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Monday, 26 June 2017

Spontaneous Monday Post.

#goodmorningthismorning #mondayrocks #badweathergoodweatherarrrrgh #nawahforyou #boyfriends #boyfriends #stopreadingmyhashtag #meaninglesshashtagsright #notsohottoday
#cuntdownabujabvparty....#HAPPYWORKFREEDAY



Hailings oh....Is everyone OK?..Get well soon if you are under the weather,I can imagine that hot weather in Nigeria please mosquitoes spreading malaria and what not...

How was your weekend?Tomorrow is the Abuja SDK Party and I am so excited....Please you guys remember to send Early photos whilst we wait for the other photos later...like the red carpet photos...we would also like to see the decorated hall before you guys go in..

Those attending the Dortmund get together please mail me if you are still coming............SMH

I would like to be posting a free Business meme with every days spontaneous post,there was none for today.....

Any faces of In house news?

Shout out to Everyone,Got to run!!!!

Kisses everyone!

269 comments:

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Mhzzbee int'l said...

This weather is DA bomb sha lemme give myself brain oo before I begin dey spit in 3 months time.
Good mornings able people of sdkb.

ola wealth said...

Good morning beeveeleons😘😘

Its another MONDAY.
Lets make a list of people that should be SLAPPED for last week fuckery.
πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡
My Candidates.

0. Dino Melaye and BigHead Saraki(5&6)
1. Bobrisky (whatever butt he's lifting)
2. TontoDike fans and Churchill fans😝
3. Wizkid and Davido's Fans😀
4. Evans & the entire Nigeria Police force
5 Girls dt think helping around their man's house makes them housemaid.
6. Peeps that still use "am" instead of I'm
7 Those that banana🍌🍌is falling on
8 Freda Ponyor and AY.
9 Lastly, my boss for refusing to grant today holiday, but powers above overruled is decision. (HotSlap)πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹

Add your candidates below. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

STARRY LARRY said...

The wind of positive change and results will come your way this week. You'll Shine today, Monday break limitations, on Tuesday be blessed, on Wednesday be favoured, on Thursday be lifted, on Friday be refreshed, on Saturday be celebrated, and return praises to Him on Sunday.

That special feelings you have when you're with your family, home sweet home.

Sharon Aminu, may we all celebrate with you soon.

Yemi7up, your story will change and we will call you mummy Twins soon.

Please where's Default Smile, Olori Footwear, Thelma's Cake world, Portable Viv? I'm saying hi and missing you all.

Kissessssssssssssss to you all




*Larry was here*

SWEETIE said...

Please whoever that sees a husband material should please help me to cut 10 yards....cold wants to kill me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

It's not 8am here yet

Kim Na Na said...

#Story_1

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Uptil now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... πŸ˜„
hope I did north west ya tym...
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚.....
#positivevibesonly
#holidayingathome
#bestmondayever
#ihaveamillionreasonstosmilecosiamalive
#kissestomyfellowhashtager

Happy new week

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Once an old man used to live with his son. But one day his son was convicted and sent in prison. The old man had a plot in front of his house in which he used to grow potatoes. That year again it was time for planting of potatoes on the plot but all the digging and planting was a lot of hard work for the old man to do all by himself.
His only son was still in prison as the old man wasn't able to get any attorney to get him out of prison. So one day the old man wrote a letter to his son in prison and told him about the situation.
He wrote in the letter:
Son,
I am feeling bad as this year I will not be able to plant potatoes in the garden. I don’t want to miss this as your mother always loved this but son I'm too old to dig up the plot for gardening of potatoes.
I wish you were here with me, I know you would have dug the plot for me and all my troubles would be over.
Love Dad.
After just few days the old man received a telegram with a short reply from his son:
The note in the Telegram was:
Dad..!! Don’t dig up that plot in front of our house.. that’s where I buried and hid all the Guns..!!
The next morning, the old man saw that FBI agents and police officers showed up in front of the house and dug up the whole plot in search of guns but weren’t able to find any gun so they left.
Confused by all this the old man wrote another letter to his son in prison, telling him about all what happened.
His son's reply was:
Dad, Go ahead and plant your potatoes.. It’s the best I could do to help you from here..
Moral: Don't ever give up.
Don't ever give in.
Don't ever stop trying.
Don't ever sell out.
And if you find yourself succumbing to one of the above for a brief moment,
pick yourself up, brush yourself off, whisper a prayer, and start where you left off.
No matter how afraid, insecure, intimidated, alone, unworthy, incapable, ridiculed or whatever other paralyzing emotion you might feel.
Never, Ever, Ever give up.

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

I've been to Ibadan many times but for brief stops.
So I decided to utilize this long holiday by visiting famous places. Armed with my happy go lucky friends we took an unplanned trip to Ibadan but first our choice of transportation was a train.
Fortunately, prior to that day none of us have been in a train. So we set out in the morning and off we went. The train ride was very slow but interesting. We had vodka and speakers, the stops were too many and it felt like I was in a molue. The plan was to get to Ibadan and start our tour, stay the night and come back to Lagos the next day but the train was practically crawling. We left Lagos at 10am and arrived Ibadan at 4pm. It was fun though, we visited all the places we had planned to. Agodi gardens has a gorgeous land space, Mapo hall is magnificent and clean. Oh and the almighty Bower's tower at Oke Aare had me screaming my head off because from the top of the tower you can see all of Ibadan brown roofs.
Ibadan is a beautiful city and it has me thinking of relocating.
Such gorgeousness, I can't wait for my next adventure.
I might spend the night at Tarkwa bay today.
Young, wild and free.

ladybird banks said...

Good morning family. Lovely day ahead

Anonymous said...

MYSTERY

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Uptil now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... πŸ˜„

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Goodmorning guys!
Pls i need clarfication.

There is something ayam not understanding.

All these people on social media that filter themselves with rabbit ears, cat whiskers and various animal organs, is it that they are tired of being a human being or what?

Or they just believe that animalistic traits is the new beautiful?

Pls someone help my understanding. 😑😑

Greatlady. said...

Goodmorning BVs. Hope we slept well.
These days I have been dreaming of marriage. The other day I dreamt about a very beautiful wedding gown, today I dreamt that I was engaged. I don't know how or where this dream is coming from. If there are five things I would want to do for myself in the next 3 years, marriage is not even part of it, it won't even be the 6th. More over, I'm not even in a relationship or anything close to that. Not thinking of one anytime soon.
This dream is making me think unnecessarily.
I don't know if I should pray against it or pray for the coming of it. I won't be mentally ready for marriage even for the next four years

BTW, am mourning. My dog died yesterday

LOLO IDEATO said...

Happy Holiday people!

Just weaved my virgin hair "all back" now, did it myself! Feeling like a genius!

Amma go to church, come bk by noon and sleep!

Who'll take me to the movies this evening??? Make boredom no finish my holiday!

What happened to lafresh oooo? Who was kidnapped?

Nora Nelson said...

Life is not about receiving at all times; it is a combination of being thankful for what you have as blessings and sharing those blessings with others who need a little fraction of what you have.

Chike TEFLON said...

TO:
I'm king EZE. Now you have reunited with your Lolo, please always profess your love to her because she loves it. make kwa sure that you tell her :
Your bra is my belt and
Your pant is my handkerchief.
The reason why I'm telling you this is because I don't want to hear tomorrow that you are looking at the G-string your female neighbor hang on the line close to your window.
You see Elastic and Ed are bonding strong. Come let me whisper to you *Ed told me she knack pigeon on Elastic head, so he is going nowhere.But I'm confused because Ed don't like fair guys but she is madly in love with Elastic. So I don't know between the two of them who did the knacking of pigeon. Please don't tell anybody because I don't want them to hear, inugo? *
Look at me and my Chikito. Our relationship is the oldest and strongest. No issues because we understand ourselves. Reason, when others are laughing at my FIRMOUS she is loving it and when they are criticising her story I will be busy loving her gist. Sometimes I even ask myself if I love her gist more than her but one thing is sure, I love my Chikito.
You see kelvin dat Edo boi and Ibukun are bonding well because they understand themselves. Both of them are freedom fighters. As kelvin is fighting for "free the nipples" Ibukun is busy fighting for the 20% of Yorubas on the blog forgetting the hausa and Niger Delta.Although they love their work but they know their hearts belongs to each other. Ibukun once said that "na she get kelvin no matter what happen"
Please don't look at Ola... Lol
That guy na the real MVP... He don take style dey boo Queen and Boss aka CHIEF, Pastor Kris and Stella...(Ola no vex ooo, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)

Why I'm telling you this is for you to know what keep all the couples on this blog together.

Miss Priya don't forget that your bra is his belt and your pant his handkerchief... Always give your bra and pant to him when he need them, because I heard you guys are going for 2weeks vacation.

My Chikito, ugegbe oyibo m 1 worldwide have a blissful day ahead.

Anonymous said...

Stella good morning..
I have sent mails upon mails and even resorted to sending you Whatapp message..
I got an helper that paid for my daughters waec and have been trying to acknowledge it here..
Please kindly help me check and post..
Thanks and a have a blessed day Sdk,bvs and my helper..

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Why try and be fake when being real takes less effort?*

GALORE said...

Am I the only one loving this salad holiday?

Oh my Goodness! !!

Am I also the only one Eating CORN 🌽 corn with "UBE" (Bush Pear 🌲)

Both roasted corn 🌽 oo.... Cooked corn 🌽 oo

Even the corn 🌽 that is blended and used for "Ekorki " Ekorki IN my place means "corn moimoi"

Oh... The Yoruba's here in Calabar call it "EpoTiYor"




Make nobody say e no get food to eat.... Eat 🌽 🌽.. .corn is cheap



@Galore

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Fan Emmanuel,I came to a conclusion that rolling on muddy waters with people that are beneath me is an insult to my person. So I will be gentle with you.

We're not mates in anything(class, grace, MONEY, achievement, family, influence, Education, beauty...... ) and we can't EVER be. I keep moving and you just remain in one place envying my success and wishing you can be me. The only way you can come close to where I WAS is to quit being bitter.

Where I come from, we don't brag about kidnapping, I only used my experience as an example.

"Abi them wan follow claim millions?" This line made me laugh and I'm still laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this girl right here, was not born poor, she has not seen anything called lack since she was born.

The money(millions) we paid for ransom was raised in 3hrs. You can't smell the amount even if you live for 200years.

Madam, quit that stupid mentality that everyone on this blog is on same level with you or the single girls are underachieved because they're not married. Some of us were born into CLASS, we have GRACE,we have MONEY(not through MMM), we've INFLUENCE(we put a call through and things get done in minutes) we have FAMILY(wealthy and influential), we're EDUCATED(more than a degree and several certification). We were born BEAUTIFUL(we don't do extra to look good). We don't need to send our pictures to a blog and cry when it's not posted because we have a lot going on for us in the outside world.

What you should be doing is sliding into our inbox for lessons on how to move your skin from "scally", " sand paper like" to flawless, where to buy good weave not the iron sponge you have on and not hating on our achievement.

You can go ahead and be calling Evans bro, na una trademark to dey celebrate criminals.

Madam, my wish for you is that, none of your family will go through what mine went through. It's over 3years now but memory is still as fresh as newly baked bread. Thank God for healing.

STARRY LARRY said...

I hate that thing with everything in me, I've never liked such picture on SM




*Larry was here*

Anonymous said...

I keep wondering too.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

danny fisiye said...

back home and can comment freely







#GOAT™

Isaacson(OTONDO) said...

Good morning everyone,here is me wishing everyone a blissful and fulfilling week


The SDK delta/Benin WhatsApp group is the truth,I get my daily dose of laughter and fun there daily from the wonderful bvs there and I certainly know that party will be lit ijn amen....great job u are doing keeping us all together victorious ehis and special shout out goes to peeps there like CINTA CHARLES,THELMA,OKE,MR NICE,F8 and the rest of you,this just conclude that we have nice heart warming peeps here who just refuse to comment and get caught up in the drama lol....barks De sallah to all Muslim faithfuls in the house

Rocky said...

Good morning!

I honestly wish I'm in Abuja, see class and simplicity! I totally love it... I look forward to the Lagos own.

I basically have no plans for today, bed all day! Would probably troll comments on this blog so I don't get bored

STARRY LARRY said...

Kisses




*Larry was here*

Cynthia Iyede said...

Good morning everyone...

Feeling so strong this morning, thank God today is a work-free day. I'm healed in Jesus name.

Please what can I take to heal this sore throat of mine. Not funny at all. Truly, health is wealth.

Hello Bee10 and Justyswt.

Enjoy your day everyone.

Lady Bug said...

Enjoy!

GALORE said...

@Blog.. I hate that thing faa... As in, I hate it

Even new born baby, you see them "giving the little baby "Ears like that of a Dog"

Just imagine?

Everybody wants to belong


Abeg, no be every TREND person suppose follow




@Galore

Lady Bug said...

Family indeed πŸ˜™

Anonymous said...

@stella u have not posted birthday wishes for Caroline danjuma today o, bcos we share same date.pls do de needful

La' Sunshine said...

Always remember that, no matter how useless you feel, you're someone's reason to smile. Remember that..

Mhzzbee int'l said...

She wouldn't stop dragging my braids as if she caught me in his boyfriend's house.... This my baby ehnπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒ☺😊

Cute hajia Omo Mummy said...

Good morning everyone. I am the lady the sent the Thursday chronicle. I want to appreciate God Almighty for the miracle that is still sounding like a lie. To you Stella for your kindness and understading and my wonderful Angels for your contributions financially and spiritually. God bless you all. I was blessed with a total amount of #94,228.87 and still counting... I won't forget to Thank Sdk BV's for your wonderful and candid advice. I say a very big THANK YOU to each and everyone of you. God Almighty ll reward you all abundantly. Joy and Happiness ll never depart from respective households and God Almighty ll perfect all that concerns your lives. I am so grateful... Remain blessed... I am embarking on spiritual battle and I need your prayers. Pls put me in your prayers. The devil is a liar. God bless Stella.
God bless SDK
God bless me...

Lady Bug said...

I will read later.

SWEETIE said...

I don't really see Ibadan as a fun place to be.am looking at that place like a fake city

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Morning Bloggie

SWEETIE said...

Same here dearie

Lady Bug said...

Most of them were animals before they reincarnated into a human being πŸ˜‚

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Yeye, to think I eagerly read to the end. SMH

STARRY LARRY said...

L'aaro kutukut Monday, wasted almost 5mins reading the jargons




*Larry was here*

Lady Bug said...

Shebi marriage is overrated πŸ˜‚,you better pray against it.

Anonymous said...

I'm ***

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Morning Greatlady, pray against that dream since you're not thinking of marriage at the moment. Sorry for your loss

SWEETIE said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
GALORE said...

Come to Calabar.. You won't regret it

We have lots of side attractions.. More or less like tourist site


@Mary Slessor
@11 11(Eleven Eleven)
@Obong palace
@Obudu cattle ranch
@Tinappa
@Watt market
@Esuk Nsidung.. That is a place you get any kind of sea foods... From fish, shrimps, crabs ..E. T. C
@Ambo street.. That is where @Brother hood of the cross and star is (OO OBU)



Alot


No strength to type





@Galore

LOLO IDEATO said...

This sure isn't your century!

It is a snapchat filter, makes you sound like a baby. And it's fun

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Good morning great people.

Yesterday was awesome. Dealing with voices. What voice did you listen to that has catapult or kept you in a dark place.

May God help us to listen to His voice when He speaks because we battle everyday with voices speaking to us.

My happiness still extending into this morning. God is really great.

Hope you all had a lovely weekend because everything is just great around me.

Happy enjoyment to all our Muslims brothers and sisters. God bless you and give you your heart desires.

Enjoying this holiday and already tapping into this beautiful day and the week is gonna be great because I can feel it.

Great people here have a good day. Morning to tatashe people that don't have joy. I can't add good because nothing good you people see. I am sure you guys voted for APC and the change you wanted you did not get.

100 litres of honey and chocolates to you guys Amen.

Round two sleeping

Lady Bug said...

I don land gidigba,no shaking,I stand gallant πŸ˜ƒ

Ebizimor Egbejule said...

Barak da sallah to all Muslim faithful. God is indeed faithful to all. My testimony will b established. I am fruitful because God words says so.

LOLO IDEATO said...

So sorry about the loss of your dog.

May God give you money to buy n train another

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Morning bloggie. How have you been?? Good to see you on here😘😘

Lady Bug said...

Is condom scarce in your area?

LOLO IDEATO said...

Your spirit husband has engaged you. Go for deliverance

STARRY LARRY said...

Waoooo what a sincere person praising my beautiful home town, I'm presently in Ibadan enjoying my holiday with my family. 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘




*Larry was here*

viva ciara said...

Lol @ tired of being human.
I asked the same thing.

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Same to you too. I don't think anything happened to lafresh or am I missing something?

Lady Bug said...

You should be slapped also for this!

SWEETIE said...

Do you think the dream means getting married in ur waking life.you better go and find out what wearing such a beautiful grown means and getting engaged. So you can know what prayer point to focus on

Lady Bug said...

Amen

SANDY YO said...

Morning Fam, you all have a blessed and lovely week ahead!

GALORE said...

Lol

@Kate Henshaw and Police force....she accused them if taking selfie with @Evans



Make I write jusy one... I don't want to be selfish


Others list your own




@Galore

Lady Bug said...

Are you a wife material,some men also need 5 yards of you.

SUGAR. said...

Good morning.

I saw the woman who refused paying me for the dress I made for her wearing same dress with a big smile yesterday. She gave the flimsy excuse of the bust being small. Saying she wears any cloth with bra. Be it padded or not. I made the dress with foam, so there was no need for bra.

Yesterday, she wore it with no bra! Wicked daughter of Lucifer!
😣😣😣😬😬😀

Lady Bug said...

Ok,we get your drift.

SUGAR. said...

Leave us oooo. Enh!
😝😝😝

Nmasinachi said...

Eid Mubarak naija. Una too like public holiday sha.Lol. It's been 6 months of God's awesomeness. Indeed it is our year of evidence. Thankful for life, love, family and so much more.

My lyrical maestro @Xoxo, God bless you always darling. May God's love, favour and evidence be permanent in your life.

Onye Omam Xp, kisses my darling.

Swaggie how are you my bae?

Have a fab week everyone.

Lady Bug said...

Oluwadarasimi,one day go be one day, kwantinue πŸ™†

SUGAR. said...

Sorry about your dog

Mhzzbee int'l said...

Ibadan is a very peaceful place though I don't stay there but I wouldn't mind relocating at all.things are cheaper and no hurry hurry like Lagos where everyone wants to get to their destinations the same time.
You didn't visit zoological garden in UI? Ohps...you missedπŸ˜₯πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
How about Ventura in sango? 😱😱 lastly bodija market by the side of the road very closer to a bank to eat hot amala and gbegiri with ewedu and ogufe(goat meat) .....chaiiiii,you missed ooo but very funny leaving Lagos by 10am and getting there 4pm.shu

GALORE said...

@Lady Bug... Say no to sex.. .sex is not food


@Galore

Anonymous said...

Please has anyone removed moles before.
I have on the face and I'm so uncomfortable.
Please I'm not looking for copied and posted recipes from the internet.

I need advice from people who have removed theirs before.
Thank you

Fab Mum said...

God morning lovers πŸ’
How yall doing?? 😁
Happy Holidays
It's a beautiful week. The month is about to end. What a wawuu. And we are almost thru with half of the year. How was your first six months?? Did you achieve all you planned? Did you reach your set goals? What are you willing to change or do in the next 6 months.

Don't worry if you didn't get all you desired in the first half of the year, use the second half to do it all. Set your goals and be determined. The good Lord will see you thru

Hello cookie
Hello pipe lee
Hello Darasimi
Hello miss priya
Hello beloved,
Hello chikito
Hello Lagos babe
Hello everyone
Will be back to troll. Ah, naaah, I can't. I don't know how to keep up.

Love you all muchos

THELMA'S CAKE WORLD said...

It's public holiday today and tomorrow!!!
Been under the weather but bouncing back to health.....

Good morning all.

Cynthia Iyede said...

πŸ˜€ I hate it too o. Naija n copy copy.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Morning sandy

Chibueze Muomaife said...

Thank God for a new week. A new Challenge. Good morning Bvs. Stella you are doing a great job. Was just tempted to comment today on your blog for the first time. Any osho free for me?
*Smiles Sheepishly*

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Morning yoriyori

Cynthia Iyede said...

Let God's will be done my dear.

Mhzzbee int'l said...

I will cut 15 yards for you from the oshodi guysπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚those ones will use beating finish you and the cold will disappear.

Atheist ™ said...

ok..... lemme search 4 scissors, but the the thing is, the material i found is tie & dye oh, & it fades with time, still interested??

Anonymous said...

9. Which work you get????? I think say na for here you dey work. Happy Sallah o enjoy.

SUGAR. said...

Me too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

Stella Igbokei said...

Lolz

Omotola Brianna said...

Bloggie boo Good morning. I hate that thing with everything in me. Very childish if you ask me.

GALORE said...

I see you oo


I also stand Gallant



@Galore

Anonymous said...

Red carpet photos...

Decorated hall...

No wonder Lagos wants to kill cow and do ogufe... They must not be outdone.

ola wealth said...

E-slap πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹

prettyPrisi said...

Arrghhhh this hols should do and finish I have an unfinished business and I can't close deal cos of the holiday I'm so angry right now I hope. The client deos'nt change his mind. About the deal after the hols...

Anonymous said...

Please married women in d house help
me. Is it stealing when u take yr husband's money for d welfare of d house without telling him.we both work o but I am not allowed to withdraw from any of my account without telling him and he gives me just 10k allowance. I have talked to him about him but no change so I resorted to taking his money n he doesn't notice

LOLO IDEATO said...

Galore all this placed needs renovation

No fun place in cross river! Forget the hype.

You can manage obudu cattle ranch, but the road leading to the canopy walk way is covered with green stuff like spyrogyra

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

Isnt this d same story posted up πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘† there? By @kim Na Na

Omotola Brianna said...

Salad holiday?????? LMAO

nkiruka ikwueme said...

Been sick, since the past week. Thank God I didn't die Saturday night, story for another day. I'm full of life n strength.
Happy holiday everyone. Wish I can go for sight seeing n just have fun

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Morning chike

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

Sincerely speaking, nothing I hate more than that @bloglord

SWEETIE said...

May God bless ur helper

SWEETIE said...

They just want to belong,as in join the trending group same way you just spell ayam 😁😁 instead of I'm 😜

Tilly said...

Lady bug you are a tout.spits on you.I don't blame you sha,its the slum you were raised in.Lady bug indeed.keep being disgusting.the next thing is that u will change your ID to another name.na the work una dey do.

LOLO IDEATO said...

Must you call their names here??? Respect their privacy mr man!

Do you even know if you just mentioned my name?

Whatever happens there should end there

Stop being a chic

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

Sorry abt ur dog (tho I hate pets)

Abt ur dream, pray for God's will to take over. His ways aren't our ways

Good luck

Anonymous said...

Terrible night I was not able to sleep all through the night, was praying and at the same time crying my heart out to God. Cheating husband, who does it right under your nose, block fallopian tube, unable to conceive, Lord some times I just think of taking my life but something kept on saying do not do that, God is still at work in your life. Sometimes I feel like I should leave the house for a while before I get hbp. Oluwa please give me the strength to fight, give me the strength to hold onto you, let me never give up cos you alone has the final say over my life. I love you Lord.

ola wealth said...

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Chibueze Muomaife said...

Thank God for a new week. A new Challenge. Good morning Bvs. Stella you are doing a great job. Was just tempted to comment today on your blog for the first time. Any osho free for me?
*Smiles Sheepishly*

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

That's my favorite hairstyle. I rock it most times wen I feel like feeling free

opeyemi said...
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Rocky said...

Exactly, it's fun. Nothing serious

Fab Mum said...

So I have some thing I wanted to talk about.
A lot of people talk about how they have prayed and prayed without answers from God. But that's not the truth. The Bible made us understand that immediately we pray, our prayers ascend to go and he immediately answers us. Yes he answers us immediately. Now the problem your answers might have not gotten to you is because of one factor or the other. Remember Daniel? He prayed to God for something and God answered him immediately. And he sent the angel Gabriel to deliver the blessings to him. But what happened?? The king of Persia delayed him. Stopped him from taking the blessings to daniel.when Daniel waited and didn't see his blessings, he prayed and it was shown to him that his blessings have been delayed by the king of Persia. And he went into prayers again. Then the Lord sent Angel Micheal to fight the king of Persia and angel Gabriel was released. And he delivered Daniel's blessings.

Now what is the king of Persia in your life that is holding down your blessings? Take it to God in prayers. Look for prayer books and direct your prayers right. Eveey problems have their prayer point. Know how to challenge your God and see him work wonders. Know the scriptures and use it to talk to God. Remind him of his promises concerning you. Declare war on every king of Persia(it cook be anything,anyone) in your life with your prayers. And every thing will fall in place for you.

Above all, know we live in a world where everything is manipukated in the spiritual we wrestle not against flesh as blood but against principalities and powers, against spiritual wickedness in the high leaves, against kingdom if darkness. Break your self out of Eveey foundational problem, generational curses, ancestral altars and evil soul ties. Break Eveey link connecting you with evil places. Release the fire if God on anyone that is going to evil altars to work things against you. If paradventure you have been to any evil altars before, and have stopped, please break yourself away from it. When you visited, a link was established and without breaking it, that place will hold you down. And that link will continually accuse you (heard of accuser of the brethren? Okay.) and delay your testimonies.

Okay, tired of typing.
I hope this helps. Prayer rain is a good prayer book. It has every prayer point needed

Cynthia Iyede said...

Eeyah. It is well dear.

Sharon Aminu said...

Amen ijn
Happy sallah
Tank u Larry

Sharon Aminu said...

Lols
Am looking for u

Sharon Aminu said...

Gudmorin

Nmasinachi said...

Hi dear. Hope you are doing okay? Time will heal you and your family dear. Stay strong dear, and let no one get under your skin dear. Mwahhhh

Anonymous said...

Ode oshi salad holiday ko, desert holiday ni @galore

Sharon Aminu said...

Gudmorin dear simi

ukwu dimond said...

Happy holidays to everyone out there. Thank you Lord for today and I know you have better plans for me.

Makason said...

Same to you.
Morning
Morning
Morning
Everyone..

Anonymous said...

How do I join the edo/delta watsapp group ooo the link is not working or maybe a num to call or add

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ said...

Chike darling 😚 ugebe m international. My business tycoon, billionaire world wife currency. After you na you and you again. I'm fine dear. How are you today? This your relationship advice odikwa very serious πŸ˜‚

Cynthia Iyede said...

Morning Sandy

Rocky said...

Exactly what is your achievement?? You really have a lot of time and to think I respect you on this blog, Chai! πŸ‘Ž

To tell you the truth, everything you wrote here makes you sound like a 'Chikito wannabe' and honestly, it doesn't suit you, so fake!

Sharon Aminu said...

Gudmorin dear

Rocky said...

Why are you mentioning names now? Barks ko, meow ni

Sharon Aminu said...

Gudmorin dear

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

U want somebody's husband to relive the cold...hmmm very risky,dnt let the married women come for you oo

Sharon Aminu said...

My love gudmorin

Anonymous said...

Waoh I love this your reply, but is it necessary! We all know fan is useless, especially during this heat period, a/c us bae, idiot somebori calling herself fan Emanuel, ie emmanuelsm's fan, u can see her purpose in this life.I didn't go anon to write this, I just don't care to get a blog id,

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Imagine reading dis nonsense
Kim Na Na what is dis na

Sharon Aminu said...

My future ex boo gudmorin
Am from Edo state

Rocky said...

Good morning! Have a lovely week too

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Your gradually turning to Ruben Abati on SP...not a good thing simi😀😀

Sharon Aminu said...

Lols
Gudmorin dear

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @swaggie #isokay please don't even start with fan this morning. Everytime she starts that her nonsense drama near me I just go and look at her picture and ask myself if its actually worth it. Cos i no even know where i wan take start the abuse from. The skin on her though πŸ˜‚ #lizardly

Sorry about what your family went through. And I pray Evans gets justice he deserves because of stories like this. *hugs*

Rocky said...

Isn't it "Barka..."? Amen to your prayers

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

You don't want this children of anger as your family I swear 😁😁

Rocky said...

Where's my insecticide?

Anonymous said...

Gentle lady ni sandy ko ki n she fighter o, ki enikeni ma sin lo sibi ija o

Ed said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Too long ago a read abeg😀😀😀😀

Lady Bug said...

Na real wa!

Rocky said...

I agree Lady bug, he needs to be slapped... Ola bring your face closer

Anonymous said...

I saw all of u judging me yesterday,i hope y'all are happy with ur lives,u want to tell me u won't go for something that will make u happy because u feel it will hurt someone else abi, chikito, ur prayer,ur business,I am not God who created emotions and love,I didn't purposely fall inlove with my friends husband to be,I love him and I want him and I will have him,to hell with my friend, that's my future husband, she should go find hers,chikito include a husband for her in ur prayers.cos she's never gonna marry dis one,that I know for sure,nobody should blame me,blame God for creating things like dis,am happy the sex we had opened my eyes,y'all can continue judging,I don't care

Sharon Aminu said...

Wow
So sorry about what u guys went tru
Fan Emmanuel, I think u deserve this call out,ur own don dey to much
Lafresh forgive and forget.

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

My very own @lafresh???

Can someone please tell me what exactly happened dt she had to write like this?

This is d very 1st time I'm seeing her write this way.

I dnt want to judge or take sides but I guess @fan Emmanuel must hv said something to run u or ur family down.

Babe relax n take it easy huh?

I knw there are times pple push u to say things but since u hv bn on calm n anonymous mood abt ur life fam on ds blog all these years, keep it at that babe.

Dnt let pple push u dearie pls, dnt.

Ed said...

You are Cray aswearπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

All join

Lady Bug said...

Okay, thanks​ to the helper.

Rocky said...

Saw this story yesterday and was pissed I wasted my time reading it

Sharon Aminu said...

Gud..

Ed said...

Good morning Simi😘😘😘😘

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Lafresh is on holiday....simple

Lady Bug said...

I love 🌽

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

It is in the market

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁

Rocky said...

Ibadan is a cool place... Holidayed there once

amanda favour said...

Good morning Ehis
Have a blessed week

Sharon Aminu said...

Tank u Stella
God bless u more

Lady Bug said...
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Anonymous said...

U dey craze

Ed said...

Galore you forgot to add Atimbo,where you can enjoy fresh palmy and bush meat😘😘😘😘😘

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

Galore, I will come probably in December it's on my list. See you then right?πŸ˜‹
Sweetie, pele o.
Starry Larry, awww enjoy. I found the taxis there funny though, they are very compact but cheap.

Sharon Aminu said...

Gudmorin my yori yori

STARRY LARRY said...

@Sweetie, what did you mean by Ibadan being a fake city?




*Larry was here*

Ed said...

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Anonymous said...

U take dis blog too serious, damn

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Galore which one is salad holiday again...dnt let them come for you o

Rocky said...

Nothing happened to her, she wasn't kidnapped... Apparently, a family member of hers was kidnapped but the person is OK now

Lady Bug said...

Who ask you all this?,you can always salute them on the group chat.

Sharon Aminu said...

Gudmorin dear sandy
Were is beloved

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

Awwww, that's sweet of u Isaacson, really sweet guy.

Those peeps are something else I tell u I most times burst into very loud laugh n pple around looks at me like im madπŸ˜‚ but they won't understand

Sadly,oke has exams so she would be missed for a few days.

The WhatsApp group is still open for newcomers tho

Rocky said...

OMG... What's all these?!

Anonymous said...

Total rubbish

CHI EXOTIC said...

It's even more annoying seeing grown ass men using the childish filter.
Boy bye.

Lady Bug said...

Troll comments,come along then🚢🚢🚢🚢

Ed said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚chai! Choke,u no well at all😘😘😘😘

Sharon Aminu said...

Lols
Ola gudmorin
I don't want to say anything

Rocky said...

Babe, not just you. I love the coleslaw holiday too.

BTW, I don't know how people eat pear

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

Wow, just like that. Congrats lady


God bless d pockets of all the givers
Pls utilize wisely

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Lafresh let it go, some people don't know where the joke stops online and when it becomes irritating....ignore her/him

Lady Bug said...

Thursday chronicles?,off to read πŸƒπŸƒ

Anonymous said...

Are you under 32? Live in Lagos and Igbo Christian? Hardwirking and btful? If yes, my younger brother will is the man for you if you are also a wife material

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ said...

Who else loves it when their mum wakes them up with breakfast in bed? 😁 Sweet potato and sunny side up eggs and green tea -Just the way i like 'em. Can Every day be public holiday? 😍😍

I lurf My mummy 😭😭 Shes the bestest! But the way she knocks the door ehn... as if you're hiding something. Can i just go back to my childhood days please? @Cynthia Iyede i remember you dropping a comment last week about adult life stress.... trust me I feel that way sometimes.

Have a nice day people!! πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹Enjoy the holiday - even though some of us will work from 10am-2pm. Baba God I'm not complaining oh. Happy to be busy 😁 Ese sir! πŸ‘

Ed said...

😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Morning fab mum. How have you been?? Enjoy your day😘😘

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

U can still catch a flight to abuja because of the party.
Instead of doing long throat for their party, try making lagos party classy also...dnt just complain

Ed said...

πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

Lady Bug said...

Okay,you too!,hope you're​ attending the Abuja party tomorrow.

GALORE said...

Hahahahaha

@Anonymous "Orubebe "

God go heal you.. .no worry
I know you have a BlogID.. But as a coward that you "is" Now...


@Sharon Good morning.. ..You are a fruitful vine. .Amen.




@Galore

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Are u sure that you r not in your boyfriends houseπŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Anonymous said...

Why are you both living a life of shame @Aminu and @Darasimi. Why do you get online going under people's comment to write good morning, like you live in a hole and no one around you to greet. What exactly are you guys trying to achieve? You both should get a life and go pick your self esteem from the canal that you dropped it.
You guys are just shameless

Lady Bug said...

@Galore,but she didn't say she's a virgin now,or that she's been celibateπŸ™Ž

SUGAR. said...

Sandy yo!!!

jelly said...

Good morning all, happy sallah to our Muslim bvs. Have a wonderful holiday all

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Well my Raid stands gallant also
So land carefullyπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Ed said...

We knack ourselves pigeon....

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

Mhizbee, I went to the zoological garden last year and yes it was also a nice experience.
Skye bank amala is overrated I ate there last year, we had amala at ring road. Iya Hadija and it was delicious.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Hi fab mum. Good to see you on hereπŸ’œ

GALORE said...

Common gerarahere

You no even get shame

You still come type dey reply nonsense and ingredients


Did you expect us to clap πŸ‘ at your foolishness?



Na you sabbi. .if you like spoil person home think so you sef go get joy for your life

You are not God that created emotions indeed

God did not ask you to channel your emotion in giving others pain


Mtchewwww


@Galore

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Gold circle condom is less than #100...its cheap and affordable
Thank me later

Lady Bug said...

Na Barack Obama you go see now😁

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Cynthia dear Amen 😘

Nma darl 😘😘😘

Anon, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Rocky, I forgot to add my hashtag #IAmBragging. Read my 6th paragraph again. Whoever wanabe I want to be should not be your problem. Concentrate on your project and stop littering this blog with your counter opinions.

Chiki, that skin ehn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚story for another day. Thanks love 😘😘😘

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