Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Service Year Boulevard 59

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Tuesday, 24 January 2017

Service Year Boulevard 59

*Side eyes*




Good day Stellz,

I know you hear this always, but your blog is the koko. You have shown that Nigerian blogs, can be filled with scintillating gist and also be informative. Kudos!

I had already spent about 6 months at home so I couldn't wait for the call up letter to come. It came and I saw Enugu, I was so disappointed, I even started crying. After paying 50k to get Lagos I got Enugu, its not enough that I spent 5 years schooling there...mchew.

Anyways fast forward to camp, enjoyed my 3 weeks there. Took part in lots of activities, had two camp boos. Answered present every night in mammy. Amongst my camp boos, one was an intellectual, had someone to gist with on the same level, the other no wan let me rest, following me up and dan, wee vex if he sees me with another guy, kept dedicating love songs to me in OBS. Pullease dude was too thirsty.


Time for posting I got posted to a village not far from Enugu, got very nice accommodation and was assigned to teach Physics and Maths, I enjoy teaching and so I had no problem with that. My principal was an ass, had to put him in his place. I spent Monday to Thursday at my PPA , after CDS on Thursdays I disappear to Enugu and go to stay with my friend serving at the barracks. This is where the main gist started.

My friend was from the Northern part of Nigeria and a Muslim, naive Southerner like me I assumed wearing a hijab means one is chaste and well behaved.....story for the gods.

 While at the barracks I met one tall, dark, handsome, drink of water and we hit it off. It felt good to have a boo, although it was just NYSC things cos the guy is a Muslim and your babe is a devout Catholic. Back to my friend I stayed with in her room, she was nice and receptive but this babe is a dog mehn.

 Only her was doing CO, 2 other officers, one Nna bros as well as 2 corps members in the barracks. If you hear her insulting runs girls here, you will pity them....as in serious hypocrite. I had to run away from the barracks cos of her drama, it got to a point she wanted me to be lying for her and covering up for her.


 She will tell me let's go to the officer's mess, once we get there she will spend 1hr in a room with the CO, when she returns she will say he was begging her for sex, but she insulted him and left....aunty was insulting him for 1hr? (chai I must really resemble mumu for this babe eye).

I had fun with my NYSC boo, loosened up and actually enjoyed 042 properly. My friend is still gbenshing married men and refused to receive sense. I made tons of friends during the service year, still in contact with so many of them. Hope I didn't bore you guys. Kizzez!!



*Madam you had two camp boos and didnt tell us whether you gbenshed them or not but you counting someone else' own...How are we even sure yours was one NYSC boo? 

UCHEEEEEEEEE;mind ya bizness ...LMAO

No mind me oh..LOL


35 comments:

I am king EZE said...

This SYB was about your friend, still waiting for your own..

Anonymous said...

Nor mind am Stella

STARRY LARRY said...

You're the type we call 'ari teni moowi' in Yoruba, so you mean you're saint all through your stay over there? See how you open your friend's nyash and cover yours, I fear your type abeg




*Larry was here*

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

So all these female corpers, you people have given us reasons to know that you guys are oloshos in that place.

Na wa for una ooo. I no judge you ooo. That is what all who had brought their stories have made us to believe

LOLLAH said...

Madam pls what is 042? You weren't a saint yourself during your NYSC. What would a devout Catholic be doing with a Muslim especially when you knew nothing was gonna come out of it.
I am no judgina. Just my thoughts

Becky Divine said...

Lmfaoooo @i must really resemble mumu for this babe eye hehehe
You sure say you no be mumu ni

marriedchick said...

good to know you enjoyed and made friends...

The General's Wife said...

Is this your Service Year Boulevard or your friend's?

charitybino said...

Hope you are not the Muslim girl sha?
What is 042?

Beloved said...

Lol... but come and send us your own cos you sent another person's own o

Chidinma Grace said...

Amebo gist. Thumbs up

Blackberry said...

Only ya friend fuck, you come be mermaid okwaya?

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Is this Service year boulevard or a post to paint your friend bad?

Please send in another NYSC story

sexy Daddy said...

Corp like to gbensh for Africa. So I'm not surprised.

sexy Daddy said...

Corp members

modella said...

pot calling kettle black. my friend this my friend that. this ur gist nor complete sef.

Anonymous said...

Code for Enugu.

Anonymous said...

Code for Enugu.

OmoBee said...

This is 'Busy Body Boulevard'

Starjoy said...

Am sure she is indirectly telling us deed and done and covring up with a friend instead

GODSOWN said...

yes you bore us with your stupid disjointed story, i hope you dint gbensh any of them boos of yours coz if you did then you are a useless girl. how can a christian girl be fucking a Muslim man, aswear if you were my sister i will put pepper in your toto. what rubbish you and your friend belong in the same category. mtcheeeeeeeeew

Fuck you said...

Idiot

St.FranKooL.... said...

#When you have someone special in your life, don't ruin it by making stupid decisions*

keke driver said...

Babe abeg send your own na...This story sweet well well jare.

SDK Lastborn said...

You no be better friend Allah, All I see is my friend this my friend that, ok we v seen your friend's SYB, now send yours, we are waiting...

Anonymous said...

Service year boulevard is about over all experience. The friends gist is part of it. Sweet gist joor. Haters go and kpeme.

Pipi Lee said...

Hahahaha, still waiting for your own o.

Ammy Bee said...

@ Lolah, pple like u are the pblm we have in ds country. I'm a Muslim and my best Friend( may God bless her soul) was a devoted Catholic. We had each others back like kilode. The earlier we realise religion is an individual thing the better our lives will be. I still keep in touch with her mum till today even though she is dead. Please let's learn to tolerate one another.

nkiru Iwuchukwu said...

This poster Na wah for you o! I raise Beyonce hand for you so tell us true you no gbensh! I bet say na you do all the gbenshing for Enugu. Tomblogbigbi is real eg diseases full everywhere o

Chidinma Gift said...

Kwakwakwakwakwa my belle ooo

Chidinma Gift said...

Na only her get 2boos within 3weeks oo and yet nna saint

STARRY LARRY said...

Don't mind frenemy like her




*Larry was here*

Anonymous said...

Religion is not personal so don't fool yourself......Muslims do not believe Jesus is the son of God...why sleep with a guy you have no prospects of marrying?

Anonymous said...

@lolah, you are a problem to the society.my best friend in school was a Muslim, will associate with many more than morons like

LOLLAH said...

WILL YOU SHARAP Awon gbeborun. I am a Muslim . It's what she said I am quoting Awon didirin.
Can't you read it? She said "just NYSC things " Whose asking about your best friends?

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