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Monday, December 26, 2016

The STAR..

Are you kidding me?LMAO




I caught a pastor drinking Star🍺 in a bar and I shouted: "Man of God, you are supposed to be drinking Malt, Fanta or Coke and not Star!"

He replied: "Where were Malt, Fanta and Coke when Star was leading the 3 wise men to see JESUS?? "

I HAVE FAINTED ... 😳😳


85 comments:

  1. Lmaooooooooooooooooooo

    Nice advert!

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  2. Pls don't tell me this is meant to be funny

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  3. Hahaha. Azonto Pastor πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  5. Like seriously,Lol. Malt,Coke nd Fanta were dulling while Star was shinning.

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  6. Pls leave the man of God to drink his Star in peace......how do you expect him to see visions?

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    1. You don't have sense.

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    2. Lol. First time you're not quoting and you made me laugh.

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  7. Drink but don't get drunk!

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  8. Free Advert for STAR

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  9. All ye Beeves...Please don't always take things in their literal sense, like When Dr says take off your clothes.
    When dentist says open wide.
    When milkman says you want it in the front or in the back.
    When interior decorator says once it is in you'll luv it.
    When banker says if you take it out soon you'll lose the interest.
    When the clock guy says would you like it on the table or against the wall?


    #DontQuoteMe

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  10. President Obama said tonite that he is confident he could have won a third term had he contested. I say well done Sir, black man with our overstay mentality.

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  11. Who else is feeling "Mad over you" by Runtown??

    Mehn!! That music is soo lit.

    Happy christmas everyone!!

    @MARTINS ABOY

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    1. It's the music of the moment here in Ghana

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    2. Lemonade, are you in Ghana ?
      I'm sha not feeling the song. πŸ˜‘

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  12. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠLol!

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  13. I don't understand why pastors keep saying one should not drink alcohol,when apostle Paul even said a little alcohol is good for the stomach.I think moderation should be preached and not totally condemn it.

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  14. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  15. Hehe.... As baba wan flex na** lol*

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  16. Stella, I give up on these your captions :)

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  17. I fainted with you, you better stand up. Lolz

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  18. Boring *yawns*

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  19. There is nothing wrong with a pastor drinking beer....Africans and their backwards mentality....Those Roman fathers who smokes cigarettes in Europe. ..why don't we judge them...or cos they are white it OK. .smh

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    1. Even our black father's drink alcohol.

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  20. This is very funny. Arhhhh,too funny abeg. Fake man of God.

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  21. Hahahahahaha.but it's true oooπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

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  22. it is good to be in the presence of God Almighty




    I was blessed to be a giver

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  23. Nothing wrong in drinking alcohol as long as you know your limit. Don't drink and make a fool of your self and your family. It's a these over zealous oversabi people that makes drinking a sin.

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  24. This is so funny πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  25. I see what you did with that frog picture... shame on that commenter that insinuated the link between naijagistlive and Stella was brought on by Stella's use of that "frog picture"! Tell me how the frog sipping tea and this picture "resembu" na.

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  26. so he's tryna tell me that star is the way to Jesus...lmao

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  27. so he's tryna tell me that star is the way to Jesus...lmao

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  28. Issoka.very much correct

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  29. Epic answer from the pastor!

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  30. Lolz,dis is old gist but still funny anytym anyday,btw I was going tru pulsetv on instagram dis morning n d anchor was asking peeps after d airtel feed 5k peeps shows if dey knw d story of jesus feeding 5k peeps?n one yoruba woman boldly said yes,he asked wat jesus used in feeding d 5k pple,n she said akara n wine,lmao,he asked again if she is sure dis is in d bible,she said of course,dat he used it during d marriage ceremony,i almost fainted 4rm over laughing,choi hubby n I laughed so hard eh I cud hardly breathe,dey r asking of d 5k pple jesus fed wile teaching,she is talking of marriage wit akara n wine,lmao

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  31. As in eh,this one killed me I swear.

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  32. Ewu! First to comment!Odikwa too much. Aunty Stella this was so funny that I forgot to laugh. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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  33. Thank you for spicing up my day. I can't stop laughing

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