Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: SPONTANEOUS Post -Monday.

Advertisement

Advertisement - Mobile In-Article

Monday, 3 July 2017

SPONTANEOUS Post -Monday.

รคmonday #anotherbeautifuldaytostartagain #lovelove #yourock #mamaofboyfriendsofftoschoolaready #holidayiscoming #blogboorocks #aboutostartpayingforgistsexclusively #natheworkweywedeydo #stilllovestruckfromdortmundbvparty





I hope everyone is Okay and enjoyed the weekend as much as they could?Work don start today....The only thing that almost makes me not like Monday is the 'gra-gra' that it comes with in the Morning..

Faces of in house news....where are you?Please send in and send in your SYB;WNB,LRD and The meeting point story....
I still have some Chronicles left but hey i just found out that  sending in a chronicle can be anything and not necessarily a story of love and heart break....e.g the Lady who sent in story about her brother and his going further with his schooling.


Shout outs to Anonymous BV from Saturday's Dortmund party and to Chim-oma..both of them broke the Dortmund party post with shoe and cucumber..hehehhehehe
I am still having a  good laugh reading comments....


God bless everyone and Kisses to you.

281 comments:

1 – 200 of 281   Newer›   Newest»
same girl said...

So, this is an interactive comment.๐Ÿ˜Š.... Not everytime advice, quotes or song ๐Ÿ˜œ.

It goes like this.....

I am of the opinion that it is healthy for couples to communicate all the time and have beautiful conversations as often as possible (whether they are upset with eachother or not). I don't believe in couples keeping malice with eachother but I understand different personalities handle things in different ways which should be respected.
But, when does it get a little too much? When is the line crossed from being upset to loosing interest? How long is too much for a couple not to talk just cos one person is upset? A day? 2, 3... A week or even a month?

When is it time to walk away and tell yourself "This can't work" and is the rule different for married couples?

Ps: Let's say one party is trying to make peace, its just one party that's "upset"

Please, I need your advice.

Em jay said...

In this month of July which is the 7th month, 7 stands for perfection, God created the world in 6days, on the 7th day he rested, God told Joshua to go round the Wall of Jericho 7 times before the Wall of Jericho fell down flat, Elisha told Naaman to go and dip himself inside river Jordan 7times for is Leprosy to be cleansed, I declare and decree as daughter of God right now, every Wall of Jericho surrounding your favour, testimony, document, visa, job,marriage, promotion fall down and die in Jesus name, amennnn. Go and possess your possession for its your month of favour.

Mhzzbee int'l said...

Its been raining here in this part of lagos. Very busy weekend,thank God its over.
Good morning beautiful people and have a productive week.

SWEETIE said...

Good morning to all the beautiful heart, saw yesterday was SnM and I went through some of the post but its funny how some persons kept posting their comments like thrice even some 5times. I think that already has protrate the kind of person you are by littering the whole comment session,tomorrow you come crying nobody contacted you, don't you think just a comment its okay so they can see others comment as well. Anyway a word is enough for the wise in case of next time. Meanwhile Stella you are dame too beautiful, saw ur backasi...enough enjoyment, Happy new week to you all

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

WHAT IS GRACE?
GRACE means FAVOUR minus LABOUR.
GRACE means PROMOTION without QUALIFICATION.
When GRACE speaks protocols are suspended, if you doubt it ask 'Esther'.
When GRACE speaks Laws are broken, if you doubt it ask 'King David'.
When GRACE speaks Educational Qualifications are Useless, if you doubt it ask 'Peter'.
When GRACE speaks Connections are needless, if you doubt it as 'Joseph' form prison to Prime Minister.
Today, THE GRACE OF GOD will speak on your behalf and will continue to speak for you throughout this glorious week in Jesus Mighty Name
May your days be BLESSED

STARRY LARRY said...

May we be richly blessed today and always. Happy New Week Fam.

STOP RECYCLING CORRUPTION!!!

Don't vote for any former governor as a senator in 2019.




*Larry was here*

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Stretched myself to 50 sit-up this morning, now my mid region is on ๐Ÿ”ฅ
#FitnessGang #Looking.Good.is.Serious.Business+Conscious.Effort.

Ok so....away from me.

Thoughts to ponder on for today
↘⬇↙
It's ok to fight for someone who loves you.
It is not okay to fight for someone to love you.
There is a huge difference.

Morning guys. Great day.๐Ÿ‘

O. Y. O said...

Good morning,my bv's. How was your night? As we go about today's business, may God bless all our endeavours today. Happy Monday!

ola wealth said...

Good morning beeveeleons๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

Slowest weekend ever.
Couldn't sleep sef.
Just dreaming like fowl up n down

Friendship Memories๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

after sweating to cook one mad vegetable with plenty obstacles and EBA.
The food already to be downloaded, then there's a knock on the door.

I know definitely it will be Mayor๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
He always comes at the right time.

Ogbeni shi lekun na (open the door)
I am coming ooo..
Mayor enters, sees the food, next thing

Jide, "shey EBA leleyi" (is this EBA)?๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•
No okuta (stone)

He sits down without been invited.
That kind of friend that doesn't need your permission to turn your plate of EBA from left to right.

Mayor removes top, removes jeans.
Sits down.
Washes his two hands.
First thing he touches is the fish..๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

Suddenly a call enters his phone, its another of my friend.
Mayor, bawo ni? IBO lo wa (how are you, where are you?)
I dey Jide house oo..
Ehnehn, shey ounje wa (is there food)?

Mayor answers yes ooooo..
Won she se obe.. (He just cooked soup)

Before 2minutes, 3 of my friends are in my house.
๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
Those guys finished my pot of vegetable๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
With my EBA.
They even went ahead to boil water for another gari...๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Well, that's how we do for ourselves ooo
I love them
I miss them
Can't wait to see them.

Enjoy the week.
Show love to everyone๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

#stellz ASSorockMama๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Come n beat me.
I am in my house

#theQueen๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Yaayy!,..
I made it today on SP!!...
Shout out to all my lovelies here!...
Would have mentioned names but I'm in a traffic...
Love you all๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹

sexy Daddy said...

Good morning everybody!
I smell goodness today to everyone reading this IJN.

Mhzzbee int'l said...

Monday gragra is something else in Lagos and rain still come heavy.

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

Beautiful morning,
I wish everyone a beautiful week ahead


To join Edo/Delta WhatsApp group, click on d link below



https://chat.whatsapp.com/HXARKvWCldG8L6iRuTFWoL

Rachyberry said...

Wet Monday.
First to comment?

Russian roulette said...

May God bless your week and butter your bread. Good morning everyone.

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Bebe Rexha hope you know I got you?
I can't wait to show my waist in Particular to Major Lazer.
Chris Brown and Tyga needs to know how much I shout Ayo ooo.
Dej loaf Hey There my boo.
Calvin Harris sure know how to Slide into me.
Pls help me tell Anne Marie that I'm saying Ciao Adios.
Thank goodness Justin Beiber gave me Purpose.
I really Luv Tory Lanez and can't wait for him to Come Back To Me even though he prefers Bal Harbor.

Aye if you get the drill ๐Ÿ‘

AdeEsther (need quick loan? Call 09087090732) said...

Hello guys
Hope we all enjoyed our weekend?
I wish you all a nice and fulfilling week in Jesus name ."Amen"

#SmartMarketer

Falcon said...

I missed this blog, just came online after some days, it felt like a part of me was missing. I spent almost two hours going through previous post, reading all comment, this blog is the truth. Omotola Brianna,please learn how to ignore people, your birthday post had 166 comments, half was you trying to defend what I don't know, insulting people. What else.... You all have a nice week. I miss Chickitto, queen and boss, sandy. OK bye

Doppelgรคnger said...

The rain this year is not even playing at all coupled with Lagos traffic. Thank God for a new week, may it favor us.
Something has been bothering me though it's not my business. I always assume that spiricocos aren't sexually active even when married. I presume their sex life to be boring but my colleague a young deeper life lady is about 6months pregnant after having her first baby in December 2016. I know most women get pregnant immediately after their first babies but mehn I envy women who have gone through pregnancies back to back. When does the body snap back after going through so many changes.
Have a great week all.

Olori Orente said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Amaka Hundeyin said...

I had a good laugh reading the SnM feedback esp the Jay no Jay issue.
Let me go back and continue my amebo.
Have a productive Monday y'all..

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Great morning everyone.

I tapped into this beautiful week Amen. A week of great surprises and blessings.

Got to the office early just to avoid hold up and I am up and good.

Good to be back to see my beautiful office.

No need watching telemundo. Today is meeting, meeting, meeting.

Let me go and make my london tea and drink

KIDJO said...

I saw something yesterday, But I was high so I stayed away from typing before I talk spoil.
Chai. I saw eggplant of life, Verakoko vero and Alexander Mcqueen shoes ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†. ...See gbedu
Morning all. And for those bitter souls, May the uncle bolaji blokos I saw in one of those pictures fall on you ooooo๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜….kai, blokos of life, I don save the pic for future references๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

LOLO IDEATO said...

I'll go back to read comments

Good morning guys

Just leaving for work! Rain ain't funny

Strolling through the estate to the bus stop, I saw a clean Lexus 350, driving slowly, with a smartly dressed man Inside.

The rain isn't funny, so I smiled at him and requested to be given a lift to the bus stop, he gladly obliged.

My problem now is, he is listening to Yoruba news and music on a Yoruba station! Can't this tush man listen to an English station?

Please how do I tell him to change the station?

Just asked him now and he's going to my office area, so we'll journey for 45minutes together!!!

I need help!!! This Yoruba station is making me go gaga

Miss Ess said...

Good morning all. Happy news week. God bless our hustle. Bvs are something else. It was the comments that made me go back to see bv annonumous banana. Bros gather no be lie. But what prompted that issh.....oya come and answer bros.

Pipi Lee said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Comment section was lit yesterday.

Good morning beautiful people, all the best this week!

Slow day today, keep dragging my feet. It's a tortoise day.
─▄▀▀▀▄────▄▀█▀▀█▄
▄▀─▀─▀▄▄▀█▄▀─▄▀─▄▀▄
█▄▀█───█─█▄▄▀─▄▀─▄▀▄
──█▄▄▀▀█▄─▀▀▀▀▀▀▀─▄█
─────▄████▀▀▀▀████─▀▄

Lady Bug said...

Morning to you from the BUGGER herself๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Anonymous said...

I decided to learn a skill and I've gone for tailoring, fashion designing. Pls does anyone know a good place to go register in owerri. And also how much does a sewing machine cost now. Thanks for helping a sister

Theyvid Adebayo said...

It's Monday,Rain rain go away,come and rain another day,little children want to work.Been raining since 6am

Anonymous said...

Anyone wit d gift of interpreting dreams should come and interpret this dream for me pls. I dreamt that I was inside one shop,seated on the owner of the shop's chair, then the woman's child( she should b around 7to 8 years) came into the shop and immediately I started playing wit her, dragging her or I think tickling her and she was laughing, immediately thier dog,a big dog just pounced on me angrily and started clawing my face. In d dream I was scared or should I say angry, took a mirror from d woman's shop( in d dream) and d mark on my face was so fresh,but no blood. D marks were all over my face ,almost got my eyes. So I was just complaining to d woman in my dream and she was pleading with me. Immediately I woke up. Pls I need interpreters, I've prayed and canceled it but I feel I should still c a powerful man of God to pray for me‎. Help a sister out pls.

Brain and Beauty. said...

A wet day here.Good morning bvs.Looking forward to the holidays too Stella.Have a blessed week.

Ebizimor Egbejule said...

God is good to me and my family. He is worthy to b praised I am fruitful because God's word says so.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Good morning everyone....

I love Mondays too but the rain, lasgidi's traffic and the long queue at the terminal to get bus is so heart breaking. Na lateness to work today be the thing, mtcheww

Hello Jostified Mom. I like your name. Regards to your lovelies.

Have a blessed week everyone.

Teemah said...

Good morning people of SDK,thank God it's wet wet Mondayyyyy,yippeeee.Stellz u badt gan.

Pipi Lee said...

Lmaooooooo
Friends of life!
Missed those days in school.

Stella ASSorock ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚...omo Remi custard.

The General's Wife said...

Hey Rosie!๐Ÿ˜˜
My Beautiful Beautiful Roseflower๐Ÿ˜

How is my favourite In-Law doing?๐Ÿ˜‚
You know u rock right?๐Ÿ‘Œ
And yes love,I love u right back!
You've always known that anyways๐Ÿ˜‚
Kisses to my son-in-law๐Ÿ˜˜
And some for u too Sugar๐Ÿ˜˜

Good Morning Beautiful People!๐Ÿ˜˜

Anonymous said...

I love u Queen,#nohomo#

Pipi Lee said...

Good morning Chief!
๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Anonymous said...

This sperm linkage is getting out of hands, I have take the one month herbal medicine that an elderly Yorba woman gave to me and still sperm cannot stay in my body. I do not stand up after sex, I raise my legs up after sex each time, before morning all my private parts will be watering dripping out, sometimes it will be smelling self, doctor said I should do HSG which I did no result, he has asked me to go for hydrotubation where will I get the huge money to go for that.

Please if there is anyone who has been in my shoe and spend less money, share your experience and what I can do, while I save up some money to do the hydrotubation. Hubby is not too strong at the moment but we need a little one to make us more happy

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚@ uncle bolaji blokos

same girl said...

I meant your opinion/thought not advice. lol. Thanks

SUGAR. said...

The queen in queen... Always in traffic​. I Sha rove you like that. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Make two cups my yori yori.
That tea is very needed this morning.

The General's Wife said...

Amen!!!

And may God's Grace abide with u too love.
I woke up this morning with songs of praises on my lips.... God's Grace wil be made manifest in our lives. Amen!

Pipi Lee said...

Hey Becky, JAY-Z will meet you up by 4:44pm today, order for two glasses of Lemonade.

Suwa Nen said...

Good morning beautiful people of Sdk Theatre.

Baby bunny said...

Good morning BVS, how u all doing?(in Wendy's voice) off to my PPA. Its gonna be a great day. Kisses to Stella and all the lovely BVS here.

Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink) said...

Good morning Stella!!


I totally missed out on the snm post... got there very late mehn.

Wait o where are the guys on these blog? I mean like the anonymous bv in the abroad party๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Abeg you people should mingle with us๐Ÿ˜ I mean me๐Ÿ˜‰. ......

Kisses to you all๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ chief queen/fabmum/chikito ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜—

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Chief the chief!
L badoski E.๐Ÿ™Œ

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Good morning to you all! Back to my normal self, the weather is so hot even the air condition and fan is not helping.
Can't wait to start going for swimming though, it comes with a prize.

I've miss this blog.

SUGAR. said...

Aunty รจ faraburuku balรฉ. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Cynthia Iyede said...

Sorry. I didn't do that much this morning. I will try it tomorrow. ๐Ÿ™Œ

Anonymous said...

So what's big about that anonymous BV eggplant?I want to believe all of u shouting about that eggplant have not seen a correct big mature eggplant before, it's a pity, am sure those comments and WNB about their husband's having big dicks na all wash,the kind of lie lie wey dey reign for dis blog enh,it is well

Anonymous said...

I'm resuming work for the first time today since my maternity leave. I'm so tensed because I've never been away from my baby for so long. I hope the daycare nannies will take excellent care of her. I hope she doesn't cry too much
Working mothers how do you do it?
I raise Beyonce hands for una!
Good morning everyone

Lady Bug said...

Pastor ๐Ÿ™†

SUGAR. said...

Good morning.

๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ Everyone.

Lady Bug said...

The rain is epic!

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Morning kidjo

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Morning bloggie

KIDJO said...

In an attempt to come off as an intelligent fellow, you ended up sounding so ambiguous and stupid. How could you use Down syndrome as a comeback line?๐Ÿ˜ฑ(May God punish you for that ok) Did you run out of lines for clapback or what?...Leave clapback for the clapback Queens(me et others) because you are so dense my dear...You re completely intransigent and unredeemable from your foolishness. You accused me of always talking about Penis as if you re a virgin and you don't fuck,IyaOlobo like you, Smelly otu, Ajegunle Olobo.Yes I talk about penis openly because I'm not an hypocritical e-diot like you..You need a good fuck from a rich dick to reset your useless shape...Old mama youngie.
And for the record, I didn't reply this cheap slut yesterday because I had some visitors and didnt come back to this blog till it was night,I saw the replies and I was applauding those clapback Queens in the spiritual realm๐Ÿ˜…. Damn, the replies were lit mhen.I shake my Ukwu for una,saying "welldone babes".. pawpaw face omotola. ..You nor reach to clean shit comot for my yarsh I swear down.
And for those e-diots grouping me in the same strata with the classless and archaic omotola brainless,how dare you? Bitch can't even afford a good hair or phone and you dare say we belong to the same class?? Damn your soul to hades You all can kiss my ass, yo all classless murdafuckers,fuck you all and once again kiss my sexy round firm ass...

Lady Bug said...

It's not their fault,to mingle is a matter of urgency ๐Ÿ˜

Laeffizy said...

Blessed and beautiful new week/month. I lost my voice last night due to shouting and dancing...
Time I should have used to do SnM I was dancing to Timaya, Psquare, Tuface.... Hahahahaha ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€.
#glomegamusictourikeja# was the "bump".
How are you doing beautiful people???

Cynthia Iyede said...

Lol @ se eba leleyi? Oti, kon kere ni. Hehehehe๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€☺

Lady Bug said...

Amen

Lady Bug said...

Yinmu ๐Ÿ˜—

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

The key words involved in successful marital goals are:

Communication. Compromise. Understanding and forgiveness.

Knowing exactly when to apply one or more of these ingridients leads to a more lasting and healthy marriage.

IJAY said...

Good morning fams, happy new week, it's a rainy day, bless God for this new month of July, may this month be fruitful for us all. Do have a great day all, yoriyori my tea drinker ,how far

Suwa Nen said...

Good morning people

Squatfitnessfanatic said...

Becoming suicidal, everything about me and my life is on stand still... GOD HAVE MERCY

King Marcus said...

Amen

Lady Bug said...

Memory on point,Ola the memoriser๐Ÿ˜‹

Kamikaze said...

In the office.....in this beautiful gown I got online last week.I feel gorgeous.It's incredible how beautiful new clothes can greatly improve one's mood.I feel like I should bat my lashes and talk in my Toni Braxton voice imitation all day.

Good morning my neighbours!

The Dortmund Party Pix post is the funniest ever.Pipi Lee you is the killah! I bookmarked that post.At a point I was only reading Pipi Lee's comments.Can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.I must have read that post at least 6 times.Crazy!

That's all folks!

Pipi Lee said...

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Š ๐Ÿ‘Š ๐Ÿ‘Š
My lazy ass can't do more than 20 SUs.

Thoughts to ponder:
Someone who loves me will definitely be a member of my immediate family.
Now, fighting for ones spouse or boyfriend can be confusing, what if they've stopped loving you? What if they don't care about you anymore? So many what-ifs.
So, you just might be fighting in vain for someone who you think loves you.
With these few points of mine, I hope I've been able to blah blah blah

Amaka Hundeyin said...

Word

Lady Bug said...

The rain over her is something else!

Adeniji Bisi said...

Great Month,merciful week,joyful day,blessed hours,uncommon success is all I seek and pray for in this month for u and ur family.

God bless Nigeria
God bless SDK
God bless the givers
God bless the receivers
God bless beevess
God bless you
God bless me



MC pinky

Cynthia Iyede said...

Kisses to you Chief Chief... You've not answered my question on the meaning of the Igbo response Phino gave HussP. I like that Igbo but don't understand.

Dark Horse *** for your 3D wall papers call 09021363953 said...

Hello Jasmine, going by your comment on snm feedback ysdy, nothing would be more pleasurable than seeing you cum. It would be nice to roll with you but ah no dy stay lag.

Gold Taken said...

Great day to you too, Bloglord, the thoughts, spot on ๐Ÿ‘Œ

KIDJO said...

That Amu is the truth mhen, The thing was standing at attention as if it was greeting a commandant (Ukwu) in the army. ..๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž But I wonder which of the commandants(ukwu) the Amu๐Ÿ† was greeting ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…....๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ†Amu attention
๐Ÿ‘ฎ,gbam. At ease,gbo.๐Ÿ‘–Amu๐Ÿ† attention gbam, right about turn๐Ÿ‘‰➡▶.....๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž♋

Amaka Hundeyin said...

No vex oh, but how does promoting your language make one less tush?
Honest question

Cinnamon Apple said...

Amen!

Cynthia Iyede said...

That your assumption is strong o. Lol. They have blood running through their veins na.

Duchess said...

Good morning blog family.This is our month of divine favour
In other news does early morning urine really work for conjunctivitis? Both my eyes are really sore, been on different meds for the past one week

Kamikaze said...

Someone even said the cucumber refused to be anonymous.

Lmao!

Cynthia Iyede said...

Manage. It's better than being in the rain.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Pelee

KIDJO said...

Don't make him touch that dial,tell him (in a sexy tone๐Ÿ˜†) to translate for you,Act as if you are having interest in the yoruba program. .He's gonna change the channel by the time he's tired of being a translatir๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž

The General's Wife said...

In my Aerobic class,we have about 5 trainers. 4 men and a lady.

I like to think I like them All Except for one☹️

The ones I like are the ones that try to "take it easy with us" they give us breaks,even if it's a 10 second breaks. Max 15 seconds!

But the one I don't really dig is that man that works and grinds us like tomorrow ain't ever gonna come!
The man drives us soo hard! And with him there are no breaks! I suspect he must have fought in one war like that before. Cos his resilience is just out of this world!

And As soon as I drive into the parking lot,I am subconsciously looking out for his car. If it isn't there,I kinda relax. But if it is,my "ginger" kinda drops and I just drag my feet inside the class. And as soon as he sets eyes on me he calmly says "Mrs S pls kindly come to the front"๐Ÿ™„

Suwa Nen said...

Good morning to all my new boyfriends.
Welcome to my world.

Cinnamon Apple said...

But it's fun listening to Yoruba tho, enjoy

��Dreamcatcher �� said...

Love you Queen ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—

Anonymous said...

Stella do the needful to this Olori orente comment. What rubbish is this on Monday morning, occupying space like this.

KIDJO said...

Good๐Ÿ˜Ž.
Next time make it a hundred please ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›,that 6pacs must show

Anonymous said...

Pls what is spiricoco?

Anonymous said...

So fucking tired with this people. they've turned the Lagos whatsapp group into something else, gisting unneccessary things, making people to leave the group. stop the distractions. If they continue that way, I promise to leave as well. Yes, am reporting here bcos, Blog na our headquarter OSHE! Anybody wey cuss me na back to the sender! Pay ur money and plan for the party period! The unneccessary gossip is getting out of hand, killing my battery for nothing. E don do oh! Yes, I am anonymous bcos I choose to, come and flog me nau. you people be there and guessing who post this, my dear you can't guess right. And I've noticed that you people have a cabal now form your whatsapp group of u can't cope. please stop killing my battery for nothing, diverting the aim of group. Enough!!!

Rredalert said...

Lolo idea to ( side eyes). # beggars have choice abi#



I love rain. Whether. Sleeping or in the office or driving. Best when I'm driving. I just club in ma car...... Music at full blast and singing my voice out.
I'm loving this morning. Best of the day to you all

KIDJO said...

Good,next time hide the eba under bed or inside fridge. You can always microwave after they leave๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

KIDJO said...

Love you more,mama

Anonymous said...

How much is hvs test? And am I going to open my pussy to the doc or lab attendant? Note I am still a Virgin.

RIPUDEX Quality Slippers shoes.Wholesale & retail said...

Pele oh! It's all for good. well done!

Lady Port (The Portress) said...

If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.

Anonymous said...

So it's now a sin for d man to listen to what he wants inside his own car just cos he gave u a ride. Oya tell him he is local and see him throw u out of his car.
Ungrateful soul.
Beta go and face ur miserable life.

The General's Wife said...

Chief Chief!
My Chief-o!!!
Nwanne mmadu!
Anu kporo nku na eju onu!
Yaya Dodo 1!
Mmiri ani Na eli eli!
Takasia!
Mekasia!
Nne kuba Kuba Na onweloooo!
Lolo Nnunnu!๐Ÿ˜‚
Asa Na onwe ya!

Okwa imana Na obu okirikiri ka ana-agba ose
Adi Ari ya elu๐Ÿ˜‚
Agidigidi Nwa herself!
Nwanne idigodi wuuuuuu!

And nwanne imana onweloooooooo!
Onwelooooo chacha!๐Ÿ˜‚

SANDY YO said...

Amen and wish you same dear.
Morning house

The General's Wife said...

Yori Yo!๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
Good morning Dear!

SANDY YO said...

True that!!!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ
Morning Bloggie!

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ said...

Morning y'all!!
Okay, ideato. it's rude to be given a lift and choose what you want to listen to inside someone's car. Just bear it jejely. One morning of juju music wont kill you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ next time remember that the measure of tushness isnt by car.

The General's Wife said...

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

You are never serious Kidjo!
Even when u are serious you stil manage to make me laugh. What should fall on Them?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ said...

Hi @falcon ๐Ÿ’‹

SANDY YO said...

Shout out right back and love you too our rocking Chief!

Sweet Child said...

New week, new blessing in jesus name amen.

SANDY YO said...

Hello! Welcome back!

SANDY YO said...

Hey Yori!

SANDY YO said...

Hahahahahahaahaha! Kai

Wild Rose said...

Hahaha! It could radio lagos 107.5 FM.

Enugu BV said...

My strength is failing me.

Irrespective of what I see around me, I choose to believe you are in control Jehovah Niisii.

People say cancer is incurable but not when you step in.

BVs please say a silent prayer for my dad that is down with prostate cancer at 82 Div..

We have done all we can.

Look not on my sinful ways Lord and hear the cries of your people

LOLO IDEATO said...

Le boo n I stayed 1 month apart and later resolved. We don't keep malice n we always settle same day of quarrel.

But that 1 month was a different thing and that's the highest we have gone n will ever do. We promised it won't ever happen again

The Observer said...

Hahahaha

The Observer said...

Might be d driver o!

obianuju augustina said...

Amen!

RIPUDEX Quality Slippers shoes.Wholesale & retail said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Default Smile said...

That shoe from Stellas hang out still got me ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Happy new month fam. My prayer for you and you is that your heart desires be met IJN. That thing called shame be taken away from your life. IJN. Amen


#My case is different

Lady Bug said...

Yes Indeed!

Lady Bug said...

How smart a marketer are you?,please explain ๐Ÿ˜‹

Lady Bug said...

Okay....

anonymous gangster said...

I hope you used your meds before setting out this morning! Na your type dey shoot fellow road users in road rage! Please make your comments devoid of tribalism, juju, cheating, greed and other naughty things this week! Be a good girl and I promise you a special treat.

anonymous gangster said...

You still dey vex for me!?

Lady Bug said...

If I hear,na dem do pass, especially their brothers ๐Ÿ˜

SWEETIE said...

Someone gave you lift and you still want to control the person on what station to tune to..fear God be contented

Roseflower said...

Hey Chief and Queen!good morning and love you right back.
Good morning to everyone in the house. Have a great Monday and a blessed week y'all๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’.

Roseflower said...

Amen and may the same be your portion. Good morning Sexy Daddy.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ said...

Ouuuuu sistur gurl! ๐Ÿ’ช

Roseflower said...

Amen.

anonymous gangster said...

You envy women who have gone through back-to-back pregnancies, but stylishly diss the act that enables the bele!? Lol! You've said it all, "young...lady", forget the religious part, she has hormones raging! I think it's best to get child bearing out if the way as early as possible, so woman recovers fast and enjoys her body longer, hubby enjoys her body, kids can do & quickly leave house!

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ said...

@Queen where are you going to? ๐Ÿ˜

Lady Bug said...

Anonymous reporter๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

amanda favour said...

Amen

anonymous gangster said...

Slow down Kidjo, I guess you're commenting to deliberately shock, but slow down! You no need am, true.

amanda favour said...

Amen,stay blessed too

Cynthia Iyede said...

Amen. Hope you're good dear?

Eka Joy said...

Nne, that shoe is the life mehn!!! I laugh tire, especially at the comments

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ said...

Captain Jack Sparrow

amanda favour said...

Morning ๐Ÿ˜Š bloggie

Lady Bug said...

It's from 15k upwards,yes you'll open your pussy and a plunger like instrument will be inserted into your pussy,be ready for the pains!,no need to sugarcoat​ it,it is PAINFUL!

Pipi Lee said...

Doing my Chinwetalu moves as TGW makes it rain on Pete Edochie!

Oginidi!

Miss Juliet said...

Tell him to change it or use eat piece nd play music joor.. Which kin yoruba music ds morning lool

LOLO IDEATO said...

Lazy bloggie! I challenge myself to a 100 Su at times

Lady Bug said...

Really?,I bet not in Nigeria.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahahaha Lolo the lolo. Dont mind the local man. Oya tell him yourself, dont ask us to tell him for you.


TGW good morning. Sandy Baiby good morning and everyone good morning. Our darling Queen good to have you on SP

How your party with weed. Hope you kept small for us here

KIDJO said...

Yesssssssssssss, you gonna open up that pussy baby. Open it wide like ya gonna receive a 13inches dick๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

What's going on?

LADY PRESTIGE BEADS.08034205152 said...

Ide ato,where is your staff bus?๐Ÿ˜ž
I miss all your imaginary gist.lol

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Mrs Romas!
Welcome back.
Been ages
How is the family?

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Pipi Lee๐Ÿ˜˜

Anonymous gangster no love๐Ÿ˜

Anonymous said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Kidjo, u won't kill me. Uncle bolaji's blokos fall on you.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ said...

Stella i sha saw you purse at Dortmund BVs party. Hidey hidey stella. Hian! That purse no follow for giveaway? Stella try for your babe nau. I Will rock it and pose as face of IHN i promise ๐Ÿ˜‚ for one week sef.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
My pipilistic!
You don start.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Lady Bug said...

Why won't you drag your feet when you are too slow,you better wake up!๐Ÿ˜‹

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

I've actually seen and felt bigger dicks than that.

Guess Bvs never did hence the exclamatory comments๐Ÿ˜‚

Pipi Lee said...

Amuttention!
Amuease!

Pipi Lee said...

Chief, help this brethren out biko.

Anonymous said...

I believe so Too, that amu was thin and long but not fat, thick and veiny. I know a big big cock when I see one and that uncle bolaji wasn't large.

Lady Bug said...

They will interpret your dream upsidedown ๐Ÿ˜ your eyes go clear,does here look like a dreamer ๐Ÿ 

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Preach on pastor Em jay!๐Ÿ˜

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Like seriously?

She is not in your class and level yet u compose this epistle for her?

Lol...

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Monday kisses to you TGW๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹. Fab day ahead

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Amen.
Good morning Dara.

Lady Bug said...

Why happy about a wet Monday?,are you the lazy type?

Pipi Lee said...

Omo Remi custard!
I'm buying your padlock today.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Morning Mrs R. How's you & family??

LOLO IDEATO said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ thanks guys๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Just alighted.

I had to bear it oooo. The man was just nodding head like agama lizard, I knew he was enjoying it.

Thanks Lagos bvs on whatsapp for distracting me from the headache induced vehicle, I kept reading messages as they come

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Lady Bug said...

Why kiss just one person and put other people as the last to be kissed?๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‰

Pipi Lee said...

Amen!!!!

Pipi Lee said...

Chai!
Lord Jesus have mercy.

Lady Bug said...

So many factors could've​ caused this,you need several tests to be conducted,why not go to a fertility clinic,I recommend pathcare in ikoyi,all will be fine.

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Let it fall on you pipi lee

Ebizimor Egbejule said...

anonymous 9:11 about sperm coming out from ur body, I also was having that problem until I went for massaging with a local ijaw woman in Yenagoa that's where I stay just paid 5k and now no longer suffer from it. if u need help inbox me on Facebook with my user name

Pipi Lee said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Kamikaze, comment section was extra yesterday, I swear. Thanks to BV Chim-oma for handling it with class.

Oh yeah!
I'm rocking a new shirt too today, and I've got my designers eau de parfum from my TG Mama Yo on too. Strutting like a boss!! Hehehehehehehe, anaemenu!

Slay Kam!

Anonymous said...

Let me goan show this to Omotola Brianna.Today go sweet die.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Lol Cynthy. Keep trying.๐Ÿ˜—

Dara๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—

Pipilistic, you will definitely know who is madly in love with you. That's who to fight for.๐Ÿ˜‹

Gold taken๐Ÿ‘. Good morning.

TGBaibayyy,๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ my friend will you sit up. You are looking for who will take it easy with you okwaya? Lazy gerh. Work it baby, work it hard.
Work hard, slay hard. That's the motto. Oya!๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Kidjostic!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚you wan kill me? This 50? I pushed myself beyond limit. Na die I de so๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Ordinarily I don't go pass 25. Max 30.
Anyway, small small..we march to babylon๐Ÿ˜

Ripudex, osheyyy jare๐Ÿ˜—. How's the lil princess?๐Ÿ˜—

Sandy bebe! Sandy yo mehnn...onye nkem, ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—. Morning love and great day

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Anon 9:08 dont you have a Pastor. Go and meet him to pray for you.

That woman you saw in your dream is a witch. Better go and see your pastor or prayer warriors in your church to fight with you in this battle.

Kpele it is well with you again

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Amaka๐Ÿ‘

SUGAR. said...

Jesus is Lord!

Brain and Beauty. said...

Good morning and welcome back Mrs R๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹.

SUGAR. said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Anonymous said...

Is not their fault. The repeated their post 5-9 times, just in case you did not see it.

Or you are not sure of what you saw.

Or so that you will remember very well.

Cookie said...

Amen

Cookie said...

Amen, same dear

Brain and Beauty. said...

Amen Default Smile.have a nice day.

Cookie said...

Real friends...... Not some fake ass!!!

Cookie said...

Love you muchos....... Enjoy your day

Anonymous said...

What was the comment about?

SUGAR. said...

๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ darling. I hope you doing fine. Thank you for being unique, sweet , and kind.

Now I feel like snatching you from The General ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Cookie said...

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

Cookie said...

Hey darling

Pipi Lee said...

Ok. Amen!

jelly said...

All things cool and beautiful... rainy Monday Morning... me like the weather this way,blessed day all

Fan Emmanuel said...

Kidjo this your clap back has made my day. Gbam! The idiot was busy displaying her foolishness, I would have said something but I visited the post very late. Ibiala!

«Oldest ‹Older   1 – 200 of 281   Newer› Newest»
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

Advertisement