Stella Dimoko Leonardo DiCaprio's Plastic Bag Caused A Commotion


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Wednesday, 19 July 2017

Leonardo DiCaprio's Plastic Bag Caused A Commotion

What is up with that purple plastic bag tied at his waist?

When this question was posited one worker confidently speculated the Shutter Island star must have been toting around condoms. It's not a bad guess, honestly, and at least we'd know he's being safe....LMAO

The Cut had some thoughts, too, including "five to seven newsboy caps," "matching 'Female Body Inspector' shirts for the Pussy Posse," "various vaping accessories," and "his Oscar." These are all solid guesses.

Curiosity on the bag's contents even spread across the globe, reaching Elle Australia. There, they wondered if he could be carrying around a "Victoria's Secret catalogue with his next conquests circled" or "his next blockbuster script."

At this point, it could be anything. A hamster? Sure, why not. Five bags of gummy worms? Maybe!

But another question still looms: Why is DiCaprio wearing a plastic bag in the first place? The environmentalist encouraged fans to sign a pledge to not use plastic bags back in 2008, and in 2016 he lobbied to ban the distribution of single-use grocery bags in California. Are disposable bags okay if they're used as fanny packs?

Until theses mysteries are solved, at least we can find some solace knowing that even after all these years, the Titanic leading man is still full of surprises.

from refinery 29

Now let me guess..He probably has his old underpants inside the plastic bag?hahahahahahaahha


Miss Ess said...

Whatever that was for lol

queen hadassah said...

These oyibo people can worry themselves

sdk victory- said...

Stellahipsy y not leave d jokes for comedians?your jokes are like pulling teeth,painful

❤ u still yimu

Anonymous said...

Love this guy

@Anonymous Orubebe

Cynthia Iyede said...

They should free this guy jare. See the colour of the plastic bag like someone going for an owambe party to take extra plates of jollof rice home. lol

Pastor's Daughter said...

Love me some leo nigga can do no wrong in my eyes. Free him jooor.

*hangs leg on window*

orela said...

Mehn...I love shutter island..I love the whole psychiatry based theme. Sweet..
I care less of what he has in his purple one has asked if my grocery bag is as loaded as before. Since I still take the same amount to shop..

jelly said...

The bag is cool 😎 for you know little takeaway

Nybabe said...

Maybe a catheter. Oh no cant be. Just kidding

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