Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: EFCC Is Very Evasive...

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Monday, February 13, 2017

EFCC Is Very Evasive...

Whoever handles their social media handle must think everything is a Joke...Ask them a simple question and they immediately become stand up comedians...Who has time for their Jokes in this Recession?





Please tag them with the link to this post,I am sure the responses will send them to Factory setting...Mscheeew!


75 comments:

  1. Life's not that serious
    I love their responses every time
    We are going through too much already,we need to find laughter in every situation abeg
    Efcc keep it up

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    1. Same thing i thought too. Whoever that's handling that account is bae😆😆😆has a good sense of humour😊

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    2. Gbam!!! You just said my mind Ibk! Each time i see their responses to questions asked on IG or the other blog, I laff and roll on the floor. Sdk, me over love their responses at all times abeg. The person behind that handle is a CLOWN!

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    3. Stella they will still respond jokingly.

      I love the person handling their social media.

      I go send the guy dm to profess love.

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    4. I can't even find any humour in this tweet, just a response. Dude asked a question and they replied, what is the issue?

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    5. You just aired my thoughts,thank u,we have enough going on already,life ain't that hard.

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    6. IBK you know right...
      I love how sarcastic the person is, and witty all in one. Only people like that get me.

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    7. Lols,will tweet my acct balance to c if I well b arrested. Yimu

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    8. That Efcc account is bae, Stella funny how you king of sarcasm can't seem to find this funny.... The person managing the account make sense!!

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    9. I so love whoever is beyond that account. He/she is an extremely smart mind and it gets me every time. Such wit and sarcasm. Intelligence 💯💯💯

      Bia, Stellz, how can you be upset at this? Where did your sense of humor go?😳😳

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    10. Stella , you're judging based on one tweet? Irrelevant questions get sarcastic, funny answers but the serious questions get serious answers.

      And oh, we love it like that!! Not every time serious serious.
      Btw, the handler of that account is SAVAGE!! Hahaha love it

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    11. Yes o. I always love their response. When there re serious questions on serious issues they respond seriously.

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  2. SDK why so serious?? There's nothing wrong in those tweets and it's not like it's keeping them from doing their jobs.

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    1. Stella too dey serious for nothing.

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    2. Madam Wetin u smoke this morning. I just hope u r being sarcastic, or just want want to get the attention of the EFCC. Abeg leave the twitter handler like that, we like whoever is behind it. Inukwa!

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    3. Yes dear, they are still very much focus in what they are still doing

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    4. It's not that serious, the account gives a lot of useful information. It's only the witty, funny ones that make headlines. And pls we love our EFCC handled like that, he is bringing a lot of positive publicity to the organisation

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  3. Lmaoooooooooooooo
    I find it funny pls, was that question necessary?

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    1. He keeps us entertained. I always look forward to the funny responses

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  4. Stella calm down ooo. Leave our EFCC for us ooo.

    People need laughter and not sadness. Let them be doing basket mouth and i go die for us, we no care at all.

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    1. SDK leave dem, we luff them lyk dat. Lyf is not that serious even in this recession.

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  5. Mrs SDK is saying @EFCC is too serious?! See who is talking o. Did you expect them to seriously answer that dude? if you ask them a serious question, they'll for sure give you answers.

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    1. I don't understand. What did you expect them to say? That was the best answer to that sarcastic question and pls I love their tweets don't be a kill joy.

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  6. Calm down stella, life ain't that serious.. I don't see anything wrong in their tweets, so whats the fuss about?

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    1. Leave the mumu itk. It's a free world. If u don't like sumtin look and pass, do not dictate what you think is right to people

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  7. I love their tweets
    I love how they respons to tweets
    I love who ever is handling that account
    Life is already too serious, why make it more serious

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    1. You've said everything I wanted to say. The person understands sarcasm and knows just how to use it. Hilarious account. Doesn't stop them from doing their job anyways. Sooooo... File!

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    2. Pls I love their tweet. Humour is what we need in this hard times. Biko let them be. It's you that needs loosening up

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  8. Stella did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? I love whoever handles their twitter account. That Engr.question as joke & efcc replied in like manner? You wan tief and you're asking the prosecutor how much before they notice you? 😀

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  9. Its an official handle. While occasional snide remarks and shade such as this can be thrown, it certainly shouldn't be a habit.

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  10. See ehn, if it's ur regular tweet Oracle responding like that, then we know it's allowed to joke but for fuck's sake, it's an official body like a 'very official body', if they want to joke around, let them open personal accounts for that. You can never see mtnng or mtn180 respond so childishly.

    I am surprised people are saying 'life is not that serious'
    There are some bodies that shouldn't be used to joke at all. That answer up there makes a mockery of the entire organization.

    My own two cents

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    1. You have a point. But people always ask them funny questions and all they do is respond accordingly. I'm sure they'd respond appropriately when the situation calls for it.

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    2. Eka joy stop licking stella's back side...it's obvious hian

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    3. No doubt, you've got a big empty skull on your head.
      Go and learn from banks and other big organizations and see how friendly they could be with responses. It's called flexibility. you don't need to be too serious or too official when on official social media platform.

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    4. @10:25 😘😘😘
      Exactly.
      Even banks tweet that way
      I have seen funny tweets from access bank and Diamond bank
      What's the fuss
      People ask them funny questions, and they answer in like manner
      Sacarsm and humour it is...

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    5. So because Stella said she doesnt like their responses now you sef no like am
      Hian!
      Ass licking on point

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    6. Anon 11:41 that's the power of 150k

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    7. with alove the seriousness of mtn and glo, hAve their services improved? Take a chill pill Mr. I like the new @Efcc

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  11. There is nothing wrong with their tweet

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  12. Truth is i enjoy their tweet response. But its unprofessional for a serious organization

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  13. Look at how a so-called Engineer disgraced himself with deafening English. Later they will say 'no jobs'.

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  14. Apparently, someone from Nollywood just changed jobs. In my opinion, efcc is too corporate and serious an organisation to be twitting Like this. Its not funny. Nigeria is in turmoil. Its citizens are suffering, and yet they still find time to reply to stupid twits with more stupid replies.EFCC stop it. Send the handlers of that account back to nollywood. It ain't funny.

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    1. *Her Citizens
      *tweets ooooo

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    2. 'Tweeting', Tweets'. Thank me

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    3. Thank you! Thank u! Thank u! Just look at what ur bvs are saying

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    4. **tweeting
      *tweets
      *her citizens
      Is it the person that put Nigerial in Recession
      Abeg Life isnt that serious o jare

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  15. I like their tweets, seriously lol

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  16. Stellz abeg let them be,their sense of humour makes them one of the best official handles sorted by people.See life is not that serious,we need to break from the norm of rigidity.U would be amazed that their way of communicating through SM gets their job done way easier and faster.Pls take ur time to go through their handles,u would note that they,educate,enlighten and update people virtually every day.Ehen u that u are complaining about them,what about u?What do u think makes u the most sorted after blogger/blog?Go figure babes.

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    1. I swear, if there was an award for best organisation Twitter handle, EFCC will win hand down.

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  17. Please why are you so bitter 😑

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  18. Nigerians have been dumbed down to the point of making a joke out of everything and most people here are even supporting them. Efcc is a serious agency and their twitter handle shouldn't be for comment.
    Gosh! What do they do to you guys to make you so dumb you think everything is funny?!!!

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  19. I don't understand u Stella. Efcc only gives evasive and humorous responses to sarcastic questions, silly questions or questions with intent to be funny. If you actually tweet serious topics to them, they respond in same manner of seriousness.

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    1. Well, a better option would be ignoring the sarcastic and silly questions. When you respond to a silly question you also appear silly. Government bodies should be official. If we want to see jokes, there are lots of comedians with twitter handles.

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  20. Come to think of it,what do you want them to reply to such question?

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  21. They need to employ me to come work for them as a social media analyst.

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  22. Hahahaha.I love efcc tweet response the person behind it shouuld be pay double of his salary.

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  23. If u look mirror see wetin she see u sef go bitter anon 9:08

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  24. Seriously Stella, it ain't that serious. And yes, even in the face of recession, we need humour. Whoever handles EFCCs twitter acc is bae!

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    1. Nigerians!!! Now I see why the country has refused to move forward. I spit! for crying out loud there is time for everything.

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  25. I love their responses #coversface

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  26. Whoever handles that account.. I love you. Hahahah, the person is witty AF, and I see me in him/her.

    Read a lot of those responses this morning and I kept laughing my fat ass off.

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  27. So the EFCC handle is funny? So? When tgey were serious, who did they help? A lot of Nigerians are engaged with the new twitter account and little by little people are getting the message about the need to be upright in dealings.

    Please save the false outrage for those who would care, i.e. Stuffy old fashioned, close minded people. Also, please don't let us start thinking you are with those working against Nigeria.

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    1. Exactly. People follow them more than for this
      When you tweet something serious, they answer seriously.

      My best is the one someone asked if they can be her date for Valentine
      And they responded, they already have court date arrest date and something else dates ,so they are not free..

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  28. So the EFCC handle is funny? So? When tgey were serious, who did they help? A lot of Nigerians are engaged with the new twitter account and little by little people are getting the message about the need to be upright in dealings.

    Please save the false outrage for those who would care, i.e. Stuffy old fashioned, close minded people. Also, please don't let us start thinking you are with those working against Nigeria.

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  29. They actually reply seriously to more sensible tweets and use humour or sarcasm to reply irrelevant tweets... Maybe you should go through their tl and not judge them based on one tweet.

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  30. You don't have to reply such questions. It's a serious organization that had to be serious at all times. They are not there for comic relief. Say I'm asslicking or whatever but I stand on my point. You shouldn't joke around with such handles

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    1. Ol' girl chill abeg.
      you doth protest too much.

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  31. Stellz why so serious? I love the person who replies with the witty response. Life isn't too serious abeg.

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  32. Thank you. I appreciate their humor but there's a thin line between being interesting and becoming a joke. people are asking genuine questions and need answers. People need information. And the @efcc should be a handle where you go and see information about the anti corruption struggle.

    There are enough comedians in this world. I don't need an efcc one. Efcc take note.

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  33. Reading comments here. Wow. When are we going to learn. Nigerians and life is not so serious. That's why our government doesn't take us seriously. People are looting billions of dollars and someone is joking around with the PR image of the agency. There should be NOTHING funny about EFCC.

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  34. Stroke your own too much . What is bad in this . Over sabi

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  35. Stella I am with you on this. Imagine the CIA and FBI tweeting jokes all the time. Misplaced priorities . Why Nigeria is a joke

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