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Saturday, April 15, 2017

Saturday In House Gists - Based On Logistics!

Today we are going a little different......


Do you have an proverbs that make sense?It it is in a local Language,please translate it into Lagos and lets see how this goes.....
This is just for fun!

My entry is...............

''Waffy go say at all at all na em bad''


92 comments:

  1. More power to the winner




    *Larry was here*

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    1. Based on logistics, I don't think I can remember any proverb for now

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  2. I'm friends with anyone who wins

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  3. There's this Italian proverb that says
    Comandare Γ© meglio che fottere
    Literally meaning
    It is better to command than to f**k

    It's not as vulgar as it sounds as it simply talks about "The pleasures of power being more than the pleasure of sex"

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    1. Hahaha. ...I don learn this one

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    2. No be me teach you o πŸ˜‚

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  4. Worry no dey carry last, base on logistics.

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    1. πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘† She say na "Worry"

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    2. Lol@ Eeyore. Dis one pain you gan. E bi like say you be Warri?

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    3. Lol@ Ukwu Dimond

      Na wetin dey "WORRY" you?

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  5. Nyash no get teeth but he dey cut sh*t

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  6. No matter how he be ogoro must jump

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  7. Has it entered............Yes
    Is it paining u............. Yes
    Should I remove it..... No
    Do u like it...................I love it.







    Shoe sellers and there questions ehhhh.😏😏😝😝😝.
    Abi wat are u thinking?πŸ™‰πŸ™‰


    Tomorrow is my fake birthday !!!

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    1. Spoil "shild"

      Lol.


      Happy fake birthday in advance

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    2. Hahahaha! You're a clown.

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    3. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwa! See ya mouth😜 fake bday kwa?*confused* Bia ko wa ofuma.

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    4. Lolllll...
      Happy fake birthday dear. God bless you and add more years to you.

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  8. pikin wey him mama carry for back no dey no say the waka long. (A child who is carried on the back will not know how far the journey is.)

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  9. No be today yansh get centre parting

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    1. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† centre parting

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  10. Nwanyi muta ite ofe mmiri mmiri, di ya
    amuta ipi utara aka were suru ofe.

    Men take note: lol.

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    1. B abeg igbo is hard for me to read and translate,what did you write?Interprete in english or pidgin

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    2. Wait,Blackberry,you're Igbo?Didn't know.

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  11. Are you there God... it's me Minx15 April 2017 at 14:25

    To ba to asiko ati shu furo aa la.
    When it's the right time to poo,the anus opens.
    (Usually used when people are being secretive about something )

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  12. Pikin wen say him mama nor go sleep na orphanage fit am

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    1. Orphanage πŸ˜†

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    2. Isaacson, no go kill perlzon.
      Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa.

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  13. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's
    already tomorrow in Hong Kong.
    #copied

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  14. .


    If I won eat frog.. I go eat the one way get egg abi na the one way fat.


    Waffy no dey cari last!

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  15. -It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum’
    'A child can play with his mother's breasts, but not his father's testicles'
    -Na co-operation dey mak rice full for pot.
    -Because of say sun too hot no mean say fowl go lay boiled egg
    -There is no greater injustice than when anus farts, head receives a knock.
    -He who sleeps with itchy anus must wake up with smelly fingers.
    -Na the absence of cat dey make rat dey form Kingkon.
    -Na from 'give me my cap, give me my cap' pikin dey take touch him papa bald head.
    -The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market
    copied

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  16. What an elder sees sitting down, a child that is up on tree cannot see it. I.e based on logistics the type of glory that efe carry, tboss fans cannot see it even while they are on tree that was they are so confident that tboss will win

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  17. Nothing wey musa no go see for gate

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  18. No be my mouth you go hear say Beyonce na uhrobo girl.

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  19. Before now, dem dey open pant before them see yansh but nowadays, you go open yansh before you see pant. Hahahaha(Referring to G string underwear)

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  20. Oluwadarasimi you are on point.

    Lol
    Chop kisses 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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  22. Na ground then for they know dog when go bend tail

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  23. if you know by your self Na you know pass

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  24. pikin when say he mama no go sleep he too no go sleep

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  25. Peirce cutlasse for ground as you get power

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  26. if them say make then girls come catch dog for afternoon them go say them they bit but for night Na dem catch am pass

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  27. monkey say na only pikin when dey he belle Na he dey take side for,say the one when he back for back he no know whether as them dey pass person farm whether he plunk corn

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  28. Escort me escort me na hin start slave trade

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  29. The downfall of a man na im dey make am respect poto poto

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  30. Ti mogaji o ba Ku in kekere, onbo WA je alaafin.(if mogaji no die for young He go still end up becoming king) mogaji na chief, alaafin na king. Morals- no condition is permanent.

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  31. Yoruba will say "Ewu nbe l'oko Longe. Longe fun ra'ra e, ewu ni". There is danger in Longe's farm.Longe himself is a danger

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  32. woman wey no get sense, na the toto dey suffer.

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  33. E no get as penis big wey e no go fuck tohtoh

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  34. Na where tree near tree monkey dey claim say him smart.

    Pikin wey no sabi him mama boyfriend they call am brother.

    No be who first call police dey win case.

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  35. #Busyday
    I have been helping out a church member who is celebrating 'ikomojade' today. The 'ikomo' is a big one because she was TTC for 9 years before God answered her. Thank God!!

    Just coming from Spontaneous post now, Bv SUGAR, hope you've mailed Stella like she asked you to do on SP, if not, do so osiso. If you no want, let me know osiso.
    Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

    My own proverb is from Akwa-Ibom State and it goes thus:

    E bo awonwan tie yak afon, anye a bo 'ntie ifet'?

    Meaning:
    Them tell woman say make she sidon well, she dey ask say 'I open my toto down?'

    Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

    This proverb is usually used when giving advice and the person being advised is asking stupid questions...

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    1. You the only one laughing. πŸ˜’

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  36. Efere anemde mkpo kpa tak = better soup na money kill am

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  37. Etongho ki idap ekpeb nkpa = na from sleep them dey learn death.

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  38. Sik sang Sik sang, ebo owo itie = shift for me, shift for me them dey take collect person seat.

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  39. Children be like spoon, spoon no know the cost of Garri, so far spoon see garri dey pack put for mouth.

    Meaning: children have no worries

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  40. No matter the weight of elephant it can't cause earthquake

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  41. Yoruba will say "I will help you spend your money starts from Matches"

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  42. If you bite my head without minding the hair, when i bite your anus I wil not mind the feaces.

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  43. No mata how big an egg is, the hen can neva say its too big for it to lay.


    My people will say, odobo lekan, o ju ese lu, ki olorun je ko ri imi do.

    English version.. U fuck tohtoh once, u punch am, may God allo2 u see am fuck again.

    M3aning, once beaten twice shy






    Mc pinky

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  44. Nwanyi ike ukwu ya aghota ihe omere on we ya ma oso su na ime ahia.

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  45. Bini go say 'Wahala Don wear koi koi shoe' (i.e cover shoe).

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  46. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
    Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death.
    Eyes wey dry cry dey see road.
    Okirikiri ka a n'agba ukwu ose, adighi a ri ya elu ( you can only walk round a pepper tree, you can't climb it. (used to depict how great a person is, usually when you are praising the person))

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  47. No be d person wey moto jam dey copy d moto plate numba

    Meaning let others help share your burdens/worries

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  48. E don tey wey yansh don dey back

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  49. Fowl say nothing go ever make am piss for pant bcos him and pant no get any business DATs y him no de even wear am

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  50. Anus say him no like as God make him and Toto neighbor.say Toto too dey get visitors wey no dey allow am rest.

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  51. O re eni ba e sun,o lo ku si egbe
    U see who to fuck u,u dey complain say e still remain for one side
    (means be contented)

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