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Thursday, 27 July 2017

Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narrative....

Hmmm....







STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
30 SECONDS  NOODLE'

Stella pls pick my comment and use it for chronicles. This is the only way I can remain anonymous cos you know me.


I'm s3x starved. Married to a lovely man, 6 years 3kids big dick but the s3x is horrible. I met him while serving and his hello was I will marry you. 

Then I had a bf of 5 years on and off who wasn't ready to settle down so I used him to threaten my boyfriend to sit up and just once Stella, just once I got pregnant. 

The s3x has been horrible since the first day, wam bam thank you ma'am. 

Just like 30 strokes no exaggeration, in 2minutes we are done and I'm just beginning to feel the tempo. I'm not wide, I had my babies via cs, its war penetrating me. 

I'm freaking neat and sexy.what can I give him to make him last, if he last for one complete minute know we used a condom , skin to skin is 30seconds.

 I'm tempted to cheat,ex ,newbie anybody who will make me feel like a woman . I used to masturbate to help myself but now masturbation doesn't cut it.I want the real deal.
what do i do?


*Madam did you say 30 seconds?As in 1 2 3 4 until 30?People with five seconds hubby be like 'wow shes so lucky''.
He probably needs help medically or ya ponyor is too sweet and he cant last long.Please discuss the situation with him before you jump ship....s3x is not food.



151 comments:

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Hmmmmmmm

LOLO IDEATO said...

Seek medical help or herbs

amanda favour said...

Odiegwu oh!
The lord is your muscle nne

Rocky said...

Did I see 30 strokes?? How many strokes do you want?? 50?? Please this man needs his strength to chase money for you and your baby. Don't kill someone's father with sex.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

OMG this poster is in bondage oh!...
Nne,what are you waiting for in getting your self a side bobo?...
You have three kids and I'm sure you are done with child bearing...
My dear,this is the time for you to explore and enjoy your life...
Get a side bobo ASAP or a lesbo partner if you don't want guys!...
See sex is very important in a woman's life!...
Do as I say and watch how happy,beautiful and sexy you will be!!...

ukwu dimond said...

Na serious matter poster you get for hand here.

AGELESS T said...

In whatever you do, DO NOT CHEAT. Discuss with him politely, then Seek solutions.

Good luck

Heartbreaker loves TGW said...

I'll leave the men to this but I heard there's something they do about training their mind not to focus on the sweetness of the ponyor , that way, they last longer.

I'm curious though, does he go soft after the first round? If not let him continue na... Or you guys need to check into an hospital

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Poster sex is food!!..don't mind Stella!!...

Anonymous said...

Na food????

Anonymous said...

So thirty strokes is not enough for you ? My own was 15 strokes sef and I still enjoyed it.

miss kenefo said...

In a marriage communication and understanding is key. Darling you don't need to post this here if you are open with your husband and he is a reasonable person. Tell him how you feel and you guys can approach a doctor or therapist and get a remedy (that is if you guys don't find a remedy by reasoning together). Even if it's pills to make it last faster and extra lubrication to make it more enjoyable for you, a solution can be found by simple communication.

Another trick I've erm heard about is the condom trick. Some married couples use lubricated condoms and when they've had enough fun and are about to climax he takes it off. Some men last longer with condoms on.

Darling you're a strong woman though. Three operations? Wow. Superwoman. I just feel you would have been having happy sex for a long time if you had confided in him earlier and as lovingly as possible.

Blue said...

i join in d hmmmmm,decoders oya

ukwu dimond said...

Poster na serious matter. Have you tried talking to uncle about the 30 seconds show? You both need medical attention, have you seen any doctor? Try Kaya maza. Prayers also will help, please do you cheat cos if you start now you will not want to stop.

sexy Daddy said...

Madam didn't you test before you agreed to be bought!

Your husband needs help.Please don't cheat on him.Or you can give him bruntashi to take! na your ponyo go hear am! Chai life eeeeh see me wet my wife dey beg honey I'm tired! Honey I'm tired!

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

It took you so long to try to resolve this after 3 kids. If you want to cheat then do it and not use this claim as a resign. Woman respect your vows, according to you he didn't perform magic your first time with him so he didn't deceive you. You even had unprotected and now claiming getting pregnant made you marry him.
The time you spent typing this would have been better utilized talking it through with him and checking online for solutions.
Your husband is probably too excited before sex and also takes a lot of sugar. He needs to watch what he eats, he should also exercise. These things aren't always so hard to resolve. If you're sexually frustrated, you'd get sex toys or pleasure yourself instead of thinking about giving your body to another man. You people really have mind o, see how your body is sweeting you to cheat. You sound like you married your hubby for his money, and must be talking to an old flame deceiving you. Just note that there is no gain in it, fix up.

miss kenefo said...

The condom trick was not for the poster but for others out there who don't know about it.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, i think Evans has kidnapped your Orgasm hehe... Madam please manage and don't cheat on him, you might be inviting devil into your marriage when you start sleeping around, you can't have it all. Just my thought thou.....

ovo said...

Cheating wouldnt make him last long either.so cheating isnt the solution. Let him visit a doctor for help.it could be infection.

Joy Okanje said...

It's true sex is not food but it's food in marriage. I swear lack of it can make you do unimaginable things na only God know weten e create put der

Anonymous said...

There are drugs he can take to stay longer...

gagaga said...

Hmmm....different folks with different strokes.

Blackberry said...

After 3 kids, na now u know say he's indomie noodles?
My dear if u are tired, enter street.

Madame koinkoin a.k.a 'peace lover" said...

Hahahahahaha stella comment got me rolling on the floor, 'or your ponyo is too sweet' Chai poster just be grateful with what yu have chikina. Cheating no dey last instead buy dildo.

Anonymous said...

hahaha Sobotone and ponkryon things
Contact taiye alagbo Penn Cinema area Agege
Plenty of exercise and put him on water only no fizzy drinks no beer for a month, Also do a testosterone blood test.more greens, veg and fruits, less solids and junk food, also cook with plenty of garlic onions and ginger

Anonymous said...

Kai.... SDK shaaa.... did u have to count? Some men dey even bfo dey call dem, dem don cum... 30secs is quite a long time o.

Anonymous said...

Stella you funny 5 sec haha.madam back to u ur oga take to much sugar and he needs this local medical it will flush his system help he discuss it with him.

covfefe said...

Have u guys seen a doctor or a sexologist?

O. Y. O said...

Pls, don't cheat on ur husband. I think most men has such problem,only that it's only few women that can come out to complain. Well, der r foods and fruits like watermelon, dates,garlic that he can eat and he shld reduce his sugar intake as well

Dberrys said...

Eya. Stella sex is food oh. What are u saying. Madam its well with u just dont cheat sha.

EkaTre said...

How can I explain this, maybe when its coming u let him stop till its gone before u guys start again
Sexy daddy come and throw more light to this chronicle biko

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

She wants d real deallllllll.....


Sexologists n Sex therapists in d house over to una

World People said...

Talk to him about him , then meet all this people that sell agbo to make one that would remove sugar from his blood stream and make him last.

But he's got to agree to drink it. So first he has to admit to his problem and be ready to seek solution

And you, don't taunt him with it. Help him instead.

Good luck

Isolde Fontaine said...

Poster have you gently discussed it with your husband? it is good you let him know without making him feel bad...there are solutions I hear for things like this these days. Seek for alternatives medically for him before doing something you might regret. best of luck dear.

Anonymous said...

eyah.i used to be a 30secs guy before until somehow i got over it,now it is even difficult to finish off,the ladies even get all dried up and plead for me to finish up.you need to let him know that he has PE,it was my EX that made me look for solution and somehow when i went to meet a doctor all he said to me was that i didn't have a problem. he said when next i wanna have sex i should relax,take my time,i shouldn't be too anxious. also told me to do exercises and eat good food, i should avoid them fast foods and all. that just did the trick.so madam just talk to him about if first,he might be willing to find a solution

FLUFFYCAKE Lagos 07056157039 said...

Heya! Sorrrry o.

Anonymous said...

Abeg stella stop this ur rubbish talk that sex is not food, abeg sex is food big and better food ,if it's not food then what's the essense of God creating sexual feeling, biko don't vex me ,always telling married women that sex is not food,was the essence of marriage?mtheeew. Now madam poster you saw the signs why courting with ur husband,but you must marry syndrome dint allow you see road or ur desperate and low self-esteem dint allow you make critical thinking/decision...abeg carry ur cross,women like you disgusts me ,you were trying to make ur boyfriend jealous then you got pregnant for Mr big dick, according to you it's just onceπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, pls carry ur desperate cross and if you cheat may another big dick fall on youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Miss Ess said...

30secs is long for some people. I have encountered zero second before with a dick like an average banana which to me is very ok. He would climb me and before I open my leg expecting penetration he has spilled on my laps. The first time I thought it was the anxiety but unfortunately for me i booked in for the weekend. The next time same, the surprising thing is that he gets erection and all what but I don't understand the penetration wahala. I would relax waiting for a dick and before I use my hand to put it in my laps is wet. So I sat him down the Saturday morning and told him I am confused about it and he asked me don't I enjoy him, does he not fuck me well? I almost eent blank because i eas not understanding. I knew there and then that I have not seen a husband yet. My prayer was for Monday to come quick. Meanwhile, all this his rubbish can go for three rounds during "intimacy". Monday early morning he said he has to give me for the road till the next weekend, as usual he poured on my lap road. When I left I knew that was it. He called and came pleading tire, for where; Today he is married, 3rd year now, with no child yet. He told me he is now a born again so he didn't touch his wife till a month after they got married. He works offshore so I guess duty called. There and then I pitied the babe he married; she don buy bad market. He said do i know any pastor i can refer him to, i said i don't know any pastor. But in my mind i am like, how is this wife coping with this guy? If he could pour in and have children it is even manageable, so madam 30 seconds is heaven on earth.

Anonymous said...

Find a guy somewhere to be satisfying u sexually. Bcos if he was in ur shoes he will do d samething

Promising star said...

Orishirishi

Anonymous said...

Find a guy somewhere to be satisfying u sexually. Bcos if he was in ur shoes he will do d samething

Anonymous said...

Madam , you are very lucky ...my own hubby is 10 seconds man .....we have two children ...
That is how I have set my brain to enjoy it like that .....sex is not food

Chike TEFLON said...

Madam I follow Stella ask you, did you say 30 seconds?

Well anxiety can cause it some times.

Tell him to do more of fore play, he should calm his spirit down and take you slowly. Let him stop doing kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa because his dick is not fighting war with your pussy.
Has he ever eaten your pussy and use his finger to play with your G-spot until you cum multiple times?

Don't mind people that will say ila otu is not food.. It is a very healthy food the we use to keep body and soul together. Okwa doctor's prescription, 3 times a day. As is 2 in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 2 two in the night...

Tell him to relax and laa gi otu chalu oku so that you will be screaming biko bikonu bikozianu ilagbugom ooo papa.

Ibukun
Chameleon
Atheist
Blackberry
Healthy ikpu
Elastic
Where you guys at???
Una help is needed ASAP... LOL
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

Kiks said...

Does he know how you feel?

Anonymous said...

Find a guy somewhere to satisfy you sexually

Anonymous said...

Chaii..sorry @Poster....Stellzz....pls dont say sex is not food coz if it was the other way round, peeps'll be like' play ball so your horseband wont look outside n'all.
Biko sex is the main food oo....i love it like kilode...and thank God i and hubby are just perfectly suited in that area...infact na me get the upper hand coz i ride him into ecstasy everytime... enuff obout moi biko...

@Poster feel your pains jare...but you're married and not allowed to play away match...The best you can do is call your hubby for a heart to heart....He needs to know how to work your body and get you to the level that a little thrust...and BOOM..you're where you wanna be.

This is something he owes you...you're not asking for a favour biko...he must learn and work you..while you do same for him...use your mouth...tongue...teeth...palms...soft nails..on his thighs...back...infact..make i no spoil you..but biko u guys should talk..read...use google ooo..and above all ur imaginations...

Lastly, i hope he coporates with you...if he ends up feeling there's no issue in the issue den..i'm sorry to you...but cheating is a no no pls.

All the best oo....
Lemme hide my Id before dem go come after me..lolzzz...



Anonymous said...

Stella making me laugh..
People with five seconds hubby be like.. WTF

Anonymous Gangster, trust me, you'll see like 500 comments here...

Chike TEFLON said...

Yeah this is my area of specialization.

Galore aka anonymous orubebe.. You are also needed to lecture the poster ... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mana biko don't advise her to rub clits together because she said she is not ready to cheat... Lol

Anonymous said...

Please go and get a real job and be busy. Then you will thank God for the real man you have. Provider who loves and cares for you. If you were working 2 jobs or slaving in the bank or hospital I assure you, you would be happy you could even stay awake to count to 20...at 10 you would be snoring away
Life is so much bigger more complex and more exhausting. Spend your time worrying more about your kids than your sex life, and while you're at it get a real job...

Anonymous said...

pheeew. My sister is common with men who have extremely big cock. i think the vain they have cant hold an erection for long. An average cock is better my dear . The truth is masturbation cant replace the real thing . There is this feeling of satisfaction that comes with being with a man, the touches, kisses, moaning and banding is outer this world. I feel so sorry for you. Please never cheat on your husband , Just carry your cross and finish your fufu without complaining .You will be fine by the time you get old n sex will be a thing you hardly think about . Pele

Favourite Girl said...

MEN, what is really happening to your somethings ?

Anonymous said...

pheeew. My sister is common with men who have extremely big cock. i think the vain they have cant hold an erection for long. An average cock is better my dear . The truth is masturbation cant replace the real thing . There is this feeling of satisfaction that comes with being with a man, the touches, kisses, moaning and banding is outer this world. I feel so sorry for you. Please never cheat on your husband , Just carry your cross and finish your fufu without complaining .You will be fine by the time you get old n sex will be a thing you hardly think about . Pele

Anonymous said...

Funny how some people takes sex as their food. Talk to your hubby

Bubul said...

pheeew. My sister is common with men who have extremely big cock. i think the vain they have cant hold an erection for long. An average cock is better my dear . The truth is masturbation cant replace the real thing . There is this feeling of satisfaction that comes with being with a man, the touches, kisses, moaning and banding is outer this world. I feel so sorry for you. Please never cheat on your husband , Just carry your cross and finish your fufu without complaining .You will be fine by the time you get old n sex will be a thing you hardly think about . Pele

May said...

Stella has come again with sex is not food. But it's important in every marriage. Madam talk with your husband about it and seek a solution together. Cheating wouldn't make it right. Couples should learn about how high or low their libido is before settling down,so you don't get frustrated at the end.

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

*reason

jelly said...

She did but it resulted to pregnancy that hulk her marriage to the guy

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Inukwa prayers on top sex!...
Hahahahahaha
Oriegwu oh!...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha...

Anonymous said...

You need to study your own body n teach him how to make u reach orgasm. He can mk u come twice or thrice before the actual penetration. All u need do is discuss with him n carry out some practical. U GO GURRLLL.

SANDY YO said...

Hahahahahahahahaha! This man sef! No kee ma namesake o biko.πŸ˜‰

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Yinmu...
High sexual libido of a woman starts from 40 years upward!...
There is no old age in sex for a woman

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Cheating is not the answer to your hubby's 30 sec play

Talk to him about it,forget about brushing his ego be gentle and sensitive to his feeling while u present it.

Get him local herbs that an help him stay long.
Reduce his sugar intake

Try initiating a longer fore play period so that you are equally aroused and half way there before he enters your pussy.

Try new sexual positions that won't make him come on time. ..say no to missionary style.

Buy him a cocktail ring Ifor his open to it,the should make him last longer

Most importantly talk to him about your needs,tell him about how you want to be handled sexually.




LEPπŸ˜›

Anonymous said...

Poster it seems your hubby has premature ejaculation. He doesn't know how to control his dick. You guys need a sex therapist. There are techniques (men get in here) that if he learns them, he will become a super stud 😁, you sef go tire. You can also consider learning tantra. Anyway, have you discussed the issue with him? It is important you do because you are on the verge of going out there, and who knows what you will find or what the repercussions would be? Just use wisdom, you can help him and save your marriage.

Promising star said...

For your mind now you be professional in doing the something @sexy daddy

Anonymous said...

Don't know about taiye but from exercises and others, very good advice.

GIFT E THE JAMB GIRL said...

Misery loves company.

Shy Artsy gal... said...

So sorry about this predicament... I heard bitter leaf agbo helps. Just squeeze bitterleaf juice into a tall glass cup and give him. Dunno if the effect is immediate... I think that will work... All the best..

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd..
This is the truth, abeg free the man..

Anonymous said...

Funny, I used to have this problem with husby until I gave birth vaginally. It widened my ponyor a bit, so I can now accommodate his Range Rover.
Sex has been very blissful ever since, even his 2 minute sessions has increased tremendously. It's like a miracle, I must confess.
I didn't see this coming.

Anonymous said...

Poster.. I trust you know well not to follow this advice.
Queen will not kill sombori

sexy Daddy said...

Sandy Yo nwanyi OMA anyi na eme wayo wayo. Linda eze IRA ikpu nato pieces. Chai!

Heartbreaker loves TGW said...

Hahaha so he doesn't know what inside feels like and he wants to give one for the road? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜šπŸ˜‚πŸ’” Chai I pity his wife oh

Original cosmetic dealer(OSD) said...

Doppelganger I just fell in love with u.Poster take this advise or that of Miss Kanefo.

Some of us just comment without giving issues a deep thought.@Queen and boss what did u say?
Madam many bvs here see u as a model, pls give advice like u were talking to ur kids or siblings esp.in chronicles.

2muchjuice|2muchsauce said...

Poster! Poster!! Did you really have to bring it here...Did they use ''cement'' to gum your mouth..After 3 kids, have you ever discuss this with him to assist him to get solutions?? you just want to cheat and you are a LONGER THROAT..Common go and meet a doctor to help you out..I dont like self-centred women..you are a helpmeet in all aspects not just a fuckmeet..Abeg come and be going jor...

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Na wa. Sex is good. Go meet Hausa people for burantashi.


The Queen you are something else

radiant D said...

Hahaha. You re not serious.

Golden said...

Queen and Boss oh!!! Abeg e don do.Poster abeg jump and pass her advice o lmao!!!

Anonymous said...

Poster communication is the key. When you are on the matter don't you have small sex talks with him? You have to learn to know when to do what. My dear sometimes it happens to my husband and I whereby he comes so fast and I used to get angry but now we talk about it and I let him know my feelings. When he is about to come he tells me and I ask him to stop. We kiss for a while before we move on so that i also get to same level with him and when I want to come in let him know so that we come together. You should do a lot of foreplay to put you in the mood such that when he penetrates you, you would come easily. Stop masturbating. It's gives you a different kind of orgasm and when you don't find that in your husband you get frustrated.

Anonymous said...

Im sure this poster's husband has plenty money and he loves her and the kids alot which she knows..thats why the only thing she saw to complain abt next is that he doesnt last in bed.Women you complain too much sometimes.You cant havr it all in a marriage.Some men can fire thier wife's ponyor till smoke starts coming out but they dont have money to look after the home.So try and get it off your mind and concentrate on ther things in the home.Sex isnt food and that is a fact.When you guys are making love just console yourself that you are in the arms of a man that loves you.Dont kill this man and dont ruin your home.

***Shiny Boss*** said...

Abeg how she wan start d sex prayer? Lol...

Anonymous said...

Poster does your hubby masturbate a lot? If so he has to desist.

Anonymous said...

She is disturbing herself for nothing...

She has several options

1. Get a Big DILDO to fill you in.

2. Get a lesbian partner... Dem plenty for higher institution these days... You give them money, they give you good sex



3. Talk to him


4. Masturbate.. Watxh PORN



No time to dull


I won't advise you to cheat on him with another man.. I don't condone cheating with another man

But NOTE: As a woman, sleeping with a fellow woman like you, it's not cheating... .it's called being smart


Thank you.




@Anonymouz Orubebe

Jasmine said...

Stella, in marriage, sex is food. Haba. They r married for heaven's sake so sex is food for them. Stop saying sex is not food. It's not easy for most married women.

You shouldn't commit fornication and u adhere and now that u have the licence to have sex anyway and anytime, u tell them sex is not food. Why? Stop saying that. It's wrong. They r married biko.

Jasmine said...

God bless u. Sex is food for married people.

Jamila Gold said...

Dear poster, why and how did you manage for so long? Your husband should seek medical help, what he is experiencing can be treated. Meanwhile, he should endeavor to do a fasting blood sugar( FBS) test, to rule out diabetes mellitus; it can cause what u described above. Also, he should reduce or stop sugary drinks and alcohol (I.e if he takes any) for now.He shoudnt go for just one round, some men don't last long on the first round, he should try and go for 2 or more rounds. It's a gradual thing sha, before you know it, he will improve to 2mins, then 5mins and gradually to even 30mins and above. The last resort could be drugs, I no wan recommend drug o, if he really needs one, it will be prescribed when he seeks medical help. All the best...

Justyswt said...

Chai the Queen and boss. U no go kill person with ur advice. Lmao

Poster, seek medical help nau.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaha
@Pour on your laps

Any man planning to use more than 30 strokes is looking for ways to rupture the womb. The thing with boastful Nigerian men is, they lack expertise. Sex is an art meant for few. Will Nigerian men hear?

When they want to finger their ancestors, they will carry long nails and be going in and out in a non coordinated fashion. Eating pussy nko, some will use all their teeth and put on the pussy and be chewing like ponmo meat.

Sucking breast nko... Avoid men with gap tooth, they are ready to put your nipples inbetween their gap teeth all in the name of sucking nipples.

Okay fine, Caress the body like a Gee.. .bollocks. They will use all their muscle to be pressing the body like an unlicensed masseuse.

To crown it all, they will be like Baby you like, moan for me baby. Boy, if you don't get your sloppy self up this minute. It's always the cutest boastful guys that are so sloppy in bed.

Let a facially challenged clean corporate dude handle you ...oh boy.

No wonder, I am still a virgin.

KING XOXO MYSTERY

Jasmine said...

Don't listen to this person.

Jasmine said...

You can have it all please.

Anonymous said...

O my world! You be crase.... My dear stick to this advice here. Same as mine too but I love, respect and make him feel like a king that he is cos he loves me and adore I and our child. Mine is even with low sperm count and erectal issues.

TTC since cos of that, sometimes I cry watching my eggs through scan waste. but e no make me love him less cos a good, loving, God fearing, caring and hard working man is hard to find in naija now my dear.man that hustle to make us comfortable. u dey complain

Anonymous said...

For quick result, tell him to take Ponkrayon. Then this; u go run madam.
* A few gloves of Garlic

* Two big Onion

* Few Ginger roots.

* A big cut of water melon

* A small quantity of lemon juice

* A cup of pure/natural honey.

Blend everything together(taking two sponful monrning and night)and after some days, OH Jesus!

Anonymous said...

* A few gloves of Garlic

* Two big Onion

* Few Ginger roots.

* A big cut of water melon

* A small quantity of lemon juice

* A cup of pure/natural honey.

Blend everything together(taking two sponful monrning and night)and after some days, OH Jesus!

Anonymous said...

Ponkriyon go turn his dick to dildo, ur veejay go hurt, wa jeri, wa yin oluwa logo. Then he can be taken the mix I sent earlier B/D. Madam, ur husband dick go turn u to slave. He go collect ur confidence. U go turn mumu. I warn u o......lol

Anonymous said...

When I got married I was like that I didn't use to enjoy sex because I was always feeling pains immediately I gave birth to my baby I started enjoying it and that place is not that tight like am being disvirgin all over again and he also enjoys it more now.

Anonymous said...

Jesu!!!

Na wetin women dey suffer be this????
Mouth hanging on the floor with shock like center rug.

drogo said...

communication is key....... try to make him do enough foreplay b4 u start penetration..... he should eat more of pawpaw, watermelon, banana, ginger, tiger nuts

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol Queen Queen

Anonymous said...

Jesu!!!

10 seconds??
So the 2 children na 20 seconds in total?? *scratches head

E for kuku hand the sperm to you on a plate na?
What's the point? Hian!!

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol@ prayer on top sex... Queen biko uche onye adiya njo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol@ sexy Spermy Daddy Yo

Maka Chi ila otu na atowa nti.. Lol

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol@ enter Street.
Your own rule is always simple

Anonymous said...

Madam tell your husband to get Samsu oil and I promise you that you will come back here with another chronicle of too much sex time. Just in case Samsu did not work then your husband need deliverance from marine wife, so many men suffer spiritual erectile dysfunction without knowing, they keep taking drugs and going to hospitals but still no good results just because the Marine wife has killed their penis spiritually, btw I am saying this from a personal experience but I am free from her cause then I was able to have sex as a real man only in the dreams with her but physically I am battling erectile dysfunction and quick ejeculation.

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol@ being smart.

Orubebe the Orubebe πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Anonymous said...

Stop using Jesus name in vain




Poster.. Follow the advise if this @Anonymous... Blend all the fruit he suggested..

Come back and tell us how it went



@Anonymous Orubebe

Anonymous said...

Thanks for your comment Nne,the way the talk about this cheating these days ehh, I wonder o, how do you expose your naked body to another man just like that. I shudder because I don't know what I will be discussing with another man to the extent of talking about sex. When you are not my husband. Hmm. Plenty of solutions online plus discuss with your husband poster.

General Zod said...

This is funny to be honest πŸ˜‚

Fancyface said...

Chop kisses Doppel *no homo*.

Anonymous said...

Sex is sweet mehn
But some Nigerian men will never accept that sex is not for them and simply retire. What irks me is they have all sort of porns in their phones yet simple basic sucking is such a difficult task for them.

Shout out to all the men that can clean the plate well and toss some salad while on it.

So I was seeing Claws the series and one of the characters there is into strangulation when cumming. Hehehheehehe. Naija men should not try these at home.

Women, you deserve a man that when you see him, your panties become wet. It could be the money, personality, sense of humor.

As for me, my weakness is, seeing a handsome man wearing suit and tie, heading a conglomerate, a boss at work, credits your account, a fun guy when he hangs, a pussy eater, switches conversation from serious to very serious to flirty to downright sexually nasty. Damn.

KING XOXO MYSTERY

jelly said...

Your husband truly needs help, both of you should seek help from doctor..,don't go and cheat on him please.

Anonymous said...

Dear poster, does your hubby go more than a round? If yes does each round last for the same time.
Most men don't last long during the first round due to over excitement but we get better and last longer with each rounds. But if your man doesn't last every time then there is a problem, not even drug can fix it. But if he last longer with each round then a drug like Viagra or it derivatives can work magic because it keeps the dick hard around and with each round he gets better and you enjoy it more but mind you ensure he doesn't have any heart problems. Sex is like hard drug,you will never find rest unless you get it.

Iphie dearie said...

Someone should pcik this comment up thereπŸ™‹
I need to see it on Saturday or Sunday Laff🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Iphie dearie said...

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The Vein can't hold an erection?πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️

TheLagosShopper(Goods and services 4rm the popular Lagos markets to anywhere in naija?07030493148) said...

Madam please don't cheat on ur husband,forgotten how just one cheat got us preggies?how shame go catch u to tell ur Bv of 5years?ur hubby will catch u once if u cheat please.there are some smoothies I read about,let me know if you want to know but then you have to talk to your hubby NOW!!

Iphie dearie said...

LinLin,You want them to pursue poster from her husband's house?
πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
Poster skip this comment ooh

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ said...

You can never disappoint me I know πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ said...

If you see the way i was scrolling for your comment ehn. Meanwhile, Kehinde Ake is truly missed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

LOL I accept your love offering.

Anonymous said...

You guys will keep encouraging this menianc of an old haggard jazebel, taking things lightly with her. All these demonic advice she gives out aint her way of living, but will dish them out to another.

Diamond in the house said...

Ma dear just visit a sex therapist or tell him 2 always focus his mind on something else weneva he want s 2 come

Diamond in the house said...

Ma dear just visit a sex therapist or tell him 2 always focus his mind on something else weneva he want s 2 come

Anonymous said...

Exactly! Phew! πŸ˜“πŸ˜°πŸ˜’

Ehi Grace lace_material_uk 07448776953 said...

30 in and out is a lot ooo

Anonymous said...

Eiyaaah, queen and boss sorry o

Ehi Grace lace_material_uk 07448776953 said...

Chief Mrs I trust you ojare.
Poster Linda is joking, she doesn't mean it

Anonymous said...

What is there to decode??? This is queen and boss and that's why she's ranting all over the place so no one will think she's the one.

Anonymous said...

Follow 'aminatsecret' on instagram. Make sure you send your testimony here to encourage others in your shoes.

Miss Juliet said...

Stella please in marriage SEX IS FOOD!!!!! Not after running from fornication u go enter marriage hear story! Poster i tink he needs someone to educate him, have u guys talked abt it? He needs to read books and know how to control himself.. I can't deal o, hian! You can cum fast on d first round, buh after dat Omo u need to hold that cum make i have fun abeg

Miss Juliet said...

Lmaooooo Queen i tire o, how will d prayer point be sef. God make my husband last longer!! πŸ˜‚

Miss Juliet said...

Hahahahhaha Chike and Sexy Daddy nothing sweet pass ila otu abeg

Chike TEFLON said...

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World People said...

Omg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

Timaro said...

You mean you actually count it?lwkmd

Timaro said...

All them beer drinking men.
And they are the ones who boast the most.
Ms Ess,your narration is super hilarious

Anonymous said...

Let him reduce his sugar consumption level, work on his mind,engage in more foreplay and romance before penetrating,Dont squeeze ur pussy for him also,he can also reduce the tempo when fucking you and relax to continue latter.All this will help him last longer.

Anonymous said...

Thank you! Pls tell her again..she is busy looking for sex maniac husband.mschew!

Happyheart said...

Talk to him about it or get a vibrator.

Chantel said...
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MDee said...

This so funny.

Ada Idemili said...

It is cheating, It is lesbianism, a great sin. Don't say what you don't know.

anonymous gangster said...

I'm laughing, but simultaneously disgusted! The usual suspects are here, sawdust for brains! God help the generation born by them!

nwa mazi said...

He can control it by not always been in a hurry, more fore play , sucking u n fingerings u n when ur about to climax he can mount u. Let him take tramadol 200mg it doesn't have side effects and also rub samsu oil to desensitize his dick... above all have a heart to heart talk about it...thank me later

Anonymous said...

Take him for deliverance.

Anonymous said...

Stella say 5 sec ppl go say you are lucky. Stella you no well. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Tell. Olosho spirit never komot hin body even after 2/3 pikin!

Anonymous said...

Thank you all for your comments, I read through it all. Sex isn't food but NNE its highly needed, we have sex just twice in a week, one round per night.hubby is fucking quiet, we talk but I'm very raw will bruise his ego that's why I don't want to tell him.i masturbate and he doesn't like it, asked me to stop but then again masturbation isn't like the real deal. Which mumu money?my ex was and is richer than my hubby by 200times(that one had a tiny dick, so I really don't regret leaving) ive never cheated on my hubby but ive been fantasizing. I work o and I run my business with a staff strength of 11 people on the side so I'm not jobless thinking of sex all day. I just want to cum without masturbating and fuck till my legs ache

Anonymous said...

Pls where can one get this ponkriyon?

Pharaoh D 7th said...

Sex is important in any health relationship. And as a married person, sex is a right. And satisfaction must be mutual. If you truly want your husband to improve you have to have a heart to heart talk with him, impressing it on him your are not satisfied sometimes in bed (don't say most times, because you have to manage his ego, Lolz).

What he has is premature ejaculation. Today, if your husband is willing that are enough supplements and natural herbs to help him stay longer. For some with strong mental focus, they can treat themselves simply by focusing on other things and not the intensity of the ongoing action.

One other thing, let him practice withdrawal method and not come inside you during sex (even though your are safe or on contraceptives). That way he has incomplete satisfaction and his dick will still stand. When a man comes inside a woman he has complete joy and may conclude the transaction.

Having a side-guy may assuage your urge but are you ready for the emotional baggage that comes with it?

SMH said...

This is one of the things that pisses me off about some blog visitors. Some of you are fake and hypocrites! If someone else makes this comment you people will nearly bite the person's head off and cuss the person out. Now that madam Queen and Boss made it you people are forming laughter. Only a few will caution her openly, the rest will cuss her in their minds but pretend with their I.Ds as if it's ok. She makes some of the most offensive and uncouth comments and you people laugh and encourage her madness but if some other less popular bv or any anonymous makes the same comments, you people will attack immediately and haul insults at the person. Bunch of hypocrites! ‎

Anonymous said...

U are very correct in ur observation SMH. I really don't know why ppl get excited over rubbish. However, most of the regular bv's here already know that Linda is not to be taken serious. The danger in what she and those forming support for her are doing, is that there are visitors to this blog who may not understand and actually take them serious. Ppl shd always bear in mind that they will be accountable for any soul they lead astray. That u r joking will not be an excuse.

Anonymous said...

Nice comment Doppel, but you won't understand until you experience it.
I used to criticise married women who cheat, no until I got married and started seeing things for myself. I haven't cheated yet but I have had the conversation with my husband that I cannot allow myself to be sex starved. He should either do what is expected of him and do it well or allow someone to help him out. LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR ONE TO BE MISERABLE!!!

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