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Monday, 6 February 2017

Just For Laughs...

Do you want to know why today is Nigeria's Official cancellation day?




1. Tuface cancelled his planned protest.

Buhari cancels his return to the country.

Today is world day of cancellation

Please if I had promised you anything,
forget it,

IT IS CANCELLED !!



2. Ways of breaking up with
your lover before February 14
_________
1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
_
2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!
_
3.I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
_
4. I told u I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You don't
care about me. It's over!
_
5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the
other. You fried the one you were supposed
to boil and boiled the one you were
supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s
over!
_
6. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you
replied me at 12:00am. why did you reply
me the next day?... its over!!!!
_
7.I call u DARLING and you called me
HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a
BEE.
No respect for in- laws, pack your bags.
its over!




61 comments:

nnuku Sexy pant-like boxers. 08170506432 Order now said...

Hahahhahaahaha.

Shennel said...

Ways of breaking up oπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

Gift [Mr] said...

lmao

Audrey said...

Lol

Rocky said...

My ribsπŸ˜’
... But we all know that girl who will go shopping by herself and for herself then come on social media on Valentine's Day and start forming like she got the gift from different men...

Anonymous said...

Hahahhahaaaaa it means all relationships wil be broken before 14th February

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahaha APC cancelled. In short we should cancel them from Nija politics. SHAME PARTY

Uzu Anwuli said...

Lol,my mood was improved by this,tnx stella

Chidinma Grace said...

Hahahaha I won't die. This is too funny

shes fab said...

I told you am hungry and u brought food. It's over.

Chike TEFLON said...

I wanted to give shoki today but world cancellation day I cancelled it.

I even wanted to call out some BVs today but as a world cancellation day I cancelled it.

Stella I posted two comments back to back but I found out that the 1st one appeared another BV comment followed it before the 2nd one appeared. You don't like posting my comments together so it's over.
Lol.
Let me come and be going

KIDJO said...

Hahahahahaha... πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Makason said...

Kikikikikikikikikiki
Hohohohohohohohohoho
Lalalalalalalalalala
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Lolzzzzzzz

Makason said...

Kikikikikikikikikiki
Hohohohohohohohohoho
Lalalalalalalalalala
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Lolzzzzzzz

Tesso said...

Hahaha. Very funny

Manna Bee said...

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QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Boo called me honey and I replied bee, he got angry and said today's wedding have postponed cos calling him a bee means am referring to him as an animal. After all the millions, anyway heading to babalawo to knack pigeon ontop me head.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha dis is so funny.

Mybliss said...

LπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒL

Sexy Candy YumYum (MIND SO MILITARY) said...

i like d num 7 pass...

Miss Wande said...

Lol @ indirectly calling my mother a bee lmaooo

Uniq Gem said...

Hahahaha. Chai.

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

The General's Wife said...

LMAO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
The one of calling him Honey and meaning his Mom is a Bee cracked me up.
Refusing to warm his Ice cream when he told u he likes his food hot? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Haha Stella of life. U don kill me

Adanna Kristie said...

Lmao @ ways of breaking up

Timaro said...

You mean he cancelled on you even with the "virgin" that you are?
Lmao.....your comment yesterday cracked me up

Mi Lady said...

smiles

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LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Lol

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Lol

ololade Salaudeen said...

Lwkm! The breaking up lines thou, My Boiffy doesn't even need a breaking up line Cus of val, he just said "what's there to celebrate in Valentine, it's so archaic so no celebration for us"

Chidinma Gift said...

You try small

Chidinma Gift said...

You try small

Ed said...

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reemah said...

That's the funniest of em allπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hadey Halaba said...

gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the
other. You fried the one you were supposed
to boil and boiled the one you were
supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s
over!

That's d one mehn.....

LM(black)AO .....

Just Glamour said...

Lmao

BLUNT CHIC said...

Hihihihihihih.. This is so funny.

Anonymous said...

Sdk abeg what is your ig handle ? I don't want to miss out on the next live stream

WARISA WARISA

Arsenal Firstlady said...

Lol! Boiling the one you're supposed to fry. Haba

Single Mom said...

Lmao, nigerians




Long live SDK

becky naka said...

LMA0

Adanne said...

Hahahahahhah, the egg one though

Asa nwa said...

Lol I promised someone money πŸ’° but I don cancel am lol

Rosemary Chidi said...

Hahahahahahaha

Muy said...

Funny u

Vickie berries said...

True. I know a friend that did this.

It was after they broke that we knew.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I don't want to develop bad habit rather. Fellow bvn abeg how do I handle someone that wants you to feed her family in this recession while saving hers? I tire

Jasmine said...

U better open your mouth and talk. Anytime ur boo comes back from work and the kids rush in as usual, just send them politely saying 'come tomorrow, uncle wants to sleep'.


Over goodness will kill u one day o

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Olaide Davies said...

Lol

Sassy Meruche said...

Lmao,true that!

stella dimokokorkus said...

chike Teflon you are very funny.I have no control over how the comments appear..i start posting comments from on top cos thats how it is configured,meaning that i post the last comment first and keep posting until comment 2pm appears before 2.01
i have expained this before but una no dey hear.....please note it from now on....

Some people will leave one post and click on another to comment and they will be asking why i moved their comment there...there is no way i can do that..blogger is a configured platform,no one can change how the templates work.

Anonymous said...

Wow. What a stingy man. A man doesn't need a holiday to spoil his woman but Valentine's Day is just another day to make her feel special no matter how little. It's the thought that counts, not the crazy spending...etc

Anonymous said...

Hahaha so so funny

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Postponed not cancelled ooh

Anonymous said...

Is bee an animal? Hian.

Anonymous said...

I told you my favorite color is ewedu green, u bought me a vegetable green shirt. It is over

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol.

Na joke I dey oooo

Chike TEFLON said...

Na today? We will e don teey wey some girls start to dey deceive themselves

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