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Monday, 16 January 2017

IHN MONDAY

Have a great day,filled with lots of positive drama!

Off to eat some crunchy,yummy fries...Work Continues later,my people!
Kisses!





EVE UME THE ATTENTION SEEKER


Hullo Stellar, my name is Eve Ume, an old bv.I comment sometimes with my name.I want to grace IHN with my pic, what can I say am an " attention seeker". Special shout out to Doppelganger, Miss Tetrina , IPhone dearie and Xoxo mystery. You rock stells.thanks


iPhone dearie?That might be a typo....Beautiful Eve!..Have a good day.



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ONYI NWAYI OMA


Stboogie Nwanyi oma, I salute you and all fellow BVs
Please let my beautiful face grace the IHN, hope I qualify.
My name is Onyi, I'm an Accountant. My colleague introduced me to this blog and I done buy her jollof rice for that. I love love what we do here, keep it up (you need to see how we analyse the gists with office intercom). I write my comments quietly and pass without looking for trouble.
Shout out to all the BVs that know me, those that keep the comment section interesting, the drama queens- the Lord is una muscle.
BTW ST please don't return that borrowed couch, e too fine




LMAO..I don return the couch....I can imagine that break time in your office would be such fun..Salute everybody for Office for we oh.
Kisses.

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APPRECIATION AND WEDDING DRESS GIVEAWAY


Good day Stella,

 This is to say a big thank you to Mrs Abie for the 2 baby walkers and cloths she gave to me. Unknown to me, she has twin boys and am expecting mine too soonest. God bless you real good sis. Also I will love to give out my wedding gown to a bride that needs it, it's a size 8-10. Location is ikorodu Lagos, 08034196311.


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HOUSEKEEPER WANTED


. The services of a female housekeeper is needed around badore,ajah.
Duties include:general house cleaning, washing,cooking and going to the market. Any tribe is welcome provided you can at least undestand English or pidgin,be Godfearing,honest and veryyy neat please.09023035177,07054795290

Thank you Stells and God bless.


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PLEA FOR HOUSEHOLD ITEMS


Good afternoon Mrs korkus. I'm a student trying to see herself through school after working as a teacher for 2 years. I school in Benin and I just rented my own place here in school. Please if anyone can help me with household items like used matress, gas stove, pot , plastic table and chair, movable wardrobe and anything else. I have been sleeping on the floor and it's get cold at night. The only money I have is to pay my fee which is 47900 naira because I just got in. Please I am not asking for anything else except household item. I will be grateful if bv's in Benin can help. 09057676537


*Benin BVs please make us proud and help one of us....she is just a stone throw away from you..if you have to spare,please reach out.

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JUICY STORY FOR SALE


Dear Stella,

Thank you for your platform

I'm a young lady in her mid twenties, who've had first experience in life, ranging from being a native doctor to a Christian, sex stories with consequences, teenage marriage and divorce, the youngest graduating student in my university many years back and many more.

I detailed the story and now I want someone or a publishing company or a film producer who will buy my story. I'm compelled to sell instead of publishing as an autobiography( which was my original intention) but I worry about our judgemental society and the effects it will have on me and my family when I find international recognition few years from now.

The price is reasonable .please interested buyers should contact me on

Ihatehos98@gmail.com


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SATURDAY IHG WINNER

FROM BV DROYALTY:



Hello ladies and gentlemen, I trust you all enjoyed yourselves over the weekend. Different categories of gists flooded the comment section. They are original gists, copied gists and moriginal gists. Moriginal gists are the ones stolen from the internet and edited to look like original....

Ikwaaakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

Desperate times call for desperate measures indeed!!

The participants tried even though some gists were just long and dry like ekporoko.

Now to the main business. As expected, we have a winner from both Saturday and Sunday IHG, Bv treasures it is. His/her gist met all the required conditions for winning which includes posting with a valid blog Id, indicating if the gist is copied or original, getting the highest number of positive reactions(votes) from equally valid blog Ids, etc. If any of you has proof that the gist is a copied gist as opposed to being original like he/she claimed, please post the link to the original gist in the comment section within 24hrs of this announcement. Failure to do so affirms bv treasures as the winner.

Do enjoy the rest of your day.
Her Excellency D'Royalty



FROM BV BELOVED


Knock knock !

Who is there ?

Baby

Baby who ? ?

Baby Pana....They say you like wahala oh

I get wahala oh

Alright alright happy new week to you all

Hope your weekend was awesome

Mine was ...At least BARCA and CHELSEA won...... I was listening to techno's pana while compiling the IHG results hence the intro....lol

So IHG over the weekend was .....put any adjective that came to your mind ...lol
Gists and comments were flying up and down like in one of those jet Li movies...( "all them "pastors"..........mama, indomie too is not cooked with oil, it will look like a sacrifice meant for Ogun'...What do you need my number for? Don't you have your own"?...)

Attackee anonymouses your comments kept me entertained too...Ikwakwakwakwa

So following all protocols Bv Treasures came,saw and conquered with ORIGINAL GIST. He or she posted an original gist and also gathered the highest number of votes .


#TurnupOriginality

...What do you need my number for? Don't you have your own ?

One love

Beloved


Cash price will be announced after ALLEGED winner is cleared and can prove they dropped the gist.DRoyalty and Beloved will get N*** each for their time.


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DIVORCE STORY 2 POSTER:


I have had about five people write in to say they wanted to help you with different amounts of cash but you are yet to reply my email and the questions I asked.

Please reply my email if you read this because after today i will recommend other people to the helpers.

Thank you.


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N100K FROM MRS ANONYMOUS:


The money was sent to my account a few days back but the giver now insists that she wants a struggling mother with kids to have this money.

I had planned to give the whole money to Mr Odiachi to help him start a business but someone called me with some disturbing accusations against him which I am still investigating but for the time being...And the giver who will be reading this insists Money has to go to a woman struggling with kids.


I want to give out this money to Follyrealwoman to invest and start a business for the sake of her kids...Madam if you get this money the only thing you can beg for on this blog again is business ideas.

Mr Odiachi's case is pending until i am through with trying to clear or indict him of the accusations.

When we clear him,we will offer him something .


SDK

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MEAT TECHNOLOGY


Mhmm mhmm * clears throat*

When I read through Today's spontaneous intro... I was "awed"

Stella I must confess you have a very brilliant son...He is a genius....#noasslicking

When he told you that the meat was stiff because it was frightened or ran into shock before they killed it..He wasn't talking gibberish .

Okay let me help him small as a food technologist/processor I am.

Meat whatever the source consists primarily of muscular tissues with amounts of fatty tissues in them. The processing of the animal slaughter plays a vital role in the texture of the final product as the conversion of muscle to meat involves a lot of physical and chemical changes.


Stress immediately prior to slaughter, such as fighting or rough handling in the lairage, causes stored glycogen (sugar) to be released into the bloodstream. After slaughter this is broken down in the muscles producing lactic acid. This high level of acidity causes a partial breakdown of the muscle structure causing the meat to be pale, and exudative


That's why butchers give animals enough rest and care called lairage prior to slaughter.

Even during the slaughter other animals in waiting to be killed are not exposed to stressful sight of its comrades on slaughter till its turn.

Some technology also stunns the animal ie to render them unconscious to minimize the struggle of the animal during killing.

These are aimed at making the meat tender.

Kisses to the young genius.

BV Beloved.


Are you kidding me?So my boy was right?Wow,I got me a genius already at his age




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KNOCK KNOCK

Knock knock...
Whos there?...
Es sah..

Es sah who?

Eesah you got mail,please reply me back.

Thank you
SDK
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WORD DIRECTLY TO YOU::I hope this pricks your conscience a little.





210 comments:

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Joblesshousewife said...

Monday IHNews…

Kindly be aware that 12.5kg gas = 5k. Thank you.
*te……….. oh its Monday…
Joblesshousewife

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

IHN .....

Rhoda Rex said...

IHN

OLORI said...

First?

nnuku Sexy pant-like boxers. 08170506432 Order now said...

Ihn is here and I am first .. moveover Jhw .
You can now join Mamannuku class of squatting . *shinesteeth* !
#squats
ibadan is a beautiful place, oh yeah it is. Make I do small aproko
So I went to Ibadan for the first time, and I was wowed by how lovely the place looked.
On my way coming back I got to the park , it was just one more passenger to go and I hopped in
Yipeeeeeee.. I was happy , it 3 people on a seat , so I sat down beside a man , sitted beside him is his pregnant wife , she looks like she was ready to pop her bundle of joy anytime soon.
The journey started , no mehn I cannot be dulling , I brought out my palasa to read sdk . naim bross impress me bring out him iphone and started fondling it too. What concern me with this one I thought, mtcheew , mins later the wife phone rang and she also brought out her iphone , she and hubby uses the same phone , and it as same pouch , I looked and saw they actually have same wrist watch on , awww love is good I thought, I glued my head to my phone . Lagos witches begin affect my phone , if I wanna make a comment the portal no go gree open, see this disgraceful phone I thought , I jejely kept it inside my bag . That was how the spirit of gbeborun entered me to peep bross phone
His reply to the person he was chatting with was :
Yes honey I am on my way , shuooo . my eye socket popped out , honey keh . that was how I concentrated on the chat on his phone , he kept telling this babe how much he loves her , and will do anything for her , omo see groove , my heart sank for the poor wife , although all the while he was chatting the wife seem not to be bothered with what he was doing on the phone .
The babe replied and said she can’t wait to have him here , hope he won’t be rushing when he comes, he replied no. that the new week was for her, shuooo, I looked at him , that was when he realized I have been paying close attention to his phone, he gave me this look of “eni shogba yin” ( you no go mind your business ) y’all know I don’t really smile right, I tried to fake a smile , but the smile on my face looked like burnt beans . lmao. The guy jejely shook his phone in his pocket . few mins later the wife requested for water , he stretched to buy water from those hawker , and whisper something to my ear , Aunty mind your business them send you? See me see wahala . I didn’t say kpem . afterall whats my business ? Biko why are men like this ?

Single Mom said...

IHN

mama tee said...

Ihn

Ed said...

Yes I can!

beautiful said...

Ihn welcome. First to comment

Fluffy cake by Big Mamma Lagos 07056157039 said...

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peace maker said...

Good

Elastic said...

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctor's office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window.

He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. 'Do you know what I am doing?' asks the doctor. To which she replies, 'Yes, checking for abnormalities.'

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breazts and asks, 'Do you know what I am doing now?', she replies, 'Yes, checking for cancer.'

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her down on the table, gets on top of her and starts having s3x with her. He says to her, 'Do you know what I am doing now?'

She replies, 'Yes, getting Herpes, that's why I'm here!'

#DontQuoteMe

em jay said...

Hello people.
How is you?

Dietitian Nezz! said...

It did prick my conscience๐Ÿ˜ข

CHARITY OKORIE said...

✔️

Anonymous said...

In house news is here

mama tee said...

Try again tomorrow. Lol

mama tee said...

Beautiful faces of ihn. Thanks to the givers.God replenish u all. Have a great day people.

Jay said...

Stella no more cookies and cream? #bring back cookies and cream.BTW good afternoon bv's. Make I sleep small.byee

Rocky said...

That sign out picture was put up there for me, I know it. Only that mine isn't 'hate' just a matter of starting off on a wrong foot which put some malice in the picture. I already tried to make amends but I can only do that which I can do... I just hope we start again, this time with the right food as I no Sabi fight or keep malice.. Lol

So shout out to everyone!!!

marriedchick said...

wlc ihn

Anonymous said...

Follyrealwoman will come and change her id again after begging.

Madam 500k touched by an angel with love too has changed id and has continued begging.

Stella ask for their real names eg birth certificates, pictures etc so they dont scam you oh

CUPID said...

God bless us all.. Ameen

Tesso said...

IHN welcome. May today be drama free. Amen. Stella you are doing a wonderful job. Congrats on your recognition and award.

Beloved said...

Ihn hot as fire
God bless us all
Stella is bae

Bad belle them read the sign out pix

Stella you really have a super genius on your hands.
Still in school so I couldn't type much

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

LMAO @the only thing u will beg is business idea.
What is she changes her blog id?

My odichi,ur village people are after you.




The royalty na okporoko u dey call ekporoko?

Anonymous said...

Hediot

LOLO IDEATO said...

Now I know why Lagos people are always"MAD" and Abuja people Cook and "tush"

I love this town. .....and BIOBAK is just the best I've had in ages

Rocky said...

Lol... Most men are like that and it's just sad women are starting to see it as ideal. Giving excuses like "so long as he doesn't bring it home bla bla bla". I feel for his wife though

amanda favour said...

It's even costlier here oh!
12.5kg is 7k
Kerosene is 400 @1 litre
I know coz I use both
May GOD help us in this our country
I

beautiful godly said...

IHN don land
Pls let's the drama group tune down their drama today
Congratulation follywoman ,May you use the money well. God bless the giver and receiver
Bv beloved please o,I must win o,I nned the money seriously


Tiwa

viva ciara said...

Onyi you is beautiful.

Please a friend of mine needs a cook for an aged man resident in Benin, Edo State.
Female preferably from Akwa Ibom.
Please if you're interested drop your contact.

LOLO IDEATO said...

If it is the same ibadan I passed some days ago, my dear go and Check the meaning of beautiful

Folly Realwoman said...

IHN is here
My testimony too is loading. Thank you Lord. Thanks to the giver. Thanks to Stella and fellow bvs.

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Pray in love and live in love with others!
Congratulations Follyrealwomam, put the money into good and productive business. May you excel in whatever business you choose to use the money for.

And to the giver, may you never lack in any aspect of your life. Before you open your mouth to ask God for anything, He will answer you.

Thanks Bv Beloved for the enlightenment about meat (not really a meat fan).

You all have a beautiful afternoon.

Anonymous said...

Welcome Ihn. God bless the givers and recievers. I believe am next.
Bv chinny baby

amanda favour said...

LMAO ๐Ÿ˜

Isaacson said...

Stellalistico Never let ungrateful remarks prevent you from doing what you feel is right and good. Let God be your judge okay....

The fact that most of you who hide as anons could stoop so low has to make Stella a lil bit angry for all the happiness and good she renders through her blog financially and in so many other ways only tells me nobody can please you people at all...y'all who attacked her need Jesus ASAP

Looking at what others have that I don't, can make me ungrateful, but looking at what I have that they don't, should make me thankful and hopeful to make it

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

So someone can literally troll herself with her ID n then defend n praise herself in anonymous mood


That's is witchcraft myself.....u are just being a witch to yourself.

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

So someone can literally troll herself with her ID n then defend n praise herself in anonymous mood


That is witchcraft myself.....u are just being a witch to yourself.

Smiles said...

Headache here and there


This too shall pass


Please I need a job in Warri
Warri bv's please link me up abeg



Also I need a sewing machine
Please

Eka Joy said...

Me I'm not scared oh. Early January when we wanted to buy, I called their customer care (we buy directly from anchor gas) and from 3300 that we bought last, I was told it was 4k. I screamed and asked how that's possible if they are trying to kill us. The lady just said it's the situation of the country. That 4k na by God's grace I take buy am as my mum will never even agree to use stove again. Now that u ppl are screaming 5k,its hypertension u ppl want to use to kill me ba.


Shebi u ppl that voted for this backward brainless clueless man as a president, shey you have seen what you've done to us. To pay nepa bill now na war, my powder don finish and I go still count 3500 buy, that's if it's not 4k now. Can u ppl see what you've done to struggling people like us.


I'm out mehn before I start insulting the people that either voted for him or campaigned for him

Anonymous said...

Wow. You dont even realize you just spoke to me. Crying

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaaaaa so the wife also told you to mind yo biznsa? Hahahahahaaa

Adanne said...

No be only iPhone dearie, Samsung nko? Lol

Fine babes up there.

All these conditions on top IHg nawa oo, too stressful if you ask me.

Eka Joy said...

Lmao @eni shogba yin. Yoruba language funny die. I can just imagine the 'Eni shogba yin' look

Falcon said...

I can't afford to be idle no more, Nysc howfar

ojoneaye said...

happy birthday to me.... any birthday mate in the house?

Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Na wa i come late today ooo. Droaylty and Beloved who wan try Una. Enjoy jare.

Beatiful people of IHN make una jare too.

Thank God for everything.

I will read comments. No way to watch Telemundo chai.... Na wa ooo. wetin i go do na?

AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos, ph $ ibadan? do you need a quick loan upto 2.5m without collateral?call/whatsapp 07037873466 said...

Ihn!
It's been dull since morning so I have to spice up my day with comments from ihn. Waiting for dramatic comments

#SmartMarketer

Anonymous said...

For your cheap and fresh vegetables straight from jos u can call 07038097992. (cabbage, carrots, coccumber, tomatoes,onions, red pepper, green pepper, beetroot, tumeric, ginger, )

Classic Chic! said...

Na wa o!
So gas is now 5k!
Omase!

Debbie me said...

Really? @ Stella's young genius, thanks for the info by the way @ Beloved, thumbs up to you girl

LOLO IDEATO said...

6K dear

President D'Royalty (Her Excellency) said...

E don laaaand!

Congrats in advance Folly realwoman. God bless the giver. Congrats Eno for your blessing of 150k on Friday. I'm sorry for mocking you sometimes back with that comment, pls forgive me. My conscience has been pricking me since then. You are such a truthful and grateful woman. Some others would have kept mute after getting that money at least for a day or two and see if another cash will enter. You came on the comment section that same day you got it to announce and thank the giver. May God replenish the giver and also uplift you in any business you venture into with the cash..

Victory Osibanjo said...

God bless all the givers and receivers๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.

Priceless Jewel said...

One love Jobby, IHN you're welcome! "If you need to invest in someone, choose me"! Have a lovely week dearie. #winks


... Jesus is my worth;

Justyswt said...

Yes o, that ur sign word is true. U can't hate and love at the same time.

Follyrealwoman, I am happy for u.

Ihg,was lite this weekend. I was just laughing all through.

KARIN said...

Please I humbly beg for a baby car seat carrier from a kind hearted BV. Thanks and God bless you.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Eve Umeh are you now bleaching?...
What happend?...
You used to be dark and beautiful!...so you have spoilt that your wonderful dark skin?...
What is wrong with Naija babes?...

Classic Chic! said...

Lmao! Nnuku dis our gist is funny!

AbaMade said...

IHN is here. Today's weather nah die, too hot!

BunMystique said...

IHN...welcome

Anonymous said...

So last week, one of my bosses (female) has been calling me and checking on me frequently. I have been cool with the new development. Until she invited me to her place on Saturday, although I didn't want to go as I am really bad at keeping appointment but she was persistent, calling and sending messages to confirm if I would still come that she has prepared my food and all, and I should pack my clothes for the weekend and Monday outfit, her driver would drop me off at my branch on Monday.Actually she lost her husband some years back and cried to me that she was lonely and she would be very unhappy if I dont show up. So thats how I dragged myself to her place that night. I finally got to her place around 7pm ish. You need to see how excited and at the same time worried as she thought I would not show up.

We began gisting and all. she later told me she is bisexual. I knew that minute there was gon to be trouble. She told me her boyfriend is on the way to her place fron the states.
Haa I got very tense. So threesome was her plan. Na so I begin shake.
To cut the long story, My pussy was thoroughly wiped as her boyfriend has got the largest abunna i have ever seen and tasted.
She was all over me. The experience was amazing. Anyway I was hoping to get a settlement from the boyfriend since na work I do. lol nothing show.
We planned we would do it again next month.

Cb said...

Lol

Tetrina said...

Eve, nice to put a face to a name, pretty lady. (PS:still on the matter).
Rhoda Rex, saw your shout out. Thank you hun.x

Priceless Jewel said...

Lolz, you don't ever disappoint! Why not HIV?


... Jesus is my worth!

Anonymous said...

Filled ours for 6k, my head just dey turn I'm about to set up fire wood in my house as that is really disturbing...

Monkeynofine said...

Ihn is bad...special S/O to all my lovelies....๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹

Anchor said...

Awwwww CUte faces on IHN today. Thanks Stells, it really spiced up my day.

Imoh Sandra said...

God bless all the givers,and bless the receivers to be givers someday...Stella your son is a genius.

Imoh Sandra said...

God bless all the givers,and bless the receivers to be givers someday...Stella your son is a genius.

REXOVIC said...

APPRECIATION TO BV KAREN

Stella I appreciate your good work ! Touching lives since 1900!!!

I want to appreciate BV Karen who advertised to assist over weight ladies lose weight and regain their self esteem for free in 2months, I sent her an email and was among the people she chose, Beevees, this lady was amazing and she showed so much care and understanding even when some of us erred she still encourages and pushed us to focus on the goal of losing the excess weight.
I was able to lose 7kg so far while some of us lost about 18kg! all this she did for us for free oo, you need to see some of our before and after pix, i'm looking sexier and feel lighter now.
God bless you Karen and you too Stella for this platform.

Yvonne said...

Can someone Pls explain what that juicy gist seller is trying to say bcos I am not understanding...@Mama Nnuku,God will punish that guy for cheating on his wife...Useless man

sugar said...

Meaning you are an old bv hiding under a new id

Anonymous said...

Celebrated my birthday and got robbed of almost all my valuable,beating blue black and landed in hospital but here i am still tryin 2 smile.,GOD ure indeed worthy of my praise BluntIjebuChic

THELMA'S CAKE WORLD said...

Ihn!!!!!!!!
God bless the works of our hands..

Contact me for your sumptuous cakes and cupcakes.

Megasam Aluminium Structural Engineers: accoboard,Partitioning, etc. 07036473947, 09084791116, twitter - @MegasamAluminum said...

Stella pls be patient with the divorce story woman. Maybe her subscription finished or phone may be faulty. I felt pity while reading that story.

KIDJO said...

Hahahahahaha, you don repent o..just good?no yabbing? .Fine faces of IHN,
Hmmm.wetin we nor go see for this Nigeria.So I didn't go to church yesterday beause I didn't feel like๐Ÿ˜•(God forgive me sha).I locked my apartment and was inside busy reading and looking for trouble here๐Ÿ˜†, only for me to start hearing sounds like "yeah!.oh my God...oh lord.I love you".Who must that be? I was wondering to myself as my amebo instincts drew my notice to where the sound was coming from.It was from my neighbour's apartment but oga and his wife went for their wedding anniversary honeymoon according to them.So who's now doing ...Yeah,. ..oh my lawd..I jejely removed my flipflop and tiptoed barefooted,closer to the doorstep, To God be the glory,the door wasn't locked. I sneaked in and was heading straight to the sitting room , lo and behold , My neighbour's 15years old daughter was banging our gate man right there in the sitting room๐Ÿ˜…kai gbese re o ..They saw me and were shocked..I fed my eyes on the gateman's weapon of mass destruction and smiled to myself(in my mind I was like so na this ur weapon of mass destruction u dey take flog this small girl abi..e big sha). Chai, sebi it was this particular girl I told to get me tomtom the other day but she boned and hissed as if she didn't see me.now devil don catch am and her father is a pastor๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†.I just left the apartment only for the gateman to start begging me o.madame abeg nor vex, na devil work..'you dey craze abi? Why I go vex?na my body...I didn't say a word so as to torment them with my silence.The stupid girl came to my apartment and was crying..see me see trouble o.who's beating you I asked her.but she kept on crying.So I reassured her that I won't tell her parents, but go to my kitchen and help me do the dishes.She ran and got it done fia.hehehehehe, This morning na she help me sweep my balcony before leaving for school,..who say you can't get people to do your biddings without raising your voice.๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜….Make una help me thank God o. I don get free househelp.

KIDJO said...

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜….

Megasam Aluminium Structural Engineers: accoboard,Partitioning, etc. 07036473947, 09084791116, twitter - @MegasamAluminum said...

Stella congrats on your award. May you move higher in Jesus name.

Vivilicious said...

I sincerely pray so

Broad said...

Wooow @stiffened meat... IHN hurray

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Thank God for today,beautiful faces

Sassy Meruche said...

Are you freaking kidding me?? A 15 year old is gbenshing your gateman and you're here talking Nonsense? You are evil if you don't tell her parents.Abd I don't even believe this your story.Asi ocha.

reemah said...

Na wah o.

Manna Bee said...

I am not happy๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ.

Some minutes ago, a young guy just jump on the electrical rail track.

So many depressed people here but suicide shouldnt be the answer to any problem.

RIP to the dead.


TheBrownDahlia said...

It's only on this blog that I read people saying "ass licking" instead of "ass kissing"... or "kiss ass" (if you want to make it a noun and attribute it to a person). Every time I read "ass licking", the most disgusting image pops into my head ๐Ÿ˜„.

Eno said...

Thank you Jesus for your blessings. May all our prayers be answered this week. Happy new week.

Anonymous said...

Stella MA, I suggest you hold on to the money for divorce chronicle poster abit longer. She may not have access to a phone or data. Afterall she said she has so many issues. Please don't let her blessing miss her just like that.

lvahstherapy.blogspot.com said...

Let me perch here a little, it's being long.

Monkeynofine said...

This is funny to u or what? Now I know you're really an attention seeker! Better tell her parents all dat happen when they're back oooo that's ifths story is true.

Sharon Aminu said...

Lols,u no well o

Makason said...

@ KIDJO,lolzz @ free house help.
Yeye dey smell.

Gracious child said...

D'royalty you write so well. I'm sure you would be funny while talking too. I pray your dream of working in a radio or television station come true.
The first face of ihn is pretty.

Makason said...

Sorry @ BluntijebuChic..It is well dear.

Ehi hairs and wigs UK said...

Can you imagine,the man is still opening eye for you. His wife dosent care because she is used to it.

Anonymous said...

If you're tired of arguing with strangers on the internet, try talking with one of them in real life -President Barak Obama, no social drama this week please me I don tire to dey read una curse. Up and down, and Stella please stop enabling comments that might lead to fight

Anonymous said...

Pls tell her parents, this child is a minor pls! Don't take advantage of her.. may God not let our kids disgrace us Amen!

The General's Wife said...

Lol @ ur story.

But then Kidjo I hope u have sat her down and pointed out the dangers of fornication to her. I mean why would a pastor's daughter be doing this evil at this age? I mean anyone's daughter for that matter. Please educate her. Threaten her to behave or else u spill. And her mom? I think u should let her know what u saw.
If this is handled properly,that girl can still be saved.

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

@kidjo....abeg try another story....this one too fake..15 yrs old n gateman...smh

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

How re u...u don't comment often what happened

Girlie said...

Congrats to the winner of in house gist. Pls there should a small something for the person whose gist took second position. I don't mind anything at all. My oil and indomie gist is also original. God bless the givers. Stells congrats on your award.

Rocky said...

Kidjo, it isn't funny. You took best of the situation and encouraged blackmail (knowingly / unknowingly)? If you don't want to tell her parents, that's fine but going ahead to encourage blackmail is pure evil.

You should advice her, as the 'big sister' you are, and believe me she'd respect you for life. You might not understand what you'll need her respect for now, but later, you'd understand.

Makason said...

God bless all the givers..
SDK blog saving lives since 1800 DC..

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

Love me jeje u don't want to leave alone telemundo this year abi.......

bemigho nathan said...

First time commenting in IHN. Will be right back.......

treasures said...

Thank you Jesus.

Manna Bee said...

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑYou need help my dear. Please quickly log on to www.JesusChristTheHealer.com before it is too late.

Ehi hairs and wigs UK said...

Please let her parents know when they get back. She is only 15 a teenager with a confused mind.

Beloved said...

You are welcome

Aunty Sabina said...

Who is saying Stella should stop enabling comments that can start fight? Taaaah!
Stella don't try it oo. The fights keep this blog lively. Imagine if all comments are serious and formal, it would be so boooring here. I trust Stella, she even likes fight too, Warri pikin kikikiki.

Droyalty, something is missing in that your new name. It should be 'SBC President D'Royalty'. I'm sure you know what SBC is, you founded it remember?

SUNSHINE said...

Hallo Tet :)

Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Bluntijebuchic may God heal you and comfort you. Sorry for the pains are you passing through, dont worry you will be fine in no time. Thank God you have life.

Quiksilver said...

I am interested ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Beloved said...

They can't catch up with me because God got me.

Ikwakwakwakwakwa

You boss should chill make we watch telemundo
Hope you saw the new one That they will start on 23rd THE SON I NEVER KNEW or something like that

Enjoy too

Beloved said...

Thanks Debbie


#My little ways of making the world better

SUNSHINE said...

Anon 15:03, welcome Madam He locked me inside.
Everything was wrong with that nonsense you cooked up.
Bloody scammer.

Anonymous said...

Nothing o...it is one of the changes

Beautiful Eagle said...

Stella's sign-out message is the reason I don't subscribe to office prayers. Too much hypocrisy.

Beloved said...

Shout out to you too

You are scarce nowadays

Scarlett said...

Gas shud be 4k here. I bought at 3500 in December. I'll confirm when my gas finish.

The General's Wife said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Scarlett said...

Adonbilivit. This story is fake

Beloved said...

Lmao

We have hear o
Thankio

I am now in the mood to lick someone's ass abi kiss all join
Who is available ?
No loveme jeje is busy with telemundo
All my lovelies dey office

I want obodo Oyibo ass now
Ikwakwakwakwa

Scarlett said...

The man wan straf akwaibom babe. Plenty people can cook joor. He shud hire a male cook

Candy YumYum (MIND SO MILITARY) said...

wonderful

Scarlett said...

Congrats folly. Invest wisely and say NO to MMM and Givers forum (but dem dey pay sha)

Candy YumYum (MIND SO MILITARY) said...

not everyone with a new ID is new.

KIDJO said...

Fake right?@Suoebi(Niger delta finest)..hmmm.it looked fake to my eyes as well my dear..I didn't believe the sight at first..I must surely tell her parents o if not for nothing but just to shame them because they are fond of castigating others in the compound for bringing in male visitors๐Ÿ˜ž, they've embarrassed one of my visitors before.Chai.I wish I took pics to back up my claims.I will talk sense into the lil girl today when im back from work,And as for the gateman..he own don finish.Lol.I wish I'm good at keeping such secrets, but my amebo is raise to power 100, I can't keep shut over such nah, just waiting for her parents to return from their journey before I call a meeting of the full compound gladly chaired by your able Kidjo๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†..I can like this kan show๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

KIDJO said...

Yeah , you can say that again.
."Abuja people Cool and Tush"๐Ÿ‘

PinKy berRy said...

So I got my referral bonus today from MMM

Mavrodians are at it again..

Am just happy mehn!

KIDJO said...

You re wicked o.If no drama, will you come here if it's dried like harmattan?๐Ÿ˜Ÿ...instead of you people to think of how to start paying the drama Queens here , you re saying this.. Don't be ungrateful o.oya say thanks to the drama Queens ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

KIDJO said...

๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ.

Monkeynofine said...

@suoebi see me ooo somehow busy though,๐Ÿ˜™

Anonymous said...

That's how u people go about spreading HIV

NUVI HONEY said...

It Seems like damage control /comeback move to me, who doesn't lock door in this Nigeria? Then it's now when you want to do that kind of bad and you said she was even screaming loud? This sorry get k-leg.

em jay said...

Chaiiii, @ mama nnuku, how wish na me, I gho form call, begin gist my imaginary caller, wetin my eye see, I will do it in a way only d man will understand, I sabi find those kin trouble.

SUNSHINE said...

I can gun you down because of this fable.

NUVI HONEY said...

Congrats BV Treasure and BV Eno .
D Royalty, I wonder what you must have said to mock her , since your conscience pricked you why didn't you apologise since? It's a good thing you apologised all the same.
Mama Nnuku you could have kept this gist for Saturday or Sunday na, you made me remember how your gist used to be before the pressure of posting often made it watery.
Hello everybody.

Anonymous said...

@Kidjo Thanks to all the drama kings and queens, make una fight wella,spice up this blog and get Stella more hits,kontinue, we are here reading all una antics, make una even fight tear bra,tear bra, even tear una sef to pieces, wetin concern me

Super mama said...

Congratulation bv Eno and Follyrealwoman. My turn is coming soon by God's grace. Begging will leave my life soon. Those that are mocking me will rejoice with me too.
KIDJO, I saw what you said about me. I pray you don't experience life. You are still a young girl, you don't know tomorrow. Internet or no internet, God is everywhere.

All Things Red said...

Hi @ "Blunt Ijebu Chick", Thank GOD for deliverance from unreasonable people. You will recover all that you lost. Stay O.K & Positive. Keep your head up. You will heal and come back better and stronger. Take care.

Anonymous said...

I believe your story cos that was how my cousin was 13years old but looked bigger and fat. She always told guys she was 19. One guy working in ECOWAS started dating her. Problem came when she visited him and slept off, forgot coming back home. We looked for her everywhere and decided to go the guy's house early the next day only for gate man to say we can't go in cos they have not had breakfast. Hahahahaha, my aunty just pushed the gate man, got in and gave my cousin a dirty slap on her cheeks, she just said Ah ah mummy na, like her mummy was embarrassing her in front of her bobo. My aunty jack the guy and started asking what he did to her daughter, he said he didn't touch her. My aunty now asked him how old is this girl you housed over night, the bobo said 19, chai my aunty was mad. Told him my cousin was 13,the guy nearly fainted, he was shocked and started begging that he didn't know. He deleted my cousin from bbm, packed out of the house to another place. My cousin is now 19 and models for a plus size clothing line and schools in Ghana.

KIDJO said...

Sunshine...kiss me ass is it your fable? Did I tie rope on your neck like prettyMike did to those ladies and forced you to read?..dey your lane abeg.I'm here for fun and nothing more.take your sadist self to someone else ok๐Ÿ˜›. Nuvi Honey..wetin damage wey dem dey control?.don't know why you guys like trouble pass fight o.

Anonymous said...

Plz am about finishin5 my nysc I need money for sewing machine industrial 80k plz am in abuja.
Miss u.l

KIDJO said...

Dunno why some Nigerians re so sad and bitter.if you see a comment and can't seriously relate to it or see the fun side to it why don't you waka and pass...Too many bitter leaf cynthia here.abeg make una go buy honey for una bitter sound cause I don't give a f**k. By the way who you epp@sunshine.When last you baff๐Ÿ‘Ž. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ .Chai.Life is sweet o.

Anonymous said...

Herpes simplex is worst than HIV.
Tha rash so painful I don't wish it upon my enemy and if u have a weak immune system it would keep reoccurring til u die.

Anonymous said...

Herpes simplex is worst than HIV.
Tha rash so painful I don't wish it upon my enemy and if u have a weak immune system it would keep reoccurring til u die.

Anonymous said...

Get help world wide is the best greedy people run to mmm.

SANDY NEKY said...

HahahahahA! Lolo, you can say that again!!! You better relocate oo๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

Anonymous said...

Hun, don't agree to do without getting something. What rubbish? Be dodging her. If she can't get you a promotion, get you sent for training, get you a pay raise or give you "transport fare" then forget it! She and her bf are catching trips on your toto. For free. Negodu

Blossom said...

Monday's IHN is here!

Quiksilver said...

LOL...Sunshine no vex ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Eka Joy said...

Nuvi, it's the gullible people on this blog I pity. That story reeks of everything fake. And like u said, I'm sure it's her comeback story

beautiful godly said...

How am wicked KIDJO ,na bad tin I say, make they tune down na bad . pls check your dictionary for the meaning dear.lol

Tiwa

Viva Ciara said...

No scarlet, he's an old man whose children are not in town and need someone to give him constant food.
Quickie go away joor ๐Ÿ˜

Jay said...

Am not hiding oh, I recently got an id.

beautiful godly said...

Loveme jeje wetin telemundo go do u ,u nor go believe your self, all the story na d same, same voice over ,same faces,same etc
Careful before they emotionally break u

Tiwa

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Hahahaha,nnuku,you reserve that your gist for weekend gist ooo,very funny

Beth said...

Abeg go Sidon with this your tales by the moonlight...you know its a lie that's why you're littering every post with. Attention seeker oshi

Viva Ciara said...

Sorry Bluntijebuchic

beautiful godly said...

Ehya @BluntijebuChic.
Take heart, thank God you are alive .
Its well dear

Tiwa

Lilly simple said...

1st keh?

God bless the givers n d receivers Cheers

Cookie said...

Hello Everyone.......

Happy New week

Special kisses to my lovelies๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Nuvi, you're smart.

GERMAN JUICE said...

@manna bee not everything is about Jesus but common sense am sure she already feela like she was stupid and was used reason she came Here to hear others opinion.

@anon you have made a very grevious mistake,am sure you think she likes u so much ....woman doesn't have an atom of love for you.
They used u take it or leave it.
You should have told her u don't have random sex with people expecially guys.Insist expecially on health implications, so if must,u need to get tested,or use protection and get well paid since u were game.
You f.up big time, you are cheap and easy and i am very sure u didn't use protection.
You probably think she likes u so much to share her man with u,dude might also be randomly picked up just like u,cut me the she was calling me bla,bla u responded well so she knew u weren't straight.

Even married women be begging to have 3 some with their husband's with pay and still we say no.
Talk more a Radom dude and u did it osho free, dude didnt come from usa she paid him and didn't pay u.
U are to easy and cheap.
Learn from this.
Get tested if u didn't use protection.
Next Time she contact u tell her your mind dont be a fool.

MrsB said...

Wow so sorry about that

Tetrina said...

Hahhahhahhhhhhahhaaahahahh

Olaide Ogunmola said...

Happy to be here but late, am here for an assistant of any amount to start a business, please any kindhearted bv to safe me from joblessness. My mum and junior ones rely on me. One love.

Lilly simple said...

Most married men cheat when their wife is preggy
They form dey don't enjoy sex

Am getting to see d reason why babes call yoruba guys **demon**
No tribalism please

One is on my neck now, already calling me his wife,chaiiiii I warn him not to call me that abeggg before it'll enter my head, he was so happy that I understand yoruba
Please how's inter-tribal marriage?

Femilicious said...

Mama nnuku you are just cray๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. They need to give you your own show like jenifas dairy

Rhoda Rex said...

Welcome

Single Mom said...

Yeah you are right, I tot we were going to get something at least my story was original, I really need financial support to take care of my child, it is not easy to take care of a sickle child it is really draining me.


Long live SDK.

Chinny Baby said...

Stella pls enable my comments nah

Single Mom said...

Yeah you are right, I tot we were going to get something at least my story was original, I really need financial support to take care of my child, it is not easy to take care of a sickle child it is really draining me.


Long live SDK.

Tetrina said...

Sunshineeee ๐Ÿ˜˜

Anonymous said...

Niger delta finest,u right! Dis kidjos story is so very very very fake! Ds girl sha likes attention sha! Kai! Is it dat u whr derived attention rit from home or childhood? U really crave for attention!Gaddamit! May u get d notice me u seek frm dis sdk blog o! Hian!smh!

Anonymous said...

Thank God you changed droyalty and ended the mocking laughter ikwakwakwa. BTW The general wife has taken over your evil laughs. Did you see where she was trolling KIDJO and forgot to go anonymous and was yabbing her about her DP pictures. Shameless woman God will reveal them all on this blog. A won smellos.

Anonymous said...

The general wife doing attachment on KIDJO you didn't add Ikwakwakwa as you overtook Droyalty. Guilty conscience is a disease Mrs I hate trolls

Baba Ita said...

I like Eve Ume.Eve Ume looks like somebody whose inner beauty is responsible for her outward glow.Giving shoutouts to only correct people.Her shoutout is not to blograts & irritants whose stock in trade is to litter the comments section with silly & toxic comments.The iPhone dearie should be Iphie dearie.Please be like Eve Ume.

BluntChic (Ijebu/Ibibio blood) said...

Ehya! Sorry I hope you are getting better.

Baba Ita said...

Mama Nnuku the big brother,(abi big sister je ni ka pe).I hope you know say there is a BIGGER BROTHER watching you too.Boys will be boys you know.

Anonymous said...

Niger delta finest,u right! Dis kidjos story is so very very very fake! Ds girl sha likes attention sha! Kai! Is it dat u whr derived attention rit from home or childhood? U really crave for attention!Gaddamit! May u get d notice me u seek frm dis sdk blog o! Hian!smh!

KIDJO said...

Eka joy,Nuvi bitterleaf ..and anon 18:03you all can kiss my sexy ass for all I care..lemme know when ya done kissing it so I can wear my undies.sadists.๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

SANDY NEKY said...

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹

SUNSHINE said...

Anon 18:03 a.k.a Kidjo, be like say them swear for you.
Stupid oaf.

Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahaha una funny ooo. Make una allow me enjoy my programme jare. I just like watching telemundo than our african magic.


I bought my 12.5kg gas at Mile 2 for N5,000.00.

Na wa for this vuhari government ooo, so someone cannot eat bottle of groundnut again, N550 per bottle chai. This government di very bad men

KIDJO said...

Hahahahahaha, epic comeback indeed.chai.I haff laff and tire ooo.you all sickos make me laugh so hard..Don't I deserve an award for making you guys ve headache over me.hahahahahaha .brb.lemme go check my beans...will be back to check if any of my fans reply again.๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…awon fans me ti large ni.

KIDJO said...

As I nor come get dictionary na wetin I go do..biko send me money make i buy one nah...

KIDJO said...

Hahahahahaha...I didn't even notice of. Chai.๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜….she be yabbing me as if she's even close to being pretty in real life๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

KIDJO said...

I will keep on bringing gist so they can be nacking their head against transformer๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜….

KIDJO said...

Dear.I've seen the bad,the good,the ugly and the beautiful side of life.Though I'm still a young girl but experience is not by age and money is not everything.Sorry if I did hurt you with my comments,hit me up with your details lemme atone for it.

KIDJO said...

For wetin na..I don't tear bra or pants for what nah...why should I tear my Victoria secret undies wey I do ajo take buy..abeg take time o๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

SANDY NEKY said...

Jeeeeeeeeeeez๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Monkeynofine said...

@bluntchic sorry dear. Quick recovery....

TheBrownDahlia said...

Lmao Beloved you're a clown!!

Anonymous said...

@they will be begging to pay and we say no. German juice you be original German German. Ashewo no be work my dear friend, repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. Smh

Isaacson said...

So sorry dear..the lord is your strength and just be positive and watch how you will recover all your lost in multiple folds...sending much love to you..GET BETTER SOON

Nki said...

Elastic you've got a fan in me! I Your jokes are so funny and original๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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