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Monday, 9 January 2017

KNOCK Knock....

OMG! Knock knock knock jokes can be very hilarious and this inspiration was gotten from Sunday Spontaneous post...
Who's got some knock knock knock jokes for us? Check these out: 





Knock knock
Who's there?
Ola
Ola who?
Ola do is win win win no Marra what!

🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tukor
Tukor who?
Tukor pee this tune for fifty naira press eleven




Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enda
Enda who?

Endaaaaaaaaaaaa iyaaaaa will always love youuuuu



Knock Knock
Who's there?
ukem
ukem?
ukem from heaven to earth to show us the way



Knock Knock
Who's there
Eni
Eni who?
Enitin she want she must to get o
Oh Jennifer!.

Knock Knock
Who's there
Emem
Emem who?
Emem Emem, Blessings And Glory, wisdom thanksgiving and honour......

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isha
Isha who?
Isha be permanent, Isha be permanent, what the lord has done for me,Isha be permanent

Knock Knock
Who's there?
disease
disease who?
disease the day that the Lord has made



Knock Knock
Who's there
Isbina
Isbina who?
Isbina long day,without you my friend


Knock knock
Who's there?
Diezani
Diezani who?
If diezani justice in the world, I will be your man


Knock knock. Who's there. Halima. Halima who? Halima love on you,that's what I wanna do.... Nigerians play too much lol


knock knock... Who's there? Email...Email who? Email, email her, email her, jehova mail her


Knock knock knock who's there? Akanbi.
Akanbi Who???
Akanbi your hero baby I can kiss away your pain


You wanna try? Add yours....


167 comments:

Eka Joy said...

E no funny na

peace maker said...

LOL hilarious

Teddy said...

Hahahaha Stella you play too much

shola akorede said...

Lol

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

I'm sure it's just me but I don't find them humorous.

em jay said...

Stella stella.

OLORI said...

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Folake...

Folake who?

Folake gimme love oooπŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy spirit of the lord is upon my soul I will dance like David danced

miss Aboki the great said...

Knock knock
Wo is there?
Emi
Emi who?
Emi keshi eh oba shoki eh

Aphrodite said...

Lool, i just love the knock knock series

Broomstick said...

LMAO. Kai this is so hilarious

OLORI said...

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Adan...

Adan who?

Adan get alert GodwinπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

miss Aboki the great said...

Knock knock
Who is there?
Elo
Elo who?
Elo from the other side

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

This thing is annoying af
Doesn't make any sense.
Mtseew.

miss Aboki the great said...

Knock knock
who is there?
Isi
Isi who?
isi too late now to say sorry

Dika said...

Knock knock...Who's there?
Temi
Temi who?
Temi who made it possible,your mama,your papa,your mama,your papa eh ya...

miss Aboki the great said...

Knock knock
Who is there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada will always love you

miss Aboki the great said...

Knock knock
Who is there
Mamadu
Mamadu who?
Mamadu good oo e do good

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

Lolz

ITz_Gee said...

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO IS THERE
IFY
IFY WHOO?
IFY GIVE YOUR HEART TO ME I NO GO LET YOU GO ........


KNOCK KNOCK
WHO IS THERE
ADE
ADE WHO?
ADE MAD OVER YOU GIRL ADE MAD OVER YOU GIRL
LMAOOOO KNOCK IS THE NEW BAE

miss Aboki the great said...

Knock knock
Who is there?
Ifa
Ifa Who?
Ifa was a boy. Even just for a day

Beloved said...

Lol

miss Aboki the great said...

Knock knock
Who is there?
Oma
Oma who?
Oma ladies kukerer

BLOGLORD said...

Hahhahahahahhaaha. This is hilarious.
Lemme try.

Knock knock
Who is it?
It's me Jeho
Jeho who?

Jehova is your name....
Jehova is your nameeeeeee, mighty warrior, great in battle, jehova is your name.

Lmaooooo.
This is creative. Thumbs up to whoever came up with this.

Gracepersonified said...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Awuli
Awuli who?
Awuli do anything for you, awuli do anything for you, anything for! anything for you..

Villager said...

Nok Nok...

whus dere?

yora

yora whu?

yora Kant balanse is low, pliss richard as soon as poccible.

Stelz said...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Yousay
Yousay who?
Yousay you like cassava, I get big cassava!

Loveme Jeje said...

It was that email her that I finally got the joke. Kudos to the person who started this

Bee10 said...

Hilarious

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

LMAO

OLORI said...

I heard it was alibaba that started it in 2012

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Is this truly bloglord?
😱😱😱😱😱
Where have you been?

Adeniji Bisi said...

Una be case for this blog i swear, se person no fit decide say him no go laf today again ni



Mc pinky

Bee10 said...

Villager pls stopeet πŸ˜‚

Olaide Ogunmola said...

Will you remember me in a year?
Yes
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes
Will you remember me in a second?
Yes!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You forgot me already!!!

HummingBird said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha can't stop laughing. Nigerian's eh na wa o

Bunny PJ said...

Hahahahahhahaha
Knock!! knock
Who's there?
Olad
Olad who?
Olad have mercy, hola hola wepopping bottles hollaaaaaaa🎡

Anonymous said...

Stella, even you. I give up

calabar chick said...

Hahahahahahaha!
I love this... Sooo funny.

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

Crazy villager.. Lol

Anonymous said...

knock knock
who's there
wendy
wendy who
wendy spirit of the lord is upon my soul i will dance like david dance

Villager said...

dedicathird to mai booo, sheynail baiby

Nok Nok!!

whus dere?

shey...

shey whu?

shey the nashional moi moi, defide the nashional cake, yuo shop yuor own, I shop mine own,the gofament wheel north shop aloan.
#mama gee.

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

Bloglord! As I live and breathe! Welcome back.

Anonymous said...

Knock knock knock
who,s there?
Alhaji
alhaji who?
Alhaji eeeeeeen alhaji¡, alhaji¡¡, alhaji¡¡¡

Jasmine said...

I hate this knock knock series with passion

Jasmine said...

It's just not u

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

Oh my! Am I gonna have a field day or what?
Hahahahaha!





Dum Spiro spero.

Jasmine said...

Bloggie!!!!


Finally

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Bloglord?
Wow

Bee10 said...

Welcome back bloglord stop this disappearing act oh!

Anonymous said...

Goat

Anonymous said...

Villager don mad finish

AnneOsas said...

It's just you and jasmine.. they are super funny and creative.

AnneOsas said...

Knock knock
Who's there??
Amadi
Amadi who??
Amadi pay phone trying to call home...

Beloved said...

Nice

Annie said...

Hahaha... Funny

Sugar MπŸ’‹ said...

Lol kwakwakwakwaa.

chinyere adajesus said...

Who do we 've here.... welcome back bloggie

HummingBird said...

Chi exotic....you need honey therapy

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

Bloggie have mussed u like kilode....where the hell ve u been or did you change ID like us

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

Villager ooo...lwkmd

Empress Windy. said...

Knock knock knock who's there? Richard. Richard who? Richard cards

Eno said...

Knock knock
Who is there?
Eno
Eno who?
Eno easy ooo, hey hey hey hey hey, to dey sing to dey dance and people dey rejoice hey ...

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

Lol...its been long I heard this song

Ed said...

Knock knock
Who's there
Its kabi
Kabi who?
Kaaaaaabiyesi o ose ooooo

SUNSHINE said...

May God have mercy on my sense of humor.

HummingBird said...

Ah ah why now

Eno said...

Knock knock
Who is there?
Omoty
Omoty who?
Omoty ko gbeko, odamiloju pe yo jiya

A friend sent this to me and I laughed seriously.

I am king EZE said...

They crack me up all the time. You guys should go check your sense of humor e get small skio skio

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Daiday
Daiday who?
Daiday is bright, is bright and fair oh happy day, daiday of joy!

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

iam Owen said...

have been seeing dis knock knock stuff everywhere.. am just reading it for d first time now.... nice sha... but e do me as e do dem

THELMA'S CAKE WORLD said...

Hahahahahahah

zizi said...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Olufunmi
Olufunmi who?
Olufunmi ooo
Ma pa mi lekun ooo
Olufunmilola
Mase fimi sile lai lai
Durotimi ooo
Olufunmi o

Fruitilicious said...

Welcome back...

Shennel Hyacinth said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Eka Joy said...

Me too oh

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

I love this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

I love this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Shennel Hyacinth said...

Awwwwwh 😍 don't I just love you 😘😘 lol.

wize andre said...

Knock knock
Who's there
Samina
Samina who??
Samina mina eh eh...waka waka eh eh

Jay said...

Knock knock
Who is there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda mountain, hinda valley, Honda land and Honda sea

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

Lol..

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

*missed

Nne nwa said...

its funny nau

Aphrodite said...

Stella where is my comment now, for some days now i dont see them. Kini mo se to yen

Cherry Wine said...

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Noma
Noma who?

Noma_tter the weight of elephant nor go fit cause earthquake

Nne nwa said...

villager o don't kill us

Ammy Bee said...

Knock knock...

Who is there?

Eny

Eny who?

Eny where he went,he was doing good. Almighty healer,he healed the lame men....

Lol, me like

Nne nwa said...

yes it was annoying before bh once i understood the joke, i started enjoying it

Cherry Wine said...

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Umesam
Umesam who?
Umesam na Ojo, Ojo say na teacher

Cherry Wine said...

Knock knock
Who's there??
Dadi
Dadi who??
Dadi o o dadi
Dadi when u go for journey...

Anonymous said...

Knock knock
Who's there?,
Honda,
Honda who?
Honda mountain,hinda valley,honda land,hand in da sea...

Shy Artsy gal... said...

Knock! knock!
Whose there?
Ifa.
Ifa who?
Ifa say I love u no be lie
Ifa say I love u no be lie ma baby!(2ce)O-O-O-O Ohema ooo!

I am king EZE said...

Ayam not understanding

Anonymous said...

Knock knock
Whose there
Alligator
Alligator who
"These people think I am joking oo"-real alligator

Pipi Lee said...

Hahahahahaha

My best so far is *Ade mad over you girl*, maybe that's cos I dey mad over this song.

Pipi Lee said...

Blogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...omg...I just lost my voice.

Still Ringing said...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Gbangba
Gbangba who?
Gbangba Gba Lo Gbangba Gbangba Gbangba Na who dey enter for mummy's house o, daddy o daddy .....

Anonymous said...

Eka, I don't understand these jokes at all, oh well.

Anonymous said...

Funny how? Very dry jokes for juveniles!!!

BLOGLORD said...

Portable it's me oh!
Thanks guys @ Suoebi, Jas, Chi, Fruitilicious, Chyada. Bee10, North Dakota. I miss y'all more

BLOGLORD said...

Loosen up guys.

Well maybe this isn't your first, second or third time seeing/reading it. Prolly overplayed hence it lost it's comic taste. I find it funny but I guess I'd frown at it by next week

Better pikin, fine geh said...

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?

Inay

Inay who?

Inay land of myth and a time of magic the destiny of a.......his name MERLIN

Beautiful and GIFTED said...

BLOGLORD!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

OMG, I had to comment. Happy New Year!

WHERE THE HECK DID YOU DISAPPEAR TO. If I say I no miss you...

Muah muah! Welcome back, and stop that rough play!

Better pikin, fine geh said...

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?

Ayuga

Ayuga who?

Ayugana dansio if i show u d monio

Better pikin, fine geh said...

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?

Owen

Owen who?

Owen de saints go marching in wende saints go marching iiiin...

Beautiful and GIFTED said...

Chai! See as I almost piss for body. This girl, you'll not kill me!

Better pikin, fine geh said...

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?

Owen

Owen who?

Owen de saints go marching in wende saints go marching iiiin...

Better pikin, fine geh said...

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?

Wan

Wan who?

Wan minit remaining

Anonymous said...

Haahhahaha

Better pikin, fine geh said...

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Malo

Malo who

Malonogedede malonogedede malonogedede o wey inogedede inogedede inogedede o wey..

The General's Wife said...

Hahahhahaha Pipi said she lost her voice.

BLOGGIE!😘
My one and only BLOGGIE!

The General's Wife said...

Hahhahahahhahahaha
Nwa baby m come and see o.
Wendy spirit....
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

BLOGLORD said...

Hahahahaha. Pipi baibyyyyyyyyyy! Miss u silly gurl.
Suoebi I NEVER changed i.d. I remain BLOGLORD. In all honesty, can't even believe I can do without this blog for this long but when you are really occupied then...
Bee10 yes ma/sir. Lol
Jas, Chi exotic, North, I see you guys. You all rock.

Amen Duchess said...

U haff finis me with laff o....lwkmd

Single Mom said...

Knock knock
Whise there?
Sandra,
Sandra who?
Sandra Lili, Sandra lili,Sandra Lili Sandra Lili, Sandra Lili, Sandra Lili, Sandra Lili was a question....

Amen Duchess said...

Knock!knock!
Who is there?
Ewa!
Ewa who?
Ewa na beans o..eheh na beans o ewa...coco na cocoyam o

Miss Ferragamo said...

Way out of context πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Knock knock
Who's there
Taiye
Taiye who?
Taiye kanyin,ijo less,eyin na lewo rayin..

Dark Horse said...

It didn't mk sense to me bfr..@ villager your own must be different

nnuku Sexy pant-like boxers. 08170506432 Order now said...

Blog Lord is back?? *runsouttowashfacewater* no am not seeing double.

Pipi Lee said...

*pushing everybody away...excuse me pls, excuse me pls, lemme hug my bloggie* Xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo...I know TGW has been sending my regards and xoxos to you. Miss you too.
@TGW...xoxoxoxoxo

Cherry Wine said...

Knock Knock
Who's There?
New
New who?
New money e Don come I buy garri 10 kobo, I give Mary to cook am.. .. . You know the rest, lol.

BLOGLORD said...

Beautiful and Gifted lol. Miss u too babes, Rough play gerraway, I play no more.

TGBaiba sure babe!

Pipi, I will buy you menthol. Tomtom or baba blue? you sef shout small small

Cherry Wine said...

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ivun
Ivun who?
Ivun your boo get a boo, a boo a boo

Svelte Chic said...

Hah!!! This knock knock ish is outplayed biko...Nigerians will just rubbish the whole thing...besides Ali baba didnt start it...its a very old game that was popular in the 80s abi 90s in the USofA...

Vickie berries said...

Hilarious

becky naka said...

Hahahaha, villager u is funny.

Sandra said...

It's funny jor. U pipu sense of humour is made of concrete. Come and be going since its not funny to u. Email emaila emaila Jesusssss...me love

Sandra said...

Dont make no sense to u Cuz u dumb af

Sandra said...

This is cute

Isaacson said...

Hahaha nice ones,I had to crack my head to form one so here it goes

Knock,knock....
Who's there?
Nkem
Nkem who?

Nkem from heaven to earth to show the way,from the earth to the grave

Lolzzz he nor easy ooo to create this stuff

Tetrina said...

Hahahahhaha

Tetrina said...

Lol

Tetrina said...

Hahahaaha

Tetrina said...

Hahahahhaha....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Tetrina said...

Hahahahah,I remember this song from YouTube, lol

Tetrina said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Iphie dearie said...

Okwa giπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Miss Kay said...

Lmao anon kisses

Miss Kay said...

Rotfl im gone

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Stupid Sandra
This nobody too wants to talk to me
How sway.

Olabanji Olajide said...

Ko kanaiye oooo

Emilia Peter said...

Lolzzzzz

Anonymous said...

Aboki has killed me

Anonymous said...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Owen
Owen the saints Owen the saints are marching in..

Anonymous said...

Lol

Odus said...

Hahahhahaha

Chinny Baby said...

Amy u are there

Chinny Baby said...

Wow

Anna Dee said...

Roflmao,I just died.

Betty Promise said...

Lolzzzz ZZ.......dis is hilarious!!!!

D'Royalty (Favour Unlimited) said...

Anon wetin Peacemaker do you? Why you dey call am Goat?
Ikwaaakwakwakwakwkwakwakwakwakwa
Ikwaaakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

I no too laugh for the knock something but na peacemaker and that him anony friend make me laugh well well...

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Yes

blog tourist said...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Amara
Amara who?
Amara nke nna mo,o ga di gi de,di gi de,ruo mge ebighe bi

Uzu Anwuli said...

Why my name na#sad face#

kay elsie said...

Lmao, chei dis made my night, see me n hubby laughing anyhw wen it's almost 2 am,our neighbors go tink say we Don cray cray finish or even dey gbensh,dey won't knw it's knock knock series.

Stella Asemota said...

BLOGLORD IS BACK!

The General's Wife said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bravitudenaturals said...

Knock knock
Who?
Emeka
Emeka who?
Emeka miracle worker promise keeper higher than the highest that is who you are.....

Anonymous said...

Knock knock
Who is there?
Willy
Willy what?
Willift your name higher! Willift your name higher! Willift your nam higher willift your name higher

Knock knock
Who is there?
Mama
Mama what?
Mamamamamama I feel like I'm flying over the moon!

Pharaoh D 7th said...

Lolzzz. . . Who talks to nobody?

Innocent Sophia said...

Hi everyone

Innocent Sophia said...

very funny

Innocent Sophia said...

Hi everyone

Anonymous said...

Knock knock
Who is there?
Eboh
Eboh who?
Eboh I really wanna see if can go downtown with a girl like me...

Tina Gina said...

She's talking to nobody, which means she's talking to herself. Babe pls kindly do urself a favour nd visit yabaleft

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