In House News WEDNESDAY

Na salute I dey...Based on Logistics oh!
Have a good day.........And where the heck are the blog dramarians?I mean the ones who have testimonies like BV Eka Joy...LOL.

KOSI COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS..
Happy Birthday once again Kosi,I pray your day goes well....
Lots of love from me and anyone else who wishes to join...


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HOPE COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS
Hello everyone, greetings queen Stella. 
Hope everyone is great ?.Have a blessed and fruitful day



Thanks babe,we wish you same

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VACANCIES


This is to request for a faculty with multiple skill sets.

The candidate must have the following skill set:

1. Software/programming:

a. web dev.,

b. web design,

c. java

d. SQL

e. PHP

f. .NET

g. Linux

h. C#

Interested applicants should send their CV to fortesoft_hr@outllook.com

2. Experienced Multimedia faculty

Interested applicants should send their CV to fortesoft_hr@outllook.com

3. We are also urgently in need of marketers. This position can be filled by anyone preferably Jambites or undergraduates who want to keep busy. It is not stressful at all and pay is good. Please call the following numbers if you stay around these areas; Ikeja (08093340220, 08093344988), Ajah (08099450097), Ikorodu(08093349911), Festac( 09087197391)




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IN NEED OF A COMPANY FOR SIWES PROGRAM


Hello bvs, 
please I am in need of a CIVIL ENGINEERING OR BUILDING CONSTRUCTION COMPANY for my SIWES course. I am a student of university of ilorin, it's a 3 months programme imposed on us by the school.. I can go to any part of the country provided there is accommodation by the company because I don't know anywhere apart from Ilorin and Lagos. Please contact me on 08172717612 or Naheemat123@gmail.com

BV Bonario nags wife.

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RE-WIFE NEEDED

Good afternoon everyone
I sent a message on Monday ihn about looking for a wife. I was overwhelmed with the response I got, over 400 messages that same day... Thank you to all that contacted me, we really appreciate. I was able to get someone and I hope it works out between them. God bless us all.

Bv African Barbie



JESUS!!!....four hundred messages on your phone?so how did you select?.....Anyway if it doesnt work out you can always go through the messages again and re-select....Babes are not smiling at all....

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EXPIRED SOAP BY PERFECT HERBS

I have this thing that got me so worried ,I actually can't sleep and decided to share it ,initially I wanted to be quiet but I need to help save other Nigerians ,I usually use some products form this company called Perfect herbs ,last week Saturday I was not in Lagos ,I was around in the east ,owerri precisely ,so I decided to buy my soap when I noticed it had finished:


I went to perfect herbals in owerri located at ikenegbu around Maris junction ,I bought the soap and left ,a day after using the soap I experienced serious itching ,I knew it was not our water knowing that the water is usually treated ,something spoke to me to check the pack of the soap ,Lo and behold i saw the expiry date as 2015,it has expired ,the sad part of it all was that they tried to manipulate the date on the pack to make it look like it was going to expire 2019 :

I immediately pinged their main boos Dr Sandra ,she asked for the pictures as a proof ,I sent them ,she saw the pictures and said noting ,I called her she never responded ,I called again she told me that I was. It sure of what I was saying that a soap that had expired in 2015 can't be left in her shop ,I was very upset ,that morning I went back to their shop to meet the the sales girl ,I met one of the sales girls who initially wanted to convince me that it was going to expire in 2019 .


when I told her how it was clearly manipulated and she saw my seriousness ,she then confessed that their branch in Lagos sent the expired swipe to them from Lagos and told them to sell them like that ,so I smartly recorded her conversation on my phone but without her knowing ,meanwhile there are two sales girls the second one who is the main sales girl came and that one wanted to act all smart .


I threatened them that i want going to put this on social media ,she rushed out to make a call ,she said it was to their manager in Lagos ,when she returned she gave me the new soap which had new date with New improved written on it,I want to save my people ,Dr Sandra never called to apologise,as I write the old soaps are still there displayed for the gullible ones to buy,Stella help post this to save others.

I see this as a criminal offence and wickedness ,a lot of people do things and get away with them in Nigeria ,I have had few experiences but on this i refused to be quiet because I want to save other people..
BY BV UCHE

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BUSINESS MEMES

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Mama Tee's Series

CHIEF O THE PLATE WASHER

Working in a hotel years back, it was very interesting, there would always be drama to make up for the long working hours. 

The place was built at the end of a quiet street, classy with state of the earth facilities. The cheapest room back then was 9k per night.
There was this Chief O that used to come lodge there with different women both old and young.
Chief used to drop 'something' for any staff on duty whenever he checked in so he was loved. Lol.

One afternoon, he came in as usual with this middle-aged woman, checked in and ordered for food and drinks. About an hour later, a woman came in and requested to see Chief O, I quickly told her to call him on her phone as none of our guests informed us he was expecting a visitor.

 She did or pretended to and said he was not picking her call. She now opted to wait for him at the reception but I refused. Seeing I was adamant, she said she wanted to eat and asked for directions to the restaurant.

Now Chief's room was in the corridor behind the reception and everywhere was quiet. As I was giving directions to this woman, we started hearing a woman screaming loudly in Yoruba "Chieeef Chieeef, e ma laa, e ma laa, yeeeeeh! mooku o, e ma laa o" meaning "Chieeef Chieeef, keep licking it, keep licking it,  yeeeh! I'm dead o, keep licking it o"

Choi, the woman in the reception recognised the voice as her friend's. She threatened fire and brimstone saying her close friend is with Chief who is her husband and that her spy had been on their trail for days. She wanted to go and make trouble in their room but I quickly called the security, they carried her out and asked her to wait for them outside the premises.


The drama that ensued later that day cannot be described.
I will bring more as I remember them. Hehehehehe.

Mama Tee

What is this na?you for finish the drama,please continue it....what happened..
Why did you call him the plate washer?did he end up washing plates?please abeg finish the story...Thanks
Has anyone here been caught in this kind of scenario?LOL



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Vacancy Vacancy Vacancy!!!
Good day SDK!!!
Post: Assistant/ Intern
Location: Jakande Lekki
Knowledge of makeup is an advantage
Qualification: SSCE
Call 08137412422
Thank you!!!

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SDK DORTMUND GET TOGETHER FAST APPROACHING

This info is for those in Germany who wish to attend the get together....

I had some positive responses but it has been a while and you know how people can change their minds...

Please if you are still interested in attending,please mail me so that i can give you last minute briefings before the D-day.

If nobody show up last last,I will invite some Nigerians guys here to demolish the food so no loss.hehehhehehehehehe

And oh,please book your hotels near the bahnnof to make it easy for me to pick you up..

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ABUJA SDK PARTY 2017.

Please if you guys have rounded up everything,we need one more post announcing your party before the day....Plus venue and time included...we also want to know what activities you have planned for the day.Thank you.

...And oh,we need good photos as well so please make una no forget to plan for that one...

Thanks to BV Emeka for gifting us a big goat for the Abuja party...Na Asun be that right?

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