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Wednesday, June 07, 2017

Wednesday In House News..

Having a good day?God dey!








BV MAMA NNUKU WAS ROBBED AND ALMOST STRANGLED:

One of Our Bv's mama Nnuku has been missing online for a while now...After some BVs called her she mailed me saying she had been robbed and monies meant for business collected....She said she was depressed from what she went through and wants to go quiet to heal from the pain of remembering..
*deep sigh*

I told her not to let 'them' win cos it looks like she was set up by someone who knew she had money for market the next day cos she said she even used her handbag as pillow..lol

.I am sure when she is ready,she will send in what happened,I dont know but please call her and encourage her if you have her number...I have told her to stand up and not let it fall her down...

*sad sigh*



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VACANCY: CUSTOMER SERVICE EXECUTIVE (YENAGOA)

Applications are required from suitably qualified candidates for the position of CUSTOMER SERVICE EXECUTIVE in a corporate firm located in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State. Interested applicants must be fluent in communication, polite,cheerful,a graduate of any discipline and female.

Detailed CV should be sent to mgtconsultant2014@gmail.com.  Please note:  this vacancy is only for persons resident in Yenagoa.

Shortlisted candidates will be interviewed at the company's Head office in Port Harcourt.

Thank you.

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BUSINESS MEME



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END TIME VISIONS 

I ran into an old class mate at a function last week. 'So, how is this news?' You would ask.

This lady, let's call her B,  she was my friend in school(not too close), same course, same class and we lived in the same building. We were together up till when we graduated a few years back. Now, B had an uncle in Canada who used to send her money and stuff, she told us back then that arrangements were in progress for her to join him over there after her first degree here. 

After school, we all bade B goodbye and even gave her our relatives' phone numbers in addition to our own for easy communication from obodo oyibo. Lol.

Back to our meeting, after the hugs and screams, we sat at a corner to gist. I asked B when she came into the country and got a shocker. Her mum had taken her to a PASTOR for prayers days before her depature and this Man of God saw her(B) in jail while praying. He thereafter convinced B's mum to cancel all travel plans in order to avert danger, he also told them that God does not approve of B leaving the country to any other country.

Long story cut short, B now works as a Senior Marketer in a Pharmaceutical company in Ogun State, her uncle in Canada was pissed and stopped sending money since the day her mum told him about the change in plans and the vision.

B is sad and broken but her mum calls the shot in her family, she can't even go to Cotonou, Benin Republic, on a vacation.
She continued sadly with tears welling up in her eyes, that the Pastor is still alive and has even added 'Prophet' to his titles and still 'consults' God on behalf of mum.

Now crying, she said she would have been married by now but Pastor Prophet always had something negative to say about all her suitors as her mum makes sure he checks the men out before starting any marriage proceedings. She said the Prophet even said the last suitor will die young because he would become so rich that armed robbers would kill him. Lol
Hmmmm, my fellow bvs, I almost cried with B my dear friend especially when I remembered my own ordeal in the hands of Pastors/Prophets/Prophetesses in those days before I got a brain reset.
My fingers are hurting already. I'm sure there are some bvs who had crossed paths with these 'MOG', I will bring you my own personal end time vision experiences tomorrow.


Mama Teee

This is the diary of a popular BV who wants to stay Anonymous...This is her second entry,she is an Iya ibeji wannabee cos that is what inspired her...She says this is true life.




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PLEA FOR PLUS SIZED WEDDING GOWN
good day Stella, i hope this mail meets you well. 
please i really need the help from my fellow BVs. i will be getting married in August this year, and because of lack of funds, i and my fiance is planning on a low budget wedding.
i am pleading with my fellow BVs who have a PLUS SIZE WEDDING GOWN they are not using or want to rent to please assist me and any other wedding items they are not using again. PLEASE MY FELLOW BVs HELP A SISTER IN NEED.
i can be reached via 08084888117.
God bless you all.

Thank you Stella.


Since you have a budget and it is plus sizes,get a tailor to make something for you that you can always wear later...it will save you a lot.




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VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!*
LAVICARES CORPORATIVE, a Micro Credit Scheme

Urgently requires the services of

*Credit Officers*

in her Benin Office;

Interested Applicants must possess minimum of OND, HND/BSC in any field.

*Applicants must be *STRICTLY FEMALES*

With a good knowledge of the financial market, Service delivery system, selling skills, outsourcing techniques and accounting principles will be an added advantage.
The pay package is very attractive.

*Applicants who must be resident in Benin City* are to submit their CV and Application Letter to;

The Human Capital Director,
LaviCares Cooperative,
Upstairs, Imade House,
Same Building with Biomed Laboratory,
Beside Unity Bank,
New Benin,
Benin City.

Applications are to be submitted in person or via email latest 
*MONDAY 12TH OF JUNE, 2017*

Send CV to Email : *lavicaresmpcs@gmail.com*

*PLEASE ONLY QUALIFIED FEMALES WHO MUST BE RESIDENT IN BENIN CITY SHOULD APPLY*

For enquiries
Call the Recruiter,
08029997158.

*Shortlisted applicants will be invited for interview from next week Tuesday*


Thanks.




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IYA IBEJI SERIES

MUGU MUMMY

My kids were having their costume party and I was even more excited because I love dressing up.

So I went to the store to buy costumes and oh they had such beautiful costumes. I made my choice and I was told 14k each.  My mouth fell "for wetin? Them dey eat am? Wetin them no go even wear go church sef. I thought I saw a 6k written somewhere"

Then the nice lady went on to explain that they had 2 types, the ones I picked are American and it's 14k each. China is 6k.

ME: Abeg give me the China ones sharply 
SALESWOMAN: madam relax are you not buying these for your children is anything too  good for them .

She don locate my mumu button she come being they press am. Long story short I left her store with the American costumes got home Sat on the floor and started thinking "shey this woman put Juju for mouth,  na me just fall mugu like this? "

Believe me when I say I spend my money wisely and carefully, but when it comes to these children I don't really have control.  
So 28k just go like that? How much is my salary?

Ha their dad must bear the cost too. So sitting on the floor I started devising means of collecting the money from my hubby, at least half of it.  Na so I begin they inflate prices of things needed at home. 
Most times when I don fall mugu for my kids I go dey find who go help me bear cost.  Who else but oga. 

The Iya beji 1


Sometimes nobody needs to bear cost and i see it as falling mugu jor,na the love when you get or them cause am.lol


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FEMALE TAILOR NEEDED
I'm in urgent need of a female tailor who will be making clothes at our fashion outlet.
The clothes will be made for kids aged 0-6 years (male and female).

She must be able to cut and sew successfully, with little or no supervision, should reside in Ibeju-Lekki Axis and be ready to resume on site at least 4 times a week.

Please, note that you will be paid according to the number of clothes you make in a month (even though there will be a flat fee attached to your commission fee).

If you're interested, please send a whatsapp message to 08022077444.

If you know how to make playmats, throw pillows, blankets, shoes, belts and crochet, please do whatsapp the number above.

Thank you.




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NA WAH OOOOOOOH:THIS IS NOT A CHRONICLE

Hi Stella,My chronicles may seem like it is not a problem,but it is an issue that has been bothering me a lot and causing unnecessary  headaches.

The issue is; I hardly understand what white people say.People with original American or British accent.I don't know if it's because they talk so fast and roll their words, and I just pick 4 out of 10 words they say.The black or African Americans and their talking is worst,because it gives me migraine.I strain my ears to hear them.

And no,I am not an illiterate or dullard.I am graduating from a  private university in Nigeria this year,with a degree in Pharmacy and very beautiful grade.Primary and secondary education was pretty good .I don't have a problem with my "R and L" or the "H" factor.

I hardly watch foreign movies without subtitles.Aside future intentions to work and live there,My  Fiancé's family are all based in the Uk.His siblings were born and bred there.His parents are Nigerians,but his mom was born there and has lived all her life there.His 7 siblings including my fiancee were born there.His dad relocated to Nigeria to start a company,and brought my Fiance when he was  5 or 6 to be with him in Nigeria.so basically, himself and his dad are the only people in the family with a Nigerian accent(but very clean one).They also have a pretty large extended family based in the UK and US.

Stella the days i speak to his Mum and siblings on phone or Skype,it is so distressing,I can hardly hear or understand them.it is always a case of; "pardon,what did you say??" or "you said what?" "can you repeat your last sentence" e.t.c. Sometimes I just pretend to be keeping up with the conversations and looking stupid with my replies or  purposely end the call and pretend like it's network.I think I am the only African with this problem.My friends and people around  seem to hear and understand what Americans or British say.Because no one has ever mentioned this to me.

My fiance and I hardly fight,but the most common thing for us to fight about; is how i pronounce  words.We could be in a very serious conversation; and he will cut me short to correct a word I didn't say right.Or mumble what I say and Giggle because it sounds funny to him.It can be so annoying sometimes,but I learn and correct myself.Other times I just get angry and explode,depending on my mood.

We have a very great relationship.Everyone comments how wonderful our marriage will be  blah,blah.We are so in love,our engagement was wonderful.He is a great guy,he flaunts me here and there;Among his friends and family,Social media e.t.c.He's handsome,God-fearing,very smart and articulate.But this English and accent thing is causing more harm than good.

The most disturbing of all is,I would like to further my studies in a foreign country.UK,US,Canada and Australia are tops in my book.How am I going to communicate with fellow students,how will I understand or hear what my lecturers or tutors will say?Can I cope??

Is there anywhere in Nigeria  I can learn how to speak or hear the American accent,I want to be able to flow with his family,I also don't want to struggle working or settling abroad e.t.c.Please drop suggestions on how I can improve my English or be able to hear and understand what Americans or British say,when they open their mouth to talk.

If there is a school for this purpose,i wouldn't mind registering and sitting for such classes.It's causing serious restrains to me.Thank you .


*I dont know what this is...You probably have some kind of speech hearing defect or so.......See a speech therapist 



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For more info, please call 0816-793-5151


I would love a BV to get this job.

Thanks a bunch.

BV Zoey Cabrini




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NOTE TO SELF....





255 comments:

  1. Wednesday IHN…

    Still got love for you’ll.

    *tearbra*tearpant*
    Joblesshousewife

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    1. Time to spill all including the *truthful lies*

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    2. Spill bug the bug! *zptays insecticides all over post & if you see her squash her, she's a bug😭😓😫😩😖😣😔

      Madam, you should have started watching America (whites in general) movies tay tay! It's helped my siblings & I a lot! We even understand the "whites" sarcasm! I pray God help you & keep your relationship intact in Jesusname, amen. Look for a school for accent training or pay a tutor, these helps too.


      ... Jesus is my worth!

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  2. Your ikpu shouldn't have gaping holes.
    Stop overusing your ikpu.
    Remember this: ikpu no get replacement so use yours wisely.
    Have a healthy ikpu day.  xoxo!

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    1. Hahahahahaha, Ikpu no get replacement true true o. Please which day is Ikpu day?

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  3. Welcome IHN
    Congrats LOLA OMOLALA, such a distinguished lady. May the light of FIN take you higher.
    I pray for the success of Lagos SDK party. This time around, I gonna rock it full time no dully.
    Healthy Ikpu should come out and explain intensely what “ILA OTU” secret group stands for. Former was Reddest Ikpu and now Healthy Ikpu so there must be a link thereof.
    Hello peeps, let’s keep the fire burning. Ngwa gwazie ndi yard unu. Hi Chike

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    1. Time to spill all including the *truthful lies*

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    2. Healthy Ikpu is right above you👆
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      How is baby@Adadioramma

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    3. Adadioramma biko no make Stella throw me out of this blog the way Sassy did on WhatsApp group chat... Lol

      Ila otu agaghi alatputa m oooo.... Lol

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    4. Stella do you really believe bv MAMA NNUKU was actually robbered.pls don't be fooled, remember how you have trusted that quincy cake lady and she was given 69,000 then and how we later found out she was a crook and a thieft.pls bvs that have evil intentions should stop taking Stella's kind of mind for granted.I don't know mama Nnuku but I have a strong feelings she is lieing,she is looking for other strategy to get money from bvs when there are hungry and genuine bvs that truly and actually needs all of this money going to some wrong hands for business.pls her chapter should be closed.I don't buy that her story,I don't know who is feeling same way. Stella pls think about this.don't let someone come to spoil ur hustle

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    5. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@Chike...

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    6. Lol, did Sassy throw you out? I didn't notice that o. You know it is not easy to be organiser, kpele, we will talk to her in the next meeting to re-add you.

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    7. Abeg where the Papa bia ra mo tu post dey? Thanks

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    8. @ Anon:14:52, check OKWU MBITE post by nwada AMANDA FAVOUR for yesterday.

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    9. Baby is fine Iphie, thanks.

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    10. Adadioramma don't worry i don't need the group again..

      Anon 14:52
      Go to yesterday's OKWU MBITE POST , you will find it there under Pastor Kris comment.... Lol

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  4. Ihn don land as e dey hot 🔥 🔥..
    I posted a joke this morning and someone took it south saying "she likes my begging style" Abeg if Na play make u stop am... If I wan beg, I go do am without shame, Shey na ur data I go use, Shey bi na me need something.....whoever says it should just stop cos I no like am..
    🎊 🎊 party mood activated
    Woli Agba.. Pass d agbara
    MA nowo Lori e toba twerk...
    MA nowo Lori e toba fun MI ni lap dance 💃, lap dance 💃..
    Twerk outta post....

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    1. Time to spill all including the *truthful lies*

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    2. 🎶🎵🎼🎵
      D do you like the dick
      F ama fuck eeh
      H H factor all man must high

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  5. Just as a general note You should eliminate any thought that there is an expectation that you do anything by any age. You don’t have to be married with kids by 25. It’s ok to be 16 and never been kissed. There’s nothing wrong with you if you haven’t graduated from college by 22. You’re not a failure because you don’t have your dream job at 30. There are no rules to life. You don’t get special points for achieving certain things by a deadline. Just go at your own speed. It’s not a race.

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  6. IHN abiala.
    Been a while I licked asses and sought attention 😝😜. Busy at the moment but will be back to thoroughly wipe those dang asses di mbada okay. A nam abia

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    1. Time to spill all including the *truthful lies*

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    2. Hello sultryyyy...waveshand

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    3. Lol@ Asses di mbada OK.

      Nne latest now bu ILA OTU... LOL

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  7. Nothing really in this life at all, saw the way moji was brought down and I think that should remind us all,no reason fighting one another most times. We are nothing but visitors here on earth. Kisses to my blog boo's. God grant my heart desire

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  8. Thank you Chisos!!!!!! Our Lahsa Apso that's has been Trying to born has just fired down 5 puppies!!! Yayiyayii!! 💃🏿💃🏿.... So if any one wants a Lahsa Apso, pure breed, holla at me!!.... Errrrm for a fee of cause!! 😆 am elated tho' 😘

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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  9. In house news welcome o.

    Thanks Sharon. I'm fine. Been busy. I appreciate.

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    1. Time to spill all including the *truthful lies*

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    2. Hi darling. How are you doing? Is been a while.

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  10. I Told a Slay Queen To Download IMO For Video Calls. And She Said No That She Prefers Anambra!!!.
    My Chest Is Doing Mhi Some How!! Biko Where Can I faint Comfortably😴??
    ****
    Justyswt; happy birthday to your daughter. God will keep her.
    tetrina; how are you doing??
    chikito; where are you??
    TGW; I love you like that💜❤
    Ed; hi🙋
    Bee10; waddap you🙋
    Ijay; hallo🙋
    Fab mum; hi 😘💙
    bloggie; awayu dear💚

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  11. Greetings from canberra Australia. Any bv in aussi, pls drop ur mail. Thank u and happy winter.

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    1. Time to spill all including the *truthful lies*

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  12. OMG! Glory to God for your life mama nnuku. It is well with you.

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  13. EPISODE 6

    He held his head in his hands, it was spinning. His ears were threatening to burst, he could hear loud screams and voices, he started seeing shapes, something looked like a three headed monster then it changed into a flying goat. He couldn't scream, images swim in and out of focus. He felt strength slowing leaving his body, he could feel his soul locked in a fierce battle as it tries to follow his strength. He couldn't think, he couldn't breathe, he was suffocating, he couldn't scream for help, he can't see. He felt lost in a tumultuous space. Cold sweat broke out of his body but he didn't feel it, he was viciously fighting for life over death... Then peace, everything was still.

    " Guy, guy" Isaacson shook his bunkmate. His bunkmate blinked and shut his eyes again.

    " Leave him alone, let him rest a little bit longer" one of their roommate said.
    The bunkmate fully opened his eyes and looked around, he couldn't understand what was going on neither does he know who they were. He was alarmed and it showed as his eyes bulged, he was confused, a pool of water surrounded him and he is naked from the waist down. He tried to talk but nothing came out of his mouth.
    " Guy just keep calm" Isaacson opened his wardrobe and brought out a pair of shorts, he wore it for his roommate and stepped back for the other roommate, his bunkmate was lifted and they made their way to the school's clinic.

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  14. Create a life that feels good on the inside, not one that just looks good on the outside..

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  15. Am I the only one not reading this iya Ibeji Series???




    *Larry was here*

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  16. Time to spill all including the *truthful lies*

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  17. CONTINUATION

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    " Are you sure you didn't know what he took"? Doctor Orela asked Isaacson.

    "No"

    " Okay, alright." Isaacson realized to his dismay that his bunkmate absurd Tramadol and a mix of substances. He was disappointed and mad at his bunkmate at the same time. His bunkmate is brilliant and religious, what could have led him to taking drugs. He angrily cleaned the mess his bunkmate made and laid down to sleep, but he couldn't he has a lot of things to ask his bunkmate and taking drugs is top of the list.
    His bunkmate was discharged the next day and they both returned to the hostel together. Isaacson was too furious to talk to his bunkmate but he eventually overcame his anger. When they were alone in the room, he asked his bunkmate what happened. To his surprise his bunkmate burst into tears.
    Through his tears, his bunkmate narrated how he was introduced to Tramadol
    " They told me I would able to read longer if I do, and I need to maintain my GP to make my Mum proud. I just got too frustrated with the school system, I read hard but I get low marks. I just wanted to prove to my Mum that I am not playing and wasting away here" he wiped his face and bowed his head in shame.

    " It's okay guy, but don't you think you are damaging your brain with the drugs you take? Isn't it better for you to read and still maintain your sanity that run mad or worse die from taking drugs?" His bunkmate continued to sob. " It's okay. If it helps we can study together, the best thing is to have a plan that works for you"

    His bunkmate nodded and they both hit their knuckles together before he laid down to rest.

    The next day, Isaacson's bunkmate threw the satchets of tramdols he had into the bin in the hostel. He was done.


    Good afternoon people. Have a lovely day ahead.

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    1. Chameleon where have you been??

      Pipi and juliana is out of fashion... Lol

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  19. Hi every one, hope I'm first

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  20. isoko man wife7 June 2017 at 14:04

    Chronicles of team snoop 👀

    From that day,anytime she sees me,she looks the other way. If she sees me and him,she says hi to him and completely ignore me. Me I no kuku send.

    A few weeks after the incident,my guy was suspended from the choir. The girl had gone to the church to report to the pastor. She told the pastor a girl was living with him...blablabla

    Hian,to that extent...i called my big sis and she brought out her ruthless Etisalat sim (the sim was specifically to wade of chicks wandering around her hubby or sisters guys).

    First text message: Babe I know what you did. And I'm all out for you. So you think you can just tell lies about somebody.

    Second message: Remember the abortions you did for Peter (I cunningly found out from my guy who her boyfriend is and he said he sees her with peter all the time),I'm going to tell pastor about it and I will let the whole choir know.

    Her reply: Who is this please?

    My sister: If you like yourself,don't come to church tomorrow,cos pastor will definitely call you out. I'm going to see him now to tell him.

    Mission accomplished. True true she had done abortions for Peter. Cos That was the last I saw her in church till we graduated a few weeks later.

    Ps: My guy proposed to me the last day he wrote his final papers..oh it was wow..that was in August..November we had our introduction,by February we were married.

    The pastor that suspended him felt so ashamed when we went to give him our invitation card.😃😃

    His proposal was something else..it didn't wow me,but it meant a lot to him,and that makes me happy.😍

    Maybe I'll share the proposal story😉

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    1. I said it, that you sounded victorious @ d tone of your name. I like your smartness jare and am sure she learnt her lesson too.

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  21. "When your words and action match, people know they can trust you" - John Maxwell

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  22. In house News is here....

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  23. *sings*
    Fabmum give me zobo
    I want to marry you
    Fabmum give me zobo

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  24. 20Death and Destruction are never satisfied,
    and neither are human eyes. Prov. 27

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  25. Hello people. Chike thank you so much, I saw your shout out the other day. Priya how are you............

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    1. Time to spill all,including the *truthful lies*

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    2. I'm good baby and you thanks.

      How was your mum birthday?
      I missed you baby,and I love you

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    3. Just how are you and you don declare love n misses.

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  26. Aw! Mama nnukwu pls take it easy be consoled. Its a good thing u are atlst safe. God will send you help.

    Long time no comment. Sunny afternoon over here.

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  27. The person with the speech ish, I think you would adapt if you mix more with people that speaks the way you don't understand. Or you watch their movies with the subtitle so you understand their pronunciation.

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  28. Stella please check your mail box,I sent you a mail three days ago.

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  29. Stella do you really believe bv MAMA NNUKU was actually robbered.pls don't be fooled, remember how you have trusted that quincy cake lady and she was given 69,000 then and how we later found out she was a crook and a thieft.pls bvs that have evil intentions should stop taking Stella's kind of mind for granted.I don't know mama Nnuku but I have a strong feelings she is lieing,she is looking for other strategy to get money from bvs when there are hungry and genuine bvs that truly and actually needs all of this money going to some wrong hands for business.pls her chapter should be closed.I don't buy that her story,I don't know who is feeling same way. Stella pls think about this.don't let someone come to spoil ur hustle

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    1. Haaa,, so much bitterness, is it ur Money dat will be given to her?,,smh

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    2. Why na anon are you sure of this your own version?

      Vera it is well with you!

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    3. Na wa for you o ��,how you take conclude this your theory,leave everybody to their conscience.

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  30. Chike my darling, ugebe m, Prince charming. How are you? I was under the SP tree with flowers in my hair and my skin glistening in the bushes. Until my day took over. How are you?
    Anyway, my sweetheart let me give you small advice (tintili)
    TRY as much as possible to not join Whatsapp Groups, especially ones with strangers in it you hear? I hardly see any of such groups without drama I have enough drama in my life already. Can't come and kill myself over shenanigans. Let me give you small gist....

    There was a day my former boss called me into his office and gave me his phone to read the messages dropping in his alma matter's reunion whatsapp group. Hehehe.... I'm talking Army Generals, CEOs, MDs of Banks.... Insulting each other for almost one week. My boss was just laughing. It all started with a written phrase going down memory lane, being misunderstood or taken out of context by another party. These messages later turned to live threats and someone's husband (a top lagos businessman) even took the phone from his wife to fight for a her after introducing himself. It was at that point boss just had to ask for an opinion.
    Just picture FFK and Dino Melaye type of drag-me-dirty-slum-talk fight. Asking some women there 'no be me f**k u for under staircase? Now u dey form MD of what and what'. Very disgusting i must say, i didn't know when my mouth hung open. So if a group with prestigious people could go south, how much more a group with anon abusers in the mix? The drama-free ones have participants who are obviously walking on eggshells as they chat. Cos there's no way you include banter that the group won't go in flames.

    But if you must be in such groups (maybe because you cant avoid it), here's what you do:
    1. Introduce yourself and state that you are happy to be in the mix, you look forward to bla bla.... you know, just a polite entry.
    2. Afterwards, keep the group notifications silent, just so you aren't tempted to check when a message drops. When they start fighting, you won't even get an alert.
    3. Keep your comments about the 'subject'. Dont digress. If anyone tries to make you digress, please steer it back to the subject immediately. If its not about payment, venue and responsibilities, etc don't bother commenting.
    4. If your name isnt called on a subject matter, sidon look them. If it is called on top smelling matter, please exit sharply.
    5. If you must throw jabs at anyone, do it privately where both of you can laugh and end or escalate it between yourselves.
    6. Always leave the group after its purpose has been fulfilled. Leave no room for matters that extend. Make who wan stay there dey do post-event gossiping, have a field day.

    Ndo oh? Di m oma. 😘 (hope i got it right?)

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      You are learning the Igbo fast fast ezigbo Nwunye m ma obi di ya 😘😘😘

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    4. @miss priya hmmmm.... yes oh! I have to be a good wife nau. Abi?

      @bee10 #hailings!! 👊🏽

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    5. Chikito stop lying I so know you are in That group, u are just lying

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  31. pls house, where do pple buy raw acid from?
    I need some right now. yea! jungle justice cos police wll bail him wit connections.
    a rapist must die!

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  32. Lagos beeefeees, comon (lemme call eat) 'gate togeda' dat yhu pipu are planing, yhu are behevin like shilren..... woht if eat was parri???, eye wander how yhu pipu wheel behev...

    tomoro dia, if yhu enta shorsh oditorium., na adolt shorsh yhu go attain minawile na tinejas shorsh some of una soppose attain.


    eye arm steal worshin yhu pipu frum the eye plaziz.

    mama Nuku, eye arm xoxo xorri for yhua thefery. God wheel sea yhu thru.

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  33. Good afternoon Stella and bvs thank God we made it today lovely day to everyone

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  34. Hmmmmm,i'm supposed to be listening to this lecture on contraception...and I zoned out.*sigh*.

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  36. Mama Nnuku Pele o. Don't let the robbers win over u. Snap out of that depression.

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  37. Good afternoon lovers and trolls 🖐

    generate plenty talk. I'm still in shock at the level of degeneration. Poverty in the deepest part of some people's soul is actually not the problem, not Buhari.

    @fab mum them say we be FABUlous 3 now 😂 oshisco!

    @semi-chronicle poster please see a speech therapist. Must be very frustrating. Pele

    @mama nnuku this is quite sad. Sorry about your ordeal. Its really painful to lose money in these times. Pele

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      Chike Comman carry ya tips.. lol

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    4. @oluwadarasimi I'm fine. How are you? Life takes over sometimes jare. If we don't work hard how would we have energy to cause trouble?

      Iphie dearie I don't know what happened to the first part of my comment. This was what I wrote:
      @iphie dearie chai! Milk? As in MILK dey Na it dey generate plenty talk..... I was too upset i to even comment when I saw it. To the extent Stella ahead to address the person. Poverty is bad truly. It's very bad and may God deliver us all.

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  38. d bastard raped my little girl in d guise of a born again family friend.
    and who says jungle justice isn't go.
    I go do pretend like nothing happened

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    1. Jesu Christi!
      Pls calm down ma! Acid is not d way 2 go bikonu!😱😱

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    2. Oh No. This is horrible.
      Justice can still be got if you escalate the matter dear.
      As tempting as it is to bath the MF with acid,pleaseeeee take this case up so he can rot in jail

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    3. Really? Is there no other revenge than acid? Your kitchen knife is your greatest weapon but use codedly to avoid blame. Then report to higher authority.
      But why is evil ruling this world now? My little niece was gisting me yesterday how her classmate (Jss 2) was raped by some bad gangs in their neighbourhood. As if that wasn't enough, they tied her up thereafter and was smoking. Thank God they are cooling off their evil heads now at the police station. I Pray Kirikiri prison will soon welcome them.

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    5. Dont take the law into your hands. Its painful let go he will get his own Karma.

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    6. It will not be well with him.what a wicked world.So sorry madam.please take care of your girl and deal with the bastard.😢😞😩😞😢😖

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      Madam please if you can get guys to bundle him and cut off his dick, fry it and give him to eat, pls do.
      Namsense!
      God knows i will do worse.
      Trust these days is hard mehnn...
      So sorry about this ugly incident

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  39. Lmaooo at chronicle, the one that is difficult for me is when a core englishman speaks and speaks fast, i'll just be squinting my eyes, Hehehehee, but if u live n hear dem frequently, you'll get used to it.

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  40. Santiago is the red lion, in the son i never knew. If i am the director, i will not allow hans to kill denise. Both of them would have turned themselves in. Hans killing denise does not make sense to me.

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  41. Madam English/American accent,this your chronicle is funny,you have to be patient on your own part to hear them especially since you want to travel abroad. When traveling,you will need to do elts exam,and for the speaking, you might be appointed a British as your examiner,so what do you do then,just try and listen carefully,you will hear them,and again you can buy an audio tape to listen to.

    Mama Nnuku , sorry about your loss,God will replenish you.

    Iya Ibeji 😁😁😁😁,it happens like that jare,as for me,I can do aroro for myself,but when it concerns my kids, I go all the way 💋💋💋💋💋

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  42. Welcome IHN
    Wow!
    No face of IHN?
    Stellz pls can I send my son's pix?😂
    Mama Nnuku,the devil is a liar.......pls stay strong for us.
    It's well....e-hugs.
    Una doh!!

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  43. Lols @ the speech lady. I think you need to start attending School of eloquence. They will brush your spoken English up. I once heard a friend talk about it, ask around for anyone in your area.

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  44. I thank God for a new day. May God bless everyone's hustle.

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  45. Mama Nnuku ekpele ooo. Sorry ooo. I know it is not easy, you wont meet them again Amen. I just thank God that yesterday at that Idumota bridge, dem no appear at all, those thiefi thiefi boys. Thank God for your live. It is well.

    Today di ka kpomkpem. Let me go and read again.

    Blog visitor writing about MOG, wetin dem do you. When you guys meet bad ones, you term everyone as same. Na una sabi.
    My life is never the same having met my Own Bishop and things moving sweetly and fine. May God help you all from meeting babalawo MOGs Amen.

    Let me eat first, will come and read and comment later. This is part 1, part 2 is coming

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  46. Mama Nnuku pele oh. In this buhari times to get robbed is enough to make someone fall sick sef. May God replace all that they have stolen from you.
    End time visions...Stella I just had one this afternoon. I don't know if to believe or not, if to agree to what was said or reject and continue my prayers. I'm tired of all these...sometimes I have this nasty suspicion that people capitalize on what am going through to churn out whatever they feel like and term it prophecy so it's tiring trying to shift out the truth from the lies. I feel for your friend oh, imagine been held hostage psychologically like that. May God silence every tongue that is speaking lies and confusion into innocent people's lives amen.
    Poster complaining about the speech barrier why don't you attend all these speech therapy and grooming classes? It will help and also make you more confident in relating with your future in laws.

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  47. Oh my God, poster having issue"with original American or British accent" cracked me up. My dear relax, you are not alone here. I was once in your shoe. I nearly resigned from my workplace as a result of my boss constant complaint and repetition of instructions. Haba, the man can talk fast for Africa. I preferred him sending me a mail rather than phone conversation or having one on one conversation. But now, I can discuss and interact with even Trump. I advise you to start watching foreign movies and try to concentrate. Mingling with people with british accent would be an added advantage too. Proudly Africans. Ngwa gwazia ndi yard unu.

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  48. Anon 14:12 see all these moto mechanics, they will give you acid if what you said is true.

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  49. Iphie dearie, you know that you busted yourself with your annoymous go wrong.so stop forming what you are not. Odighi bu odighi. It is remaining fabmum

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  50. There's a difference between speaking with affectation which is what you want to "learn" and speaking articulately which everyone I believe should strive to achieve.
    Ask yourself probing questions as regards your speech and comprehension, you should be able to get answers from there because I went to a proper grammar school and everything I know today as regards English language started from the foundation that my teachers laid.
    Plus you'll cope very well in te abroad, afterall some chibok girls recently graduated from high school there.

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    1. Watching Reality shows will help the Poster too.
      Most people that learnt other people's language did that watching movies... Julian Rancic is a typical example.
      Gradually she will start picking more than few words from a whole sentence.
      Amaka H♥️ How are you doing?

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    3. It's Juliana Rancic,@ Iphie
      Tnk me now

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  51. My niece tummy is swollen, abpnd pooping is difficult for her. Have run series of test but to avail. Any solution pks

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  52. #Don't wait for things to be perfect before you decide to start enjoying life*

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  53. Stella this comment was not posted yesterday, I hope its not offensive to you, pls I'm sorry if it does. I see people ask and get good answers.
    Pls house I need recommendations for a good cream that I can use to restore back my complexion. I'm light chocolate colour, but I am now very dark since I came back into the country frm S.A. I was using Vaseline intensive care lotion with Lux soap over there and it was good on my skin, unfortunately, I kept using it when I arrived naija and I am now very dark. I use it with Dudu osun here. Pls I need a good one within the range of 1k or 1500 like the Vaseline lotion as I'm just trying to find my bearing here. Hope the dudu osun too is ok.

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    1. My dear, those creams that work abroad don't work in Nigeria. Our environment is toxic to the skin cos of dust and dirt. Also, it's very humid and hot so you should naturally prepare to go one at least one shade darker. The first thing you need to get is SUNSCREEN in Nigeria, for face and body. I've been using sunscreen since my Uni days so I can't do without it. Get a known brand not all those Chinese ones cos you don't even know if the claims are correct. Forever living product sunscreen is good for dark skin. If you ain't using sunscreen then avoid the sun - like if you have a 9-5 that keeps you indoors. But don't dream of any good cream in the range of 1k - 1,500 cos this is Nigeria my dear. Maintain your black soap and try use an exfoliating cream for night time. Creams that have AHA or Urea as active ingredients are gentle exfoliants. That should be okay for chocolate skin. I hope fab mum can also chip in a word or two.

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  54. So after reading what happened to Mama nnukwu, someone will have the mind to say we should pity thieves and fraudsters smh. Take heart Mama nnukwu, God will see you through.

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  55. Hello from the other side😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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    2. Elastic where you dey bia oooo
      Nwunye gi na eke kwa nsusu.... Lol

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    4. Going well dear,thanks and yours😘😘😘😘

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  56. No faces of IHN today?
    Imagine getting robbed of your hard earned cash. Kpele dear @ mama Nnuku. It's painful but don't be depressed please. When life throws lemon at you make a lemonade out of it. It is well with you. The Lord is your strength. You'll come out stronger, you'll see.

    How do people center their lives on prophecy from men of God? Some of them will use one as guesswork and you'll take it hook, line and sinker. I pray the lord wash the foolishness from those kind of brain.

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  57. Stella pls help and appeal to GLO, you will subscribe and it will be useless cos you cant use it.

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  58. Hmmm This girl with chronicles..Why you dey oppress us with i-wanna-wanna-garra-garraa things. Congrats say u don get i-wanna-wanna-gar-garraa family..Go see speech therapist at LUTH you hear..Good Afternoon dear BVs, Dear Mama Nnuku this shall pass at the fullness of time, U need to encourage yourself in the lord..I want you to read 1 Samuel 30:1-8..Very sorry..u will remember today and laugh..It is well..

    Anonymous 14: 12 to what gain in buying acid?? using the acid on someone, will it change the situation?? Be wise and dont be a tool for the devil..

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  59. My niece tummy is swollen, and pooping is difficult for her. Have run series of test but to no avail. Any solution pls

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  60. Miss Aboki is Cat eyes your second ID. The 'seriously serious o" you dropped as comment. I confuse, pls explain. Txs

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  61. Hmmm babe who no dey hear oyinbo speak.
    Maybe you have a hearing defect? How do you listen to news, music, movies people then??

    And I guess all your lectures were conk Nigerians?

    Perhaps you should try an Elocution instructor.

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  62. Lady with speech problems, you dont have much problem, just continue practising with your mirror. Listen to speech video. Google is your friend or visit a speech counsellor to help you. It is well.

    My oga for office na nigerian oyibo, if he speaks na by the grace of God, so now i am with the flow with him. I hear everything he says, so oya dey practice your own.

    Hahahaha Iya Ibeji i dont use to read this your chronicles but now i cant just laugh, hahahaha na really mugu mummy. The woman use sweet mouth no be juju. Me too don fall for that their trap and i ask myself if i be mumu or what.

    Those of you complaining of how to get slim, better start drinking Legend Green Tea, that was what i took for a year and i became so slim now i am looking for the weight. You can see i have started taking zobo, may be i go blow small.

    May God bless those looking for jobs, i dey feeel una ooo. Not easy at all. God is still on the throne

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  63. Anyone tried potato to try dark marks?

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  64. Hakuna matata, What would I do without my Boo T, even with my kolo he's still sweet to me. I know you will read this here and want to say I'm sorry for wahalaing you.I won't go wacko again😆
    June baby , how far that ur iyamileko hairline😅😅😅😅.
    Ib , is there still light in your place?

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  65. Anon 14:24 you can use Idole soap, the lightening soap Idole. Am sure it will help you.

    If i say use cream now, you will shout. My cream am using is from N25,000. so make i dey go, i no want insult. Oya bye bye

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  66. Abeg where can I buy tigernuts in Lagos. I got a contact from someone on the blog, the person said 2,500 for 1kg. Na so the thing dey cost my people? Even my Kelloggs no cost reach like this o.

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    2. Mallams that "kiri" with barrow sell it nah.

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  67. The devil has really tied people's destinies..The Bible says my people perish due to lack of knowledge..The question people fail to ask themselves is ''If God can make this man or woman a prophet and speak through him, why cant he speak through me..Psalms 82 vs 6 says ''YE are gods and sons of the most high''..How you give someone so much power over you when both of you will give account on judgement day..Some people are so spiritually lazy that they cant cry and pray to God for direction or study the word..You hardly hear them say ''God said'' but ''My prophet or Pastor said''..Dear Poster The lady has made the prophet her Alpha and Omega so tell the lady to better find her path, grow up and cut off her mother's apron strings..

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  68. I couldn't find my regular red mangoes so I bought this green ones. Chai, disgusting pieces of shit. Will rather no eat mangoes again than try that rubbish. Nyama!

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  69. hahahahahaha Anon 14:12 una no go kill person for this blog. Na really make she no kill una hustle.

    All of you lying to win favour from blog visitors and Stella, just know that your day of reckoning will never pass una by. Make una continue with sob sob stories oo to take money from blog visitors. You all should know you are heaping hot coal on una heads.

    Anon talking about Santiago and Hans, so una dey my club abi? Una let them dey abuse me everytime. Una head no correct at all

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  70. Mama Nnuku so sorry, please shake it off and move on.
    The lady stressing about communicating abroad you will be fine, dont even stress yourself. There are people that cant even speak or understand a word of English. So you see you are far better.As per understanding its okay to ask them to speak a bit slowly with you theres no shame in it. It gets better with time.

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  71. @ the
    'Phoney' lady, I just remember how I handle my pronunciation problem, Me I don't talk much when I'm speaking with people who have or think they have 'accent' oo

    While talking with them, I only answer in mono-syllables when necessary, make person no come dey form for me say I no sabi pronounce well. Who 'Phoney' epp sef?

    Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

    Mama Nnuku ore mi, it is well with you. The Lord shall restore all you lost.

    Prophets and visions? I don't even go near any church where they see vision before them go come scatter my life with their vision, come add to my beggy beggy and baby mama status...

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  72. Anonymous 14: 24..Why not try Nivea™ Natural Fairness or smooth sensation and mix it with this tube lotion(Epiderm, its blue in color)..Use it at night only..you will get your color back and use Fair and White soap..

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  73. My pastor said that he don't like celebrating birthdays because of what happened when pharoah and herod had their birthdays. They all end in tragedy

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  74. Arm robbers die by fire .

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  75. I think the "not a chronicles" lady just needs to watch movies without subtitle... try listening to foreign songs, watch telemundo n zee world... listen to documentaries. You will improve.

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  76. mama nnuku something tells me u are lying and my instinct never fails.

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  77. oh Atiest!!! woht did yhu jos do??? yhu didint onli tale her how to gate an acid, bet yhu tole the wole wolrd whu Neva new. now the shilren of the wolrd wheel set out on an atarkin spree be eat rep or wohteva.

    the lizad sed; he has no problame with doze chessin him to kill, bet whu he has problame with is the bystanda whu says "dere eat is, dere eat is".


    #eyeOlredyNewHowEatCoolBeCotBetEyeWoolntTaleHerEvunIfSheWerTobiMySis
    #eyeArmTotallyAganesRep
    #GodHaffMessyOnUs.

    Kim Nana *side ice*

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  78. Anon 14:33 mallams dey carry am waka for their tuke tuke. You can go to Oyingbo market and get some.

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  79. Good afternoon all, sorry about that mama nnuku, God that made it for you before will do it again, good luck to those applying for works, and may you allhave a great day, my yoriyori trust you are fine

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  80. MEMO TO BV VILLAGER:

    PLEASE NOT THAT I AM WRITING IN CAPS.

    I CAN SEE THAT YOU NOW DO HASHTAGS:::STOPEEET THERE

    I NEVER RESPOND TO YOU BECOS I AM YET TO READ AND UNDERSTAND WHAT U TYPE SO PLEASE I BEG U IN GODS NAME DO NOT ADD HASHTAG COS IT WILL MAKE IT EVEN ''DIFFICULTER''...
    PLEASE I BEG:

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  81. Hello everyone. How is the preparation for lagos party going. If i don't attend Germany party, let me attend Lagos own. Last last, party is party.

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  82. Anon 14:14 sorry about your little girl. Why will the idiot do that. While i support you handling him in your own way, please find a way to go about it so that you wont be in trouble with the law.

    You can send people to deal with him and he wont know it is from you. Sorry about that. Hope your girl is getting better. Chai

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  83. hahahahahah Stellakoko. I pity people that read this villager comments. Nonsense comments that dont have sense

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  84. hahahahaha Bee10 Mama Twins. You know i be twins, oya come and hug me and tap too.

    Thank you jare, i will try and get cucumber. I still get 2 bottles inside Freezer self. Thank you ojare

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  85. Not hearing British or American accent isn't a problem, if Ijebu people speak their accent even as a Yoruba you won't hear nothing. Watch movies that gets you familiar with the accent of interest. When you get there and mingle it gets better. Many people are in Arab speaking countries and making it, do they enroll for Arabic classes first? No.

    Lady with prophet issues, how old are you? You are a graduate and can't seek your own path different from that of your mum? Worship elsewhere and see if you will be getting same negative confessions, if you can't make it on Sundays then do midweek service elsewhere, I will advise you don't let your folks know about these. All the best

    The squatting mama nnuku, sorry for your loss. Such a terrible experience, far beyond the money but the flashing of the scenes. Brace up and thank God for sparing you. With life there is hope.

    It's not the marketing but because I want the best for my kids always.

    MrsBee

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  86. Stellakus as u re d queen of proofs and verification, hw did u verify Nnukus claims and what are the proofs, U kip giving our hard earn money to nnuku and Olori isis and thelma why are u like this, they kip using ur head and u refuse to listen to advice

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