Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Laugh Out Loud This Wednesday..

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Wednesday, 31 May 2017

Laugh Out Loud This Wednesday..

This is so funny!



Bill Gates resigns as
Chairman of Microsoft after receiving the following letter from a Hausa Man


"Dear Sir,


I have some kwuestions to ask:


Lamba wan - Za keyboard alpabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?


Lamba tu - Zere is a 'Start' button but no 'Stop' button, where is it?


Lamba tree - I habe already learned Microsoft word, when will you launch Microsoft Sentence?


Lamba por - zere is a recycle bin but... zere is no one who comes to kwallect za bin.


Pinally eh fersonal kwuestion: Why is your name Gates when you sell Windows?" #kwafied from whatsapp group


68 comments:

Villager said...

Phoni.

bigbanty said...

LMAO.... Hope bill get to see this so he can answer those questions

becky naka said...

I didn't laugh.....i don't laugh when I'm broke.

Beloved said...

LMAO

Minnie Rexpect said...

Lol

I am king EZE said...

Migraine inducing......couldn't read.
Hello people!!!

Broomstick said...

😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆 This is hilarious. Let him answer cos all the questions are valid

STARRY LARRY said...

Hahahaha





*Larry was here*

Tasty Peppersoup For Events (08182519282) said...

Lol

Mommax said...

Stella u must be a very happy person with no problems in life cos u find every rubbish funny especially dat nedu wazobia fm sister NKECHI skits

Justyswt said...

Lmao. Nigerians can form joke ehn.

Greatlady. said...

Lmaooo.😂😂😂😂

bravitudegal said...

Haha haha loool
Lamba sis:when is the president coming back?

Priceless Jewel said...

Congratulobia 😁😆😄😂😋


... Jesus is my worth!

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahaha microsoft sentence. yeye

Megan Aisosa Itohan said...

lol

Anonymous said...

He probably didn't understand what he was talking about, speaking in tongues is not for everybody 😕 & where's our phrezizent BTW? I heard that Aisha has gone to meet him in z oza room, can they be fast & come out already 😒

Anonymous said...

Enter your comment...not funny

Kae_Kae said...

Lamba ko, ko ma roll ni. Lmfaooo but I am not smiling.

Gemmie said...

LMAO. E reach to resign sef 😁😁😁

This na villager country people. Hehehehe

ifeoma tundeasolo said...

Chai!!!! Chai!!!! This is,......

Kiks said...

😒

ifeoma tundeasolo said...

Chai!!!! Chai!!!! This is,...... lol @ why u dey sell window wey ur name na gate.....rolling on the ground laffing

Rappakatakata said...

Funny.

ukwu dimond said...

Kikikikikiki

Cute hajia Omo Mummy said...

Looooooooooll

shay said...

lolz

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

hahahahahahahahe my northern aboki dem be repping.
abeg i how do i get rid of my hausa accent? not like i no sabi speak English oooh but i have that hausa accent that kinda make it easier for people to know am based in the north. and i hate that.





*hangs leg on the wall*

BIPOLAR ME said...

Lol.

Keep shading your president.

Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink) said...

LMAO

Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink) said...

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ghodea said...

Hahahahaha.....!!!

Bukipreety said...

Hilarious

oiza said...

Not funny

ola wealth said...

@why is your name gates, when you HV windows
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Debbie me said...

This isn't funny to me abeg.

CharisMAtic DIVA said...

B- to da L- to O
😍😘

CharisMAtic DIVA said...

Lmao
Too mush time dey ur hand oga comedian

Happychild_disturbed soul said...

So funny but I forgot to laugh
Try again
Error error error

Gold Taken said...

Hahahahahaha! Funny you!

ola wealth said...

Who your laff EPP?
Yan yan yan yan yan yan...
See ur mouth like "atiro"
😂😂😂


No vex o. Na joke oo

same girl said...

Lol,i used corect hausa accent to read that

IJAY said...

Hahahahaha, I just have to laff

Pepperdem(i sell uk used mini and big laptops call 08150582759 @affordable prices) said...

Hahaha...

Pepperdem(i sell uk used mini and big laptops call 08150582759 @affordable prices) said...

Beloved dash me 5k now...😉

CEO Empress said...

Hahaha
Villager, please come and caution your Hausa broda

😆😆😆😆😆

Rachy said...

Lol! As a fresh boy that you are......

Hello People----> Hi Eze

Rachy said...

Please RISE to the level of loving to laugh, it's good for the health.

Fidelis said...

Too pink walahi

I am king EZE said...

Heyy rachy.whatsup.

Villager said...

😀

Villager said...

😀😀

SHAKITI BABY said...

Lol

uniquebeauty said...

Funny, but one has to read twice to comprehend the words. Hausa people and their accent though!

Broomstick said...

Whoever did this to you is very mean.

Wild Rose said...

Pls don't get rid of it o. Personally, I feel speaking good English with an Hausa accent is sexy just the French speaking English.
God bless you for not hoarding the gift mummy Mary gave you. You have a good heart.

Sweet Mother said...

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

my opinion said...

But it is not funny na Defence minister Rachy!

Rachy said...

Just cool like the weather over here today. You ? 😃🙈

Rachy said...

@my opinion 😃😃 your name says it all 👊🏻😃

Rachy said...

Lol Villager 😃

Komommo Okim said...

Hausa peeps sha, anyways I smiled while reading.

KIDJO said...

Na wa for you o, We all can't be as bitter as you madame Mommax

Dee Shawne said...

Funny

Jasmine said...

Hahahahahaha, please don't be broke o

bamidele mutiu said...

The guy fit don jump inside lagoon after reading this after resigning though, the Hausa person is right though #yinmu

fidel7 said...

Maybe I'm in a sour mood but I don't find this funny

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