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Thursday, February 16, 2017

Wedding Night Brouhaha 84

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Hi folks, I'm here again with the last of my chronicles (my WEDDING NIGHT BROUHAHA). I'd rather call it WEDDING NIGHT BLISS. Better still, a combination of both.


I would have sent it in yesterday (14/02/17) but valentine things with wifey gave me no chance to put finishing touches to my story. It was our first val as a married couple and i no wan disappoint. Got her a little gift and after work we watched movie at the theatre. We had some other fun too before we left for home. Got home and was so exhausted. Then,... ( una wan hear that part?! Na lie, iro o, una too like to dey hear private matters. Lol). 


I appreciate all the responses thus far. It's bn a big delight reading them. U guys can keeping guessing the CHI... sha #LMAO. Seems like some people know me so well in real life that my stories gave me away. Most were recent friends who didn't know about my past and the escapades i had. Well, now they know more about this cool dude. My innocent look and present Christian life will never make you feel i had such a past.


A quick recap of my chronicles... I started with my SYB which portrayed me as a serial lover and banker-corper. God miraculously saved me from death a week to my POP. After NYSC, i came back to Lagos. Reconciled with God, got a job and suffered a great heart break. Then, despite all my escapades, i met a FAGIN who today is my wife (what massive grace for a sinner).



Let me call my wife's name 'M'. Without missing words, M is a beautiful, intelligent, well-cultured, humble, down to earth and God fearing lady. I'm not saying this because she's my wife and best friend but truth is she attracts everyone to herself and makes people like her. My parents and friends sing lyrical about her and guys will always tease me that i don't deserve someone as gorgeous as her. Well, maybe i don't but God gave me the best among women for a wife just like He gave me Jesus for a savior.


Now, ladies and gentlemen, flight WNB101 is set to take off. Kindly fasten your apkroko belt as we savor the journey.


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Well, M's mum don't stay in Lagos, she stays in Akure. Her dad is dead (a minute silence for him please)


*story continues...
Every March 1st is wifey's birthday. Two years back, we invited some friends and wifey's brother to celebrate her birthday. The fun was massive. Then, having planned with the DJ, he changed the music to a birthday song. We forced wifey who ordinarily is a shy person to dance. I was dancing with her. Lo! The next song played and it was a love song by Tu baba. I went on a knee and popped the question. Wifey was elated and the whole place thundered with applause. She wasted no time in posting on her SM platforms - 'It's my birthday and i got a proposal ring'. So, journey to the big day started.


As our customs and tradition will have it, wedding things must be at the bride parent's place (Akure). So, off the journey to Akure began. It started first with the introduction. A later date was fixed for the engagement and white wedding. November 12 is our big day!


All the pre-weddings preparations, aso ebi and all sorts started. They were too complex for me as I'm not a fan of all that. I just wanted to make M my wife and start our lives together.
Despite the distance, friends and family turned up and journeyed to the ancient city of Akure. It was a convoy from Lagos. My guys came a day to the main event. The engagement was in the morning while Church service followed immediately. Then, reception was th grand finalle. 


All through the Church service, na as night go be dey my mind. I was like: ' Finally, today na today'. Occasionally, I'll whisper in my wife's ear, 'wa fe Ku laleyi' *interpreter please...


Reception seems to last forever. I rendered a great poem to the love of my life admist tremendous clapping. She loved it and still keeps a copy of the poem.
Fast forward to night time, we lodged in a very cozy and expensive hotel. Everything was just on point. D Ac in the hotel room was making bro J (John Thomas) yarn for attention. We hurriedly entered the room, said a quick prayer, showered and gbam, we started the kissing and caressing. It was blissful but wifey wouldnt let me go down bellow. 


She begged that she was tired and that we still have the entire lifetime to ourselves. Haha, i knew madam was kinda scared. I understood and decided to let her be. We sha gisted and curdled but how i go sleep on my wedding night na. Somehow, we both woke up in the middle of the night. I asked her if she was okay , she sad yes. I asked if she's ready for oga to lunch and surf the net, she confessed to being scared. I sha promised to be gentle and easy with her. So, again we started.


After a lot of foreplay, we decided that it was time i burst the poppo but JT could not enter. I tried forcing, wifey complained of pains. In all my escapades in the past, I'd carefully and intentionally avoided virgins. So, I'll say I'd no experience in deflowering a woman but this one, on this night, i must break!


She feared my size and begged me to stop, i did. After a while she requested we continue, we started again. We eventually got an anointing oil wifey has in her stuffs and indeed, 'anointing breaks the yoke'. Madam complained of less pains during round two and ever since, it has been blissful.


Now, my once upon Virgin wife most times initiates acts in the bedroom. She is fast becoming a pro but together, we are adventurous and we keep learning new stuffs and ways to please ourselves in the bedroom.

As a minister in Church, now, i can have some cozy time with my wife and head straight to Church to lift up holy hands to God. Indeed, marriage is an honorable thing and the bed undefiled.

To the singles that are ripe enough for marriage, you shall not lack your mate IJN. To the married, you shall find joy in your home and i pray that every marriage experiencing turbulent times, the storms shall be still and be replaced with the peace of the Most High IJN.


Iyalode, my life has been a product of God's immense grace. I know this and i do not take this for granted.
To all BVs, thanks for religiously following my chronicle. God bless you all.

*Literature is a part of me. I'm a content writer and i have stories that i hope to publish soon.
You'll have a great day.


-BV YB


LOL


89 comments:

  1. BRAVO BRAVO lol
    I thoroughly enjoyed all your stories sire
    May God almighty continue to bless your home with everything good and beautiful

    Lmfaoo @indeed anointing breaks the yoke
    Wehdone sir

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    1. You are such an interesting story teller. Can you please give us ur valentine story too? I totally enjoyed your stories and I wish you all the best

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    2. Happy married life Sir.

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    3. Please venture into writing professionally you are guuuud.. Make una kontinu to enjoy you hear

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    4. You sabi write. Waiting for LRD... God bless your union.

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    1. Over dramatic. I have a feeling he is talkative too.smh

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    2. Chill, he's very excited. You have a feeling, lmao

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    3. Didn't enjoy the story. Please work on your tenses please. You are a talkative too.

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  3. God bless you YB

    "As a minister in Church, now, i can have some cozy time with my wife and head straight to Church to lift up holy hands to God. Indeed, marriage is an honorable thing and the bed undefiled"

    I can't wait ooo. I lift my holy hands and flaunt my Beautiful rings with a perfect manicure.

    God bless my man! Cos he's gon be the happiest ever!

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  4. Mey God kontinew toe blase yuor marrage

    Pliss tek Bess k of yuor wooman..

    #a'dews

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  5. Dramatic poster!!!

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  6. Dramatic poster!!!

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  7. Hmmmnn, when would my boo bae locate me now?

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  8. Hmmmm,poster I really like your stories ooo. You are a good narrator. More happy years to you too...

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  9. that "anointing breaks the york" part really got me laughing so hard

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  10. I love you already!! Can you marry me too??? Lol.. Your sense of humour is top notch, I enjoyed the story and it felt like I was there.. You must be really big down there oo... OK, I want to get married too!!!! 😍😄

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  11. Hahhaahaha, beautifully written piece. Message passed without much mind exploration lol. Like that. Happy married life

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  12. I love love....

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  13. This year i shall testify, IJN

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  14. Interested, Wishing you more marital bliss.

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  15. Oga u go sabi aproko oooo,,, Choi dis kan gist coming 4rm a man...nice one sha...

    Mrs frank

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  16. This is interesting! Your writing skill is so on point. God bless your home!

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  17. I love this, interesting and straight to the point. I am a single mum and hope to find love again with the right man. Nothing feels as good as waking up in the arms of the one you love and who loves you in return unconditionally. Dear poster, may your marriage remain blissful always.

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  18. OMG! Thanks for sending this hahahahahahahahaha. God bless your home Sir.

    PS. I know you. #SIDEEYES.🙌🙌🙌

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  19. Sweet story. May God continue to bless ur home.

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  20. May God bless your home with plenty goodies.
    Nice story

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  21. Anointing breaks the yoke. Kikikiki

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  22. Oga weldone. I raise Bey hand for you 🙌🙌

    We dey here dey wait LRD.

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  23. Nice read. I thought it was without "mincing" words not "missing" words. I wish you both a lifetime of marriage bliss.

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    1. It's "mincing".... Oga writer abeg

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  24. anonymous gangster16 February 2017 at 13:36

    I slept off 17% into the narrative. Yaaawwwn!

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  25. 🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️

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  26. booooooo, where @ thou? i don pray tire o! God give me patience..

    why this matter de hard me like this na? I'm tired of being alone and doing both man and woman things.

    Nice write up by the way

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  27. hmmmm maybe cause I expected too much, This WNB was just plain jare,, continue to enjoy ur marriage.

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  28. Such a great write-up. Happy you found God. God bless your family always.

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  29. bia this man some of us live for the private matter just in case you dont know lol. hope this gist will be interesting and worth spreading of leg to 180 degree?
    let me go back and read it slowly.










    *hangs leg on the wall*

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    1. Rest abeg!!!! Must u tell us how promiscuous you are always?
      #It's getting old, blah!

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  30. This is beautifully written and thanks for not been too dirty about details. Thank God for the gift God gave you as a wife, your home is blessed in Jesus name. Amen.

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  31. Mtshewww. After all the hype? I wasn't entertained one bit. Pick another hustle and you have proudness in you 😜

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  32. I bet this is that pastor that always talks about sex. Wehdonesir

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  33. chisos!!! this life is unfair mhen, na ojoro full this life. so after all the girls you gbenshed in this world you still married a virgin? chia na correct ojoro be that. i no gree, i no wan gree sef. thats why some people say God is partial. imagine this chief gbensher marrying a virgin after all his sexcapades? this life ehn just do your thing no send no body, if your level of grace is high no one will have anything on you. where is karma? the bitch (karma) is probably hanging legs somewhere now sef. mtcheeeeeew is on dey vex abeg.










    *hangs leg on the wall*

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    1. Lol...You 'is' a drama Queen.

      Just pray make karma no remember your address for insulting 'her'...funny geh.

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  34. Awww...this is so sweet. I love your story and the part of lifting up holy hands in church after doing the 'do' got me grinning. God bless your union and make you both friends of each other forever.

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  35. Chai what a chronicle in an ascending order. Oya chop knuckles. Guy I laugh tru out. "Anointing breaks the yoke?" You are a good story teller. Enjoy your marriage joor. So after "doing the do" even on a Sunday morning you can still go to church and lift up holy hands without guilt. Indeed marriage is a good thing. That reminds me, I know of a man who can't sleep with his wife on a Sunday. Maybe he is feeling guilty being that its a Sunday. Sometimes he ends up not going to church whenever he makes love to his wife on Sundays. I believe he is not mature emotionally yet. Even anointed men of God still do it before going to church how much more a mere church member. All the days are holy before God. Sunday or Monday so no one should assume its only Sunday that is holy. BV Mercy

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    1. Men of God even prefer to do it on Sunday morning sef, to avoid temptations from ladies that will sit in front rows with open laps.

      Delilah descendants...

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    2. Hahahhhahaha @ Delilah descendants

      I enjoyed all ur stories Poster.
      May God keep blessing you and M and ur marriage. Keep having fun.

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  36. Hmmm,u added SALT, Maggie, sugar, etc,but E sweet.lolz

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    1. Sharon Aminu!!! How do u know he added salt and all? Like u are part of their lives, Tufiakwa for Una type, u won't read and keep quiet! The guy is a good writer and there was nothing he wrote dat was out of d ordinary dat u will say added salt, I just had to reply ur stupid comment even doh na busy body I dey do but I hate people who hate good things. Writer, pls publish ur stuffs cos indeed u are good write and thanks for d prayers.

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  37. Chai what a chronicle in an ascending order. Oya chop knuckles. Guy I laugh tru out. "Anointing breaks the yoke?" You are a good story teller. Enjoy your marriage joor. So after "doing the do" even on a Sunday morning you can still go to church and lift up holy hands without guilt. Indeed marriage is a good thing. That reminds me, I know of a man who can't sleep with his wife on a Sunday. Maybe he is feeling guilty being that its a Sunday. Sometimes he ends up not going to church whenever he makes love to his wife on Sundays. I believe he is not mature emotionally yet. Even anointed men of God still do it before going to church how much more a mere church member. All the days are holy before God. Sunday or Monday so no one should assume its only Sunday that is holy. BV Mercy

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  38. This sucks... I find this wedding posts awkward and annoying with the way sex is described. Fucking overrated act.

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    1. Go and hug transformer! Oloriburuku!!!!

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    2. Rob shut ur mouth as if you don't enjoy it

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  39. Beautiful story. May God bless your marriage continously. Hope to read your books someday.

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  40. Oga mi you sabi tell beta story sha oo. You add plenty ingredients for this story wey make am sweet. I drop my cap for you broz. May God continue to flourish your home with his heavenly sweetness. Enjoy your marriage bro

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  41. Wish you a happy married life but e dey pain me say u marry fergin

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  42. See me smiling sheepishly no doubt my friend is endowed.. I see him most time in the office and his bulging trousers won't stay one place... Hehehehehehe double tuwale jare...yeah akure was lit cos we enjoyed everybit of it..enjoy ur marriage more Grace to ur fuckery ministry... Never underrate slim guys

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  43. Oga your story is interesting, can't wait to get married.

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  44. poster nice work,im waiting for ur lrd and omugwo chronicles.

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  45. this guy can write sha

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  46. You are a great story teller.am a witness that anointing breaks the yoke..

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  47. God bless and keep your marriage forever

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  48. Very good writer ... I enjoyed all your stories
    Thank God for His grace upon your life

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  49. lovely WNB...God bless the union

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  50. Why are some people bitter about this story? Smh
    Poster I love your story. You kept the marriage bed undefiled. Congrats and HML.

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  51. Sultry looks good and fuckable.holla

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    1. Chaiii I go love oh poster ur story gat me shaking God pls bless me with a God fearing n romantic man.God bless you and M

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  52. sooooo cool. God bless your union always

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  53. I think u talk too much for a man... #myopinion

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  54. I think u talk too much for a man... #myopinion

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  55. Nice story. When you go marry sef? Thinking

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  56. I doff my hat for you poster

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  57. Your wife is blessed,keep lifting holy hands innocently o!

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