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Wednesday, 14 June 2017

Wednesday Laugh....




You open your mouth wide and attempt to cry and she screams ''IF I HEAR PIM!!'' and your mouth slowly closes back and you continue crying noiselessly....oh we been there!

Or she sees you crying and asks ''ARE YOU CRYING''? ..And you reply that you are not..LOL

87 comments:

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

I can't relate, my mum beat me just once as a child and it was because I lost money.

Beloved said...

Nnu PIM...mbe gi ire ! lol

Brandedme said...

I can relate

charitybino said...

Haha haha I can relate

Sauceesalt said...

Lol Mothers though

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol

GIFT E THE JAMB GIRL said...

Lol.now I miss my parents.

Anonymous said...

Pim

ola wealth said...

PIM
PIM
PIM
PIM
PIM

Gorgeous Lilian said...

Funny.

Martins Aboy said...

If i hear "Pim" you will hear "nwiiiiiiiiii"...

Kai,mothers ehhhh!!!

@MARTINS ABOY

Pipi Lee said...

Lmaooooo...was about writing same.
All hail our African Mothers

Rukky's cakes @rukky_cakes said...

Lol

Kachi said...

The " u'll hear nwiii" part is even for considerate mothers, for some baddo mothers, the if I hear pim is well enough to factory set one's soul, spirit and body.

Bold Marehi said...

Hahahahaha so true, our mothers ehn, they funny for africa.

Anonymous said...

My mom used to tie me up and beat till I won't be able to walk or seat for days
She do insert pepper in my vagina too and I am always scared that I might end up having problem conceiving in future
It all started when her pastor told that I and my siblings are witches and wizard
He do stop by at our house to narrate how we flew all night to our coven and ate innocent people's flesh and bone

I can't forget the day she used cutlass on my sister and my dad was just watching

She has stopped the beating because we are all grown now and I am still staying with them

Can't wait to finish with school but lautech isn't helping matter

All I owe my so called mom and dad is just financial support and I can swear it with my life that they would not know or recgonise my kids if I should ever get married....


Cynthia Iyede said...

I can't relate.

SANDY YO said...

I can so relate o! Nnu PIM eh, mmapu gi ntiπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Miss Ess said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‹

Cute hajia Omo Mummy said...

Lol... Sweet Mama... I can cry for Africa, so Mum ll tell me hold my lips with my hand. She ll be like " To ba gbin!

Cutestniki said...

Lam nu Pim ka igwam ihe na eti gi 😰😰😰..my mama get am grade 1..sweetest mother ever

Pepperdem(i sell uk used mini and big laptops call 08150582759 @affordable prices) said...

If I hear pim...😊

linda adaeze said...

Chai my mom was really strict on me, see life now we are doing twinny upandan sharing handbag and clothes. Lol

Sterling Archer said...

That nwiiiii na Beta slap

Anonymous said...

Pim!

Bootylycious diva said...

if i hear pim ,my mum sleep well i know you are in a better world .I still use that word too

Brandedme said...

U miss

AGELESS T said...

My mom too. But her words dey pain more than cane. Dad can beat you blue black.

MhizVee said...

Hian

Anonymous said...

Lol my mum will say m nu pim asum gi isi na ala

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

Hahahahahahahahah my mom doesnt lay her hands on us. The the kind eye she will give you is enough to send cold shivers down your spine.
That woman can give side eyes for africa.
Sometimes i prefer her beating me sef than giving me those side eyes.

Chiamaka Ezeani said...

Sometimes I wonder if they used to have association where they plan all this things even the sign language

Fan Emmanuel said...

Obara Emma!

Sharon Aminu said...

What...???

Anonymous said...

Chai. . Fear God nne, you lie too much.

Pipi Lee said...

Wow!
Demonic pastor! He shall rot
in hell

ola wealth said...

What???😲😲😲

Doppelganger like just once???
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
My mum I raise hand for you where you are..

I have 3 types of Cain. Let me stop here.πŸ˜–πŸ˜–

Pure Nigerian said...

Then press the car horn, that's a piiiimmmmπŸ˜‚

Sassy Meruche said...

Lmao,I ji ya Beloved! My mom would whoop your ass and expect you not to make noise.If you cry,na double wahala be dat o.

Jasmine said...

Pim.


My mum can beat for Africa. My father hardly touches us but when he does, you are dead

Jasmine said...

Haba. Just forgive

ola wealth said...

My dearπŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–
Come Here come here..
E-hugs😘😘
Sorry ehn..

See forgive n forget ooooo..
Forgive ehn...
I don't want to type much..
Just forgive... Forget about the past, and correct the future

Jasmine said...

Hahahahahahaha. Nma gi dikwa iche o

Vivilicious said...

Chai!!! As in eh...
Nnu pim, nkwo gi ihe tinker kuru pan 😁😁😁

KIDJO said...

This is so common with all Nigerian mothers πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

ola wealth said...

My dear don't swear ooooo... OK??
U will be fine..
Don't worry ehn.
Leave everything to God....
We all sin one way or the other...
Is it my dad's atrocities??
Or what should I say?
Na becos of am I run comot house ooo..
But because of God and the scripture which says, HONOR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MOTHER SO THAT YOU DAY MAY BE LONG, IN THE LAND WHICH THE LORD HAS GIVEN YOU.
I have forgiven and moved on ooo...
I am even planning on buying things for him when I get back...
So my dear.. Forgive ooo.. And the Lord will continue to provide for you for them

Amaka Hundeyin said...

Hahaha
Well, can I remember my mum telling me pim sha as she doesn't care if you scream your lungs out after she's done with you.

IJAY said...

Lols, how can I forget the many PIM, hmmm Nne moooo

St.FranKooL.... said...

#At the end of the day, say thank you and get a good night’s rest*

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Wow

Anonymous said...

Chai my mama na commando... When she nack you finish and you be mummy what did I do?she be like I remember the ones you son do before.My mum is an extreme disciplinarian

Cutestniki said...

*kam

Hannah said...

Jasmine - see the way you just said lackadaisically -just forgive.. Like its that easy. Like what right do you have to presume to know how she should deal with her emotions...

At least, Ola wealth wrote with a bit of compassion.

If you have not walked in someone's shoes, be careful how you judge their matter.

The way I see I, if the poster didn't have a forgiving spirit, she wouldn't even be planning that she will give them future financial assistance..who knows what the Holy Spirit can work in her by then?

To the poster - Nne, come take a thousand hugs. Religion AMD superstitions have destroyed so many lives. God will keep and guide you to do better for your kids.

Greatlady. said...

Olawealth,you must have been a very stubborn child to have 3 set of Cain.
I can count the No of times my mum had beaten me, not more than 5 times.

Greatlady. said...

If I hear pim, you go hear wee

Anonymous said...

Sounds like my mom too !!
Her accusations are a little different. I've got a deep cut to my right eyebrow,my mom stabbed me with a broken glass. I had scars all over my body (I called them battle scars )
As an adult ,working and earning very well I was able to take care of my skin.
The eyebrow scar is quite obvious though (I almost lost my left eye )

Greatlady. said...

Really? Wow!

Greatlady. said...

Like ehn, it's so common among them

BEDS AND ROSES said...

These our children of nowdays. Can you even slap them. My heart can't even take it or watch them cry.
Our mamas get stone heart those days.
Funny thing is they spoil their grand kids.

Chummy cho cho said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I no fit laugh abeg

Chummy cho cho said...

Lucky you!
Sup Cyn? Shey o wa pa sha?πŸ˜„
I don't mind my yoruba.lol

AbaMade said...

i have just two memories of my mum's beating. One was a slap I'll never forget, something that left me speechless, the pim was not even necessary cos i couldn't even if I wanted to, everywhere was just dark and I could see tiny horses and their riders moving in circles the gum I had in my mouth, if you see where I found it the next day eh

Anonymous said...

@ anonymous sorry! Pls if you have it your heart forgive, but pls DO NOT leave your children with your mother or father.

Ed said...

Ma mummyπŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹

Gold Taken said...

Hahahahahaahaha! Memories!

Anonymous said...

She should have beaten the hell out of you you no get home training,ewu

Nwanyi Ocha said...

Lmfao! Mine was nnu pim mmapu gi eze...lol

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha @mmapu gi nti

Hot Bench

Anonymous said...

M gbuo gi, m muta ozo... chai

Hot Bench

Anonymous said...

What do you have to say about your πŸ’‘ex?❌
# American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έgal::: well, I missedπŸ˜¨πŸ’” him so much, and I knw he misses me too, he's a great πŸ‘guy, and actually dah best πŸ’Ÿ✊thing dah happened tu me, we loved πŸ’Ÿeach other so much but tins did nat jas work πŸ’˜πŸ˜ͺout well fr us, if have got chances I will take him backπŸ‘πŸ’‹
WHAT DO U HAVE TO SAY ABOUT UR EX?
# NIGERIAN πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬Gal ::: Jesu, dat idiot, 😱abeg no dey remind me about dead people, 😨😠anyways, I go still tok,❌ I no still understand wetin make me dateπŸ’”πŸ˜¨ dat fool, stupid, πŸ˜ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚mad, shameless, poverty❌ stricken good for nothing he-goat,😏😏 shinshin,πŸ’πŸ’ he nor dey give me...pure water πŸ’”πŸ˜sef na mistake😱.... Chinedu? God forbid❌...him prick b like tooth pickπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ wey divide into 2,πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜œ no b chinedu? πŸ˜›Na him na....wait o, which of my ex sef?
πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

CharisMAtic DIVA said...

Ahahahahahaha
Kai
Nnu pim, e gbuom gi inwuru piii
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I love my mom

Anonymous said...

The stabbing and using pepper is child abuse serious child abuse...waao...i wish you can leave that house and pray for God to heal you

CharisMAtic DIVA said...

Ahahahahahaha
LmaoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Kai

CharisMAtic DIVA said...

Wow!
Just wow
I haven't met such an end time demon parading itself a pastor...hmmm...

You'll be fine durling! You'll be fine .
Bear E-hugs @17:59 😘😚

@20:20 E-hugs 😍😘

Got gat you

wideawake naija said...

Kai! This is deep

optimisticlady said...

LMAO at tiny horses and riders...

Justyswt said...

Oh no anon, this is so out of it. But pls try and forgive them. It will give u peace.

Justyswt said...

I tell u. If I see my mum with her grand kids, I am like is this my mum? Petting kids? I just smh.

Bootylycious diva said...

This anonymous i know already am.your nemesis,keep shouting iam here waiting for you to come and beat me

SWAG LAFRESH said...

I can't also relate personally but I've heard from other mothers.

Barbie said...

lol

sdk's first lady said...

#Jasmine u just typed my mind.

uniquebeauty said...

Na wah! Na real wah!

Gugu said...

Lolz..

Anonymous said...

God help me, am a Nigerian parent and I do it to my children.
Or I ask them to face the wall if I hear their voice after smacking them.
And sure they love my Nigerian accent.
I so love Nigeria and proud to be one.
My mum beat me just twice to my best knowledge.

Anonymous said...

I can't relate either. I was never slapped or beaten by my parents. I grew up in Enugu

Anonymous said...

Omg!I feel for u. God will be with u and give u sweet testimonies.
My mother tortured me psychologically.Always placing curses on me whenever I am going to school or preparing for an exam but all in all God never left me.Now I have no feelings for her don't care if she's alive or not. I don't know where she lives and couldn't be bortherd

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