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Sunday, 11 June 2017

Sunday In House Gists..- Let's Gossip About Women!!!

On Saturday we gossiped about Men ...Did you enjoy it as much as I did?Okay,it is time to turn the table and focus on women.....

Women please come back later to read what they are saying about you...




Okay,Men whats the First Few Things U Take A Look at When a Lady Approaches U???
Be sincere


Do you take note of her hair,lipstick color,make up,body smell,shoes,bum.boobs.nails........


Do you prefer being  beautiful to being neat?

244 comments:

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Miss Ess said...

Oya o, men where are you, we are listening....

HarryBello Photography.. 08033304747 said...

Let the comments roll..

Anonymous said...

I detest the approach of "artificial ladies"; they simply put me off.
What do I mean?
Your hair is not your
Your lashes are not yours
Your eye lenses are not real
When I see the boobs and buttocks, they are already fake
Every other character you exhibit are already fake; just to "impress and trap me"
That's what will be going on in my mind

Anonymous said...

I like them natural and unassuming

Rhoda Rex said...

Ok, strolls in and strolls outta post. 🚢 🚢

Anonymous said...

I detest the approach of "artificial ladies"; they simply put me off.
What do I mean?
Your hair is not your
Your lashes are not yours
Your eye lenses are not real
Your nails are not yours
When I see the boobs and buttocks, they are already fake
Every other character you exhibit are already fake; just to "impress and trap me"
That's what will be going on in my mind

Bobby said...

Attitude......, legs, shape, accent, intelligence and finally, the face.

Andre Cooper said...

Back and front! Then maybe.. Just maybe.. her personality and her approach to life challenges. I'm also a proud sapiosexual.

Beloved said...

Hahahaha... Oya umu nwoke ngwanu I am waiting for una o.

Guest Speakers: Atheist

Miyake

Alpha

Anonymous Gangster etc


Lol...na here we go hang leg today

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

It will be an enjoyable read.
Men get in here

Anonymous said...

Her teeth, costume, spoken English and of course Her hair

Big Boss said...

Two things, Her Mountain of fire And Redeem.

Anonymous said...

No matter what I see first, I always want to see the face too.
So it is in this order: face, boobs, shoes and back yard.

Anonymous said...

Spreads mat and pillows against the wall, positions Sunday poridge and a steaming cup, balances...oya men Ayam waiting ooo πŸ˜€...😏

Isek said...

When approaching I look at her legs. Nice shapely legs do it for me all the time. If the legs don't make it, nothing else she has is of interest to me. Large boobs absolutely turn me off.

redbotafly said...

This should be interesting.

Anonymous said...

Women act like children. They don't want to be held to adult standards but want to be treated as adults.

Grow up, women. Grow up.

You are not a girl. You are not a princess. You are not special. You are an adult. So act like one.

Men don't owe you shit.

Now go out and get yours.

Blackberry said...

What else if not 'your waist 34,hips 44, u are 24' I love u I love, jelosy jelosy....? Hahahahaa Unless it's a very mature man who has seen n played around enough.

Anonymous said...

Her attitude is the first thing I watch out for

Atheist ™ said...

*Grabs comfortable chair*

I first notice her walking steps, says alot about her background...

2ndly, my eyes adjusts to her height & size, i dont stand close to or long enough wit chicks taller than me, & im not short *side eyes*

Different colour nails & colourful hair... just keep walking, youd most likely keep more than one man.

If ur pantline is showing underneath that skirt or trousers, so no no... i dont share food with the public.

Fixed eyelash.... just strangle me already.

Spitting in public, eewwww.. no matter the bad smell, jejely hold ur nose n wakapass.

LOL... ive gone off point abi, well i dont care.

Well, eyes are the window to ur past n future, and they hardly lie... so i look into them immediately ur close enough, they reveal how u see me also, if we connect.

Id rather look at shape than boobs, boobs can be padded, waist is rarely altered.

Anonymous said...

Carriage,face, shape,hair, if she has on too much, what is she hiding?skin tone natural or bleached? Dark knuckles a no no! Once all those boxes are ticked then we can start thinking about personality, body count etc!!!

Anonymous said...

When I was in the University, I was the pastor of the campus fellowship
Had a lot of girls that praised me to high heaven, wanted to and really cooked and brought food to my hostel
I rejected all of them while some of my room mates took advantage of that especially when I wasn't around. They will snatch the food from the girls.
The girls of course found out that I was never going to eat from them. My reason was simple; I did not want to "lead someone on" to what I know I will not be able to finish and in the end leave a trail of broken hearts. There are other reasons that bother on spirituality.
But I admired one that was different; more intelligent, more spiritual; prayerful, knowledgeable in the scriptures, never sought attention, never offered any food, respectful and respectable etc.
She was the only one I was comfortable I could stay with in a room and nothing will happen; she won't attempt anything crazy. Of course I never tried to give away my admiration.
I did not ever think I'd get married in years to come, I did not have anyone in mind and I had forgotten this girl and her character and all I observed as the fellowship had grown and she had moved to another campus.
But on this occasion of going out to pray, I was not praying for a partner, I was praying for a gospel program we were organizing and I was to teach about "Christ and his bride -the church". I was also reading for my final exams around this period. But in between studies, I could see a wedding ceremony going on and the couple was me and this lady. It was a herculean task for me to comprehend and I did not know what to do.

After that program, I had a very strong leading to talk to her. It was like, if this girl graduates, you've missed your pearl. My confusion was, you don't just wake up and tell a girl you've never been in any relative friendship with, to marry you. In fact some months back, the only time I ever tried to get close to her she began to tell me that she is so afraid of ever being the reason a "minister of God" fell into sin and I know she was not pretending; she does not.

I prayed and the Lord gave me a secret she has never told anyone and I wrote it down.

So when I could no longer bear that leading to speak, I did. I went to her campus and popped the question. I had no ring and practically nothing. She said yes to my surprise. I did not tell her anything about "the secret" as revealed. There was simply no leading or need for it.

Some days latter, we had gone out together to discuss; exams, graduation, faith . . . she asked me "why did you do that; why did you say that to me on that day?" I simply pulled that paper from my wallet and gave it to her and she wept.

We got married in her dad's sitting room after our exams. I had practically nothing.

Anonymous said...

How she greets, politeness is the main thing
What puts me off is when a girl is ready to have sex
Shows she had been doing it before

Anonymous said...

What I look out for when I ask a lady out are intelligence and neatness. Whenever a dirty lady cooks for me and I force myself to eat it, I get nauseous. I know ladies like to think it's only men that have BO and mouth odour, but mehn.... a lot of ladies smell pretty bad. Sometimes I wonder why a lady would smell like a corpse when she's not dead. Most ladies also smell down there! 90% of ladies smell down there as a matter of fact. I just pray sex toys become readily available so that men won't have to put up with the terrible smell women emanate.

I also look out for intelligence. How can you smell like putrid, rotten fish and be very dull at the same time. A dull woman is likely to birth dull children - it's been scientifically proven. You smell like rotten tofu, you're dull with a capital D, and you don't bring anything to the table. Chai! Women! Wehdonmas! I raise hand for una!

I pity men who give woman cunnilingus! Tufia......spits......I'll never do that. Me! Put my mouth in that smelly, rotten, diseased pit. I cannot come and die before my time.

bigbanty said...

Smiles,smartness and a lover of big ass

Anonymous said...

Talkativeness is a minus for any girl
It pisses me off
If the girl is neat and polite, we can chat

Anonymous said...

Indecent dressing especially popping out boobs is a put off. The girl is not confident of her looks and can only attract a man through sex appeal.
Speaks volume of her character.

ARAB said...

Well, for me the appearance is d first thing,then her smell and more over I love intelligent babes I swear down it's not necessary she shud b dat beautiful at least her beauty can b like 50% or more,and more so I don't like girls arguing wit me, it's a no no for me. And she shud b neat and respectful I swear I hate girls dat doesn't know anything and are not ready to know or to b corrected,and am not always comfortable wit girls dat are always demanding, a guy dat is in his right senses shud know when and how to provide for his girlfriend or wife. in all intelligence supersede every oda qualities.

GALORE said...

Let's go there


No be only man dey toast woman.. Even woman sef dey toast her fellow woman

OK....

1.Smell...smell is very key.. She must smell nice

2. Her hair.. Her hair.. How neatly they are

3...Her dentition

4...Her shoes... Your shoe must not be dusty mbok... Even if Na fit dry season, make sure you look at your shoes at all times, I clean them

5...Her breast package... Shay Na "costeh " she wear Abi Na wetin

6....Did she use girdle or her Tommy is naturally flat

7...Did she put foam for her yansh, to enhance the yansh or na so her yansh naturally big

8...Her nipple nko is it pointed or e don flat

9...Breast nko, is it still in good standing or Dem don suck am turn am to slippers like @Foluke Daramola own


10....Her nails.. ..i hate it when ladies use RED nail polish....


11...Her feet, some people have big lines at the back of their feet.. I don't even know how to describe it.... Most yoruba women have that Mark.. That is the feet is never scrubed



Another one, does she put on @Gstring... I hate it.




@Galore

Elastic said...

I'm a neat person so my first attraction in a lady is her 'undiluted' neatness, I detest smelling hair or pussy. Then I like a fashionista, someone who knows her onions when it comes to dressing. An average or tall lady with an average physique.

And I can tell you with all honesty that my Ed is over qualified. Lol


#DontQuoteMe

GALORE said...

And you must be neat... Wetin person wan use beauty do, when the beautiful person is as dirty as a sea PIG


Can't deal



@Galore

GALORE said...

This is so beautiful



The good Lord keep your home strong in Jesus mighty name



@Galore

Saloni ZeeWorld said...

According to the Men that bombard me, what they always say they notice is my Igbotic Hindi look. They say i look partly like Tonto Dike and at the same time Aishwarya...

Aishwarya was the former Indian Miss World...

They also say they noticed my born again traits.. That's what King Fahd told me...

I mostly date rich powerful men for evangelism. Am always a mermaid. No collecting and they understand...

Stella lemme run, Ivy Blue is opening my bag...

Anonymous said...

Your mind sef na fake. Mtcheew, I jump and pass your type.

Sharon Aminu said...

LolsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€
I can't share with the public

ChyAdaJesus said...

Anon this is a beautiful love story. May d good Lord continue to bind you guys with so much love forever, Amen.

anonymous said...

For me, being natural does it! I'm not saying no makeups - but it should be very mild. I will look at your skin to be sure that it is natural and clean. If you're dark, be clean dark. Also, you have to be intelligent (psychologists say 70% of a child's intelligence comes from the mother and my kids must be intelligent o). A beautiful but dull girl is only good for a one-night stand. Again, she's gotto be prayerful - my backbone in the spiritual realm. Beautiful face, fine boobs and good body shape comes last but included in what I want.

Anonymous said...

You dey find mumu abi?

Sharon Aminu said...

U will like meπŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
My legs are the most beautiful part of mY body

SANDY YO said...

Same here!πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

Anonymous said...

Her face nko? But your list is long already.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, ya case is different...

Anonymous said...

"You are not a girl. You are not a princess. You are not special. You are an adult. So act like one"

LMAO.

MISS Jacobs.

Anonymous said...

See dis broke ass. Ayam a gyel ooo, even when I am nintety and I still gats mine biko.

Bhaykins said...

What I notice first is her charisma. That tells a lot about her personality.

I love natural looking and intelligent ladies. No too much make-up, no excess fashion accessories, and artificial body parts.

I love a lady that is natural and at the same time feminine.

She must have a source of income.

Sharon Aminu said...

Wow
Now this is what I call faith nd love

Anonymous said...

Mine was a funny thing that sealed my heart to hers
She was a very beautiful and respectful girl and we were friends and getting along very well. Then from nowhere, she told me to back off.
No quarrels, nobody in the picture. When I sought to know why, she told me that she does not want to have sex and the way we were getting closer and closer, it was only a matter of days and she wanted some concentration in her studies. I was stunned by such sincerity. I respected her wish and stayed away but I was really missing her. I made up my mind that I wanted her as my wife. The clock ticked -that was the longest one year of my life. I could not even look at any other girl and since then have not. After her exams, the very day she wrote her final paper, I knocked on her door and I wasn't letting go. She opened and saw me and went to her bed and sat down looking moody and confused. Her room mate excused herself.
She politely asked what I was looking for and my answer was simple, "you to marry if you would allow me". she burst out laughing and my heart was hitting "gbim, gbim".
So when she was through. We talked and I left. I did not sleep all night. The next day, she knocked at my door uninvited. When I opened, she fell on my embrace weeping and told me that I passed the test and the answer was a yes. That all other men she ever told to keep off never respected her wish and all wanted to have sex with her and I was the only one that never did that and that I respected her wish. She too could not sleep during the night. She did not need to say it but I knew that there wasn't going to be sex until we got married. I trust this girl with my life and same with her.

Anonymous said...

Are you a man? Let the men tell us.

Anonymous said...

πŸ‘

Sharon Aminu said...

So she should pretend that she is a Virgin

Sharon Aminu said...

What if u are wrong,she should not argue too???

Atheist ™ said...

Lol.... the guest speaker has spoken, scroll down

Anonymous said...

Man of God I gbadu your gist jare. But you for tell us how things be now. I guess all is well. Tankio for sharing. And memo to all those fake brothers, stop eating everybody's food upandan wen you nor wan marry.

Anonymous said...

You nor sabi sey konji na bastar

Anonymous said...

You are a control freak looking for a sheep.

Anonymous said...

Her beauty may attract me but her character will keep me.

Leo Queen said...

Wow πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Anonymous said...

Yinmu... πŸ˜—πŸ˜’

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Impress and trap you ko. You want a woman who you will marry and make her look older than her age by making her put on mary amaka. Btw i don't fix lashes,my lenses are mine,my boobs and ass are definitely real and i use fake hair cos i want to. The women who use those things use them for themselves not for any man

GALORE said...

Hahaha


You wan marry everything natural. ..lol

Na men like you, after you don marry everything natural finish, you go come get side chicken πŸ” web dey put all Dem artificials



@Galore

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Which woman hurt you? Get over it..and yes she is special. She is a princess

Leo Queen said...

Why are you swearing? 😏

GALORE said...

But, you are shouting @Sir




@Galore

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Waist rarely altered atheist?? Lol..have you heard of waist cincher before? Its the new craze. Or it has been since 2015 lol

sexy Daddy said...

Hummmm.OK.
Here it goes.First thing that attracts my attention on a woman is her shape. I love ladies with a good height and a nice shape.Infact that was the first thing I saw when I first met my wife. My wife has a killer shape!
Another thing is her neatness.Ampit,hair,pussy scent and most importantly God fearing.
Let me stop here for now.

xxxTrinityxxx said...

How she greets? I get politeness yes but how she greets? She should roll on the floor to greet? Or kneel? Pls explain

Vice and Virtue said...

Looks are deceptive so are feelings and emotions. Only knowledge has proven to be somewhat perpetual and it is on this premise that my Sapiosexuality is built.

I don't care if a woman's hair is human or synthetic(yes, i know the difference), I don't care if she's short, tall, big, slim or whatever. Question is, how deep is your knowledge? Do you've an idea about almost everything? Politics, weather, art, science, psychology, history, organised religion, quantum physics, astrology and astronomy, etc? How far has the woman stretched her mind? I will literally worship a woman like that and yes they exist, I've met a few. I'm currently friends with a few and one is been supporting me with my thesis on a new field of study while I suport with her sculptures and florist appointments.

However, looks still matter a great deal. I don't fancy big asses and boobs. A slim and physically fit woman is everything. I like to have her sit on my face, I'm not about to die from having one of those giant butts sit on my face...no, thank you.

As opposed to what some Sapiosexuals think, baby girl, its the Sapien that leads to sex so if I fancy your brain, I will give you head and you will return the favour(do you get the pun, LOL). Or let me put it how this social media children do "I will eat that p****y out*.
Moving forward, you women folk should stop saying sex is over rated, really? Who's been laying pipes on you? He needs a smack to the jaw. When a real brother handles you, you would realise how very under rated sex is. Its about perfect strokes and thrusts, pace and directed motion until you hit the right spot and maybe, just maybe she will squirt for papa.
By the way, he isn't fucking you good if you still have the energy to be shouting "harder, faster". You know he has gone to town on you when you are gasping for breath and he's filling you up with every inch of his D and your eyes are rolling back.

Pointless to talk about hygiene, God still loves me and has always kept me away from meeting women with foul smells emanating from their body and lady parts.

So, highly intelligent and super freaky does it for me. Its a plus if she's got a pretty slim figure...don't cook, I can cook and we can eat out any time. Its also a plus if she's got a good sense of style...eerrr it doesn't have to be boutique designers, I don't care if its Primark just be clean and stylish with it. I mean, i would rather my woman carries a regular Zara or River Island bag than carry a fake YSL or Hermes, I go tell you straight up say your bag na knock off.

Lastly, you women don't know who you are. You don't know the powers that are inherently ascribed to you. You sell yourselves short to men with no mental stamina, his money isn't yours. You aren't a man's property or acquisition, woman know thyself and develop yourself. You can be so much more, you can be richer than that man.

Who send me this TMI sef...bye bye.

Anonymous said...

Lolzzz....galore are you 'she-male'?

#galore'scrush

Anonymous said...

Why is this one shouting?

#galore'scrush

xxxTrinityxxx said...

I wish you a mary amaka and buba and wrapper wearing wife according to what you want

Mike Ozor said...

Proud sapiosexual!!!! she should be able to hold intelligent discussion, I like her calm and organized, hate talkative girls, should also have a nice probably average shape, not too much, not too skiny. Then neatness, especially your clothes, I should not see dirty creases or perceive bad smell. Above all she should be humble with a reasonable outlook on life, not shallow, I hate gold diggers and persons who are full of themselves, might not say anything but you need to just read my mind.

Miyake said...

First calling:- Full headlight and tantalizing rear bumper😁, natural beauty with brains; home builders and good mannerisms, gentle temperament.
Second calling:- Graduate with job or parasite with mission😎.
Third calling:- Someone that is reasonably flexible.

In fact, I thank God plenty - I have the perfect wifeπŸ˜˜πŸ‘Œ

Anonymous said...

I tell you blackberry cos fuck boys are mainly after the shape

#galore'scrush

xxxTrinityxxx said...

You sound very controlling. You dont want a girl that will be arguing with you. Hmm i heard of a robot that was created in japan. Does everything it is commanded to. You need one

Kzy Brown said...

Her Naturalness... natural hair, looks, and nails. Too much make-up makes a lady look synthetic.
Her gait, elegance and aura around her too.
And her legs... The shape of legs... Killah legs are sexiest thing ever created by God, to me.

Anonymous said...

No baby you ain't going off point. Me love you very long long. Can we be friends please? Let's start from there.

#galore'scrush
#soontobeatheistcrush

Sunkanmi Shogbesan said...

Nawao all dis gehs will not allow d men to comment in peace, der comments don pass men own

Anonymous said...

Why do I find this hard to believe?

#galore'scrush

I am king EZE said...

You must have a good command of English, don't choke me.... don't ,neatness,your Playlist....yes,hold a conversation,you must be beautiful......we have tolight skinned babies to make.

GALORE said...

Lol... Why una dey surprise?

Can't you see his name? @ARAB


99 percent of Muslim men are control freak... In fact they don't value women




@Galore

Anonymous said...

Speak for yourself trinity

#galore'scrush

SANDY YO said...

Miyake ke?*huh* Issorai!

Prince Ekanem said...

Nothing thrills me like an intelligent lady speaking. I am teaching at a nursery school waiting for NYSC. I noticed that kids who are intelligent inherited such trait from either parent. Basic knowledge about the world and other information should at least be known by someone.
Also, a smelling hair is a big turn off. I hear that song '' TAKE MY BREATH AWAY''whenever I get close to a lady with smelly wig on.
Also, neatness is another thing I look out for in a lady. I'm not swayed by the paintings and dress you put on.... most times they are just packaging.
A lady with the fear of God also earns my admiration.
I'll stop here for now. I hope it's not too much.

Stella my birthday is 16th of this month.

SANDY YO said...

Yimu!!!

GALORE said...

Lol... Na to kneel down greet be "politeness " for their side now

Hehehehe


I am really learning today



@Galore

SANDY YO said...

Peace maker, come in here puleaseee
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol. Nor be small shout.

Anonymous said...

I was smiling all through until I saw 'you passed the test' which kain mumu test be that one.....hissss

#galore'scrush

Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere said...

Mr arab, you want a slave for a wife abi? You will get one and when she is tired of your domineering ways, she will poison you and move on. Watch 'deadly women' on crime channel and receive sense.

Rhoda Rex said...

Side-eyes at 'I don't like girls arguing with me'. Really?? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

GALORE said...

Lol.. @Galore's crush. ...

@Sunkanmi.. Talk your own now.. Haba πŸ˜‚




@Galore

Rhoda Rex said...

Oh, why do I have the feeling that, that poster up πŸ‘†πŸ‘† there is same as u? πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

Prince Ekanem said...

Nothing thrills me like an intelligent lady speaking. I am teaching at a nursery school waiting for NYSC. I noticed that kids who are intelligent inherited such trait from either parent. Basic knowledge about the world and other information should at least be known by someone.
Also, a smelling hair is a big turn off. I hear that song '' TAKE MY BREATH AWAY''whenever I get close to a lady with smelly wig on.
Also, neatness is another thing I look out for in a lady. I'm not swayed by the paintings and dress you put on.... most times they are just packaging.
A lady with the fear of God also earns my admiration.
I'll stop here for now. I hope it's not too much.

Stella my birthday is 16th of this month.

Sunkanmi Shogbesan said...

Yeah I prefer neatness to beauty. I luv tallies. Am obsessed wt dem tall girls, average or big boobs turns me on 4 life, am nt bothered abt bombom. Manners is worth millions and I dislike talkative especially ignorant ones ( dem cn ask useless questions) when deris noring to say we cn mak use of silence. There's noring bad in packaging bt don't com and be forming porch wen you cnt afford a bike.have faith believe in God last bt not the least what ar u bringing to the relationship? U dnt av to be employed u dnt av to av big businesses bt av d zeal to work or do something.

Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere said...

Obviously most men out there today are looking for slaves. Watch deadly women on crime channel, the meek, gentle and mumu looking/acting women are the men killers. Receive sense

Beloved said...

Uh la la ...V and V be killing them not me o


BTW do you have any Rrated Reads for Sale ?

Beloved said...

Ayakata.... Parasite with calling? ..Please explain further

Beloved said...

Killah ? Who is she ?

Anonymous said...

Legsssssssss

Beloved said...

Okay....Are you married ? In real life

Beloved said...

Lol

Greatlady. said...

Who is the woman that hurt you to this extent of hating?

Greatlady. said...

How does a walking step tell about a lady's background? I understand not the yagayaga walking step.
Me that don't have a walking step, does it mean I don't have a background?

Iphie dearie said...

Good oneπŸ‘

MhizVee said...

So Trinity if someone does not expose breast, d next thing is My Amaka? πŸ˜•

Bro Fide said...

1.Personality as relating to God
2.Shape
2.Legs

And most importantly I check to make sure she doesn't pick πŸ‘ƒ, Neither does she eats the treasures she derives from nose picking activities. Gosh!
Because nothing turns me off than this.
And guys let me tell you, they are out there and they do this alotπŸ€—πŸ€—

John Edet said...

@xxxtrinityxxx your boobs mustn't spill out before you can look hot or sexy. Except that's your selling point😏

Greatlady. said...

I understand that the angle of arguing he is talking about is: Girls that talk too much and may want their talk to be heard and taken instead of coming to a mutual agreement. Apart from the playful arguement, girls arguing with a man over a thing is nagging and in a way, it shows you don't have respect. And he may be the type of person that doesn't like argument esp when the argument isn't leading to an agreement.
Arguing is different from having a conversation and both of you are looking at different perspective.

@Arab, hope I spoke your mind. If I didn't, say what you mean

Greatlady. said...

Saloni, are u a man?

skampa doe said...

allergic to broke girls

Greatlady. said...

Awwwnnn

Iphie dearie said...

No no..
Don't group women together. You women?😳
Hunnay, A lot of women are all you typed up there and some..
Don't judge by the razzmatazz on Social media...
We still have women who know their self worth,that are extremely smart,confident and modest too.

Eeewwwww@Squirt for papa. Why I'm I running into that word recently though?🀣🀣🀣🀣

Anonymous said...

Intelligence, neatness( I love licking my plates) and be a lone ranger. Is that too much to ask..

Anonymous said...

I thought this is men's post?
Yesterday all the girls were ranting "god fearing"
After all these una abortions and "dashing" another man pikin, you come dey want "god fearing men"
where did you fear God?

Daniel Emesi said...

KSA...Knowledge, Skills and Attitude... Beauty... Na jara...oh...

Sunkanmi Shogbesan said...

Did u guys noticed most men ar nt seeking for a woman of financial abilities? And 99% of d ladies require men d@ ar financially stable, Reasons why gender equalities isn't possible in dis part of the world cos he wu pays d pipers dictate the tone

Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere said...

Bro fide no full grown 'normal' woman picks her nose and eats the stuff from it. Jeeeeez. Who does that!

Anonymous said...

Don't choke you how? Someone you just met?

Anonymous said...

Yesterday and today, na so so "god fearing" I dey read.
Who dey do all those anonymous confessions; no be ladies and guys on this blog?
All the f^ck and f*ck of both sexes, abortions, swapping babies for husbands, girls getting babies to suck their vagina, and some boys that get babies entrusted to them to suck their penises etc.
All the Chronicles that hide their names and emails even the one we read today'
All na "god fearing"; which god self?
Just hope Satan does not quarantine some folks for hell fire o cos their fake lives are too contagious

Vicxen said...

Word!! You are so deep, wow!. I am officially crushing on you from today.

Anonymous said...

All the fucknizers want god fearing women.
How many girls you don give money make they abort?
How many died in the course of such backyard abortions and you slipped away undetected; smooth operator sure?
When it is time to marry you are looking for god-fearing women; where dem dey?
You think say baba God na mugu?
If you too no repent fear God, na scorpion you go carry enter house

St.FranKooL.... said...

#A pretty face eventually gets old & a nice body changes, but a good woman will always be a good woman, you'll always be in style. Remember that*

Anonymous said...

You must not be that tall to be avoiding tall females

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Galore Galore!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Wehdone oo

Anonymous said...

Awwww
But pastor, what are you doing on this blog? πŸ‘€

Anonymous said...

@trinity maybe he wants her to kiss his feet

sholetoga said...

LMAO, I must peep in and hear this discussion oh.......welldone sirs

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Sandy and Rhoda come back let us read together jorπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I have Asun and Star Radler
Oya make una come sitdon😁

GALORE said...

See your mouth πŸ‘„

You don chop?



@Galore

GALORE said...

But you are shouting


@Galore

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Issorai

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
Nice one.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
i don't share food with the public

Anonymous said...

My kind of man

Fab Mum said...

I'll tell my sister I have found a husbabd for her 😘😘.
You have "kilt" it

Fab Mum said...

Parasite with a mission?? 😁 πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

I think I know u.

Anonymous said...

Greatlady ya head dey there. Atheist is just trying to sound special. You people that are so into outward appearance will miss a goldmine because you are too lazy to dig deeper.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Elastic, Elastically!
OsheyyyπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Anonymous said...

Iya Oshoronga yes ooo, give them sense.

Anonymous said...

i hate it when i want to bend my girl over and do doggy, i'll be seeing some particles oF dry shit. Pls whash ur Anus well mbok

GALORE said...

@Rhoda. ..lol

You sharp baje baje





@Galore

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha...

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

πŸ‘•πŸ‘–πŸ‘”πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘

Irrational_paul said...

Yeah thats definitely true

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

What if it's a padded shape?
Looks can be deceiving sometimes you know...

Heartbreaker loves TGW said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

You sound like you enjoy putting women down. Inukwa 90% smell abi wetin? So because you hang out with smelly dull women you dare to generalise us? You are dull to do that and just know you are also including your daughters and all your female relations and generations unborn. Olodo, instead of you to come out and say you hate women, misogynist like you. Don't give head na, who cares, I just pity the silly bitch that will give your smelly tool head. I won't be surprised if you stink like yesterday's rotten meat. Your type that complains a lot are the worse offenders, dirty lot.

Irrational_paul said...

Don't be too ugly... nd too fat dats all, nd good Brains

SANDY YO said...

Ayam back o nne. I don com balance proper.πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Anonymous said...

Knowledge of quantum physics is one of your requirements??? I'm a medical doctor and whilst I'm fairly more knowledgeable than most women my age, I know nothing about quantum physics! It'll be interesting to have an intellectual conversation with you, people like you end up quite a disappointment and are often the typical case of "empty barrels".

esohjay said...

The number one attraction for me is the level of intelligence. Then her command of English before beauty.


Am liable for what I say not what you understand.

Anonymous said...

Let me start with her good sense of dressing.i love dress killers.Her smile and good sense of humour.I hate bleachers or a girl with a heavy make up on her face.Then her step or walk.i love them girls with mild bowleg lol.They look super sexy to me.I love women that can serve God and also got swag.Also she must smell good and look very clean.Her height shouldn't be an issue cos I am already tall.That's it babes ;) Did I ask for much?lool!

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ˜—πŸ˜—
Can you be my number 1 blog boo?
I like your mindset



Anonymous said...

Yinmu 😏😏😏

KIDJO said...

Galore, G-string is even good....na rope I dey wear so we nor match at all.πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

KIDJO said...

U will like me more....my legs are very long and fullπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Sunkanmi Shogbesan said...

Greatlady u're highly intelligent + u ar indeed great

Beloved said...

Lol...Sandy make them talk their mind na


Yaah Peacemaker....leave instablog and come in here

Heartbreaker loves TGW said...

Word!!! Squirt for your papa got me rolling on the floor though πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Beloved said...

Greatlady !!!

Anonymous said...

I can't even comprehend what you typed here. Practice what you preach first .


Didi from Ogudu

Anonymous said...

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ kikikikikikiki v&v you try no be small. I gbadu you wella, but sha with all ya intelligence you let me down small. You come follow those BVs wey dey use been for being. You still try sha.

Anonymous said...

first thing i take note is her face
*her legs
*her height,not too tall cuz am too tall nd not too short
*her boobs,palm size lyk melon(egusi plant,paw paw size turns me off
*her skin,pls not too fair
*her shoes
*her butt not too big
xo after all d typos..jst look lyk tboss

Heartbreaker loves TGW said...

Ewwwwww @ nose picking.. I can't deal! Can't even hide the disgust I feel . Wheww

Beloved said...

You were shouting true true...lol

Anonymous said...

Vice and Virtue πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ officially crushing on you

FEROCIOUS said...

Please if you are wearing more than 2 of this at the same time, it is a problem.

Nobody really wants to date a toy.

1. Artificial hair.
2. Artificial eyelashes,eyebrows.
3. Artificial fingernails.
4. Padded breasts.
5. Padded hips.
6. Padded bum.
7. Artificial toenails.

You will still knack corset to give you shape that you don't have, cement your face with make up to give you beauty you don't have.
Ah,is this fair????

Some of you without makeup are very very very scary o. 😨😡😱

Babe, smell nice, dress well, have something(plenty) upstairs...

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

πŸ‘Œ

Sterling Archer said...

Her makeup, Booty and boobs...Shikena. Those are the very first things I subconscious take note of

Anonymous said...

I think galore is an up coming shemale

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Interesting 😁

Anonymous said...

Take your time ooo... Later now if your woman no sabi dress well you go carry eyes dey find all these innocent young, young gehs. Just take your time ooo

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Lolz 😁

Anonymous said...

This blog sweet die. Why u dey ask pastor that Kai question ni

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Look at my teeth πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘

Anonymous said...

True true, Comprehension dey hard una for here. Some of you don write JAMB tire, say your village people dey use your brain press breasts.

See wetin Stella talk:

Okay,Men whats the First Few Things U Take A Look at When a Lady Approaches U???

One person up there dey talk Quantum Biology and smelling vagina. Woman Waka meet you for the first time, na wetin you dey NOTICE????

You no well na. Olodo Rabata

Anonymous said...

Afi dress killers.

Dress murderers sef, inukwa?

Anonymous said...

Mbok wash your fingers and your peen and brush your teeth ko. In short bathe so you don't choke with your armpit smell.

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Hmmmmmm

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Anonymous said...

You try bo. So you have a bow leg fetish.

Anonymous said...

Lmaoooooo @ take my breath away...... I feel you bro.

Some ladies hair can smelllllllllllllllllll like rotten eggs and locust bean. Gosh ladies please take care of your hygiene. Please. Please. Not piling up make up on your face feeling fly. *pukes

Anonymous said...

Walking step? Me that I've been told I have 2 left legs hence, my walking step na die! How does that reveal the background mbok

Anonymous said...

Yimu, dey quote Raymond Shakespeare for your bed.

You never meet bomb pussy.
Bomb pussy go carry you lock you for cage.

Weed Chic said...

In her dad's sitting room? 😲😲

Anonymous said...

Which 'scientists'? The one in your villa?
Your 'scientists' are playing Baba Ijebu with your brain.

Please what is 'clean dark' abeg? I dey learn every day.

Anonymous said...

You just described moa. Lol

Anonymous said...

Didi, you sabi am before?

How do you know he doesn't practice what he preaches??


Gorilla from Igando.

Anonymous said...


Gorilla ke??

Goriola from Igando.

Roly said...

"Looks can be *deceiving* sometimes you know..."

Hian!! Blog Lord, ms childminer abeg take it easy!

Anonymous said...

Costume ke???

Na actress you dey try reason before???

Anonymous said...

Forget this looking natural story. The first thing that puts me off or endears me to a lady is her attitude. I also tend to avoid those ladies that are so ashamed of their ascent that they resort to talking like birds and tend and have the proclivity to use these terms: like duh, like seriously, e.t.c

Anonymous said...

Ladies, please wait for SnM. Please.

You know no weather na ritual killer be this, you don't already spread paent for yard line. #smh

*when somebody says 'my legs are the most beautiful part of my body, makes you wonder how the brain will look. *smh

Dainty T said...

Errmmm eskiss me sir, but you don't sound intelligent here naaa

Weed Chic said...

Don't mind them

Anonymous said...

Loll Trinity calm down. It's not that serious. You're all over this post like a skin rash jumping at these guys preferences.

This person has his preferences. Respect that.

Just like other should respect yours as well.

This is what he finds attractive.
Simple.

By the way, have you seen how beautiful Northerners look at their weddings and parties without their breasts hanging all-over the place?

Miyake said...

@Beloved, I meant “graduate with or without job" is preferable.
@SandyYo, Yimu right back at you, lol.
PS. I can manage someone who can't cook or fuck too well like an omega pro. - Those are learnable traits.

Miyake said...

I miss peacemaker so much. He's mysteriously unique.
I wish he'd come back.

FEROCIOUS said...

@Bro Fide Not seen any adult pick and eat to be honest. And trust me I study people a lot.

But I have seen full grown adults pick 'greedily' and roll between their fingers until it disappears into the sweat of their palms.

Some times when it's too hard to dissolve, they flick it with their fingers so the left over crust lands wherever and then wipe their hands on their clothes, seat, table edge... whatever.

If they are 'lucky' , they might find you to embrace and shake hands with immediately after. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I have a bit of OCD, so yeah...


Rhoda Rex said...

Lol

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