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Saturday, 15 April 2017

Saturday In House Gists - Based On Logistics!

Today we are going a little different......


Do you have an proverbs that make sense?It it is in a local Language,please translate it into Lagos and lets see how this goes.....
This is just for fun!

My entry is...............

''Waffy go say at all at all na em bad''


92 comments:

STARRY LARRY said...

More power to the winner




*Larry was here*

Ibukunoluwa said...

I'm friends with anyone who wins

ARIANNA said...

There's this Italian proverb that says
Comandare Γ© meglio che fottere
Literally meaning
It is better to command than to f**k

It's not as vulgar as it sounds as it simply talks about "The pleasures of power being more than the pleasure of sex"

ukwu dimond said...

Worry no dey carry last, base on logistics.

Isaacson said...

Nyash no get teeth but he dey cut sh*t

Isaacson said...

No matter how he be ogoro must jump

Beloved said...

Has it entered............Yes
Is it paining u............. Yes
Should I remove it..... No
Do u like it...................I love it.







Shoe sellers and there questions ehhhh.😏😏😝😝😝.
Abi wat are u thinking?πŸ™‰πŸ™‰


Tomorrow is my fake birthday !!!

Stella Igbokei said...

pikin wey him mama carry for back no dey no say the waka long. (A child who is carried on the back will not know how far the journey is.)

Beloved said...

Hahaha. ...I don learn this one

Beloved said...

You don cray finish

Adele love said...

No be today yansh get centre parting

Blackberry said...

Nwanyi muta ite ofe mmiri mmiri, di ya
amuta ipi utara aka were suru ofe.

Men take note: lol.

Are you there God... it's me Minx said...

To ba to asiko ati shu furo aa la.
When it's the right time to poo,the anus opens.
(Usually used when people are being secretive about something )

Isaacson said...

Pikin wen say him mama nor go sleep na orphanage fit am

Olaide Ogunmola said...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's
already tomorrow in Hong Kong.
#copied

Eeyore said...

πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘† She say na "Worry"

Cosima Nicole��... De coolest���� said...

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If I won eat frog.. I go eat the one way get egg abi na the one way fat.


Waffy no dey cari last!

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

-It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum’
'A child can play with his mother's breasts, but not his father's testicles'
-Na co-operation dey mak rice full for pot.
-Because of say sun too hot no mean say fowl go lay boiled egg
-There is no greater injustice than when anus farts, head receives a knock.
-He who sleeps with itchy anus must wake up with smelly fingers.
-Na the absence of cat dey make rat dey form Kingkon.
-Na from 'give me my cap, give me my cap' pikin dey take touch him papa bald head.
-The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market
copied

ARIANNA said...

I laughed.
So much sense up there

ARIANNA said...

I thought southwards o

ARIANNA said...

No be me teach you o πŸ˜‚

Madam B said...

What an elder sees sitting down, a child that is up on tree cannot see it. I.e based on logistics the type of glory that efe carry, tboss fans cannot see it even while they are on tree that was they are so confident that tboss will win

cinderellla said...

Nothing wey musa no go see for gate

cinderellla said...

No be my mouth you go hear say Beyonce na uhrobo girl.

Corper W said...

Before now, dem dey open pant before them see yansh but nowadays, you go open yansh before you see pant. Hahahaha(Referring to G string underwear)

Chike TEFLON said...

Oluwadarasimi you are on point.

Lol
Chop kisses 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Chike TEFLON said...

Spoil "shild"

Lol.


Happy fake birthday in advance

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol@ Eeyore. Dis one pain you gan. E bi like say you be Warri?

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol@ Ukwu Dimond

Na wetin dey "WORRY" you?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Esther Mgbolu said...
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Esther Mgbolu said...

B abeg igbo is hard for me to read and translate,what did you write?Interprete in english or pidgin

Flawlessbae said...

Na ground then for they know dog when go bend tail

Flawlessbae said...

if you know by your self Na you know pass

Flawlessbae said...

pikin when say he mama no go sleep he too no go sleep

Flawlessbae said...

Peirce cutlasse for ground as you get power

Flawlessbae said...

if them say make then girls come catch dog for afternoon them go say them they bit but for night Na dem catch am pass

Flawlessbae said...

monkey say na only pikin when dey he belle Na he dey take side for,say the one when he back for back he no know whether as them dey pass person farm whether he plunk corn

Alexandra said...

Escort me escort me na hin start slave trade

Alloy Chikezie said...

Based on logistics, I don't think I can remember any proverb for now

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Alloy Chikezie said...

Hahahaha! You're a clown.

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Odiri Chinonye said...

The downfall of a man na im dey make am respect poto poto

honeypet said...

Ti mogaji o ba Ku in kekere, onbo WA je alaafin.(if mogaji no die for young He go still end up becoming king) mogaji na chief, alaafin na king. Morals- no condition is permanent.

Omotejowho said...

Hahaha

Juliet Johnson said...

I like ur proverbs.

SANDY NEKY said...

Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwa! See ya mouth😜 fake bday kwa?*confused* Bia ko wa ofuma.

Don L'Perusky said...

Yoruba will say "Ewu nbe l'oko Longe. Longe fun ra'ra e, ewu ni". There is danger in Longe's farm.Longe himself is a danger

SANDY NEKY said...

Oh yeah! Nice1

Phenomenal woman said...

woman wey no get sense, na the toto dey suffer.

Pervert said...

E no get as penis big wey e no go fuck tohtoh

Great lady said...

Lolllll...
Happy fake birthday dear. God bless you and add more years to you.

Comrade Chioke said...

Na where tree near tree monkey dey claim say him smart.

Pikin wey no sabi him mama boyfriend they call am brother.

No be who first call police dey win case.

His/Her Excellency, President D'Royalty. The 'Confusor' of Fulani Brown Goats, Oko iya gbogbo wereh SDK blog, The Punisher of SDK Blog rats and goats. said...

#Busyday
I have been helping out a church member who is celebrating 'ikomojade' today. The 'ikomo' is a big one because she was TTC for 9 years before God answered her. Thank God!!

Just coming from Spontaneous post now, Bv SUGAR, hope you've mailed Stella like she asked you to do on SP, if not, do so osiso. If you no want, let me know osiso.
Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

My own proverb is from Akwa-Ibom State and it goes thus:

E bo awonwan tie yak afon, anye a bo 'ntie ifet'?

Meaning:
Them tell woman say make she sidon well, she dey ask say 'I open my toto down?'

Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

This proverb is usually used when giving advice and the person being advised is asking stupid questions...

Blessing Jackson said...

Efere anemde mkpo kpa tak = better soup na money kill am

Blessing Jackson said...

Etongho ki idap ekpeb nkpa = na from sleep them dey learn death.

Anonymous said...

Alert: Runs girl

Blessing Jackson said...

Sik sang Sik sang, ebo owo itie = shift for me, shift for me them dey take collect person seat.

GOONs Mi said...

πŸ˜‚

charitybino said...

Children be like spoon, spoon no know the cost of Garri, so far spoon see garri dey pack put for mouth.

Meaning: children have no worries

Teddy said...

Nice one

optimisticlady said...

I luuuuuurrrv this!

EmmyTee said...

No matter the weight of elephant it can't cause earthquake

Roseberry said...

LolzzzπŸ‘†πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

EmmyTee said...

Yoruba will say "I will help you spend your money starts from Matches"

oguike akudo said...

If you bite my head without minding the hair, when i bite your anus I wil not mind the feaces.

Adeniji Bisi said...

No mata how big an egg is, the hen can neva say its too big for it to lay.


My people will say, odobo lekan, o ju ese lu, ki olorun je ko ri imi do.

English version.. U fuck tohtoh once, u punch am, may God allo2 u see am fuck again.

M3aning, once beaten twice shy






Mc pinky

Anonymous said...

Choi!

Anonymous said...

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† centre parting

Anonymous said...

Orphanage πŸ˜†

Anonymous said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

uju said...

Nwanyi ike ukwu ya aghota ihe omere on we ya ma oso su na ime ahia.

Sassy Meruche said...

Wait,Blackberry,you're Igbo?Didn't know.

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Lol

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Lol I had to munch this for future reference

ijeoma julien said...

Bini go say 'Wahala Don wear koi koi shoe' (i.e cover shoe).

Vivilicious said...

Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death.
Eyes wey dry cry dey see road.
Okirikiri ka a n'agba ukwu ose, adighi a ri ya elu ( you can only walk round a pepper tree, you can't climb it. (used to depict how great a person is, usually when you are praising the person))

Anonymous said...

You the only one laughing. πŸ˜’

Hadey Halaba said...

No be d person wey moto jam dey copy d moto plate numba

Meaning let others help share your burdens/worries

Anonymous said...

Isaacson, no go kill perlzon.
Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha

Bravitudenaturals@gmail.com said...

Eni ti o ba gba kadara a gba kodoro

Na Me Talk Am!!! said...

Nice

Anonymous said...

E don tey wey yansh don dey back

Gideon amaechi said...

Fowl say nothing go ever make am piss for pant bcos him and pant no get any business DATs y him no de even wear am

Gideon amaechi said...

Anus say him no like as God make him and Toto neighbor.say Toto too dey get visitors wey no dey allow am rest.

Anonymous said...

O re eni ba e sun,o lo ku si egbe
U see who to fuck u,u dey complain say e still remain for one side
(means be contented)

Allyk said...

Lol

Allyk said...

Yeahhhhj

Allyk said...

Yeahhhh

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