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Sunday, 14 May 2017

Pastor Who Tried To Imitate Jesus By Walking On Water Feasted On By Crocodiles..

Oh My Goodness!!!

A pastor who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles.

The pastor, identified as Jonathan Mthethwa, of the Saint of the Last Days Church, tried the demonstration at a river known as Crocodile River.

Mthethwa, from a local church in White River Mpumalanga died Saturday morning trying to demonstrate the biblical miracle to his congregants.

According to The Herald Zimbabwe, he drowned into the Crocodile River and was seen by his church members getting eaten by 3 crocodiles.

Deacon Nkosi, a member of the church, told the newspaper, “The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week.


“He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us.

“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”

Pastor Mthethwa was said to have walked into the water and when he was 30 meters inside the river, attempted to ascend above the water so he can start walking, but the 3 crocodile appeared from nowhere and started feasting on him.

Deacon Nkosi added, “They finished him in a couple of minutes.

“All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.”

The country’s emergency agency, ER24 responded to the scene 30 minutes after, but upon arrival, there was not much they could do as the pastor was already dead.


63 comments:

Rocky said...

Atheist! Food have come oo, come and be filled

Meanwhile, IMO he is a fool

SWAG LAFRESH said...

This right here πŸ‘† is funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

SUGAR. said...

Hahahhaha hahahhaha....

I am Christ and Christ is Me! I function under his unction.... Raboshasha... I can do all things! I mean all things!

You see where it ended oga pastor? Rip Sir.

Anonymous said...

Lol what an idiot

I am king EZE said...

Hehehehe. At least he fed the crocodiles(God's creation).

AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos, ph $ ibadan? do you need a quick loan upto 2.5m without collateral?call/whatsapp 07037873466 said...

Laughing of loud..kikikiki you want to be like Jesus? Oh no! Its immposicant ..
Thou shall not test the lord thy God
Rip

White Diamond said...

So, fasting and praying for one week solves the problem of stupidity?

*scoffs*

Happy Sunday, lovelies.

#WhiteDiamondOut

oyibo wu agbara said...

End time pastor kikikiki

Makason said...

Rest in peace pastor,you caused your own dead..

Anonymous said...

God cannot be mocked. We need no signs and wonders, the Bible, holy Spirit & Faith are enough for true believers​. Foolish man.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Why compete with your creator

Gold Taken said...

The question is, "Did God send him to do it?", he prayed and fasted, "Did he get a reply from God?"

Mz OYIN said...

Mtcheww end time pastor. Serves him right.

oyebukky oke said...

Haaaaaaa

Diamond Stud said...

Lobatan!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Go and explain to your maker.

Heartbreaker loves TGW said...

Why do I find this funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚




Rip pastor.


Service​ was awesome..

DopeMum said...

Can u imagine! RIP pastor.
After ds,Will he go to heaven or hell?

Omarrh said...

This is so funny...first time commenting though

Isaacson said...

Some people do above themselves and to me God could have truly protected him if his intention was good but to me he just wanted fame and attention with this stunt he pulled, hopefully he will make heaven and receive a tap on the back from Jesus for attempting to replicate what he did

ola wealth said...

Like its very funny...
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ola wealth said...

Lolz
Don't mind d agvero pastor

Olivia Silk said...

Lol.
Very funny something.
Ewu Gambia

becky naka said...

Hahahaaaha

Miss SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Lobatan

Yemi7up said...

Hmmmmmmmm

Olaide Davies said...

Foolishness at it's peak.

SANDY YO said...

Veryyyy funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜† Psychos everywhere. Smh!!!

Atheist ™ said...

The crocodiles wouldn't even find him delicious cus his brain is empty..

Chioma Azubuike said...

Lmao hahahahahahahahahahahahaha "the only things left were his sandal and underwear" Things like this cannot happen in Nigeria

Atheist ™ said...

i'm noy ready to have an orgasm on this post, i knw there are more of his kind raoming free, he just took his own a notch further...

slliky said...

Jezzz even Peter jesus bestie was afraid to walk on wa terrible and one village man decided to embarrass himself

Super funnyπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Save the drama for your mama said...

Stella this should have been included in Sunday laughs.kikikikikikikikiki

Greatlady. said...

Lollll

Greatlady. said...

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Pretty-mind said...

Do u know how long the crocs has been fasting n praying for fresh meat? God can answer anyone's prayers. This time He did the crocodile's.
He tested God not to glorify God but himself.....
#whosendam
Jesus didnt do some miracles for doing sake, He did bcos there was need for it.

SANDY YO said...

This your Id though! Kikikiki

Uniq Gem said...

This is what happens when you flash God and don't wait for Him to call you.

The name of the river sef is enough to reset someone's brain.

OlaGold said...

Did Jesus walk on crocodile water?
It can only happen in Zimbabwe, Kenya and co.
Nigeria pastors will never try such stunt because they love life.
They cannot come and die leaving behind all them babe with massive boobs and ass. That is to say, no be them kill Jesus.

Anonymous said...

Lol... It can't. We're too wise for such

πŸ”« 😎Sterling Archer πŸ˜ŽπŸ’² said...

Shikena!!! You sha funny, no be lie.
Abeg chop knuckle jorπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š

sholetoga said...

LMAO.......who was he trying to impress........God really prepared a feast for the crocs

Princess Charming... The no1 Princess on SDK blog. said...

Lmao!!!!!!

Now this is damn funny
Hahahahaaa
Kikikikiki
I cant stop laughing

Omg!
I couldn't stop laughing over the second to the last paragraph.

Epic!

jelly said...

Eyah, rip pastor

Aidearest said...

Zimbabwe and their weird pastors. Another one will still emerge with followers and u'll just wonder. Jesus,pls save ur Church from these wolves in sheep's clothing.

Dark Horse *** for your 3D wall papers call 09021363953 said...

OlaGold, your head dy thr

Ralu M said...

What was he trying to prove by walking on crocodile infested waters? He simply wanted self aggrandizement 😩.
God was on His own jeje and he sent himself on an errand.

Anonymous said...

The tales coming from East and Southern Africa countries concerning Christianity are so appalling, shameful, ignorant & horrendous. The ignorance of some of the people who look up to these so called 'pastors' is just on a level controlled directly from the pit of hell!

Dark Horse *** for your 3D wall papers call 09021363953 said...

Mr. Pastor was ashamed of going back on his word. If na for 9ja, the pastor will post his followers indefinitely until Jesus comes. Jst tell me hw you can fall for your own scam? Shebi it's in this same country that a pastor asked his followers to eat grass?

Anonymous said...

Oturugbeke... Nwa pasitor ala nmuooo chai

bennyomas said...

Issorite

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

Hahahhahahahahahaha why am i laughing sef ?






*hangs leg on the wall*

Anonymous said...

Lolz... Too many craze people for this blog and Ola gold is no exception
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Bold Marehi said...

This is very funny. May his soul rest in peace.

Bold Marehi said...

This is very funny. May his soul rest in peace.

St.FranKooL.... said...

#We cannot control or predict how others treat us. Fortunately we are in control of how we treat ourselves and that has an incredible impact*

SANDY YO said...

Looolz @OlaGold!

Anonymous said...

Sunday laughs was so dry except Buhari always disappearing. Maybe this would have been in Sunday laughs.

Anonymous said...

Your comment is not funny. Stopeeet. What the pastor did is a huge joke but dont mock the word of God...have some respect

bobims&hexiv said...

Na wa o

Weed Chic said...

Endtime underwear

Rachy said...

Asin ehn "Na wa o" funny comments while some are just uncool mocking the word of God.

Rachy said...

Gbam! You have completed it. What you just said might have bn the case. As Gold Taken said , did he hear from God before doing it ? That's the main thing

Crush said...

"We still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week"
Since when did fasting n prayer equal to being Christ
Religion is really the opium of the people

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