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Sunday, 4 June 2017

Sunday Laughs

Time to Laugh out loud!!

















I CHOOSE NUMBER 7..lol



MY BEST;THE LOOK ON THIS CHILDS FACE FINISHED ME:::I HAVE POSTED THIS MEME BEFORE THO*









LAUGH OUT LOUD


Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building.
Their conversation went as follows:


Ahmed: Omo e be like say na me that babe dey blow kiss


UCHE: Guy leave that one jare, no mind am
(then the lady signaled to him to come)


Ahmed: Omo the babe dey call me sha


UCHE: Ogbeni, no go


Ahmed: why you go tell me make I no go? Fine babe like that dey call me, you say make I no go


UCHE: Guy abeg no go, no go (feeling pity)


(Ahmed ignored him and went over to the lady, she went to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking.


Lady: (on opening the window) ha! That's my husband.


Ahmed: Yeh! Mo gbe ooo.


Lady: Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundry man and iron these cloths (pointing at a heap of cloths).
Ahmed spent the whole day ironing clothes because the husband never left home again that day.
The next day he went over to his friend's place.


Ahmed: Omo, shey you know say na cloth I iron throughout yesterday.


UCHE: Shebi I tell you make you no go? All that cloth wey you iron so, na me WASH THEM




WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALES?
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1. Female dogs become so wicked
when they give birth.
2. Female fowls chase people when they
hatch.
3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter
how hungry they are, but female lions do tear people apart.
4. And the most annoying one is... it is the female mosquitoes that cause MALARIA.
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Females get wahala! Walahi.!!!
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You guys can be the witness...
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True or false???


29 comments:

ola wealth said...

Female mosquitoes . ekare ooooo.. Mtchewwww

Chinyelugo Esther said...

Lolzzzz the child's face . epic!!!
Na me wash am .....hehehehehe

Esther Okoro said...

Hahaha.... Ahmed & Uche own got me laughing. Thanks for sharing.






God Bless Everyone.

Cisca Chesca said...

Lol... Funny!

Default Smile said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ i had a good laugh

Miss Ess said...

Free shopping day is it lol. Dammy krane, Choi.

Hadey Halaba said...

@EFCC twitter handler is the real deal mehn

Stella Igbokei said...

Lolz free shopping day

covfefe said...

Lol @na me wash d clothes

snow white said...

Kikikikikikiki...Stella has made my day.I swear that lady blowing a kiss from the window is wicked and I think the husband is aware. eiyaa

Candy said...

Rotfl @ d Edo joke. And that baby's look is sooo hilarious.

CEO Empress said...

Hahahahahahs!!!!!!!

Stella, you did North West my time at all!!!!

The Efcc Twitter handle na real case. ..27 billion to complete it 30 billion.

Ahmed and Uche joke really pumped me up with enough dose of laughter to last my day.

True to an extent at the female analysis, but we still have the best heart.

Top of the day Blog fam..

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Bless you too

Madame koinkoin a.k.a 'peace lover" said...

Hahahahahaha I enjoyed every , that last joke is so so true, thnks stella

Rhoda Rex said...

That child's face eh, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. She was the one that was asking mum :everyday breast milk, u nor dey make soup?

Abenaa said...

The EFCC guy has an extra sense of humour...
I am in a pensive mood today, not every day yeeyy yeyy yeyyy. ..

jelly said...

Very funny

KIDJO said...

Who did that Edo State meme, I will catch you in the spiritual realm😑😑😑😑

Sharon Aminu said...

All the clothes u iron,na me wash amπŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

AdeEsther (need quick loan? Call 09087090732) said...

Dammy krane own though

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Don't miss out on something that could be amazing just because it could also be difficult*

Jasmine said...

Efcc and their meme. Nice one

Kendrick's mum said...

So so hilarious

Lilly simple said...

Abeg that EFCC guy is crazzzyyyyyyy
Chaiiiiii
You got me rolling

AbaMade said...

Lol @ being added to a whatsapp group. The way the messages will be coming in eh, could be annoying sometimes. I'll go for 5, I have a list in my head.

treasure BB said...

The baby look so sezy... lol.. nice one

Anonymous said...

Whoever invented school, true talk.

Erica said...

Lolz..free shopping day o

Ehi Grace lace_material_uk 07448776953 said...

Don't mind them, they are jealous lol

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