobody will be able to GH until January, instead the message is saying that you will be able to GH your confirmed mavro after 30days of your PH amount being confirmed.

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Me too 😂😂😂

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Fan Emmanuel lolz take it easy 😁

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Your comment really touched me, I don't really understand what this MMM thing is about but for all your sakes I pray you don't loose your money.

Ebony Ama said...

Comfort go kill me ooo.

STARRY LARRY said...

@Anon 15:15, oya clap for yourself





*Larry was here*

Adanne said...

Hehehehehehheheheeheheheheheeeeeheeeeheheheheheh, indeed when your enemy starts pity you, you are done.

Anonymous said...

IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE MMM MESSAGE following a message on the MMM website this morning, 13/12/2016, many have misinterpreted it to mean MMM has been suspended for a month, but the part which made people think that is quoted as follows: "Hence, on the basis of the above mentioned, from now on all confirmed Mavro will be frozen for a month."- MMM Admin. Please this statement does not in any way mean that MMM activities have been suspended for a month, it only means that the usual two weeks RELEASE DATE will no longer hold, ur mavro must complete a month. all get help are still going to be paid, if u provide help 2day, ur release date will be one month from now. keep providing n getting help. Please rebroadcast this message till it becomes clear to everybody. It's rather unfortunate that even some MMM guiders got this message wrong. Thanks.

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I haff laughed tire today

Annabella said...

Safety Tips:

1. Make sure you are very close to your friends and relatives who are into MMM.
2.Observe their every movement and monitor where they are going to.
3. If you see any of them going close to a River, Ocean or Stream, raise an alarm and invite the police.
4. If you see any of them talking to him or herself, alert the nearest psychiatrist hospital.
5. If any of them begins to behave angrily and break or destroy things, please notify your friends and use cow rope to tie the person.

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

Ikwakwakwakawakwa dem say Na roasted cassava get u Fanyogo....mehn! I prefer garri for u o! 😰😰😂😂😂😂

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

Trudy GH said...

Lol@Annabella

Dre said...

Lmao @fan Emmanuel. Abeg take am easy.

Spidex said...

I no sabiooo

Anonymous said...

Millionairel like me don cashed out since last month. Y'all were exchanging our money from hands to hands paying in little shits. They now must convince other millionaires to pay in large money to keep up their Ponzi schemes from crashing.

Anonymous said...

U were warned severally

Anonymous said...

U were warned severally

Anonymous said...

U were warned severally

Anonymous said...

U people were warned severally weren't you?

Anonymous said...

Loool. Edo boy, you are just pure evil. I sense some twisted love BTW u and Queen.

Hanny said...

Omgosh...I love this guy for this. So funny sha but real.

Hahahahahahahahaha

Lemme coman eat at your house...

Or maybe Stelz should do Santa for MMM people...
#rejoicenomatterwhat

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