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Monday, 13 February 2017

Man Begs Judge To End His Marriage Because His Wife Does The Unthinkable When They Fight

A seventy-five-year-old businessman, Moshood Adedapo, has begged an Igando Customary Court in Lagos State, to end his marriage to his wife, Balikis.



“Whenever my wife and I are fighting, she will quickly grab my testicles and start twisting them,” he said.
“She will not leave my two balls until I beg and cry.

“Last week, she came to my room while I was fast asleep and grabbed my scrotum, saying I will not escape this time.
“I was crying and shouting for help and neighbours rushed in to rescue me, but my wife refused to let go until I struggled to bite her hands and she released them.

“I later fainted and regained consciousness 20 minutes later. My two balls have suffered in the hands of my wicked wife.

“Please, dissolve the marriage because I may not be lucky next time
,” he pleaded with the court.

The petitioner said his wife had vowed never to honour court’s proceeding.
“My wife went to my friend’s house and told him that I am sleeping with his wife which is not true.

“She has succeeded in destroying the relationship my friend and I had built over the years.
“Anytime Balikis sees rat, cockroach or wall gecko in the house, she will accuse me of sending them to attack her,” Adedapo said.

The court president, Mr Adegboyega Omilola, ordered the petitioner to produce evidence in order to continue with the case since the respondent refused to honour the court’s invitation.
Omilola adjourned the case till April 4 for judgment.

from dailypost.



*evidence of what?squeezed blokos or what?LMAO



36 comments:

Isaacson said...

Hahahahaha this had me laughing...but that's wicked and painful gosh I cnt imagine my testicles being squeezed I will just cry and cry...plus d wife is delusional,sending wall gecko to u lol wetin we nor go hear for this country sef

Villager said...

Hahahaha.... Satordeh laffs kem airly.

CHI EXOTIC said...

Hehehehehe
Orishirishi

Judge please end the marriage oh before the woman squeezes out his balls one day
As he said he might not be lucky the next time

Marriage and wahala.

Villager said...

.....Afta 20minz.... E thymed imsef. Hahaha, I laffed so had.

Pipi Lee said...

No na, evidence of his dead body...mtchewwww

STARRY LARRY said...

Hahhahhahhaha the wife wicked no be small, see me laughing here seriously





*Larry was here*

Peaches and Cream said...

Now,this is weird

Istanbul said...

Don't mind them lol.they should dissolve the marriage very fast.but 75years old man😯 what are they fighting for again

Istanbul said...

Don't mind them lol.they should dissolve the marriage very fast.but 75years old man😯 what are they fighting for again

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Na wa, the woman wants to kill the man, if you want to kill a man, just grab his scrotum tight, you will hear abeg, abeg oo.

Chai the woman wicked no be small.

Miss Ess said...

Igando customary court don hear something

crystal said...

I don laugh cry join. Na WA, that woman wicked o

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

The man should cut the squeezed scrotum and show the court. Very funny couple lol

Blackberry said...

Hahahahahahaaa! Endtime balls.

reemah said...

Only in IgandoπŸ˜‚

becky naka said...

Hahahahahahaha, people have turned marriage into joke.

Zitel Coconut oil Onitsha 08081725441 said...

The wife is mean.

Chidinma Grace said...

See marriage. Some are really suffering

vivadrew said...

hahahahahahahahah....this got me reeling in laughter, having colleagues give me that "are you okay' look.

Ify Lovie Lovie said...

Haaahaaahaaahaaa!
Bad woman.

Tayan Taylor said...

Lolz. Please end the marriage. Asap wicked woman

sense world said...

Same situation kill my grandpa

Omotola Brianna said...

LMAO @ evidence of squeezed blokos.

Anonymous said...

I don't see why this is funny. If the reverse was the case e.g the man squeezing his wife's boobs during argument, would this be funny? oh we ladies would be screaming "domestic abuse!"

Candid! said...

I wonder how those judges keep a straight face during these proceedings.

Anonymous said...

My hubby will hit you so bad that you will never think of grabbing his blokos next time. I think the man is a weak man.

Eminado Onimisi said...

Smh...if a man is accused of hurting his wife's privates, every one will scream blue murder, now the reverse is the case and we find it funny. The court should dissolve the marriage before she squeeze life out of him.

Eminado Onimisi said...

Smh...if a man is accused of hurting his wife's privates, every one will scream blue murder, now the reverse is the case and we find it funny. The court should dissolve the marriage before she squeeze life out of him.

IJAY said...

Nna biko dissolve that marriage sharperly before that April 4th oh, because am even scared for the man

Starjoy said...

Hahahahaha this got me rolling on the ground, the woman should not allow the old man die in her hand

Henny said...

Igando kwenu haa!

Anonymous said...

kikikikikikikikkikiki...Igando Customary Court again. PLease why always Igando.

obehi be said...

i rarely comment buh this matter dey mk me laugh like kilode

Exquisite said...

Funny marriage

Exquisite said...

Funny marriage

POSH MIDWIFE said...

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