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Wednesday, 15 February 2017

Valentine - The Morning After...LOL

How did Yesterday's Valentine go?Who got stood up?Who is currently on Voicemail from their boo/bae and why?







Who double dated and got away with it?Who got busted?
Who got Awesome gifts?I got Cash cos we didnt Celebrate,still mourning the passage of Mother in Law Annie.

Who had a confrontation?
Make una flow gist abeg!LOL




169 comments:

Becky Divine said...

That pix tho ewwwwww
Didn't celebrate cos of personal reasons.

Oya make una come gist us mbok

Babyoku Oku said...

Lol...I got Range...R.Awesome S.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Lol,that fish eehhhh

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Let the gist roll in.

*Side eyes* at S****

STARRY LARRY said...

Was under the sun throughout, I really walked that yesterday, and later retired home with serious headache. I bought sweets for my younger ones and the kids in my compound, that's my own little way of showing love




*Larry was here*

Anonymous said...

The Sex was BOMB Last night.. My body is aching me self

Isaacson said...

Lolzzz that fish pic has been in circulation since morning on my FB TIMELINE...and its causing some major controversy bcos some gals are finding it offensive

Unto the matter....

My valentine was ruined I nearly cried and died sef...God why did it had to happen like that,I never in a million years pictured that was how it was gonna turn outπŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“


Dnt get it twisted..no gal stood me up am talking about PSG(God punish them) for the heartbreak they caused me ND ruined my day

marriedchick said...

i got two beautiful earrings from hubby... it was really sweet of him... no we didn't go out no body to babysit our baby...

BLOGLORD said...


My schedule was so tight I couldn't get a present for my baby #sideyes

So, I slipped a note in his pocket unknowingly to him as he left for work.

In that note, I told him (in my most poetical writing skills)- how much of a wonderful husband n dad he is, how amazing he's always been, how much I appreciate him and how I would choose him all over again in my next world.

Well, I don't know at what point he found the note but! When he got home he said:

In his words "the note was everything honestly,
it made me feel happy from within. A man loves to be appreciated you know...I am not discarding this. It will be safely tucked away in my personal collections . "

In my mind I was like...
I am too much o!
I no spend shishi but I gave him SOMETHING. Hehehe

Na so I warm up de wait my own pressie. For my mind, I no want note o! I know say I de try,so no bother tell me, just arrange. LOL

At this point I've started searching on code where bros may have hidden the present, I no de see anything.
Body don begin pepper me now o

As if he knew, guy just lock up de lounge, watching teevee.

I take vex arrange dinner, everyone ate.

Me to the kids, - oya you guys- bed!
To hubby- baby happy valentine again.
He replied thanks babes, a soft kiss on my cheek and back to his teevee watching
Me (to myself): (hian! isn't this time for the present? Mtcheww)

After several minutes, no show,
Na so I stand up, 'baby am off to bed'. He replied goodnyt.

Hiannnnnnnnn!!! Na so???

I was just tossing up n down,
Next thing door opened, he said- B, it's time for big brother highlight, ain't you watching?
Me: NO!
Him: come now, they showed a clip of Bally and that new girl kissing intensely (a lie to get me up)
Me: nmmnnnnmh! Their business jor.
(Still not getting up)

And then he left, back to the living room

Chai! See vex wey wan finish me. Then suddenly, I got up turned on the teevee in the room to watch the bbn highlight.
ah ahn, Why is it not showing here?

Grudgingly na so I head to living room.

Dim light on,
teevee on mute but showing BBN ,
Runtown "mad over you" playing softly from the sound system.

Ehn? Eh,? What's going on here?

Then my eyes lit when I saw something... wrapped, with a red ribbon.
Ehn? Ehn? Wetin I de see so?

my favourite bottle of perfume, red pair of lovely stilettos and a cheque of .....
(for any thing else I wanted. )

Chaiiiiiii,
At this point I jumped on him and went...
"my bobo! My boo of life,
My 'correctest' bobosco,
my dearest valentine,
Better husband!
You know say after you na you sha.?"

And he was like "abeg make I hear"

Hahahahhahhahaa

And then we opened a bottle of red wine, "downed" it and then we started........................ praise n worship...something had risen to stiffness , something was dripping...... and bam!

The sound of a door opening...arghhhh
(adjusted my robe quickly)
one of my kiddos approaching-"mummy I want water"

Oooooooo!

(with the speed of light-hubby got water-drank-pet-doze-carried back to bed, locked door)

...and where were we???
Hubby set "mad over you" on repeat mode then....

Back to praise n worship... this time, Intense and full gear!
Fire! More fire!
Right there on the sofa!
Hawwwwwtttttt, very hawt...69 to all the un-imaginable
Apparently, we passed out , cos I opened my eyes to a few minutes to 6am. Got up n rushed to prep the kids for school...

as you see me now so, I no well.


(If I hear say bele enter? Abeg o ! As one of my kids is a product of a certain valentine.
So, if I hear say....
Kikikikikikikikiki.

Okbye

Kermit said...

As the side babe that I is na, boo is getting my gift today

LOLO IDEATO said...

Got to the office today to awesome Gifts from different companies I've had businesses with. God bless them

Woke up to some messages from a new IG Admirer, the Guy be looking cute for days and one striking quality about him is he's an I intellectual with many certificates to his credit. He types excellently too.

Well he's just an admirer and not a bae!

Still single and enjoying the moment. My dear Ibukun I am not lonely. I've got a lot of them seeking my attention, but I Don't date because I just want to date. I date because you have the qualities that turns me on in all ramifications. ..... I think I've just met that personality on my IG. Lets see how it goes. Never of fan of IG guys.

He's not a social media freek BTW and has less than 10 pictures on IG and less than 300 followers.

Off to grab popcorn from the fast food opposite my office

THELMA'S CAKE WORLD said...

I was my own Valentine, no one to celebrate it with...

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Had a small get together in the office, I organized a little game named pick and win by dropping little token of #50. Two people won the gift and were really excited including those that didn't win.
Boo and I didn't exchange any gift, to even reply my message na war although we spoke throughout yesterday ooh but dude no care about any val this year and was like babe we don pass that level abeg every moment na val for us, he can be a little unpredictable sometimes including me. Someone that gave me my bd gift three months to my birthday lol.
I enjoyed my Val day, no guilty conscience and the atmosphere was full of love with enough food to eat and drink.

olami4eva said...

Marriedchick how's the baby doing hope he's fine

Valentine was a g******* galore hubby made my day

#Godswaitingroom

Uniq Gem said...

Isaacson, it shocked me to my marrows o. 4:0. Like four zero. I just weak.

Isaacson said...

Tuale for you bloglord....your hubby is so romantic...awww I pray say you gift am a bouncing baby boy come november😁😁😁😁 or are you not up for it???

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Awww I tap biko, wish you and your hubby more happiness.

BLUNT CHIC said...

Abeg shift. Lemme read comments.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Awwwww 😍😍😍😍😍

STARRY LARRY said...

Are you a Barca fan? It was terrible yesternight my dear, how will Barca beat PSG 4-6 goals in second leg? Me just dey look sha




*Larry was here*

The General's Wife said...

LMAO @ as u see me so I no well πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

That taking style to look for ur present can pepper ehn. Vex go just make ur tummy big. You can almost feel the size increasing aswearπŸ˜‚

Warm story. Made me warm all over again. Love and love-making! Nothing equals it. Don't wanna remember.😍

Who was that that woke up? I am guessing which of them it was. These kids! πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

That fish is so disgusting. eeeew.. my hubby just doesn't send me at all. He didn't even wish me, he ignored me the whole day. Abeg that one na husband so? I must just move on from this marriage, it will be so hard but whats the point since there's no love or friendship in my marriage. Valentines day brouhaha coupled with the other things he's been doing wrong in this marriage, i have come to the conclusion that i need to divorce him, God, i have prayed like a mad person, fasted and cried will not come down to push me out, let me leave while i can still do, just have a kid and i am still look-able. Gosh i don't know how someone will have diamond at home and be treating her like trash. Anyway that is his business, I AM DONE!!! informing his family members this weekend of my decision abi make i just abscond??.

The General's Wife said...

Veryyyy ewwwww

em jay said...

Mine was like every other day, I ate plenty rice and beans then drank chilled water.

Anonymous said...

For those of you girls that opened legs and collected penises, remember that God hates the murder of innocents. Do not kill an innocent child in your womb.

There is something ABOUT ABORTIONS which I'd like us to see. When one kills (or encourages the killing of; see Prov. 6:16-17) innocent children, the consequences are three. 1. You deny yourself the joy of having a home (remember the Hebrew midwives who spared babies against Pharaoh's advice to kill them; God rewarded them with families; Ex.1) 2. You risk "sudden death" in the hands of another fellow/accidents etc. remember Gen.9:6 and thirdly, you deny yourself eternal life! What a life! God isn't going to call you to glory if you do not repent. Jesus said; come to me all you that labor and are heavy laden and I will give you rest; that's Matt. 11:28. If you do not repent, you'd keep on laboring for the Serpent. But if you repent and make Jesus your Lord today and begin to read your scriptures; you'd find peace and the above three lots will not be yours. God bless you.

Fan Emmanuel said...

Hahaha... So that Fried fish up there is true anyway! Ngwa go massage it with hot water

Anonymous said...

I work in a hospital and the most cases of "septic abortions" (abortions that get infected etc.) that we see is usually during the first quarter of the year; a fallout of vaginal pounding during Christmas and valentine. Chai, come and see beautiful dead girls, lost wombs, bedridden ones and so on. What pains me most is that these girls will continue denying that they had abortion as if the doctor is a magistrate that will sentence them to death. One denied aborting till she breathed her last only for the nurses that were to prepare her body for the morgue to pull out a mangled baby's remains from her vagina.

And these boys just continue to prowl on the next victims -any vagina that opens! Girls, there is no "rest in peace" if you did not let babies find peace in your womb when the "mistake" of premarital sex was made. If this is your case and you survived it; repent, we all make mistakes.

The guilty ones who do not want to repent are those that will come under my post to rant. Having said it, they will perhaps hide under anonymous and talk about how "nothing happened"! It takes just one day for the thief and murderers to be caught!

ideal cakes 07054561379, BBM C001661C3 said...

You no well at all. See me laughing as if I was there.

Iphie dearie said...

πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
I didnt want this story to end!!!
Aaawwwww
I love,love!! Its just beautiful,makes you smile always.
And yes,Bally actually kissed the new girl,EseπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Happy Val sweerie.
How is the morning afer ache?

Anonymous said...

Behold it was a dream. Shut up,from a kid to kids. Lai Muhammad

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha

Anonymous said...

no bae... so.... work mode

Arsenal Firstlady said...

I wanted to take myself out to the cinema but I thought how the crowd would be that yesterday, I option to watch football and PSG made my day memorable by beaten Barcelona 4 interpreted goals.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahaha Jesus Christ. Stella you wont kill someone on this blog.

SANDY NEKY said...

Awwwww cant believe I read to the end. Sooooo romantic. Anyways, I am not 'jelos' cos i love to be krazy like thatπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜†. Nice one BloggieπŸ‘πŸ‘Š

Blackberry said...

Lol! Kermit.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahaha Bloglord you too wants to kill someone

Blackberry said...

Didn't remember it was valentine yesterday. Went to d market in d morning, came back n cook correct assorted meat stew.

Anonymous said...

My broke ass hubby said he doesn't believe in valentine. Yinmu.Com, praying he get a better job before next year valentine, he's not stingy though

SANDY NEKY said...

Correct boo! I got card,perfs and chocolate sha. Then later went for fish hunt, wine and live band things at night. In all, no spreading of legs for the night not that I am team celibate thoughπŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜†πŸ‘

the girl with a big heart said...

I was fasting so I was indoor all day

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

i triple dated and i got away with it. and ooooooooops i dint hang leg on the ceiling. if you are a bad ass bitch nothing is impossible.
am still hungover from last night.
this is my second cup of coffee.

Anonymous said...

Picture is quite offensive, no responsible person circular this

Side eye to Stella

bitchplis (BentOuttaShape) said...

First valentine without knacking and alcohol in a very looooong time.
In the afternoon, we went to ikoyi registry to make some arrangements, from there to the bank to sort some wedding vendors and in the evening we went for digging deep in church. A little dinner to round up the day. No drama like the past years...age and maturity take some things away from u

martha eleyinmi said...

Someone delivered a surprise package to my office. I really wasn't expecting anything. I got another gift from a client. It was awesome!

Anonymous said...

If you opened legs yesterday,
You might be pregnant
You might be HIV positive
You might have collected Syphilis and STDs
You might be dumped like humpty dumpty
You might think of killing the child
You might have depression and suicidal tendency
Are might as well know that God loves you and wants you to repent
Are you going to kill that innocent child?

Anonymous said...

I rebuke the spirit of "left over" from your life in Jesus name, Amen

Anonymous said...

When you wake up, tell me. Dreamer kikikikikii

Anonymous said...

Oh boy see @bloglord fantasy o
Chai

Keesha said...

Bring them stories on.....
we are here to read, the truth, lies and all.... some peoples imaginations ehnnn, very active.

*spreads mat* na here I go sleep today...

Stella there are so many script writers on this blog ooh

Nolly wood should come and hire script writers here

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

i got awesome gift from my colleagues. twas amazing, i got a brand new HP laptop from my oga at the top. that big box i talk was a brand new laptop am still wondering why he will go that extra mile, coz we no dey see eye to eye? am confused as i dont know wither na for official abi na personal use either way i am still looking at him with side eyes.
lee boo came all the way from Abuja with Box is still unwrapped but errrrrm the thing come get as e bi. i just wasnt feeling it. thats how i cajoled him to go rest in his hotel room coz he was exhausted while i went to join my other side boos and colleagues. twas madt fun coz i drank a little too much, went home and starting feeling horny hian. na so i begin cast and bind conji last night oooooh. twas indeed funny sha,i dint even how i fell asleep.woke up around 7:45am this morning had to go the office without make up as i was late.
lee boo is still in town, will something happen? i cant say kwakwakwakwakwakwa *side eyes at bvs*

Candy said...

Awww. Nice 1. Mr "BlogLord" tried.

Beloved said...

Can you imagine
My heart got broken o ... barca my love
PSG why na

Beloved said...

Lol

Anonymouse said...

On spontaneous post

8:17 said:
Lol.You no gbadun.Lol

8:40 said:
#my opinion#

10:29 said:
*side eye*

What's d common trend in all d comments?Person wey no sabi use #,lol and *

Na d same person?U decide

Beloved said...

Awww sweet tori o
See as I am blushing and imagining the scenario.
Congrats o

Beloved said...
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Beloved said...

Lol... it ruined my ticket o

Beloved said...

Okay oh
Agbacha egwu o na nu ukwu .lol

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Keesha you know this @2nd to last paragraph

AppleofGodseyeoriginal said...

Hhahahahha,Stella which kind illustrations be this na?heeheheh,me no get boo.

Anonymous said...

Stop lying πŸ˜’

beeolah said...

Seconded, let me lafff away my sadness



* grabs chill fanta

beeolah said...

Pregnancy loading.....

Femilicious said...

Nice...love itπŸ˜€

beeolah said...

Hahahahahahah

olayinka prinkles said...

I didn't get any gift cause am booless but celebrated my brothers birthday yesterday.....the constipation is mad though

beeolah said...

Lol

olayinka prinkles said...

yesterday was fun celebrated my brother's birthday....I didn't get any gift cos am booless but d constipation is mad ooo

stella dimokokorkus said...

sis eko what comment are you talking bout?did oshiomole do something for Valentine?unless the comment was out of place and was deleted then i dont think i saw it.u can repost it inside in house news.i wish u people know the amount of work to keep a post clean from comments that derail

beeolah said...

Good luck to u

LOLO IDEATO said...

Aaaawww.... Am sure gon take myself out on Saturday.

Who Celibacy epp. Oh am celibate I forgot

Femilicious said...

Naiiiiiizeeee. Congrats dear . Betta hubby πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€. Ill bet he is yoruba?

BIPOLAR ME said...

My baby is half way around the world.

So he sent me loadsa cash and told me to give myself a treat while we videocalled throughout. It was weirdly fun, with him telling me what to order over the counter and then telling me where to put the phone while I was eating so it could look like we were having a date.....

It was nice.

Anonymous said...

Lies...why do you guys bother to live double lives on here...who are you competing with really...cos last time I checked the real ballers do not comment so is it Local Champion Award you are after..? #receiveshame

beeolah said...

Just keep on praying or abscond,follow your mind

Cynthia Iyede said...

Choi! Mama you hawt! Wetin?

God bless your home jare. See me imagining things. hehehe

Cynthia Iyede said...

The morning after V? Na work level na.

Anonymous said...

Got chocolates a card and a new smart phone from hubby. Then went to dinner and cinema. It's good to be married!!! But I didn't share any pics on social media OMG. I've learnt from Tina toke and Tonto.

temi dayo said...

Went to work n on my way home bought ice cream n snack for my parent n we took it.Bae is not around, av ordered for his gift sha........

Mrz Gbagaun (aka pidgin arena) said...

Lol...@fan

Anonymous said...

Madam nurse or Dr's we have heard. It's sad. But plz do hot judge o harshly. Single ladies hope urs son hear use protection. So that when you marry all your children can come peacefully. Be like me :)

She-who-must-not-be-named said...

That pic made me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, choi! Stella, I had fun yesterday. Ma baby travelled out of state but made sure he was back yesterday cos i kept going on about Valentine's day. We hung out with his friends and snagged like two rabbits on heat. Choi! Sweet Nigga

Iphie dearie said...

Yea some individuals dont like being boxed nto a corner on a particular day..
They feel its a ritual. A hype that isnt justified.

Others dont necessarily love it,but they do it cos their partners love it.
In your case,two of you no kuku send.. so its alright.

The most important thing is the daily show of love both of you exhibit.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous so you have not heard of condom before abi. How about those that are not ovulating or those that have iud. shut up Seff. Nonsense

Iphie dearie said...

Congrats in advance BroπŸ‘Š
May God make your preparations smooth.
I wish you all the best marriage's got to offerπŸ‘

Anonymous said...

Choii, dis gal u well so?, y all d lies...receive sense ijn

Single Mom said...

Congratulations babyoku, hope it's not rubber Range oh!....just kidding.


Long live SDK

Tetrina said...

HahahahahahhhhahahaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Single Mom said...

Congratulations


Long live SDK

Anonymous said...

@Starry why won't Barca beat PSG, abeggii barca for life

Mrz Gbagaun (aka pidgin arena) said...

Abegiii...divorce divorce everytime...whr Una for they see Una horse and marry...

Tetrina said...

Awwwwwwwwww....I love LOVE! Now, go and soothe your aching body, lol.

Akwanwa said...

I Shaa told hubby before 14 that I don't want any gift. Cash sure pass biko.The alert woke me from sleep yesterday morning. But I got him sth nice though and had it sent to his base. Last last I took myself out after work shikenah.

IJAY said...

Bloglord, nice one, u got me laughing as usual, congrats on it gifts

BLOGLORD said...

Hahhahhaha.
Isaac, I am through with child bearing oh! That's why another must not enter.

Thank you guys. l love you all.

For those who say it's a lie.
Am sorry, but you must be living in abject poverty if perfume and sandals + 'small' money in cheque is a fantasy to you.

So my friend who got a new ride yesterday, should she come on this blog to tell her story, y'all will say what?
Why I de answer una sef.
Mtchewww.

marriedchick said...

Apart from Baby trying to crush my nipples he is doing great... Thanks for the love

Anonymous said...

Eka joy come and tell us about your ex you slept with yesterday becos you are always sleeping with your exes, ashawo.

Rob said...

What comments that derail ? relax jor you get in your feelings too much. Mrs observer.

crystal said...

Where have you been? How preparation

Ehi Grace said...

Picture looks horrible sha

Ehi Grace said...

Bloglord, I was reading and using my imagination at the same time. Oya do and take pain killers yours was a night to remember.

Sassy Meruche said...

Still a bit sleepy.Got home pretty late yesterday.Twas so much fun.Ww had a mini party at the office yesterday,our bosses kept surprising us with cakes,drinks and yahooza suya...Chai!! Then boo surprised me with a cake.And we hung out till late in the night.So tired today,I almost didn't make it to work today...Sleep dey catch me abeg.

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

πŸ‘ @ Iphie

sholetoga said...

I was at work oh. Was so tired to go anywhere with my family after I return. We sha share a bottle of grape wine....and rest while watching BBN

Anonymous said...

Didnt have a bae so there was no vals celebration.
But P was set on a fine girl i met yesterday.
Would be finishing like Van Nisterooy by weekend.

Anonymous said...

Hehehe, well no boo no drama. I am just fine. I had a class yesterday came back to my room cooked better fried rice and beef cos my dad came through. And I slept. Lobatan

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Wow I love the new you (agape), I no be husband tif

Sassy Meruche said...

This your marriage plans no dey ever finish!

I do whatever I like said...

Chai!!!!!! Its well

Anonymous said...

Try and save some money before leave ,don't tell them yet..make ur plans.
Am doing same I have pass through a lot from his hand am 23 ..will go back to school and be someone in life

Anonymous said...

Rob I swear u no well.Stella too dey claim nonsense

Lora said...

Stellaaaaaaa!!!Walahi you no well with this your picture.I'm actually rolling on the floor laughing... Oh Lord
Kikikikiki...

Anonymous said...

Didn't remember it was Valentine, was watching bbn and was wondering why the guys were serving the girls in bed,still didn't occur to me until hubby brought rice and chicken with cold orange juice for me in bed saying happy Valentine's day dearie. I never done this before, I really appreciate you for being a part of me.

Anonymous said...

Liar alert..see as she painted everything perfectly..fake fake fake ass

Monkeynofine said...

Val was beautiful, we got something for the kids I bought a nice desighner shoe for my hubby him in return gave me a nice necklace and also transfer the money he promise me for my businessπŸ‘… the alert gave me orgasm . we ate jellof rice drink a little ended up in the room for a 3someπŸ™ˆ it was heavenly. I love my hubby with all my life , I don't think I can live without him.

OmoBee said...

I got 2 tight hugs and a kiss on each cheek from my girls.
My val proper will happen when oga comes back on Friday.

Dope PH BaBe said...

BlackBerry make I come visit you be? I need to chop that stew. #whatyasay#

Anonymous said...

BLOGLORD chei your story is giving me goals! I go love oh!
I did absolutely nothing for Valentine's, like last year, like the year before. I'm now a Veteran at single life. I gave my housekeeper $50 and she excitedly gave me a kiss on my cheek. Hopefully I made her day. As for me I drank coconut water and went to bed. Baba God na here I dey o

Exquisite said...

I no want mke d story end
My Belle don da sweet me
Chai I go love oooo
Ur hubby da romantic oo

Exquisite said...

No boo no drama
Next year go beta

BLOGLORD said...

LOL

BLOGLORD said...

Abeg no die o!
You no get replacement
LOL

Anonymous said...

Guys my Valentine was something else. Just sit back and read on.
On Monday the 13th, I got a text in the morning from bae that he was going for series of test in the hospital cos of swellings on his neck he has had for over 3 months. He was adviced by a doctor friend to go for series of test which includes HIV test. He told me to also go to a lab to run my own test. I got chills reading the text cos I haven't gone for HIV test for close to a year now since I came back from England. I told him what was the essence of going since his test will be as good as mine but he still insisted I go for mine. I was scared that I postponed it to the next day. However my mind wasn't at ease cos I was waiting for his. In the evening, he called me and said he was coming to pick me up as usual. I asked what was the outcome of the result but he said he was coming. As soon as I entered the car, I asked for the result and he told me he was POSITIVE..........I froze!!! I felt like the ground should swallow me. I thought he was kidding but he was actually serious. I was in shock. He told me to get tested instead of assuming that I also have it. I told him no need I have it since we have unprotected sex. We got a home test kit but it the fluid in the kit wasn't there so we couldn't use it.
The next day which was the 14th (vals day), he picked me up in the morning after getting a better kit. We went home and I used it, the first one was kinda invalid cos we didn't use it well, so we used the second one and I was NEGATIVE!!!!! I didn't believe it cos it didn't seem possible to me. I insisted we went to do proper blood test in the lab which we did.
On getting there, I gave my blood and waited for the result........ It felt like forever....... Finally the lady came out and handed my result in an envelop. He took it and opened it........Lo and behold I was actually NEGATIVE. He decided to do a confirmatory test to be sure about the first result . The result still came out POSITIVE. To cut the story short, that was how my vals day went!!!!

Anonymous said...

Spent the valentine with my kids as usual as hubby says he doesn't believe in it but has girlfriends that he spends the day with. Am just tired of this life...the whole family burden is on me and still he gossips me with his friend...makes jest of me...is close to me when he is damn broke so he can collect all i have but once little change enters his pocket quarrel done start! have attempted suicide but who will take care of my kids? I live a life feigning happiness but am always sad!!! So i didn't expect much from this valentine. He came home late...laughing at me and shouting happy valentine...i pretended to be sleep.

Sabongida Ora cutest said...

Bloggy great your bobosco for me
From sabosco..

Just reading this narrative of yours leaves me with imaginations of how well- structured and lovely the letter you wrote to him would have been.

πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ» BeyoncΓ© hand for you .

Sabongida Ora cutest said...

Bitchplis . Congrats and keep this up
Invite me for the wedding . I'll come if it's lagos. Cheers 🍻

Anonymous said...

I got early Val gift of US gown,shoe and beg from my lovely husband on Sunday. So I gave him surprise romantic dinner of fried rice and salad chicken source ,fresh juice and fruits at home.i designed the dinning table with flowers, cards , candle light all for him and he was very happy and surprised .I love my husband so much and he love me more. We due have our ups and down but we can't go to bed without settling it.we are blessed with two kids a boy and a girl.

Shyla said...

So the picture up there is for you. Lol. Na only Baileys I get today. No val but a friend brought for me and chocolates. No be if Nepa give me light to chillax the baileys wella.

Anonymous said...

Guys my Valentine was something else. Just sit back and read on.
On Monday the 13th, I got a text in the morning from bae that he was going for series of test in the hospital cos of swellings on his neck he has had for over 3 months. He was adviced by a doctor friend to go for series of test which includes HIV test. He told me to also go to a lab to run my own test. I got chills reading the text cos I haven't gone for HIV test for close to a year now since I came back from England. I told him what was the essence of going since his test will be as good as mine but he still insisted I go for mine. I was scared that I postponed it to the next day. However my mind wasn't at ease cos I was waiting for his. In the evening, he called me and said he was coming to pick me up as usual. I asked what was the outcome of the result but he said he was coming. As soon as I entered the car, I asked for the result and he told me he was POSITIVE..........I froze!!! I felt like the ground should swallow me. I thought he was kidding but he was actually serious. I was in shock. He told me to get tested instead of assuming that I also have it. I told him no need I have it since we have unprotected sex. We got a home test kit but the fluid in the kit wasn't there so we couldn't use it.
The next day which was the 14th (vals day), he picked me up in the morning after getting a better kit. We went home and I used it, the first one was kinda invalid cos we didn't use it well, so we used the second one and I was NEGATIVE!!!!! I didn't believe it cos it didn't seem possible to me. I insisted we went to do proper blood test in the lab which we agreed on.
On getting there, I gave my blood and waited for the result........ It felt like forever....... Finally the lady came out and handed my result in an envelop. He took it and opened it........Lo and behold I was actually NEGATIVE. He decided to do a confirmatory test to be sure about his first result from yesterday. The result still came out POSITIVE. To cut the story short, that was how my vals day went!!!! No celebration, just tears. I thank God for saving me tho cos I can't still believe it. Still plan on going for test after three months.

Femilicious said...

If you are constipated, drink loads of water. It softens the poo

Anonymous said...

Lol, twins loading 😬

Femilicious said...

Bloglord abeg don't mind them. That is how someone abused me on Saturday morning post just because I said I had wholemeal toast. That i am forming. πŸ˜€. Like wtf!. Wholemeal bread that they sell there in Nigeria for the same price as white bread. I just tire

Valerie said...

The thing is that most people that commit abortions should at least do it in hospitals and not chemists or fake ones and also not by taking pills alone. Of course their systems will be infected because they needed to flush their wombs. It's sad and may God help us all. At least condom is cheap. Carry one as woman follow body if you must nack.

Valerie said...

From PASTOR'S DAUGHTER:

You typed this:⤵

i triple dated and i got away with it. and ooooooooops i dint hang leg on the ceiling. if you are a bad ass bitch nothing is impossible.
am still hungover from last night.
this is my second cup of coffee.

....................
You story just changed again. Smh. It's not by force honey. We mustn't have a memorial valentine like some people profess here. Take it easy. Lol

Anonymous said...

I enjoyed myself. Strong right hand and a tube of lubriderm lotion did the magic. No gf needed. Money in the bank.

Edo finest said...

Hubby came back late from work,got me flowers,chocolate and card..Wasnt expecting anything as I wasn't even crazy about ystdy valentine.Na make due date come dey do me jare.Ore body😞😞

Anonymous said...

All through my life I have always been single on Valentine's day, but I have never been bothered because I always try my best to get gifts (no matter how little) for my siblings before I lost my Job. Well I got another job but its not paying at all after paying my tithe the rest is my tfare so i felt really sad yesterday when I was going home empty handed.

But my siblings made me happy afterwards as they all prayed for me that God should restore all that have lost. I couldnt hold back my tears. It was a moment I cherished so much and will forever cherish. We later gisted joked and it as heavenly

I CHERISH my siblings a lot and I pray God continue to keep them for me and maybe the special bond we share never break

Happyheart said...

Thanks @ Cynham cakes for helping me surprise my boo.

Anonymous said...

Mine was great

Anonymous said...

Mine was great

Anonymous said...

as husband came from work in the evening , I was inside the kitchen when he arrived so I didn't see what he brought inside, after preparing the ogbono soup and garri I went to the leaving and saw a J Samsung phone, instantly my mood changed cos I told myself definitely this is for him
then he went to the backyard to make fish barbeque and I just sat outside looking at him angrily and wasn't responding well to his gist. so after the barbeque was done he asked me to eat and I just yelled at him and said I am not ready. then he said I will be going out , pls the new phone on the dinning help me install apps and necessarily things .
so when he left I checked the phone and installed the apps angrily then called him ..oga abeg come collect your phone I wan go sleep and I attended to my baby n we went inside to sleep. when he came around and asked if have done it? I just nodded and he said surprisingly don't you know this phone is your own?
naso I jumped up excitedly and started blushing and calling him all sorts of pet names and he said hmmmm!!! we don hear you make we do the do.πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

Isaacson said...

Forever a CHELSEA fan but a loyal supporter of messi and Barcelona style of play

BLOGLORD said...

@ Femiliscious, I no even see their own think.
Everyone is blessed and favoured differently as much as on a different level of grace.
That wholemeal bread is their "fantasy" nau, why won't dey beef you?
Don't worry, Dem go de alright.

Sabosco! LMAO, you know I coined that name for you back in time yea, lol. was hailing you on one of the previous posts, guess you didn't see it. 'sup hon? I tried my best @ the note jare, U know na..

@ Exquisite, Ehi Grace, Candy, Beloved, ideal cakes, Cynthia, Ijay, Sandy, Queen Amy, Swaggie, Tet, Iphi'm, thanks guys. I guess am good now jare ready to collect again sef. #wink. Kikikikiki

@ TGbaibay, I bet you know who be needing water-your small paddy. LOL

Anonymous said...

Mxw! Stupid people everywhere. Condom. Check the mouth you are using to say it. Its God that will help all of us. Simple laws we can't abide to dem, when casala burst, they will remember God. Mxw

Chidinma Gift said...

I got a watch, couldn't buy anything for my le hub, i cried till 12am and he was busy consoling me God biko give me a good job after suffering in a private University. Well we had hot sex this morning. Thank God for FGBMFI for the free ticket to a movie, popcorn and coke. It was fun and officially my best val but I come spoil am with cry lol

Dope PH BaBe said...

Bah?

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

valarie i aint the cause of your boolessness oooh, i had mad fun last night,i triple dated yes i did honey even when boo was in town and i got away with it, you know why coz am a bad ass bitch. deal with it girl.
some of us arent searching for men upandan as them buku full for ground.

Beautiful heart said...

U have a three months window, so try do 3 months better fasting and prayers then do another best.. I wish you all the best

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

@Valarie oooooooooops i forgot to add i got plenty gifts too? yes i did if you think thats also a lie deal with it.if you are feeling sad coz ask Kevin to give you 20 yards of rope to hang your sef. steffy is enjoying her beautiful life and aint nothing gonna change it.
kisses baby

She-who-must-not-be-named said...

Anon 16:15, Your guy has been creeping around. How really saved you. Next time you and your partner should go for tests before doing skin to skin

Beautiful heart said...

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She-who-must-not-be-named said...

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Beautiful heart said...

Oh girl! Your grammar can heal the sick + raise the dead

She-who-must-not-be-named said...

Useless geh!

Anonymous said...

Ds one dt calls himself my hubby, has never made vals day a memorable one since I got to knw him,even wen wen we were dating,thou it was long distance more of, bt I kept hoping and believing that one day things wl get better coz I believe in him.
It's rather unfortunate that he doesn't appreciate it, since u dnt hv money to shower me wt gifts,show me love and atleast act nicely towards me, bt no instead he chose to gift me wt quarrel immediately he got back from work yesterday over a minor issue wen others were having a good vals day.. It's all good thou,my prayer is for God to grant my desires of being independent soon,and I wunt even care abt how he treats me,coz awl always make myself happy. Bt honestly I don't deserve to be treated badly by ds man.

Femilicious said...

Congratulations. May the good Lord keep your love and your home. God bless your family

sisi eko said...

Well, Stella I made three comments in that section and only two were posted. The third comment was the one about Oshio which was unrelated so I assumed u chucked it as usual. Never mind though.

sisi eko said...

Ohhh what a way to end the evening. Lol. BL na u biko.

OK bye

evababy said...

Vals day was lit finally.. We Got pizza,red wine and cake at work and shared amongst ourselves...I didn't have plans of going out after work but later in the day,one bros like that called to ask if I was free...ofcos I obliged....na so me and mr handsome carry comot yesterday....went out...had some beer and chicken...talked at length...before he decided to drop me off at home....we sha stole some kisses before I left him that night...did I enjoy my day?absolutely Yaaaaayyyyy....did I enjoy the kiss????������ getting another won't be a bad idea..

Makason said...

Lord, please pick my call,come next 14th,I want to spend it with my hubby..

I was in a fellowship, believing God for a Miracle that will sound like a lie but a reality..



Oluwa,pick my calls.

Anonymous said...

Imagine travelling all the way from osun state down to lagos and I stood sum1 else up to see my crush and he stood me up too😒I just jejely branched my fuck mate's and fucked the pain away..stressful val day

Anonymous said...

Pls, go run another test in the next 3 months. U can't be very sure yet. I pray God intervenes.

Anonymous said...

na wa o

Anonymous said...

lmaooo

conrad lewis said...

Seems bloglord has very good sense of humour

Anonymous said...

If you are not more than 27. I will marry you . Regardless. Save this post 😊

Anonymous said...

You give persin note but you no want 'ordinary' note. So you know its a just worthless piece of paper.... and you know it feels if someone gave that to you but you were quick to give it to others. You didn't have time to enter a shop and pick something or order it online and pay on delivery? Greedy bitches till time immemorial.

Anonymous said...

Abeg extinct like dinosaur@

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