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Tuesday, 18 July 2017

End Time Flight

I am both shocked and Laughing and dont know if I should stop or cry......why do some people take their Faith South?



A senior pastor of the Labourers Assembly, in Singorwet ward, Bomet County, Kenya, pastor Nwanga Gwranja has been rescued after unsuccessful attempted to fly to Jerusalem using artificial wings.

The controversial pastor fell off a tree and break his legs in the process.

Gwranja, known for predicting the second coming of Jesus on several occasions, something which has never come to pass, is said to have gone round the village announcing his departure to Jerusalem.

According to Standard News, the pastor said he was following an invitation by God himself in a dream.

Residents said the pastor, who had tied improvised wings made of polythene bags and rags to his shoulders, had also spoken during his sermon early Sunday, of his imminent trip to Jerusalem.

A member of the church told the newspaper, “We thought he was joking until he appeared dressed in his flying gear, bidding people farewell.”

He was said to have asked curious members of his church, who had gathered to see him off, to escort him to a tall Eucalyptus tree, which he claimed was a suitable take off point, as revealed to him by God.

As the pastor climbed atop the tree nervous parishioners, who thought he was on a suicide mission, alerted the chief who in turn called the police and ambulances for an emergency rescue.


Word had gone round and within a short time, the scene was jammed with thousands of locals, eager to see the man of God flying to Jerusalem.

Meanwhile, authorities were frantically trying to get him to climb down.

Attempts by the choir master, a very close friend to the pastor, to convince him to abandon his flight to Jerusalem fell on deaf years as the pastor stood his ground, insisting, “I must fly to Jerusalem”.

“You cannot stop an idea whose time has come more so when it has the blessings of the most high! Just let me go”, insisted the pastor atop the tall tree.

Elders were soon summoned to come and convince the adamant pastor against attempting to take off without their blessings.

But the elders were met with utter shock when the man of God rebuked them, saying God was showing him the elders burning in hell for trying to stop him.

“You can command humans to stop going against worldly cultures but commanding against God’s commandment is impossible.

“You should rather repent because these are the last days, Jesus is coming back,” the pastor retorted.

Cries and mourning of women and children who feared for the pastor’s life, did not deter the man of God.

When he discovered that a young man who had climbed the tree to get him was almost catching up with him, he spread his wings and took a plunge.

The pastor came tumbling down with a thud, and immediately began wailing, asking for help.

Gwranja’s legs were broken, his nose bleeding as he later passed out.

He was rushed to a local hospital

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66 comments:

charitybino said...

I did not bother to read to the end.

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁
Hahahaha hahahaha 😁
My belle oh.......
Bye everyone,I'm very busy
I just had to comment on this one coz it's so funny 😁 LMAO

edie said...

hahahaha hahahaha

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ the pastor came tumbling down with a loud thud. The writer of this story must be a clown. I just couldn't see the seriousness in this story.

Miss Ess said...

When death comes calling it comes in different forms.

kilogram said...

Hehehehehehehe...na wa ooo, na real wa! Hehehehehehehe

Sharon Aminu said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€
Pls am laughingπŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Jesus ooo

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahahahahaha...
This is the funniest shit I have read this morning...
That Pastor is obviously mad!...
They should check him well!..
Naija pastors don pass this level nah..
Lwkmd

cat eyes said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my belle ooooooo! Stella,u would have caption it early morning joke. I'm sending this as a bc now. Lwtmb

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Why are these people making jest of God and Christianity? God is not a magician.
I feel ashamed hearing and seeing all these things that these men on expensive suits and beautiful mansions predict or do all the time.

They make false predictions, they eat and dine with politicians who raped the poor masses of their wealth and rights.
They are afraid to speak the truth, they rather succumbed to political correctness.

Christ come already! The reproach is too to bear now as a believer.

uncolonized amy said...

This is funny, abeg I fit faint here.

Anonymous said...

Lol

Fierce of SDK blog said...

I'm sure he needs to have his head checked. #dazall

Anonymous said...

Hahahaa haaaaa o my belle o laugh wan kill me

Pipi Lee said...

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Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha

DIDIRIN


Imagine mbok

Nsutor ebod ubed



Lol





@Anonymous Orubebe

Olivia Silk said...

He has Alzheimer's Disease.

Adeniji Bisi said...

The church name sef Na wa....Labourers Assembly..

I wish u quick recovery so u can continue ur journey...

Looking forward to seeing u fly to my country



MC pinky

ESE EsSAy said...

LMAO! This is too funny,end time pastor

anonymous donor said...

Mad people, but no. We rather listen to thhe "voices" than go to hopital.

Bootylycious diva said...

drama

yk said...

OMG!!!!! this is so funny

Krix said...

Hahahahahahaha! This pastor should be given an 2 medals for for his foolishness! Chei!
Can't just stop laffing. Chimoooo!!!

Just Krix! (Stellz boo) via iPhone 7+

Bootylycious diva said...

I did watch one on youtube two littles kids in a church in warri or so Angels on assignment ,waaoh ,The church of God is here to stay in Africa .

chummylove said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG i just laughed like a crazy woman now Hahahahahahahahahahaha...i wish him happy stay at hospital and quick recovery soon Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Hadey Halaba said...

Laugh don kill me here o
Hahahahaha

Okwesilieze said...

Kai
What is this?
Ife ne me!

Pastor's Daughter said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha mama let me help you decide. please .

mbok permit me to laugh in ibibio iyammi!! huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh





oooh Athiest will come and finish us today in this post.
God please dont let him see this post.

Anonymous said...

He is delusional

Tetrina said...

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣. Thank you for making my morning 🀣🀣

Anonymous said...

Hallucinations+ mental disorder + WEREH = WHAT PASTOR IS going tru

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

"much"

Sekemi afo said...

Hehehehehe ,so funny. This post made my morning.

Miz Selena said...

HAHAHA! This is too funny! gosh!

Swiss Raphino said...

Hahaha he don clear for he eye useless drunkard. Hot afternoon weed at work.

Anonymous said...

Got me laughing pls he needs psychological assessment

rillyniddy said...

Funny pastor abeg make Dem carry am go hospital go check his brain...

Greatlady. said...

I follow you wonder ooo. That's why other religions will keep mocking Christianity.
But it's funny. Let me laugh jareπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

young FOREVER said...

Very funny. End time pastor indeed.
When you associate with the devil and you are using God's name to deceive people,this is the result.

Nonsense and ingredient!
Idiot and peppersoup!

young FOREVER said...

Abi o Lin Lin, Naija pastors don pass this level tey tey.

Welcome to my World said...

Hahahahha...... πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€

Adadioramma said...

Why asking for help nah. Efulefu pastor. I don laff taya. Thank God he passed out. This post is so hilarious.

LAGOSFINEST 007 said...

Kikikikikwakwakwakwakikikikikwakwa.
They should have left him to die so he can also resurrect.

Oly Benny said...

@Amanda laugh Don kill me here my belle o πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

onomebonny said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ foolish man.

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lwkmd
Lmao

His village people are seriously working on his destiny

Brain and Beauty. said...

He probably heard the voice of Satan calling him to his grave.
Using the name of God and Jesus to exhibit their madness.

Push up said...

Abi when madness comes knocking hahaha

sucrexoxo said...

Lmao...I have tears flowing from my eyes! God help us.

Flux said...

Hahahaha.....kuku kee me oh

Manna Bee said...

Mtschewww!

Dainty T said...

Lmao9ooo. My belle ooook

Anonymous said...

U are a true child of God with discernment ❤

Minnie Rexpect said...

Madness in practice.

damabiqs said...

He probably has schizophrenia.He should be thoroughly assessed.

POSH MIDWIFE said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚..they would have video the incident πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ which will really make it more hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...

Racheal Palphraps said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ moku oo😱😱😱

Bold Marehi said...

Lol.

Shennel Hyacinth said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ very funny.
Spread your wings and fly away.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ said...

Hahaha. I'm standing at yaba singing 🎡 'to the left to the left' 🎡

Pipi Lee said...

Carry your wings and fly to the left.

olaedo said...

My GOD is not a magician..
They should have left him there to die.
Onye ala

Linda peters said...

That pastor should be checked I think he has mental disorder. Na wa! May God help him to survive this one.

Munch Mee party foods and small chops. 08033833239,08189706279. said...

Spiritual madness

Chidiogo said...

Serious case of auditory hallucination

Anonymous said...

Olivia Silk, really? Tell me you are kidding. Please tell me you are kidding...

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