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Monday, 26 December 2016

The STAR..

Are you kidding me?LMAO




I caught a pastor drinking Star🍺 in a bar and I shouted: "Man of God, you are supposed to be drinking Malt, Fanta or Coke and not Star!"

He replied: "Where were Malt, Fanta and Coke when Star was leading the 3 wise men to see JESUS?? "

I HAVE FAINTED ... 😳😳


85 comments:

Pipi Lee said...

Lmaooooooooooooooooooo

Nice advert!

Victoria Omosuyi said...

Hmmmmm. Shine shine bobo.

Mao Akuh said...

Lol

Loveme Jeje said...

Hahahaha pasitor oooo

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

Lwkmd

MUVA said...

Hahahahahaha

Who'sThatGirl doubleuteegee said...

Pls don't tell me this is meant to be funny

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁

Uniq Gem said...

Hahaha. Azonto Pastor πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Tuscany said...

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Ammy Bee said...

Like seriously,Lol. Malt,Coke nd Fanta were dulling while Star was shinning.

St.FranKooL.... said...

Pls leave the man of God to drink his Star in peace......how do you expect him to see visions?

Anonymous said...

Drink but don't get drunk!

Anonymous said...

Free Advert for STAR

Biodun funke said...

Ridiculous shitttttttt

Elastic said...

All ye Beeves...Please don't always take things in their literal sense, like When Dr says take off your clothes.
When dentist says open wide.
When milkman says you want it in the front or in the back.
When interior decorator says once it is in you'll luv it.
When banker says if you take it out soon you'll lose the interest.
When the clock guy says would you like it on the table or against the wall?


#DontQuoteMe

Anonymous said...

President Obama said tonite that he is confident he could have won a third term had he contested. I say well done Sir, black man with our overstay mentality.

Weed Chic said...

😁😁😁

Chidinma Grace said...

Hahahaaha! End time pastor!

Sweet Child said...

this one is something else

Shennel said...

Old but funny

Martins Aboy said...

Who else is feeling "Mad over you" by Runtown??

Mehn!! That music is soo lit.

Happy christmas everyone!!

@MARTINS ABOY

LEE70 said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠLol!

DonMayor said...

That was a wise answer. Lol

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Lol
Abeg make una leave me joor

plumpy j said...

Bruhaaaaaa.very funny.

Christy Odoo said...

Lolzz....

Odus said...

Hahahhaha

Nneyo said...

I don't understand why pastors keep saying one should not drink alcohol,when apostle Paul even said a little alcohol is good for the stomach.I think moderation should be preached and not totally condemn it.

Melody Hope said...

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missylynn said...

Hahahahahaha
Nice one

Mbaliri Justus said...

Funny

NORTHIE D SIOBHAN said...

Way to go pastor!
Lol..

deola said...

Hehe.... As baba wan flex na** lol*

Anonymous said...

Stella, I give up on these your captions :)

Suwa Nen said...

Lol

ukwu dimond said...

I fainted with you, you better stand up. Lolz

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Lol,funny

Fab_divas online store for designer bags, footwares and clothings said...

Lol

Blossom said...

Lmao

Blog Addict said...

Boring *yawns*

Anonymous said...

There is nothing wrong with a pastor drinking beer....Africans and their backwards mentality....Those Roman fathers who smokes cigarettes in Europe. ..why don't we judge them...or cos they are white it OK. .smh

Gorgeous Lilian said...

This is very funny. Arhhhh,too funny abeg. Fake man of God.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Lobatan! Hehehehhe

olayemi phoebe said...

lolz

KIDJO said...

Hahahahahaha.but it's true oooπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

Beloved said...

it is good to be in the presence of God Almighty




I was blessed to be a giver

Amysweet said...

Lmao

Ehi hairs and wigs UK said...

Nothing wrong in drinking alcohol as long as you know your limit. Don't drink and make a fool of your self and your family. It's a these over zealous oversabi people that makes drinking a sin.

Anonymous said...

This is so funny πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Anonymous said...

I see what you did with that frog picture... shame on that commenter that insinuated the link between naijagistlive and Stella was brought on by Stella's use of that "frog picture"! Tell me how the frog sipping tea and this picture "resembu" na.

GORRETI BAE said...

I have fainted too ...

Sweet Nekky said...

hahahaha

Omonigho said...

Lol.....

Anonymous said...

so he's tryna tell me that star is the way to Jesus...lmao

Anonymous said...

so he's tryna tell me that star is the way to Jesus...lmao

Anonymous said...

Issoka.very much correct

Anonymous said...

Epic answer from the pastor!

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol. Epic

Cinnamon Apple said...

HahahaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

AppleofGodseyeoriginal said...

Lol

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Hmmmm πŸ˜€

kay elsie said...

Lolz,dis is old gist but still funny anytym anyday,btw I was going tru pulsetv on instagram dis morning n d anchor was asking peeps after d airtel feed 5k peeps shows if dey knw d story of jesus feeding 5k peeps?n one yoruba woman boldly said yes,he asked wat jesus used in feeding d 5k pple,n she said akara n wine,lmao,he asked again if she is sure dis is in d bible,she said of course,dat he used it during d marriage ceremony,i almost fainted 4rm over laughing,choi hubby n I laughed so hard eh I cud hardly breathe,dey r asking of d 5k pple jesus fed wile teaching,she is talking of marriage wit akara n wine,lmao

Imoh Sandra said...

As in eh,this one killed me I swear.

Fierce of SDK blog said...


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Pipi Lee said...

Me!!!!!!!!

Lilly simple said...

Your brain dey there

Ewu love said...

Ewu! First to comment!Odikwa too much. Aunty Stella this was so funny that I forgot to laugh. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

Anonymous said...

Cool Pastor

Vickie berries said...

Straight face

peace maker said...

Lol End time MOG

One trillion said...

End time star

Lemonade said...

It's the music of the moment here in Ghana

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Even our black father's drink alcohol.

Justyswt said...

Lmao

I said...

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brownsugar said...

Relax honey. It is indeed funny

Anonymous said...

You don't have sense.

Anonymous said...

Lol!

charitybino said...

I don't like this joke.

trish said...

Sekem pastor

Miss Juliet said...

I have it on repeat!!!!

Uche Helen said...

Thank you for spicing up my day. I can't stop laughing

Olaide Davies said...

Lol. First time you're not quoting and you made me laugh.

The Baddest said...

Lemonade, are you in Ghana ?
I'm sha not feeling the song. πŸ˜‘

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