Wetin dey happen for your side?Those of you still at home,how far?Dont just sit down waiting for an office job oh,try other options and do not look down on any source of livelihood that comes your way...
Whatever you do today,make sure you dont lose the smile on your face!
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteIphieeeeeeeeee boo��������boo...Happy new month to you and your family too.����������������������������.
ReplyDeleteHey Tetty...Happy new month to you, yours and our safe pot.������������
Abi na! Loolz
ReplyDeleteBad boy,lols
ReplyDeleteCome back nd tell us o..
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ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThey want to separate in the space of one week innit.
ReplyDeleteWehdone ma.
Giddammit!!!
ReplyDeleteI AM NOT A ROBOT!!!!
Now, my emoticons wouldn't be visible m..mtcheeeew
Isaac you don dey kiss when I want you to be a firgin for your future wife.
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteAmen
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteChyke Chyko, ππππ.
ReplyDeleteLet me go and look for my igbo translator. This one is too 'konk'.
Kedu nwa nna?
Great day bro
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ReplyDeleteI can help u o. But u go pay me o. As a helper that I is...
ReplyDeleteI was hoping it meant sonsthing more annoying.. Like really annoying π
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteAm fine dear
ReplyDeleteDaraπππππ
ReplyDeleteπππππ
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteNo gbensh o
ReplyDeleteBabe forget this issue now, You should not be dragging things from the previous day into a new day and moreover, today is the first day of a new month.You wan use trouble start am?
ReplyDeleteKikikikikikikikiki...IB and Ola, na the work wey dem dey do be that.
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteCookie
ReplyDeleteGo and count the distance between Segun Arinze's eye balls,it will keep you occupied for a while.
Wad up nwanne? Thanks for using us play kalo kalo yesterday.πππ
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteAmen.☺
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong.
ReplyDeleteWhy not say something so u will feel lighter
Pls take care
Corper w,pls take care too
U guys will b fine ijn amen
Where the fight? Ibukun, wetin happen? Who shade u? If it's chikito tell me so I can whoop her small bumbum
ReplyDeleteElastic,kilode.
ReplyDeleteGood morning beautiful people.
ReplyDeleteIt is another new month thank you Jesus.
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteGudmorin dear
ReplyDeleteHow are u?πππ
Ibukun,u b winsh? Why does my spirit agree with u?I just love ur simplicity.
ReplyDeleteYou too Ola.
ReplyDeleteSame wishes Intending Vampire
ReplyDeleteAmen ijn
ReplyDeleteBuhahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteUnni....As it is now ayam not understanding
Na the work wey we dey do. @pipeleee
ReplyDelete@justyswtπ
@cookie my lover. I have accepted all the kisses before pipeline steals them
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteI'm still wondering what went wrong with my ex...we were fine and all of a sudden he called it quits a few months later i heard he was engaged and nothing makes sense anymore....Male BVNs how do you guys move on so easily?does it mean his heart was never there?
ReplyDeleteI've been thinking about it and it makes no sense....sigh*
Happy new month everyone
Gudmorin dear
ReplyDeleteAre you a covfefe??
ReplyDeleteAmen
ReplyDeleteMe too
Thank God he is even using protection before he carries something terrible and pass it to you.
ReplyDeleteMen and sex is like bread and butter.
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteππ chike ooohhh Honestly when i saw your SP comment i was like: this guy must have given people HBP in anticipation.... you really hold them for work ugebe m. How are you today?
ReplyDeleteAMEN.Happy New Month Simi.
ReplyDeleteAnnon 9:38
ReplyDeleteJust dey look nah
Gold circle is balloon, please.
ReplyDeleteLoud it
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday In Advanceπ
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteBut Chikito Oshisco in yoruba means 'nonsense'
ReplyDeleteAnon that wants to give out iphone I would have loved to drop my mail addy but whr will you tell your hubby u kept the phone and I hrd iphones have features that enable you track them.If hubby tracks it and thinks i stole it .
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteIBK,pls let it go,OK?
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteIsaacson is this what we sent you to go and do? This guy has killed me π
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteMay you not fire what will fire you oππ
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteHeard you went to Covfefe Mis Pri Pri? Issorai
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone,not in the best of moods this morning jare,we paying another year rent tomoro and I was so hopeful that God will grant a miracle of moving to a nicer environment,I'm tired of this place,abi Anyone has a 3bed In stadium/Alaka axis?nt up to 1m Biko and taking a year?wetin my God no fit do??ONIsE IYANU!!!
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteHe's using it to protect himself from infecting yu with HIV or STDs
ReplyDeleteGoodmorning
ReplyDeleteSame to you!
ReplyDeleteIbuku sha u are fasting???
ReplyDeleteTold u am watching u with 8D.
Pls let it go
Amen
ReplyDeleteThank youπ
@ibukun so today that i met SP you won't let me respond to pending comments. Please lick honey.
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing hidden under the sun....
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday in advanceπ
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteWoooooow @ Greatlady.
ReplyDeleteπππ
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteJazz baybay...we are ladies of honour. Collect her honour and add our ladies.����������
ReplyDeleteI can relate @ Suwa Nen. Crying eases the mind. Trying punching a bag endlessly as well.
ReplyDeleteAmen...Thank you
ReplyDeleteGoodmorning
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteEveryone around gave the owner of the loud voice a quiet support. They were interested in seeing Chikito dealt with, the girls want her to be dragged through the mud for diverting attention from them to herself, the guys hate her for being too full of herself and rejecting their advances.
ReplyDeleteThe voice turned out to be Cookie, the no nonsense girlfriend of Chike, a curvy, dark skinned lady with average height. Cookie would have won the most beautiful girl in the University of IHN but she lost to Chikito who blew everyone away with the meticulous way she answered the questions directed to her by the judges. They have been sworn enemies ever since.
"oh, I should have known. Boyfriend snatcher, always going after whatever is mine. You stole my crown once and you want to steal my "crown" again? Ashiii!"
"Don't fight o, don't fight o" the people around said while they grumble underneath with unknown voices "break her head with a bottle!"
Chikito, calmly moved towards Cookie, Chike was confused at this point and could only look. He likes Chikito and Cookie but what he feels for Chikito goes deeper. Cookie is a badass girlfriend, his ride or die, she has always been there for him, she had sacrificed a lot for him and he would never forget that, but... She is the president of the #pepperdemgang, she often flaunts him to rub tatashe in the eyes of her numerous "enemies". But who wouldn't flaunt Chike whom everybody nicknamed Chikeinstein, he is not only intelligent but also cute. He made up for his not too-tall stature with a huge dose of confidence, this confidence propelled him to ask Chikito whom all the boys avoid like a leper for fear of a snub out.
"Cookie, Cookie calm down, I came here to get some stuff on my own and was just about to leave, I didn't..."
"Shut up! I went to go and ease myself and you began to follow her abi? No wonder you forced me to drink too much Coke" She moved towards Chikito and snatched the pack of Suya from her. She flung it at her friends and began to push Chikito with her breasts.
"Nkem, Nkem stop all this you are outside nah" Chike chided.
Cookie rushed towards him and puffed up her chest at him
"what if I don't? What will you do? Beat me? Oya beat me nah! Beat me! Mtcheeeeeeeew" She turned to go back to Chikito and realized she had escaped while she was threatening Chike.
"That witch without liver has ran away abi? Tomorrow is another day, I will treat her fuck up and she would never drag man with me again" Cookie spats as she said this and grabbed her bag from the table, she looked Chike up and down and jerk her hand away from his as he tried to hold her. She then hailed a cab and leaves in fury.
The people gathered around went to their respective seats after Cookie stormed off, majority were disappointed she didn't beat Chikito silly.
Only Rhoda Rex and Ron looked on indifferent. Sugar was busy giving the gist to SDK blog visitors.
"Nah lie" one commented
"pictures or adonbolivit"
"is the Chikito, Chikito whose surname is Fire for fire? If she is the one let them beat her well well"
Sugar spent the rest of the evening answering various questions and giving more details of the fight when Darasimi call interrupted the movement of her hands on her keypad.
That was her cue
"okay guys, I have to go now"
"Rhoda Rex mouthed "call me" She was too lost in the sweet nothing Ron was whispering in her ear to say any other thing.
Anonymous Gangster observes everything from a distance, he has been stalking Sugar for some time. Maybe he would eventually get his chance, he smiled maliciously and fell back into the shadows.
Greatlady do noh be angry. I will continue perching under you. Morning people. π
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteAmen!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteAmen
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteStarry if na be jaymoore I go hammer beloved another one make person die fa
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteSharon
ReplyDeleteDid you see me say anything about the matter again?
But since she can't make a comment without shades ,let me tell her but then it only shows she's scared.she needs to gather liver.
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteLol. Morning.
ReplyDeleteFire down Bros with dat your atom ant prick
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteLol.....I always thought oshisco meant rubbish
ReplyDeleteGoodmorning
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the month of june
ReplyDelete#monthofrestoration#
#monthoffavour#
#monthofbreakthrough#
Apostle must hear this!
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ReplyDeleteRex dear, I'm good.
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
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ReplyDeleteVery annoying something.
ReplyDeleteChic exotic have kill meπππ
ReplyDeletePls put ur mind at rest,
I can't come and kill myself becus of a man...
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteChikito
ReplyDeleteThere's time for everything in life,time to be wise and time to be stupid,guess you're in the latter.
This matter does not concern you,if you need a matter to jump into,kindly go to Instagram and jump into Davido's baby mamas drama,this matter is too tight for you to jump into.
@ibukuoluwa just let it slide
ReplyDeleteFab mum you come off stupid and arrogant and I wonder who you think you are. You make too much noise about yourself like you are better than everyone here.
ReplyDeleteImagine the gibberish you wrote up there. Foolish fool forming what I don't know on a blog.
Bitch shut the fuck up. Shut up. You have nothing to say. Go back and borrow sense. I'm better than you π€£π and you know that. If I wasn't better than you, then you wouldn't want to troll my comment. You wouldn't be pained when I leave my own opinion
DeleteGo and look for those you can bully. I can't be bullied. You should know this by now. I'm in every way better than you. Go sulk on that
Fabu mum take advise and stop shouting. Rich kids don't speak dutty English. Your tenses are scattered.
DeleteNorthern people don't have that kain exposure you claim. 12 yr boy on instagram, huge lies. I wrote jamb and i hide to view fotos, the day my mum catch me will be war.I remember when BBNAIJA was on you said this is the first time you voting in the Big Brother Game show, you had to study the way to use codes I laughed and laughed. Thank God for your Alaba trader husband who brought you to Lagos.
Fabu mum I put it to you that you are from a poor background stop trying hard to belong, children in Lagos have being voting with their parents handset way back.
Aunty defender of the universe you with Chickito equal 5 and 6.
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteHugness Gwen
ReplyDeleteI'm on it
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteMorning kidjo. I dey o. Happy new month
ReplyDeleteLagos baby, I like your own explanation abeg. Errm, can it mean more?? Like much more worse than nonsense
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteMorning Edππ. Happy new month
ReplyDeleteGudmorin my loveππππππ
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteGo for black up or Mac studio fix. Milani is cheap as hell
ReplyDeleteNorth is damn bae na compared to East, West and what have you. Whos disputing that kwa biko. Cant imagine leaving north for any other place like its gonna be damn hard. Hian!
ReplyDeleteAs in eh?
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteWhoooooo????
ReplyDeleteAnonymous
ReplyDeleteThanks Ojare...
I never chop yet..πππ
Apostle must hear this!
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ReplyDeleteKing Exe you are shading DONALD TRUMPET
ReplyDeleteLol..
ReplyDeleteThis is interssting
The both of you should please continue
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteFabmama,
ReplyDeleteWhat happened?
Don't let them allow your 'anger to grow annoyed' biko.
Oya take ds small π to cool you down.
Pipi Lee πππππ
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteKidjo u know me nah,u suppose know say e get reason
ReplyDeleteπππ
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteJune 13 here too.
ReplyDeleteLet me go and read aunonymous stories. Was very busy last night.
ReplyDeleteIt is well with everyone.
Beloved, you said it is only sex that full that anonymous stories. You dont know people dont have work to do except sex. Na dem sabi.
Will be back. What is wrong with my password to do office work
nne dont mind dem judginas. life is too short jare. keep putting a smile on her face one day she will thank you for saving her marriage.lol
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahah have you not heard me saying ALL MEN CHEAT? why are you surprised? mtcheeeew. dont kill yoursef over his small prick ooh.
ReplyDelete*hangs leg on the wall*
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteDera honeyπππ
ReplyDeleteI am good sweets and hope you are too.
Do take care of u for me,ok?
Hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteApostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteSadny, don't mind the anonymous. Saying I lied about my brothrr having a phone at 11yrs plus and being on instagram when he stays in the north. In her mind, North is one village filled with bush..
ReplyDeletePeople with lack of intelligence wanting to argue their ignorance.
If not for marriage, I wouldn't have left therr for anything..
@sharon.lol. Exactly. Who??
Apostle must hear this!
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ReplyDeleteNike
ReplyDeleteLol my dear
Okay I'm on it
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeletehehehehehehe cookie baby do as anon 9:42 said but mine was just a fluke. i no even check time or refresh the page. i just paste and waka comot. i had alot of work on my desk so i type what i want to say and copy and paste then go back to working on my files. keeping up with the blog this days is fucking hard and i cant go a day without perusing.
ReplyDelete*hangs leg on the wall*
Amen...
ReplyDeleteHappy new month
Apostle must hear this!
ReplyDeleteElastic! πππ
ReplyDeleteHehehe...chill madam..
ReplyDeleteHahhahahahaha
ReplyDeleteSultry Baibay!
Nne idigodi wuuuuu!
Igbo gi a ato mu icheπ
Chai! Igbo a bukwa Igbo Ndi 042.
Nne idigodi Okπ
Nwa Nne onwelooo!
Udo!
Amen happy new month
ReplyDeleteBeloved what did you just say u read?π³
ReplyDeleteOMG!π³
Funke! Funke!
Kelvin are you ok upstairs? How can you abuse the average Nigerian girl? Do you hate women? One gave birth to you with a lot of pangs. Namsense! Carry your sexual frustrations elsewhere mbok.
ReplyDeleteWife of the cheating man, Sorry dear.
ReplyDeleteImagine!
Just imagine the betrayal. Why cheat on a faithful wife. Wife u stil can't satisfyπ³
Was angry on ur behalf but can see u are handling it well.
Deal very very well with him!
Small- Prick man!
Am getting tired of this job. It's high time I start up a business.
ReplyDeleteSame here dear
DeleteHappy New Month Boo @ BLOGGIELICUOUS!
ReplyDeleteTo You,Nwa baby mπ
To You Charisamatic Sexiestπ
Pipi Yooo,My Sister the Chief,Beloved,Sugar In My Oats,Tet baby,Exotic Moi,Ollie babyπTZ, you,you,you,you And you,all my Amazing pals here too numerous to mention. May God bless each and every one of u!
Amen!
ReplyDeleteEm Jay darling!
How is u chick?
Cookie Cookie!
ReplyDeleteYou are June 13th? Wow!
See coincidence!
Meanwhile this ur excitement is catching me.
Where the party @?π
So she should not buy milani because it's cheap? Is it fake or it gives skin problem?
ReplyDeleteBe living fake life and want people to do same. She will buy what she can afford.
OMG! π²
ReplyDeleteSome scary shit right here!
I don't read that post cos of stuff like this.
There is plenty evil in this world.
Amen!
ReplyDeleteHow are u Ideato?
Hope you are ok and doing just fine.
Sending u Loads of warm hugsπ
The Barr herself!
ReplyDeleteLearned Colleague!π
So it's countdown to your Birthday?
Where's the party gonna be?
It wil be a Lit somethingπ
sharon; morning
ReplyDeletebloggie; ππ
Brain and beauty; happy new month
TGW; I'm good. Will doππ
pepperdem; happy new month
Lol
ReplyDeleteSharon, that my comment is from experience o
The thing vex me eh.
Happy new month to you too TGW.
Love you always.
What is this one ranting about again. π©π©. Aren't you too old for this??
ReplyDeleteMiss Priya baby so sorry, I have been busy!.I missed you too baby.
ReplyDeleteSuwan nen .lmao .
Fab mum .howdy? We are all Covfefe. ..
Pipi love it's true.
Ola I'm not confirming or denying anything.
Lady bug how are you.
Lol... "The work your redeemer sent you to do indeed "
ReplyDeleteKeep it up @Sister girl
@Galore
Lmaooooo, this giveaway must be really paining your body and soul, it's even causing you sleepless nightππππππππππ
ReplyDeleteYou go Dey alright las lasππ
Hahahaha.... Woman, your husband dey cheat untop small prick.... No worry, him side CHICKENS like am like that.... Lol
ReplyDeleteIt is well with you Ma.. .just be calm and get enough proof as possible
@Galore
@bloglord.
ReplyDeleteLOL. I was blowing hot before. but I'm now cold. I accept your kiss. I has calmed me down
ππ
Snoop and get proof
ReplyDeleteBut I think is better he is using CD so he doesn't bring Diseases to you **lol**
The rate married men is just too much abeg
A Lot of them live like they're still single
If the average Nigg lady is an Olosho, is obvious your sisters are included
ReplyDeleteThere are ladies that works for their money so get that into your head
4k From wholesalers, 8k from retailers , check at the back, u will see the Canada address, anyone with both UK and Canada address is the fake.
ReplyDeleteAt anonymous mac useruser Fake as hell, fake as hell, hope u know I can go to China, order for same classic or Milan products, put my "designer" seal on it And sell here in Nigeria x15 the actual price,our target market is people like you. Same product but different packaging. MilanI is good,same as the foundation, concealer and eye liner series.Allow her buy what she likes
OMG!
ReplyDeleteFab mum, who got you so angry like this?
Gbahara ya biko.
I don't think I've ever seen you this angry.
I apologise on their behalf.
Good morning dara
ReplyDeleteWow!
ReplyDeleteI love this write up
Happy new month to everyone.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Month Everyone, praying for sanity on this blog at least for this monthπ°π°π°
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