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Monday, February 06, 2017

Just For Laughs...

Do you want to know why today is Nigeria's Official cancellation day?




1. Tuface cancelled his planned protest.

Buhari cancels his return to the country.

Today is world day of cancellation

Please if I had promised you anything,
forget it,

IT IS CANCELLED !!



2. Ways of breaking up with
your lover before February 14
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1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!
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3.I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You don't
care about me. It's over!
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5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the
other. You fried the one you were supposed
to boil and boiled the one you were
supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s
over!
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6. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you
replied me at 12:00am. why did you reply
me the next day?... its over!!!!
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7.I call u DARLING and you called me
HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a
BEE.
No respect for in- laws, pack your bags.
its over!




61 comments:

  1. Ways of breaking up oπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

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  2. My ribsπŸ˜’
    ... But we all know that girl who will go shopping by herself and for herself then come on social media on Valentine's Day and start forming like she got the gift from different men...

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    1. True. I know a friend that did this.

      It was after they broke that we knew.

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    2. Na today? We will e don teey wey some girls start to dey deceive themselves

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  3. Hahahhahaaaaa it means all relationships wil be broken before 14th February

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  4. hahahaha APC cancelled. In short we should cancel them from Nija politics. SHAME PARTY

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  5. Lol,my mood was improved by this,tnx stella

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  6. Hahahaha I won't die. This is too funny

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  7. I told you am hungry and u brought food. It's over.

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  8. I wanted to give shoki today but world cancellation day I cancelled it.

    I even wanted to call out some BVs today but as a world cancellation day I cancelled it.

    Stella I posted two comments back to back but I found out that the 1st one appeared another BV comment followed it before the 2nd one appeared. You don't like posting my comments together so it's over.
    Lol.
    Let me come and be going

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  9. Hahahahahaha... πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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  10. Kikikikikikikikikiki
    Hohohohohohohohohoho
    Lalalalalalalalalala
    Hahahahahahahahahaha
    Lolzzzzzzz

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  11. Kikikikikikikikikiki
    Hohohohohohohohohoho
    Lalalalalalalalalala
    Hahahahahahahahahaha
    Lolzzzzzzz

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  12. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  13. Boo called me honey and I replied bee, he got angry and said today's wedding have postponed cos calling him a bee means am referring to him as an animal. After all the millions, anyway heading to babalawo to knack pigeon ontop me head.

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    1. You mean he cancelled on you even with the "virgin" that you are?
      Lmao.....your comment yesterday cracked me up

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    2. Is bee an animal? Hian.

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  14. Hahaha dis is so funny.

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  15. Lol @ indirectly calling my mother a bee lmaooo

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    1. That's the funniest of em allπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  16. Hahahaha. Chai.

    πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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  17. LMAO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    The one of calling him Honey and meaning his Mom is a Bee cracked me up.
    Refusing to warm his Ice cream when he told u he likes his food hot? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  18. Haha Stella of life. U don kill me

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    1. I don't want to develop bad habit rather. Fellow bvn abeg how do I handle someone that wants you to feed her family in this recession while saving hers? I tire

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    2. U better open your mouth and talk. Anytime ur boo comes back from work and the kids rush in as usual, just send them politely saying 'come tomorrow, uncle wants to sleep'.


      Over goodness will kill u one day o

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  20. Lwkm! The breaking up lines thou, My Boiffy doesn't even need a breaking up line Cus of val, he just said "what's there to celebrate in Valentine, it's so archaic so no celebration for us"

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    1. Wow. What a stingy man. A man doesn't need a holiday to spoil his woman but Valentine's Day is just another day to make her feel special no matter how little. It's the thought that counts, not the crazy spending...etc

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  21. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  22. gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the
    other. You fried the one you were supposed
    to boil and boiled the one you were
    supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s
    over!

    That's d one mehn.....

    LM(black)AO .....

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  23. Sdk abeg what is your ig handle ? I don't want to miss out on the next live stream

    WARISA WARISA

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  24. Lol! Boiling the one you're supposed to fry. Haba

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  25. Hahahahahhah, the egg one though

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  26. Lol I promised someone money πŸ’° but I don cancel am lol

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  27. chike Teflon you are very funny.I have no control over how the comments appear..i start posting comments from on top cos thats how it is configured,meaning that i post the last comment first and keep posting until comment 2pm appears before 2.01
    i have expained this before but una no dey hear.....please note it from now on....

    Some people will leave one post and click on another to comment and they will be asking why i moved their comment there...there is no way i can do that..blogger is a configured platform,no one can change how the templates work.

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  28. Hahaha so so funny

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  29. I told you my favorite color is ewedu green, u bought me a vegetable green shirt. It is over

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