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Sunday, 28 May 2017

Sunday Laughs

Have a great time Laughing!...Enjoy your day!

















































Joke
If you're in Ibadan and you 'peradventure' want to use an ATM..If the gods now want to punish you well...let it be a GTB ATM..

You'll now see the queue as long as third mainland bridge.

You don't have any choice as there's no other ATM around...

You now decide to join the queue...as you have no choice.

After you've been standing at the back of 'brother to wo campala' for like 10 minutes...the three people including broda then tell you..'Aunty e sunmowaju..Mo sin ore mi wa ni

You now move forward and there are two empty slots where no one is even attempting to use those two ATM

'Is it out of service?' You ask the sister in front of the queue? 'No it is saying insufficient funds'...She replies. I'm like...Sister ko si owo ninu akanti yin niyen...but sister is convinced that it's the machine that doesn't have sufficient funds.

The other one nko? I asked the brother....'Edakun, why are you not using this one?' He replies..'Eleyi mo n shock eyan ni'


Nobody taught me before I carried my two legs to the machine that was supposedly 'shocking' people to withdraw money from there. Then I heard some people grumbling that I jumped the queue.

Sebi eyin o fe shocki ni? Eko ni mo ti wa...Awa o ki n shocki l'Eko.


43 comments:

Miss Ess said...

So true, nothing like battery fullπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

miss priya said...

Hahahahahha

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Be careful who you vent to*

ola wealth said...

Na Lagos I come from, we no dey shock..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hasten, come unto me faster😲😲😲😲

bigbanty said...

LMAO...... It is always good to start a day with a beautiful smile

Isaacson(OTONDO) said...

Nice one ola.... Keep it coming

treasure BB said...

Lmfao..

Iron rose said...

Lol so funnyπŸ˜€

Stella Igbokei said...

Hahaha. pastor saying I'm not the speaker for the day when I'm already thinking about my Sunday Rice. Lolz

Flawlessbae said...

Lolz

ola wealth said...

Hope u don get babe for there??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

No let them play you oo..
Make dem no finish your money for maami mkt.
Take care bro

Flawlessbae said...

Lolz

Joseph Olatomori said...

BEST SATURDAY AND SUNDAY LAUGH EVER.
KUDOS TO MAMA STELLA AND TEAM

becky naka said...

Lol

Hilary Clinton said...

Hasten... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bootylycious diva said...

nice one

Akinbobola Korede said...

Lol

Rappakatakata said...

Hahahahahaha...Christian sister.

chinenye baby said...

Ok

Excellent Pat said...

Our battery no dey ever full for Nigeria sha haahahaahahaha

Anonymous said...

Hahaha........very funny.
Shock indeed.

Anthonia Odiahi said...

Odunlade....king of meme...lol

Isolde Fontaine said...

Very funny ones today Lol

ukwu dimond said...

Shinning my teeth

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha,difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird,jehovas witness...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha,very funny memes

Anonymous said...

Why d Yoruba language na? It's not everyone dat can understand that na! You just killed d whole vibe for me joo

PHYCO SIGNATURE CAKE'N'EVENT IBADAN 08134451697 said...

Lol at dt IB jokes and who told u dt a ma n shockii ni ibadan.but seriously
it usually happens exactly like dt at challenge GTB

Anonymous said...

That J.Wit one, is very funny. Abeg Jay-Wit ppl no vex oh.
Kwakwaakwa

Kayanmata (NATURAL APHRODISIAC) D623C11B... 08120062969...Order now! said...

Lol

Dembuk said...

There's in my area o....
I salute Ajah wen it comes to power supply!

KIDJO said...

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Ola Wealth,this odunlade guy will sue you soon,leave him alone naaaa,haba

treasure BB said...

Nice One
I had a good laugh.. Hello Sdk!!!!! Finally!! Could comment Again..

IJAY said...

Lmao nice one

Anonymous said...

OMG, the Ibadan ATM joke is sooooo funny.. All the jokes funny as well

Anonymous said...

So true!

sholetoga said...

LMAO.......super sunday tonic.....
That GTB it's like that in all their branches, even in lagos, the queue is always long.......

ChyAdaJesus said...

Nice one Ola. By the way where is DonDviado sef? I 've missed a lot of peeps here o. SDK blog da place to be.....

Anonymous said...

*Dat moment when You Want to Charge Your phone at a Football Viewing Centre*
*And You Mistakenly Off The* *DSTV*
*during penalty shoot out..*
*Shee you remember when your mum*
*always tell you that your phone will kill you one day ?.. The moment has finally come.. Just* *get*
*ready to die...lemme come and* *be goingπŸƒπŸ½*

Anonymous said...

I did not understand the joke......Stella everyone here does not understand Yoruba....pls do the needful!!!!

ECT said...

Lol....that ibadan joke is soo funny..it's soo true

Makason said...

So hilarious.
Nice one..

YUCEE said...

Pastor's wife!!!

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