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Saturday, 24 June 2017

Saturday In House Gists - GBAGAUN;Cant Deal!

I had an Interesting conversation with someone two days ago and for two nights now,I wake up at night laughing and remembering every word....I cant deal abeg!


My Nigerian friend who lives in the Diaspora called me.....

''Stella you are not  collecting my calls since now,dont tell me your wife does not let you pick calls''

''Husband you mean,Abeg I am fine,been very very busy.How are your kids and wife''

''My two kids is fine but my husband,she is disturbing me too much so I want to park out to my own place,the kid will visit me when they want...''

We are basically new friends so his tenses confused me for a bit,so I changed the conversation  after a while he asked me ''Stella how is your wife,she dey house?''

What!!!!...I used style to correct him and he used style to correct me again with emphasis..

I changed the conversation to Evans the Kidnapper and said to him

''Oh boy have you been following the Evans News''

He does not know that I am a journalist or that I blog so he went on to school me about how greedy Evans was and the whole story.

''Evans is a very foolish woman,she is so greedy,only her want to eat all the money and her husband is a big liar saying he no chop money...I just dey here suffering and see how them are making money in Nigeria.Evans and her wife should go to jail....''

I said ''Yes Evans and his wife.................''

He corrected me and that was when I finally understood that to him I was the one speaking the wrong tenses and that was why he was putting emphasis on some of the words.


Has this ever happened to you?Can you recount the Gbagaun?

Dont get me wrong,nobody is above mistakes but not this type abeg!


38 comments:

Miss Ess said...

The gbagauns I just finished reading up there is memorable. Aha! Kilode 😂😂😂😂😂😂

marriedchick said...

headache from yesterday job. will be back to read comments.#tootired

SWEETIE said...

Yes severally

Kae_Kae said...

#stumblesOutofPostHoldingMySides#

Bootylycious diva said...

hahhahahahhahahahaha

Esther Mgbolu said...

Yes oo stellz but no power to type

Precious Ibik said...

When a friend kept arguing stomach is pronounced "stomok" and not "stomak". He kept correcting me by repeating the sound in an emphatic way. It hurts my head to explain especially when you know you are right. Also the phrase men in suit, lady in red etc A friend kept arguing it's "on" not "in" and even dragged me to a lecturer's office back then in school but confirmed that if the men were on suit that the suit would be carrying them since they would be standing or sitting on top of the suit. 😂😂😂

Broomstick said...

Stella, tell me this is a joke? He didn't do all that?! 😱😱😱
Can't remember word for word but the gists plenty. I'll be back to read comments

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahaha...
One of your jokes right?
Adonbilivit!!...

Anonymous said...

Egwu di kwa! Osi gini????

Hot Bench

Pervert said...

I don't want to come off as a bigot, Yorubas are fond of switching gender,these two girls are fond of addressing boys as SHE. My colleague at work, I don't just understand her. I need a dick in my fat ass

Baby bunny said...

Hahhahahhah....oh nooo that Gbaguan up there must be in a movie- a comedy. Hahahaha..can't stop laughing.

Firstlady blessing said...

Allow me Stella to say u are doing a good job here,ur blog is d most interesting I HV seen. With so many creative ideas,making all BV feel like a family,that's exactly how I feel when am in ur blog.Keep up d gud work, more grease to ur elbow

Joyful wife said...

Lol, Stella maybe the man was joking

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Very funny

Em jay said...

This one pass gbaguan abeg.

Em jay said...

This one pass gbaguan abeg.

Anonymous said...

Stella I hope this your friend in diaspora has a job that requires he does not communicate with others?

Double Hian!!!

Tay said...

A friend of mine said," Let me dry my clothes on the sun".

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

I had same thought too.

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Hhahahahahaha, but that's not possible na

Save the drama for your mama said...

I have a friend like that(guy), well i just learnt to accommodate him and his English

jelly said...

Hahahaha

Blossom said...

This your friend own serious o. And to even think he is right and you are wrong even makes it so unbelievable.

IJAY said...

Lols, seriously I will be more than confused Biko, which kind autocorrect be that

Komommo Okim said...

Lol funny man.

sholetoga said...

That gbagaun must be intentional to make someone laugh.....odikwa funny.....lol

AdeEsther (need quick loan? Call 09087090732) said...

He's only joking.nobody ft make that kind mistake

Hot Bench said...

Lmaooooooo...say what!?

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the stammerer that spent a good two minutes try to ask for directions to the train station from this girl just to find out that the girl is a knee slapping stammerer that could not answer his question in 5 minutes. He walked off frustrated.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the stammerer that spent a good two minutes trying to ask for directions to the train station from this girl just to find out that the girl is a knee slapping stammerer that could not answer his question in 5 minutes. He walked off frustrated.

Anonymous said...

Lolll. If he is a Gardner, it's possible.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, you never see the kind gbagaun that can resurrect the dead.

Stay there make pant wear you like necktie.

Anonymous said...

Lmao....i have a friend that can gbagaun for the universe and likes to talk alot...had to get used to it

Justyswt said...

I tell u. Epic one. My hubby's cousin can gbaguan for Africa. And he would still insist that he is right. I just jump am pass most times. Can't come and give myself headache listening to constant gbaguan.

AbaMade said...

Lol one I know eh, that guys case is with angel Gabriel. If I keep correcting him, he'll be like its because of people like you that made me go study mathematics!. Dude is a wizard in maths but his English, hmmm no go there oh.

Anonymous said...

Contact me,I have what u need baby.

Hadey Halaba said...

And unfortunately for your friend, mathematics isn't a communication language

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