OMG My FB inbox almost exploded yesterday!!!...WHAT!!!
I even had people with Masters and other higher degrees applying,some for fun and some because hey need it....My Goodness,how can i employ someone with four degrees?where i wan see money pay you?
Sadly i cannot read all the mails so i am going to make it tougher....If you are interested in this post.mail me a story and i will indicate,the story with the highest comments will be chosen for the job...I will not edit your story and will be posted exactly how you sent it in....Good enough?
Are there no BV's in Dortmund? I would like to bless someone here with ''A GREEN''....If you live in Europe,you should know what that means.Please call me if you wanna meet.I wanna take you for dinner or Lunch and paint you ''GREEN''.
My friend Angel Beautiful kept me on the phone for so long even after saying ''bye'' every 30mins,when she finally went off the phone,i slept off with my Mac on laps.....#GossipGirl. #NightGossip #SpecialFriend.
Charlotte my friend in UAE,How are you?been messaging you and no response..Holla!
Shout Out to all BV's.
Those of you Missing Old BV's who no longer comment,don't worry,they are still here but under new names or as Anon..Its their choices to change,stop calling them out,just send them a shout out and they will get it.
Once again Shout out to all BV's
Kisses!
PS.....Labour room drama,meeting point,NYSC boulevard,WNB are all empty....if you have any,please send in one.....Cant wait!
Please all appreciation should be posted inside comment section of IHN....aight?
HAhahahahahaha! Swag lafresh I don't believe this your catarrh cure oo. Like seriously??
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteFab are you not same person begging for investors? Hope your baby dada isn't a broke ass. This is 2017 and we don't want strategic beggars here o.
ReplyDeleteCondom is still #50
I thought both of you woke up together?
ReplyDeleteWaiting patiently, then end up marrying late doesn't guarantee you will get a good husband. That's why we should all be prayerful so God will give us our perfect match.
ReplyDeleteI know of a couple who married early, they were so much in love from uni days, they dated for about 7years, but the love is no where to be found again due to financial constraints in the marriage. This is a family that is blessed with kids.
So love is only tested when there is problem, not when everything is rosy. So nobody should wait for a man that will give her all those things u mentioned, because the woman go old for house. We parents have lots to do in educating our kids so that they will be the best wives and husbands in future
d way life springs suprises on us ehn, already a widow at less than 30, its going to 2months now, and all stil seems like a nightmare, this is too much Lord, pls help me to take care of ds boy. I feel so lost and confused , but I need to be strong 4 my son.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Good to know I am not the only one that knows Emjay (Chichi Igbo on wig)is a sly motherfucker.
ReplyDeleteSo sly that you try to pitch warring BVs against each other.
You know quite well that XP and TGW aren't cool yet you give them shout outs at the same time just to rile them up.
You still supported an indirect shade thrown at XP yesterday in the comments(IHN). Person wey you dey chop her palm oil and crayfish, you no even fear make the water you buy from the money she gave you no choke you.
You never slip o. Still waiting for that day.
Just read my comment and rest. Don't you dare come for me.
Where do people get extra time please??
ReplyDeleteI love MR CEO. If all men where like him the world would have been a better place. You a great man and our good God will keep blessing, favouring, and making you more prosperous Amen. You just the best.
ReplyDeleteI love MR CEO. If all men where like him the world would have been a better place. You a great man and our good God will keep blessing, favouring, and making you more prosperous Amen. You just the best.
ReplyDeleteI love MR CEO. If all men where like him the world would have been a better place. You a great man and our good God will keep blessing, favouring, and making you more prosperous Amen. You just the best.
ReplyDeleteYou're very right, em jay. No room for toxicity and negativity.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 8:48 please get a life this 2017 not 2007
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHmmm.The day I will send in my pic for IHN eh. Anybody wey curse me go bath naked for bathroom 😆😆😆. .una too like dey cuss person here see as I come dey learn bad thing na.I don com get bad mouth.me wey be introvert before..well thank God I'm back to Base. .The struggle continues,God bless my hustle
ReplyDeleteAbuja Madalla market, every thursday
ReplyDeleteYea,i like his got@isaac.
ReplyDeleteGood morning all.
Sandy buy. "Udala"oooooo.safe journey to you Nne.
Off to salon to loose my hair,so reluctant to do that.have a good day all
*Opens eyes wide *
ReplyDeleteLord have mercy!!
Speedy healing to your son.
Form is up for sale 5,000 only.😂
ReplyDeleteSuoebi this plenty bakassi wey dey your pix so, u wan make men begin leave their wife dey run follow you abi. 😁😀😀
Emjay no wahala this your yansh never big wella, I will train your ass.
Jacinta,you said it all,my friend who is a guy is passing through such pressure to marry from girl friend and from parents,when he is not even ready meanwhile the girl in question did not want to do anything for her self,all she wants is to answer "mrs"
ReplyDeleteIdeato welcome back.where have you been? I miss your stuff bus tales o.
ReplyDeleteMy dear,welcome back.love your new name
ReplyDeleteNna want to start another war again. I still get headache but all the same it will entertain me.
ReplyDeleteSandy, Isaacsoon etc... Una cause my headache oo. I no fit laugh again.
Lool! Abeg leave me oo this afternoon, when them no want make person de him lane in peace. Mscheeew
DeleteI love your short stories'kudos"
ReplyDeleteYou got served! Lmao ������
ReplyDeleteSquatting doesn't work ooo.I don't squathink but my ass is like Anita Joseph's own.😅😅😆😅😆.Stop wasting your time.Do more of doggy.
ReplyDeletePlease return her back asap and don't tell her nothing just use wisdom and don't leave your son and children with no one till they start talking. You haven't failed this is just a lesson, I'm like mother hen to me son but he has started talking small small once he is talking well il back off a little bit because I know if anything happen he will download it to me when he reach house. I hope your son gets well soon and send that girl back!
ReplyDeleteplease join us in "devine mercy"prayer group of your parish.you will testify.thanks
ReplyDeleteGo get silverbird. ..It's a liquid.dab some of the liquid in a cotton wool,put it in the affected part of your teeth.don't swallow.leave it for some minutes, it will relieve you.Pele. take after5 (A powdered drug for it as well ). ..you will get better but pls don't pull the tooth I'm talking from experience.
ReplyDeletePls I need a job or if u can teach me any trade for a little some of free. Plssss I use God beg u. Tired of sitting down @home. Help a sister
ReplyDeletePls I need a job or if u can teach me any trade for a little some or free. Plssss I use God beg u. Tired of sitting down @home. Help a sister :
ReplyDelete"The fights keeps us entertained"😅😅😅Chief chief the grammarian.lol
ReplyDeleteFamily that will bite u in the ass when shit hits the fan abi......better be veeeery careful
ReplyDeleteA bottle of palmoil is #500 here. Pls where are they selling it for #800
ReplyDeleteMaybe I can start palmoil business
Abeg I need ur reply
Hahahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteDat udi chic,see ehhee
I have been on this blog for years and I know how far!...
I have deleted my IG!...but planning to open a fake one when I'm less busy..
I'm no longer on any social media platform!...
You people should stop linking me to innocent people abeg...
And as for that stupid anon that said the IP address on NGL is me...
Hahahahahahahaha...
I can't be that stupid to use my real email address to comment on a blog!..
I used to be that stupid but not anymore!...
Madam return that girl fast. I saw a stupid comment saying you should keep her and show her love. Please don't joke with the health of your child. Someone said she's a child and doesn't know what she's doing. At 8ys old I was in jss1 and I knew my actions.
ReplyDeleteAmebo, oya fast and go so I can read..
ReplyDeleteGod is ur strength, I pray for drama free pregnancy and God ll provide for all your needs to cater for urself and d unborn child
ReplyDeleteI pray the father of the baby will love u the more and ur baby too
Peace
Morning Cupid,do you know balogun?if u come in from the UBA house?go into Balogun,straight up to the first turning to your right,its a narrow street and jam-packed so pls hold ur bag well o abi kipr money inside body...hahaha,as soon as u turn to ur right,like a walk of 20feets shld bring you to the jewellry section(d left side is d expensive ones while the right is d cheap ones).im resuming work fully nextweek so if u wish to tag along,chat me on watsapp!
ReplyDeleteI personally Will vouch for you Northie....You are more than qualified for it! Wish you'll be chosen
ReplyDeleteMe sef i qualify lol...but no laptop too. It's well
You've been decoded already lol... 1Nigerian girl na you be this kwakwakwa
ReplyDeleteOh God! Dunno what to say... take plenty hugs! You both will be fine
ReplyDeleteNaaaa waaah
ReplyDeleteRemove her from your house immediately and tell her mom what she's been up to! If she likes let her do something about it or leave her like that
Just had a bowl of cereal…my goodness how I love cereal.
ReplyDeleteNow i want to rant below
You BV's need to hold your horses, i am totally disgusted at the way you all derive joy in bringing others down.
“Call outs” is the new trend? I ask is it necessary after all said and done, what have you gained from all that negative energy
Some of you can't even hide your hatred for certain people, tribe or communities why?
Please, no one is perfect and we all have our own shortcomings.
You all are the same people that will accuse the west of racism, yet you can’t even stand your neighbor.
Stella you need to get an Admin to disable some hateful comments before this your Blog derails.
@ XP, XOXO, NUVI, LAEFFIZY, MISS ABOKI, those I forgot to mention and all the numerous ANONS that fuelled this hate and have continued to fuel it on this post.
Please, enough is enough. You guys need to let go of the past . That faceless person on this Blog today might be that Angel you meet tomorrow.
Stop the call outs, especially about people’s personal lives. Let peace reign.
Ideato welcome back, we must get you Staff Bus this 2017.
Steffysofynsoflysojuicy, has the cucumber era ended, now na toothpick? Abeg you no kill me with laff.
#bringbackwhiteberry
With this your grammar? Issorait
ReplyDeleteAt 22 you want to be a baby mama
ReplyDeleteWhat about the man that got you pregnant? Is he ready to take responsibility? Is he ready to marry you? Raising a child is not as easy as it seems.
As a young girl, if you can't hold body and must have sex, use protection especially when you're not ready for a child.
Now see how your life is taking a twist.
Hehehehehehe
ReplyDeleteYou Rang in the new year with herps.
Hoho!
Thanks. It Amaze me how much compassion that comment got. I was really at my lowest & poured out my heart. Not even all the luxury sorrounding me could compare to having my own child. Thanks you all for ur prayers and well wishes. May God grant all your heart desires in Jesus Name, Amen.
ReplyDeleteI am having a splendid day .........
ReplyDeleteAnon you must be mad. How can i cuss under anonymous when i can boldly do that with my ID?
ReplyDeleteMiss Aboki I concur with anonymous. Dunno yu av power 2 paste yest comments that Nuvi n yaself post. Paste many of xp and xoxo mystery join these ones. Asewo Kaduna school has resumed
ReplyDeleteSorry dear, you just have to move on. God will send your AA genotype husband.
ReplyDeleteI have been in your shoes. Mine was worse sef Cus I found out 17 months after we got married. I took that bold step and left the marriage..
Was I hurt? Yes, was in so much pain and anger. With time I got over it and am still hoping on God.
*HUGS*
hi cupid just say you are going to obun eko...it is not far from idumota
ReplyDeleteQueen and boss na so I see am oh!I didn't see the need for the test and all being the fact that she is married with 2kids.
ReplyDeleteI never could have believed she would have herpes.
When my doctor told me what it was, I was shocked to bones coz I never imagine such I was even like, I dont have unprotected sex so how come?and even havent had sex in a while then i rememberd i had oral sex with her it dawned on me.
The painful part is that,when I had the symptoms she acted like she didn't know what it was.
Pure wickedness.Am saying this to warn everyone here to be careful.how u trust people. Never rate anyone highly.
See me spending money to treat rubbish.
@anor 9:38 lie small small o.
ReplyDeletePerhaps u have given up in ur search and accepted ur fate. U sound as if u are proud with a bad attitude.
Awwwww. The Lord is ur strength
ReplyDeleteGood for you....Your happiness is key, and if it makes you happy, go for it! Cheers
ReplyDeleteThank you makason.
ReplyDeleteWhat's an 8 year old girl doing washing plates and looking after a baby in your house for? You have failed as a human being. Looking for cheap labour. Idiot. Get out! You deserve whatever you get.
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