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Thursday, 5 January 2017

Hilarious Quotes

This should be hilarious if you know how to play the game...Let me lead...







- Who is the President Of Nigeria?
Answer - Dr Muhammadu Buhari

-By Contestant at the just concluded Miss Anambra which was cancelled until December 2017


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  1. Dull Brains πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Shows the disbelief in Nigeria by the Igbos of course.

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    2. The thunder that will fire that your tribalistic mouth is still doing "Press Up"...Azu Okpoo !

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    3. Na laff i come laff o! Sdk you no go change this your aboki dp. Beginning to be scary fa with this his gworo teethπŸ˜‚

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  2. Hahahahhaha, I laff in okrika language.

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    1. Who is the governor of Lagos State.
      Dr Wole Soyinka

      The United State of Nigeria.


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  3. What kind of clothes am i wearing?
    BUSU

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    1. Because my best pet is busu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. My sister that BUSU has been putting smile on my face since yesterday

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    3. Olongbo.. CatCatπŸ—½πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±πŸ±

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  4. United States of Nigeria by oga red beret

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  5. Teacher: Obinna, why do we eat food?
    Obinna: we eat food is a get power.


    -By Obinna my classmate when I was in Jss1 at Ogbunike boys high school Ogbunike

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  6. Lol can u imagine that?was she drunk?

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  7. Hahahahahahahahaha....Buhari has become Dr. What a shame.

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    1. What clothes are you wearing? Busu

      Why Busu? Because my clothes do miumiu like busu

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  9. Question : what's your fav pet?
    Answer: my favourite pet is Busu

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  10. Lemme try!

    ....Try fasting when you're home alone and jobless, then you'd confirm indeed time waits for someone lol

    -By yummy ME hehehe
    *runs away from post*

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  11. As in ehn no be small falling of hand ohhh and na them do shakara pass.

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  12. Lol
    Is because they didn't want to do cucumber

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  13. Q: What is the NSCDC website?

    A: Hmnn, the website is, excuse me my oga at the top knows the website.

    By Shem O. 2013

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  14. lol. when so our President has a doctorate degree. who dashed him

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  15. Lolest hehehehehe all nah answer

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  16. Coconut brains! They were thinking their oshofree will make them brainless beauty queen. Thank you Ifeanyi Uba for disgracing those gbenshing babes.

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  17. We spended the money that was meant to be spended minister of sport and youth development Dalung

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  18. What is the website of NSCDC?

    “Hmmm, the website is, excuse me, my Oga at the
    top knows the website”.
    Hmmm“My Oga at the top is working on
    the website and I don’t have them”.

    “If you want to know about NSCDC as at now. Ok,it's www.nscdc…. That’s all.”lmao

    @FREEMAN

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  19. Knock knock
    Who's there
    It's Nata
    Nata who

    I'm Nata Fred, I'm not afraid to take the stage... Evrrybody

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  20. My best pet is busu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  21. Once a girl stops taking pictures you and you don't see her online, just know that she's pregnant - Pete Edochie

    πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜†True that!

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  22. Lmao,even Patience Jonathan better pass them.

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  23. Q:Who owns FC Ifeanyi Uba
    A:Thanks, but I have no ideaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  24. Presenter: What does EP really mean?

    Seyi shay: obviously,EP stands for ELECTRIC PACKAGE.
    Lol.

    @FREEMAN

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  25. "Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on"

    "My fellow widows"

    "We are all children ,even my husband is a children"

    "This blood you people are sharing is not good o, there is God o"

    By Dame P J

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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  26. We have SPENDED a lot of money


    I am wearing Bag Of Pure water.... lol

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  27. The money that was spended was spended well .
    Quote by our able barrister solomon dalung.... ce bon!

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ Choi!

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  28. Wetin mouth chop na nyash dey suffer am.
    Sam Loco Efe

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  29. If women think having their period in a whole month is a difficult task,they should ask the men how difficult it is to control an erected penis in public..
    Mugabe 2016 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  30. I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment – Dame Jonathan

    I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?” – Dame Jonathan.

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  31. My wife belongs inside the kitchen and the other room...PMB 2016

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  32. What's the name of your vp,Dr yemi Osinbande

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  33. Knock knock
    who's there?
    honda
    honda who?
    honda mountain, hinda valley, honda land, and hinda sea
    *copied*

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    1. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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  34. Where do your family belong to? I belong in the sitting room, my wife belong in the other room while the kids belong to the play store

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  35. On behalf of the widows, I donate my family... mama peace

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  36. Teacher: who brought you here?
    John: mpam.
    Teacher: how manage?
    John: N20.

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  37. Teacher: who brought you here?
    John: mpam.
    Teacher: how manage?
    John: N20.

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