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Thursday, 5 January 2017

Hilarious Quotes

This should be hilarious if you know how to play the game...Let me lead...







- Who is the President Of Nigeria?
Answer - Dr Muhammadu Buhari

-By Contestant at the just concluded Miss Anambra which was cancelled until December 2017


64 comments:

Baroness X said...

Dull Brains πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Emilia Peter said...

Hahahahhaha, I laff in okrika language.

Ehi hairs and wigs UK said...

Those girls fall my hand big time.

QUEEN VEE said...

What kind of clothes am i wearing?
BUSU

kiri said...

United States of Nigeria by oga red beret

Chike TEFLON said...

Teacher: Obinna, why do we eat food?
Obinna: we eat food is a get power.


-By Obinna my classmate when I was in Jss1 at Ogbunike boys high school Ogbunike

Anonymous said...

Lol can u imagine that?was she drunk?

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahaha....Buhari has become Dr. What a shame.

Madam Small Chops said...
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Jasmine said...

Question : what's your fav pet?
Answer: my favourite pet is Busu

Becky Divine said...

Lemme try!

....Try fasting when you're home alone and jobless, then you'd confirm indeed time waits for someone lol

-By yummy ME hehehe
*runs away from post*

Bold Marehi said...

As in ehn no be small falling of hand ohhh and na them do shakara pass.

Beloved said...

Lol
Is because they didn't want to do cucumber

Madam Small Chops said...

Q: What is the NSCDC website?

A: Hmnn, the website is, excuse me my oga at the top knows the website.

By Shem O. 2013

Stella Igbokei said...

lol. when so our President has a doctorate degree. who dashed him

AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos, ph $ ibadan? do you need a quick loan upto 2.5m without collateral?call/whatsapp 07037873466 said...

Shame catch me for those girls. Beauty without brain

Vivilicious said...

Because my best pet is busu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Oluchi Lambert said...

Lolest hehehehehe all nah answer

Arsenal Firstlady said...

Coconut brains! They were thinking their oshofree will make them brainless beauty queen. Thank you Ifeanyi Uba for disgracing those gbenshing babes.

lagos babe said...

We spended the money that was meant to be spended minister of sport and youth development Dalung

FREEMAN said...

What is the website of NSCDC?

“Hmmm, the website is, excuse me, my Oga at the
top knows the website”.
Hmmm“My Oga at the top is working on
the website and I don’t have them”.

“If you want to know about NSCDC as at now. Ok,it's www.nscdc…. That’s all.”lmao

@FREEMAN

Chiamaka L said...

Knock knock
Who's there
It's Nata
Nata who

I'm Nata Fred, I'm not afraid to take the stage... Evrrybody

OLORI said...

My best pet is busu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ammy Bee said...

Who is the governor of Lagos State.
Dr Wole Soyinka

The United State of Nigeria.


Uniq Gem said...

Once a girl stops taking pictures you and you don't see her online, just know that she's pregnant - Pete Edochie

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Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Lmao,even Patience Jonathan better pass them.

reemah said...

Q:Who owns FC Ifeanyi Uba
A:Thanks, but I have no ideaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

FREEMAN said...

Presenter: What does EP really mean?

Seyi shay: obviously,EP stands for ELECTRIC PACKAGE.
Lol.

@FREEMAN

Madam Small Chops said...

"Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on"

"My fellow widows"

"We are all children ,even my husband is a children"

"This blood you people are sharing is not good o, there is God o"

By Dame P J

nzube izuu said...

Lol.Ndi beauty pageant mgbo!

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Lol,busu things

Rex said...

We have SPENDED a lot of money


I am wearing Bag Of Pure water.... lol

Dija Arewa Finest Diva said...

oho!!! na who ENglish epp?

IVORY said...

The money that was spended was spended well .
Quote by our able barrister solomon dalung.... ce bon!

Anonymous said...

Wetin mouth chop na nyash dey suffer am.
Sam Loco Efe

Miss Ferragamo said...

If women think having their period in a whole month is a difficult task,they should ask the men how difficult it is to control an erected penis in public..
Mugabe 2016 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The General's Wife said...

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Isaacson said...

I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment – Dame Jonathan

I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?” – Dame Jonathan.

Sexy Sapphire said...

My wife belongs inside the kitchen and the other room...PMB 2016

Ben Ibeh said...

Shows the disbelief in Nigeria by the Igbos of course.

Anonymous said...

My sister that BUSU has been putting smile on my face since yesterday

Esther Mgbolu said...

What's the name of your vp,Dr yemi Osinbande

Tessbaby said...

Biko wat is this BUSU?

Amarachi Agamegwa said...

Knock knock
who's there?
honda
honda who?
honda mountain, hinda valley, honda land, and hinda sea
*copied*

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

What clothes are you wearing? Busu

Why Busu? Because my clothes do miumiu like busu

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

LMAO

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Where do your family belong to? I belong in the sitting room, my wife belong in the other room while the kids belong to the play store

Olabanji Olajide said...

Olongbo.. CatCatπŸ—½πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±

Olabanji Olajide said...

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Pipi Lee said...

Lmaoooooooooooo

Pipi Lee said...

Hahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

The thunder that will fire that your tribalistic mouth is still doing "Press Up"...Azu Okpoo !

Wild Rose said...

On behalf of the widows, I donate my family... mama peace

Wild Rose said...

97% and 5% = 100%... PMB

SANDY NEKY said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜†True that!

SANDY NEKY said...

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SANDY NEKY said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

SANDY NEKY said...

πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ Choi!

SANDY NEKY said...

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SANDY NEKY said...

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SANDY NEKY said...

Na laff i come laff o! Sdk you no go change this your aboki dp. Beginning to be scary fa with this his gworo teethπŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Teacher: who brought you here?
John: mpam.
Teacher: how manage?
John: N20.

Anonymous said...

Teacher: who brought you here?
John: mpam.
Teacher: how manage?
John: N20.

Chinny Baby said...

My favorite pet is busu

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