Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Office Brouhaha Part 3 Continued

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Saturday, 13 May 2017

Office Brouhaha Part 3 Continued

This is a JUICY continuation from HERE





So we suspended both for two weeks just so we can get fresh air. Anyway, did i mention that SP 1s wife is a caterer? Hehehe. 


The very next monday, by 10am she sent her crew with turkey sandwiches, fruit salad, blueberry muffins, some exotic tea brands that we don't stock in the office and fresh fruit.


 This is the first monday of the month and core employees usually work late on such days (sure she knew). So they were all to happy to see the kitchenette well sorted. Around 2:30 pm waaaawuuuu!! Chicken curry and steamed rice, jollof, plantain, coleslaw and more juice. Normally closing time is 5pm but on days like this, work goes on till 8pm. Around 6:30 we thought they came to clear up, na lie oh.

 Orisirisi nuts, smoothie, kebab, scotch eggs and dark chocolate followed. Guys in the office were so chuffed. See them calling her phone 'Ah aunty we arent upset with you oh. You know we love you etc'


Next thing, MD just opened his office door and shouted laughingly to the floor 'THIS IS BLACKMAIL OH!! WONDERFUL'. 


Apparently, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ at our December party in MDs house, SP1s wife catered and baked one type of cake that had the world inside - fruits, raisins, nuts and chocolate. His wife is a sweetooth and absolutely loved it. Lo and behold, SP1s wife had baked the exact one and had it delivered to MD's house with an apology card to him and the wife. 

That shes sorry and we should forgive her for her gross misconduct. So when he called his wife to report that ah see whats going on that one said she was awaiting his return to show him the cake she received.

So everyone was like we should let things go back to normal after two weeks. After two weeks, they both returned. The office was awkward. Very awkward. By the third day FD knocks and asks to talk to me. Shes crying that shes been going through alot..... recession.... mum's ill...... falling in love with the wrong guy..... her elder brother she lives with having money issues..... he promised to send her for Masters but contracts are on hold and SP1 promised he would sponsor her but now its all in flames...... she hates the way everyone now looks at her, she's feeling uncomfortable and now the only thing she's holding on to keep her sane is this job. But she's no longer comfortable.


 Truth is i felt for her. Cos that SP1 ehn...... anyway sha, i told her she needs to apologize to MD cos the other party has apologized. Thats why she looks stupid. So the next day when MD came she apologized with a bottle of champagne (MD drinks only champagne). Now sent a general mail copying everyone (apart from SP1) with an apology. Promising to conduct herself better.

SP1 now started giving me an attitude. Wont respond to my pleasantries so me sef ignore am. One fine day he came to my office and was telling me how i wanted to ruin his home (as if I'm the one who inserted his penis and told him to run his mouth) and FD has to go. I told him not to get me involved and any more complaints should be forwarded to MD (whose heart has been softened by what FD did). He didn't and kept his attitude.


Trust me there were some awkward days cos we are usually one big family. But early-April FD told me she was able to get into one multinational through her SIL as a contract staff. She's supposed to give two weeks notice, but i just told MD that she should be allowed to go immediately to give her a clear head. 


She was paid all her dues and I covered for about a week, until we got new FD. New FD2 is a big skirt, tying head, oversized blouse lady; she comes at 8am and has one hour around the office to pray at the office -laying hands on all the chairs and systems. Speaking the word of God to every spiritual obstruction. Hahahahah. 

She was earning 65k on her last job so for 110k, she's on the moon. MD liked her, I LOVED her; others started saying they missed FD1. But I couldn't be bothered as long as everyone was happy.


THE END. 😁



Hahahahahahahahahahahaahah good ending!....abeg bring us more next time



43 comments:

STARRY LARRY said...

I'm happy for FD1, but you too to like aproko




*Larry was here*

ola wealth said...

Sweet

stunning slim shady said...

Awwww I enjoyed reading this...

Mr A said...

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe,i can't fit laugh,nice one

Alabi Ganiyat said...

koye mi rara...

Sapiosexual said...

Please can I get a job in your company? I love 😍

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

This is chickito writing

Very nice story,tho i missed d 1st,i went back to read.

STARRY LARRY said...

Because you did not read the part 1, go and search for it and read




*Larry was here*

ololade Salaudeen said...

nice! nice! Stella please make this a regular, you people should start sending your office brouhaha o

Em jay said...

Sweet story.
Chiki baby na only you dey do me strong thing with your story, is this you love, all the same I enjoyed the story ohhhh, e sweet me gannn.

Mao Akuh said...

Sweet ending.. Everyone is happy and nothing more than that.
Weldone Chic

Anonymous said...

That's how one useless babe who ran away from her matrimonial home joined my coy, wan die on top expatriate matter. Dem fuck fuck before people come work sote dem use condom block office toilet.. The other guys in order to exonerate themselves say na sanitary pad and MD believed. The embarassment and insult no be here but as they say, 99 days for the thief, one day for the owner of the house......

Sharon Aminu said...

Lols
Love this end
All gud

GOONs Mi said...

Everybody won at the end......sp1's Wifey is smart, better Wifey.

I love your office brouhaha narrative.
I salivate for the food oπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜˜
Well-done.
Healthy work environment.

Anonymous said...

Busola town house hotel ibadan den go soon get u werey

Yvonne said...

Good it ended well for FD...poster, abeg Vacancy dey your office?

Blackberry said...

Lol! Shine eye for this FD2 o, not all shabarabaraba is holy.

Sarah Aluya said...

Hehehehehe

Ify Lovie Lovie said...

Was having a good laugh @ all the yummy goodies madam Sp1 was dishing out for una.
Beautifully written, as always!
Well done Chikito!

Anonymous said...

Lol @ FD2 skabashing... I understand her oh. I'm also a FD/Admin/HR in a private firm for 60k and the volume of work is unimaginable. If I get such an opportunity for a better pay I will jump at it oh.

lastborn said...

Lol, na holy holy sabi chop clean mouth self.
Nice ending for everyone
But that SP1 is a Mean guy.(so they should sack FD after defrauding her sexually)
Hr well done for being diplomatic.
Hope SP1 tames his wandering dick.
Hahaha. See me hoping to see part 3. I wonder what am expecting to read, dat SP1 later made up with FD and became koko zaria reloaded. LOL

STARRY LARRY said...

Sup mummy Twins, wetin happen? It's been long, hope you're good?




*Larry was here*

Anonymous said...

True!

Helen Raymond said...

Wow i enjoyed reading this. Hahahahaha. SHAOMEI MAKEOVERS.

Sharon Aminu said...

Yes love
Am getting better day by day o
Tanks
Preparing for the twins😘😘😘

IJAY said...

Happy for FD 1 , nice write-up​

Anonymous said...

How many years experience do you have?

Anonymous said...

I also mouth watering savory goodies. Kiki please employ for the food

Anonymous said...

Happy ending for all

Chikito, just to reply your comment on Sp post, my personality on this blog is to call people out and lover of drama . When I call you out, it does not mean I hate you or whatever, it is just me speaking from my point of view. Freedom of speech should be allowed but some comment can be moderated. Just like you have your own blog personality. At first, I really didn't understand you and sometimes I don't but your comments have grown on me and I look forward to it.

What I don't get is, most people with cool blog personalities have all turned to shout out queens. Some are doing it for material gains or when they think they have something to gain from you.

I could be the owner of a multinational company but because I don't do things their way, the Bvns won't give two fucks but let them hear from Stella, I am doing giveaway of 10 naira or I want to employ someone, you will see the speed they will use to kiss my ass, some will claim they always loved my drama.

Do not let people's opinion affect you. Do not let anyone's opinion affect your blog personality whether good or bad. People have called me all sort of names, jobless, fat, whore but I have stuck to my personality. Some called out my family and my 'eight sisters' . People have praised me and I have stuck to doing me. Do you know why? Because their praises don't move me , their curses won't define me. I don't care about being politically correct. If I am wrong, I am wrong.


KING XOXO MYSTERY

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Be strong now. Things will get better*

Eka Joy said...

Gbam nu nu!!!!

Jasmine said...

I like FD1. She was truly sorry for what she did. SP1 will move out of the office for his sexcapades now

Puritan said...

Harry good day, please kindly help me out with the link for the wedding party movie. Thanks a lot in anticipation to your help.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

Lol. Theres calling out objectively (what you do) and cussing out without reason. Everyday we have constructive criticism around us - i have at work esp. Doesn't mean it comes from a place of hatred. Its just people with different opinions. And That's the way life is. Apparently, many BVs don't know this so they can't let out their thoughts without being abusive and illiterate about it. Average Nigerian attitude and what i choose call gutter behaviour and clear indication of how my kids WON'T be raised.

Of course the ass licking is real. But what do you expect from the same set of people who will call you a liar over something as little as a 500k difference? If what you think is basic life is far fetched luxury to some they would only lick ass when they think they can gain from you - not because they truly like you. Which is.... well the typical Nigerian. There are very few people on this blog who are just here to have fun and drop comments as they please. Majority are directly or indirectly seeking favours from SDK and BVNs.

However, you called it blog personality yea? Which means many people go out of their way to make this place fun, which may not be their daily character. So if someone decides to leave/ go silent or anon/ change because of toxicity; it just goes further to show how diverse we humans are. Eventually everyone will react in however makes them comfortable. Doesn't mean one is wrong and the other is right. Its just well.... human diversity. 😊

Thanks for responding though πŸ’‹

sholetoga said...

Is the food part I like oh...you're really enjoying in that your office.....please post vacancy when next you have space jor.....

Ralu M said...

This jist is "suweet"!😊. Lolz @ laying if hands & speaking the word into the furnitures. Chikito you're the poster jare.

Ralu M said...

All hail the King! Give him/her a round of applause πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Anonymous said...

I've got 3 years experience. Happiness.

Toria_Beauty(Organic skincare and Hair5C247AB6) said...

interesting....I enjoyed reading it

Just Glamour said...

The brouhaha ended well,very healthy working environment.

Anonymous said...

I need a job in your office...are you guys recruiting?

Anonymous said...

Hello Stella, it's been a while you uploaded wedding night brouhaha. Please don't stop it. We want to read more.

Anonymous said...

Gbam, it is no one but Chikito!!!

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