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Sunday, May 21, 2017

Sunday laughst

Hehehehehhe who is making Jollof rice today?Make sure it looks like this photo....




























































*WAEC MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER*
*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*
*INSTRUCTIONS:* *ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.*
*ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS*

*1.* You have dated a girl for *two* years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3. For Boys* You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*

*4.* You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N50,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *GCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N90,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For girls* You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife N1,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N5,000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

8.* You have been in the church and in your for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)

_*BEST OF LUCK!*_

*SECTION B: Theory.*
In one word give 5 reason why is difficult for Ladies to propose.

Your Time Starts Now.

*GOOD LUCK.*
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56 comments:

  1. Beloved #CHIVIDO 202021 May 2017 at 10:32

    Hahahahaha


    One word .....Improper

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    1. AGELESS T21 May 2017 at 13:31

      Hey! My beloved, how are you dearie? Shouting out from my hood to you...

      Please who can help me with the lyrics and meaning of this song?

      Aka akaya, aka Jehovah name nma
      Onu ebube ya.....
      Isi ichendu.....


      Pls help me, igbo kwenu!

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    2. That Uptown Girl21 May 2017 at 15:30

      Aka aka ya aka jehova na eme nma
      Olu ebube ya, nke na erughari na ebe anyi no
      Isi iyi nke ndu nke na adighi ata ata.
      Aka aka ya, aka jehova na eme nma

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    3. Tuesday's Child21 May 2017 at 15:51

      Aka aka ya... His hand
      Aka Jehovah n'eme mma... Jehovah's hands does good
      Olu ebube ya... His faithful works
      Nke n'eghughari n'ebe nno... that is all around me
      Isi nke ndu nke n'adighi ata ta... the source of life that never runs dry
      Aka aka ya aka Jehovah n'eme mma.

      Hope all the interpretations are correct or almost correct. Na Igbo L2 I do for secondary school

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    4. AGELESS T21 May 2017 at 16:40

      Fan Emmanuel come here o. Come and mark the script. Let me know the one to cram. No be only to yab you go dey speak igbo.

      Thanks @ uptown girl and Tuesday Child(whats behind that name btw).

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    5. Jasmine21 May 2017 at 19:39

      Odunlade and his faces.

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  2. Miss Ess21 May 2017 at 10:35

    😀😀😀😀😀😀

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  3. bennyomas21 May 2017 at 10:41

    Lolz ghana n naija jellof rice kikikikiki issorite

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  4. Unknown21 May 2017 at 10:42

    Ghanaians have really suffered sha
    Well, that's what they get for trying to rub shoulders with their big brother Nigeria.

    Lmao, see how Oshiomhole was ridiculed
    The person that made that meme has no joy.
    I'm making Banga jollof rice today with black fish and turkey
    Let me run along to the market now.

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    1. Tessbaby21 May 2017 at 12:17

      Banga jollof? Haven't heard that one. Recipe pls. Love trying new meals. Mk e sha sweet o.

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2017 at 12:37

      Chi exotic Nwa, which one be banga jollof, oya drop the recipe make I cook am next Sunday.
      thank you.

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    3. Unknown21 May 2017 at 13:44

      Lol
      It's just the normal Banga oh
      I use the washed Banga to make jollof
      No seed tomatoes or thin tomatoes.
      Add enough crayfish and onion, black fish and Banga spices, other spices, chicken or beef, any of your choice then you pour in your parboiled rice.

      Do you like pepper like me? Then add lots of pepper. Use Cameroon pepper, it aroma is superb.
      I like rice a lot and I always try out different ways of cooking it.

      Basically, it's just a way of using Banga soup to make jollof.
      Whether e go sweet or not? Dem no born am well make e no sweet.

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    4. Lucile coconut oil,carrot oil and black soap Abuja 0705960532021 May 2017 at 16:53

      Add scent leaf and you are good to go

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  5. Bekee Nnannah21 May 2017 at 10:44

    Hahahaha issacson see your life ooo

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    1. IsaacBABA ✌��21 May 2017 at 12:14

      Hahahahaha nor mind bv ola.... I will be posted to where I will get uninterrupted power supply ijn amen....

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  6. Rocky 21 May 2017 at 10:45

    LMAO

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  7. Becky naka (Beautiful home concept....your sure plug for industrial cleaning)21 May 2017 at 10:46

    Hahahaahahaha... the Ghana jollof rice guy looks like the guy that holds my pastor's bible.

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2017 at 17:29

      Never outshine your master.

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  8. code00921 May 2017 at 10:46

    Very funny, see me laughing in church.
    *puts phone back into purse*
    #sdkaddict

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  9. Candid!21 May 2017 at 10:48

    That transformer meme had me rolling on the floor.I grew up in Lag,so I can totally relate.Those days, smh.....

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    1. Jasmine21 May 2017 at 19:40

      Its everywhere but in Lagos, it's a big problem

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    2. Gold Taken21 May 2017 at 22:51

      Yes o! Jokes were on point today except a few.

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  10. OLAWEALTH ANKARA 07037210981, KAURA MARKET, ABUJA21 May 2017 at 10:49

    Husband giving #1000 to wife
    But spends #5000 at a bar
    So true

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    1. IsaacBABA ✌��21 May 2017 at 12:15

      See fight between me and you lol
      Iffa hear say light nor go dey for my ppa lol... U nor want make I dey come sdk blog abi lol

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    2. OLAWEALTH ANKARA 07037210981, KAURA MARKET, ABUJA21 May 2017 at 14:29

      😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
      Enjoy your PPA oo

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    3. Greatlady.21 May 2017 at 15:02

      Ola wealth👍👍👍👍

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  11. Unknown21 May 2017 at 10:52

    I laughed all through. Thanks Stella for the stress antidote.

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  12. Suwa21 May 2017 at 10:54

    Hahahahahahehehehehehuhuhuhu

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2017 at 18:07

      What you order from Jumia and what you get delivered to you ...hahahahahahahaaa!!!

      Sherry's Daughter

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  13. EL MAKANAKI21 May 2017 at 10:54

    One of these new corpers that their names just came out today chatted me up:
    "De law ,goodmorning, am a corpse coming to Lagos"
    I don't know if I should ask him the exact mortuary he is coming to or I should just type RIP, what do u Guys think?

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    1. KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜21 May 2017 at 11:24

      Lol.

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    2. Omotola Brianna21 May 2017 at 12:21

      OMG...... LMAO. U bad gan. Give him the address of the best funeral home in Lagos. Lol.

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    3. Anonymous21 May 2017 at 12:51

      Could be auto correct dealing with him, funny though.

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  14. Phenomenal woman21 May 2017 at 10:55

    Lol. Funny

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  15. EL MAKANAKI21 May 2017 at 10:56

    You are still wondering where u contacted that sexually transmitted disease from,
    but your boyfriend's name is Stanley Tochukwu Dike (STD).
    Are u thinking what I'm thinking?
    Don't mention, it's just words of wisdom from me to you.

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  16. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)21 May 2017 at 11:01

    Lol

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  17. Odus21 May 2017 at 11:03

    Hahahhaha Simi cannot keep secret

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  18. Pure Nigerian21 May 2017 at 11:05

    Badass Nigerian Jollof. Exactly what I am cooking this morning, I haven't taken jollof rice in like ages. I am not freaked about it especially as I don't really dig rice.

    Can't find the napkin? Na napkin den dey use for kitchen?

    Ola wealth, your memes are funny esp that of kris and ibukun....I chuckled out loud

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  19. Eee21 May 2017 at 11:07

    Funny, good work Ola wealth

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  20. bravitudegal21 May 2017 at 11:09

    Olawealth I will soon contact you to do business meme for me.

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  21. EL MAKANAKI21 May 2017 at 11:14

    I know some of u don't know this.
    When you connect with somebody through:
    KISSING.. is called chemistry
    EYE CONTACT... is called physics.
    ROMANCE.. Is called Biology.
    THEIR LOOKS.. is called fine arts.
    THEIR GOOD BEHAVIOR.. Is called Home Economics.
    THEIR LOVE FOR GOD..Is called CRK.
    THEIR MONEY..is called Business studies.
    SEX.. Is called H.P.E
    WEED..is called Igbo language.

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  22. KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜21 May 2017 at 11:21

    Una nor fit kill me with laff o.😅😅😅😅

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  23. Ice Queen21 May 2017 at 11:34

    Not funny

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2017 at 13:37

      Somtin sure wrong witcha!

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2017 at 14:46

      Thank you for that anonymous 13:37

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  24. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita21 May 2017 at 11:34

    Lol 😂😂😂😂

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  25. Cherry Wine 21 May 2017 at 12:28

    Lmao

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  26. Anonymous21 May 2017 at 12:48

    I made correct afang soup yesterday, I'll download that later with swallow. Me I don't understand this tradition of eating rice on sundays anybody frown for me for this house today enter kitchen.

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  27. Anonymous21 May 2017 at 13:36

    One of the best Sunday laughs so far. Thanx sister Stella. I laugh sotey mess comot.

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  28. House of bellabee(IG: @houseofbellabee , WhatsApp 08034205703)21 May 2017 at 13:45

    Still laughing...

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  29. St.FranKooL....21 May 2017 at 15:58

    #The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make a mistake*

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  30. jelly21 May 2017 at 17:21

    Laughing hard

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  31. Spicy dobis21 May 2017 at 18:01

    Lol

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  32. Mhiz A...21 May 2017 at 19:03

    The Tuxedo and suit got me rolling

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