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Sunday, March 19, 2017

Sunday In House Gists..

Saturday In house gists didnt hold because ...............




Well,just because!!!

Last Weeks winner did not contact me so I will be gifting someone else the money but i wont be mentioning a name..Pele oh.

We have all run out of Jokes and Stories to tell....So I suggest we rest Saturday and Sunday in house gists until i can think of something else to make the weekends interesting..Unless you have a suggestion ....



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    1. I am looking forward to next Sunday as time go change and 1hr will be added to sweet sleep.
      Perfect mother's day gift.

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    2. Shut up if you have notin to say pls

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    3. Its obvious ure a sadist peppi, abi na recession? Am very sure its depression.
      EWU.

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  2. Lol...


    Story story...

    πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’

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    1. How????? Wat so special about you???

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    2. Its obvious ure a sadist peppi, abi na recession? Am very sure its depression.
      EWU.

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    3. Very very funny hahaha! Mtcheeew!

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  4. Patiently waiting for una fabu...

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  5. I think we should use it for anonymous confession

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  6. You were busy celebrating your late MIL posthumous birthday.

    #trolling mood activated.😈😈😈

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  7. Maybe it ended in your spam o, chai!

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  8. Wow..!!! I slept off. 😴😴😴. After a powerful meal of aloco, prima and poisson.. The sleep sweet small..πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…. Can't wait for tomorrow.

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    1. the name of the meal even sounds like poison
      hope u didn't die from the sleep.

      #mazamazaboy

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  9. Wetin I dey see so?
    Stella you want to stop IHG for now? Meaning that my rewards too as a gist collator will stop? Impossicant!!!
    As a 'poor beggar' here, I survive on the 5k and recharge cards that I get from collator job, you want me to die of hunger with my child?
    Abeg no do that thing ooooo. Everybody, make una beg SDK on my behalf ejooor oooo.

    Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

    D'Royalty oti ya wereh tipe tipe

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    1. D'Royalty abeg no kill me with laughter. Hahaha, I like ur personality. U no dey form. Me wey them no even know or remember nkon? Wetin we go do?

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  10. Stella, I think you should introduce single parents chronicle. Or Chronicle of a single mum. Will contact you for details

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  11. Stella, I think you should introduce single parents chronicle. Or Chronicle of a single mum. Will contact you for details

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  12. Una don tire to give us gist? Happy sunday everyone

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  13. I found out yesterday dh is having an affair with a single mum of two in the same compound we're leaving, this same Lady that I take care of her kids like mine, she ask for food,soap sometimes little change which I gave her, how could she be sleeping with my dh? Am thinking of what to do, should I call her and tell her I know what's going on? As for dh am starving him of food since morning he can't even look at my face.

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    1. Eya, may God strengthen you.

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    2. Tell her that you know and she should continue...

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    3. Babe pls,treat ur hubby fuckup and give the lady a silent treatment.
      Your hubby will pass the message across to her that you know about their secret already,she will avoid you and pack out of that house only if she has shame sha.

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    4. Babe pls,treat ur hubby fuckup and give the lady a silent treatment.
      Your hubby will pass the message across to her that you know about their secret already,she will avoid you and pack out of that house only if she has shame sha.

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    5. Don't you think that by starving him, you are pushing further into the lady's arms. Try Hillary Clinton's style. Table it for discussion and let it end in a matured way. Feed him fat. Come up with different delicacies. Dress alluring within & outside the house. Talk positive to yourself and walk with high esteem. All these will make him uncomfortable and he would want to discuss and beg but your response should always be,"Don't worry dear, it's all in the past". Nne trust me, he will never consider looking at a pant hanging on the line to dry because he is scared of your silence. As for the lady, let her know you know her fuckup and you are never tired of seeking God's face and He has never failed you. Stop helping her. Sometimes the people we help are looking for who will go down with them. Stop feeding her. She should get productive with her hands, if she had, sh won't be so less busy humping your husband....... e-hugs.

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  14. I love telling stories not for the money o but just for entertainment but those Bitterleaves souls will now take it serious😞😞😞 so I won't tell you gals any story again...NTOOR"πŸ˜› TO YOU ALL

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    1. you telling us NTOOR!!! sud we now start crying

      #mazamazaboy

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  15. Chai, ive arranged my story n even have the budget of what I will do with the money when I win.... I will patiently wait sha

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  16. It is only in this country DAT a doctor is owed 3 months salary. Am done practicing in dis country. Oh Lord pls grant me success in dis PLAB exam. Just feel like ranting.

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  17. Make I try my luck.

    This happened last weekend.

    My dh's younger brother who is a camera man, went to cover a wedding last weekend.

    I was seating in the sitting room in the evening when he came back. I just noticed that he wasnt his normal self, he looked restless, wasn't wearing his shirt, his camera bag which he went out with was no where to be found. Next thing, he started removing his trouser right in front of me. Oh boy na that time I no say water don pass garri. I ran out to call dh and he came with some neigbours and they were able to came him down. His phone was no where to be found, same with his wallet.

    When he was calm, he told us that he didn't know what happened to him, that he ate yam porridge at the wedding and afterwards he started hearing voices. That when he wanted to cross the road that the voice told him to enter into a moving vehicle, the voice told him to dash out all he had to beggars, na so my guy dash beggars the money he made, his phone, camera and even his shirt.lol

    He called his spiritual mother and that one told him to do 3days dry fasting that they wanted to use him for rituals..lol... If you see prayer that night eh, he prayed all through with the woman on phone.

    To cut tory short, we later found out that the porridge was laced with weed.lol.. He saw a group of men wacking porridge and went to beg cos he was hungry and hadn't eaten...Lmao

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    1. * was sitting

      The worst part was that the guy refused to believe that it was Igbo, he insisted that they wanted to use for rituals. That his spiritual mother cannot lie.

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. OYO is his case πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. What about the pics he took?

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    4. Lol...i had a good laugh. u just reminded of when My sis ignorantly ate her own jellof rice with weed inside. We all had to hold her down, cos she wanted jumping down from our one Storey building.

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      Igbo na bastard.

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  18. #The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of everyday*

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  19. Na wen I enter bush to hunt, na that day antelope go learn climb tree. Stella doh oh!

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  20. OK o. Was really expectant.. patiently waiting sha.

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  21. I suggest you allow it to go on. It relieves stress, Stella. And I guess scores of people who love the gists and check on them don't comment.

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  22. Happy Sunday Bvs.Where is healthy Ikpu!

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  23. We haff ear u Stellar nwunye Korkus

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  24. We haff ear u Stellar nwunye Korkus

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  25. We haff ear u Stellar nwunye Korkus

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  26. meanwhile,the voice behind BIG BROTHER NAIJA IS EJIKE IBEDILO as confirmed by Frank edoho of WWTBAM

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  27. Noted. However, will suggest you come up with a puzzle which will always attract a prize

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  28. I am waiting too.

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  29. Sometimes competition brings out creativity.

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  30. Hmmm lemme try. So My ex boyfriend was a chronic cheat, one day he called me and to ask if I will be coming over I said know but I suspected something and decided to pay him a surprised visit. I got to his house and I saw a girl sitting in the sitting room, I greeted her and asked her who she was but she didn't respond cos she probably knows me. Immediately my boyfriend came to the sitting room with a towel around his waist immediately he saw me he started sweating profusely. I asked him who the girl was and immediately he fell on the floor and started crying and rolling on the floor at the same time singing, Mogbe, wetin be this na? Then he said I should help him thank God and the girl in his room,I was like for what na, he said there was a snake in his room and the girl happens to be passing by and she helped him killed the snake😒😒😒😒😒 i asked to see the remains of the snake he told me he prayed and anionted the snake and it vanished. I was like kuku kill me, immediately I removed his towel and he was not wearing anything underneath, I held his 'bura'and asked him if that was the snake the girl came to killπŸ˜…πŸ˜… the girl was silent and at the same time shocked. Immediately I borrowed myself brain and broke up with him right there. He started begging and saying what if the snake had bitten him, that I should be thanking the girl. That was the end of the relationship, when I told my sisters they almost died laughing. Since then they started calling him Snake man.

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    1. Lmao. I hope this is not #fabu fabu

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    2. If this truly happened then that guy is dumb AF

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    3. This totally got meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. KwakwakwakwakwakwaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. Its 12:56am I de laugh like jackassπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  31. Hahaha

    Uncles and aunties please tell us a story

    Chi nwa exotic don't worry we go see one of this days. Na your type I dey like stay near to. Come give me laughing gas o

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  32. It is a pity non of them winners would be getting anything, to think they both tried and hustled hard. Stella can you please share the reward between the two winners declared by your judges, at least to compensate them. It's just a suggestion.

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  33. This wife was asked if her husband made her happy; Her response was unexpected

    What every wife needs to read, understand and live in her marriage if she wants to build her home.

    During a class at Fresno Pacific University, a speaker asked one of the spouses in the audience:

    "Does your husband make you happy?"

    At this moment, the husband stood up straighter, showing complete confidence. He knew his wife would say yes, because she had never complained about anything during their marriage.

    However, his wife answered the question with a resounding "No."
    "No, my husband does not make me happy."

    The husband was baffled, but his wife continued:

    "My husband never made me happy and does not make me happy. I am happy."

    "Whether I am happy or not is not dependent on him, but on me. I am the only person on whom my happiness depends.

    I choose to be happy in every situation and every moment of my life, for if my happiness depended on another person, thing or circumstance on the face of the Earth, I would be in serious trouble.

    Everything that exists in this life constantly changes: the human being, the riches, my body, the climate, my boss, the pleasures, the friends, and my physical and mental health. I could quote an endless list.

    I need to decide to be happy regardless of anything else that happens. Whether I own a lot or a little, I am happy! Whether I'm going out or staying home alone, ​​I'm happy! Whether I am rich or poor, I am happy!

    I am married but I was already happy when I was single.

    I'm happy for myself.

    Other things, people, moments or situations are experiences that might cause joy or sadness. When someone I love dies, I am a happy person in an inevitable moment of sadness.

    I learn from past experiences and I live those that are eternal like loving, forgiving, helping, understanding, accepting and consoling.

    There are people who say: Today I cannot be happy because I am sick, because I have no money, because it is very hot, because it is very cold, because someone insulted me, because someone stopped loving me, because I don't know how to love myself, because my husband changed, because my children do not make me happy, because my friends do not make me happy, because my job is mediocre and so on.

    I love my life not because my life is easier than anyone else's, but because I have decided to be happy as an individual. I am responsible for my happiness.

    When I take this obligation from my husband and anyone else, I free them from the burden of carrying me on their shoulders. It makes everyone's life much lighter.

    And that's how I've had a successful marriage for so many years."

    Never give anyone else the responsibility to control your happiness. Be happy, even if it's hot, even if you're sick, even if you do not have money, even if someone has hurt you, even if someone does not love you and even if you do not value yourself.

    That goes for women and men of all ages.
    Good Afternoon and happy Sunday.

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  34. Once upon a time in Mozambique hostel in OAU, there was a naive jambite who contracted UTI, she confided in a friend who told her Aboniki can cure the infection, the babe bought the Aboniki and applied down there, she almost ran mad when the heat started, her roommates had to hold her down in front of standing fan to help cool off some steam.

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  35. Once upon a time in Mozambique hostel in OAU, there was a naive jambite who contracted UTI, she confided in a friend who told her Aboniki can cure the infection, the babe bought the Aboniki and applied down there, she almost ran mad when the heat started, her roommates had to hold her down in front of standing fan to help cool off some steam.

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  36. Stella u're the best in wat u do. Everything bout ur blog is fun.
    Happy sunday




    #mazamazaboy

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  37. Once upon a time in Mozambique hostel in OAU, there was a naive jambite who contracted UTI, she confided in a friend who told her Aboniki can cure the infection, the babe bought the Aboniki and applied down there, she almost ran mad when the heat started, her roommates had to hold her down in front of standing fan to help cool off some steam.

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  38. Stella -koko Later we go yarn based on the above *shines teeth

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  39. madam korkus gimme the

    money nah...abeg o. I'm broke woth only 1800 left with me...abeg make una help me beg her.

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  40. Simplyeezi, this your story make me cry comot water for eyes lmao......can't believe this happened in real life. The friend must be very wicked........lol . I dey imagine the shame she went through after that experience.....
    Happy sunday peeps. Getting ready for the new week......

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  41. anonymous confession works for me.

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  42. Anon, make sure your husband realised you know about his relationship with your single mother neighbour. Start putting pressure on him that you want you people to pack out of that house . To move out of that of that house is the sure thing

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  43. Pregnant and hungry.pls all I need is food.i beg of u.in God's name I beg

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  44. My husband is terribly upset with me.I am pregnant and have been having serious cravings.I can't eat anything I cook so hubby cooks most times.Yesterday I requested for okro,he went to the market and bought the soup items,made the soup and told me he was going to watch football at a nearby guesthouse.I was feeling hungry and took a little soup which I licked.I don't know what entered me before you know it,the entire okro soup had finished.I just went to sleep feeling fly,hubby came back hungry,went to the kitchen and met an empty pot.He has refused to talk to me since.Now I feel like eating ofada rice but its not available where I live.chaiii !

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    1. Hahahahahahahahhahaha@i just went to sleep feeling fly,hahahhahaha you are funny

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  45. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œ
    Teacher: who is the president of Nigeria?
    Children: Nnamdi Azikiwe
    Teacher: good!!
    Who is the minister of defence?
    Children: Bukola Saraki
    Teacher: correct!!
    What is the capital city of Nigeria?
    Children: Benin City
    Teacher: very good!!
    Who composed the national anthem?
    Children: Timaya
    Teacher: Excellent!!
    If the people from Nigeria are called Nigerians,
    How will you call the people from Moscow?
    Children: Mosquitoes
    Teacher:wow!!
    Then, 2+5 will give you wat?
    Children: 25
    Teacher: perfect!!
    You will remain stupid like
    this until your government increases my salary.

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  46. @Annonymous 14:21 Dr Omo.... is that you?

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